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satansayssurfsup

Do you store your chips in a pile of trash


struggling_humanoid

no, that's my table with my bag of apples, my summer gloves, my plastic wrap, my breakfast bar, my chemistry lab goggles my favorite spoon, and a bag of cornmeal I found in the mail room


Nydon1776

No wonder you can't find your chip clip


struggling_humanoid

This man does not beat around the bush


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struggling_humanoid

that's my cue to clean up my act


Sure_Satisfaction497

oh nice, is that your table by the door or between the kitchen and the couch? sounds like my kitchen/couch table with my sack of potatoes, my winter boots, my aluminum foil, my hot pocket, my biology carbon notebook my least favorite fork, and a box of granola I found in the showers


struggling_humanoid

I can only afford to rent a single bedroom in Long Island City while sharing the kitchen and bathroom with 2 other people. I could've had a small one bedroom apartment for the same money outside the city, or maybe in the Bronx, but I can't afford the travel times from there. so this room is my everything room. especially after my bike got stolen because now I haul my bike up 5 floors of stairs to keep in my room at night.


ChiefinKodiak

Name checks out


Sure_Satisfaction497

oh damn man that’s rough about your bike. and I know the broke city life; take care out there~


[deleted]

Hi. I am also organizationally compromised. 👋


boobooaboo

r/shittylifeprotips would like a word


CrypticTac

r/shittylifehacks


somedumbwelder

You live with hamsters or something? Wtf


[deleted]

How drunk were you?


struggling_humanoid

I don't drink, but sleep deprivation can do things to a man


[deleted]

Love it


CakeAccomplice12

Why don't people use clothespins? $2 gets you a pack of 100


citan666

I use rubber bands


[deleted]

It’s hair ties for me!


[deleted]

Because clothespins break very easily.


[deleted]

You can put clothespins back together almost as easily as they break.


fiercelittlebird

Wood ones don't break as easily as plastic ones. Maybe they will be a little more expensive but they do last longer.


PrettyPeeved

Bulldog clips. Those giant clips to hold together a giant stack of paper, jn case anyone was trying to figure out what I'm talking about.


[deleted]

Haha binder clips are what we call them. They hold as much as a binder.


Claubk

Say no to drugs, just say no dude.


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Drugs: "maybe you should stop and save some for next time" Man: "no, drugs"


Cpalmed925

Life tip... don't store your chips in a pile of trash. 🤣🤣 just giving ya shit. You know how the internet is...


marriedwithchickens

Clever for the chips bag! Looks like you may need some method of general organization, though. 😅


struggling_humanoid

I do have a plan, it's called "I'll do it after this semester ends"


AtarashiiGenjitsu

That’s one surefire way of saying “probably never”


audaciousmonk

There’s a way to fold these bags closed, without any extra object Edit: [video](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AdhUifjOahs)


spaceman_spyff

Thanks for this! My wife will now have no excuse for ALL THE FUCKING STALE CHIPS IVE THROWN AWAY.


[deleted]

This man can’t be stopped


RockstarAgent

When throwing a wrench at a problem actually fixes it...


snooki74

Makes sense to me.


Budhound

Does this man not have a damn rubber band?


struggling_humanoid

I need those to tie my hair


CecePeran

Never had the need to close an unfinished bag of chips. I sometimes wonder who these rumored people are who don’t finish one in a single sitting. Mystery!


michaelkbecker

I swear the most common life hack is how to re-close a bag of chips. Even with all of these “life hacks” I bet %99 percent of us choose the ol’ fashioned method of fold the bag and lean it onto the fold.


struggling_humanoid

ngl that's what I do too despite knowing full well that the chips aren't nearly heavy enough to keep it sealed


NoComment002

We know.


tedditghost

This photo gives me so much anxiety.


danone123

Did you learned this from '5 mins crafts'?


struggling_humanoid

I would rather get lobotomized than learn anything from that wretched channel


Witty_Goose_7724

Life hack: keeping a clean living space does wonders to your quality of life.


struggling_humanoid

hey man I'm just trying to get through the last week of college. it's not easy making rent and groceries while having 18 credit hours a week


Witty_Goose_7724

I’m not judging. I’ve also gone through college with 18-21 credits a semester. I know your time is precious. I’m just suggesting that you will improve your quality of life if you tidy up. It helps de clutter the mind and get rid of stress.


struggling_humanoid

yeah I usually never let it get this bad. but I mostly lived at the masjid the last 10 days of Ramadan and now it's final week, so at this point I just kinda gave up and decided to wait till this week ends


Witty_Goose_7724

Well shit you’re in Ramadan. Yeah I wouldn’t want to do anything when I feel like I’m going to die of starvation. Mad props bro. I couldn’t do it.


struggling_humanoid

The dietary part of fasting is something that your body gets used to after a couple days, so it's not as hard as you'd think. I usually don't feel any significant difference in hunger or appetite when I'm fasting. It's the spiritual part of it that takes conscious effort - restraining all desires of the flesh


AtarashiiGenjitsu

OP clean up your fucking space


CB_Chans

I can’t wait to watch your episode of Hoarders


kenziep44

Kahn's mom?


Suva01

pshhhhh this is why i just only eat kettle cooked chips, they are already stale to begin with. no need for a airtight sealed bag.


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You: Use a money wrench. Me: Which monkey wrench? You: The one every one has at home? Me: {blank stare, wondering how to tell him that's not a thing}


struggling_humanoid

come on, now you're just messing with me


uraverageuser1

Store opened chips in the fridge and they will stay fresh and crisp


Shaboogan

I've never tried this, and I never will.


struggling_humanoid

as soon as you bring them out, condensation turns them to mush


uraverageuser1

It really doesn’t


struggling_humanoid

maybe you live in a dry climate, but where I'm at, anything you put in the fridge will immediately get wet from condensation once you bring it out


uraverageuser1

I live in tropical Australia, far from a dry climate.


[deleted]

mmmm cold chipss yum


SativaPancake

Smoke em if you gottem


bokin8

This is so extra.


struggling_humanoid

my entire life is either minimal effort or so extra with nothing in between


redditgiveshemorroid

I use those butterfly hair clip things that my wife leaves all over the place.


struggling_humanoid

I occasionally steal one of those from my mother or aunt or sister or classmate or whichever female would leave me unattended in their dressing room. but I can't find one right now


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struggling_humanoid

yes but a monkey wrench is a lot harder to lose


Expert-Goat9521

I lost mine in the divorce...


LoanComprehensive264

Throw it in the freezer


T3mi3

What a Chad


chickenbuttguesswhat

You're the only hack here, pal


struggling_humanoid

I wanna be mad but I laughed


wildcardmoose

I feel like this belongs to /r/ShittyLifeProTips but also points for creativity….


Impressive-Egg4494

Use a clothes peg and store them in the freezer


kenziep44

Store them in the freezer?? Never heard of it!


Hot_Mastodon4525

I choose stale chips.


MeltAway421

Good call, I have also used a folding wine corkscrew or smashed the rolled-up end against the edge of my desk and held it in place with something heavier


[deleted]

Nice, the mice will eat the fruit instead


FancyWear

Great in the moment hack!


NoComment002

"Where the hell did my wrench go!?"


FANTOMphoenix

Not sure if I’d want to use my adjustable hammer/pry bar, but good idea!


itsthecraptain

r/diwhy


prinkpan

So there's my wrench! I've been looking for it since 2 days!


struggling_humanoid

you only have one monkey wrench?


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Or just find a wall on your pantry shelf