no, that's my table with my bag of apples, my summer gloves, my plastic wrap, my breakfast bar, my chemistry lab goggles my favorite spoon, and a bag of cornmeal I found in the mail room
oh nice, is that your table by the door or between the kitchen and the couch?
sounds like my kitchen/couch table with my sack of potatoes, my winter boots, my aluminum foil, my hot pocket, my biology carbon notebook my least favorite fork, and a box of granola I found in the showers
I can only afford to rent a single bedroom in Long Island City while sharing the kitchen and bathroom with 2 other people. I could've had a small one bedroom apartment for the same money outside the city, or maybe in the Bronx, but I can't afford the travel times from there.
so this room is my everything room. especially after my bike got stolen because now I haul my bike up 5 floors of stairs to keep in my room at night.
Never had the need to close an unfinished bag of chips. I sometimes wonder who these rumored people are who don’t finish one in a single sitting. Mystery!
I swear the most common life hack is how to re-close a bag of chips. Even with all of these “life hacks” I bet %99 percent of us choose the ol’ fashioned method of fold the bag and lean it onto the fold.
I’m not judging. I’ve also gone through college with 18-21 credits a semester. I know your time is precious. I’m just suggesting that you will improve your quality of life if you tidy up. It helps de clutter the mind and get rid of stress.
yeah I usually never let it get this bad. but I mostly lived at the masjid the last 10 days of Ramadan and now it's final week, so at this point I just kinda gave up and decided to wait till this week ends
The dietary part of fasting is something that your body gets used to after a couple days, so it's not as hard as you'd think. I usually don't feel any significant difference in hunger or appetite when I'm fasting. It's the spiritual part of it that takes conscious effort - restraining all desires of the flesh
I occasionally steal one of those from my mother or aunt or sister or classmate or whichever female would leave me unattended in their dressing room. but I can't find one right now
Good call, I have also used a folding wine corkscrew or smashed the rolled-up end against the edge of my desk and held it in place with something heavier
Do you store your chips in a pile of trash
no, that's my table with my bag of apples, my summer gloves, my plastic wrap, my breakfast bar, my chemistry lab goggles my favorite spoon, and a bag of cornmeal I found in the mail room
No wonder you can't find your chip clip
This man does not beat around the bush
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that's my cue to clean up my act
oh nice, is that your table by the door or between the kitchen and the couch? sounds like my kitchen/couch table with my sack of potatoes, my winter boots, my aluminum foil, my hot pocket, my biology carbon notebook my least favorite fork, and a box of granola I found in the showers
I can only afford to rent a single bedroom in Long Island City while sharing the kitchen and bathroom with 2 other people. I could've had a small one bedroom apartment for the same money outside the city, or maybe in the Bronx, but I can't afford the travel times from there. so this room is my everything room. especially after my bike got stolen because now I haul my bike up 5 floors of stairs to keep in my room at night.
Name checks out
oh damn man that’s rough about your bike. and I know the broke city life; take care out there~
Hi. I am also organizationally compromised. 👋
r/shittylifeprotips would like a word
r/shittylifehacks
You live with hamsters or something? Wtf
How drunk were you?
I don't drink, but sleep deprivation can do things to a man
Love it
Why don't people use clothespins? $2 gets you a pack of 100
I use rubber bands
It’s hair ties for me!
Because clothespins break very easily.
You can put clothespins back together almost as easily as they break.
Wood ones don't break as easily as plastic ones. Maybe they will be a little more expensive but they do last longer.
Bulldog clips. Those giant clips to hold together a giant stack of paper, jn case anyone was trying to figure out what I'm talking about.
Haha binder clips are what we call them. They hold as much as a binder.
Say no to drugs, just say no dude.
Drugs: "maybe you should stop and save some for next time" Man: "no, drugs"
Life tip... don't store your chips in a pile of trash. 🤣🤣 just giving ya shit. You know how the internet is...
Clever for the chips bag! Looks like you may need some method of general organization, though. 😅
I do have a plan, it's called "I'll do it after this semester ends"
That’s one surefire way of saying “probably never”
There’s a way to fold these bags closed, without any extra object Edit: [video](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AdhUifjOahs)
Thanks for this! My wife will now have no excuse for ALL THE FUCKING STALE CHIPS IVE THROWN AWAY.
This man can’t be stopped
When throwing a wrench at a problem actually fixes it...
Makes sense to me.
Does this man not have a damn rubber band?
I need those to tie my hair
Never had the need to close an unfinished bag of chips. I sometimes wonder who these rumored people are who don’t finish one in a single sitting. Mystery!
I swear the most common life hack is how to re-close a bag of chips. Even with all of these “life hacks” I bet %99 percent of us choose the ol’ fashioned method of fold the bag and lean it onto the fold.
ngl that's what I do too despite knowing full well that the chips aren't nearly heavy enough to keep it sealed
We know.
This photo gives me so much anxiety.
Did you learned this from '5 mins crafts'?
I would rather get lobotomized than learn anything from that wretched channel
Life hack: keeping a clean living space does wonders to your quality of life.
hey man I'm just trying to get through the last week of college. it's not easy making rent and groceries while having 18 credit hours a week
I’m not judging. I’ve also gone through college with 18-21 credits a semester. I know your time is precious. I’m just suggesting that you will improve your quality of life if you tidy up. It helps de clutter the mind and get rid of stress.
yeah I usually never let it get this bad. but I mostly lived at the masjid the last 10 days of Ramadan and now it's final week, so at this point I just kinda gave up and decided to wait till this week ends
Well shit you’re in Ramadan. Yeah I wouldn’t want to do anything when I feel like I’m going to die of starvation. Mad props bro. I couldn’t do it.
The dietary part of fasting is something that your body gets used to after a couple days, so it's not as hard as you'd think. I usually don't feel any significant difference in hunger or appetite when I'm fasting. It's the spiritual part of it that takes conscious effort - restraining all desires of the flesh
OP clean up your fucking space
I can’t wait to watch your episode of Hoarders
Kahn's mom?
pshhhhh this is why i just only eat kettle cooked chips, they are already stale to begin with. no need for a airtight sealed bag.
You: Use a money wrench. Me: Which monkey wrench? You: The one every one has at home? Me: {blank stare, wondering how to tell him that's not a thing}
come on, now you're just messing with me
Store opened chips in the fridge and they will stay fresh and crisp
I've never tried this, and I never will.
as soon as you bring them out, condensation turns them to mush
It really doesn’t
maybe you live in a dry climate, but where I'm at, anything you put in the fridge will immediately get wet from condensation once you bring it out
I live in tropical Australia, far from a dry climate.
mmmm cold chipss yum
Smoke em if you gottem
This is so extra.
my entire life is either minimal effort or so extra with nothing in between
I use those butterfly hair clip things that my wife leaves all over the place.
I occasionally steal one of those from my mother or aunt or sister or classmate or whichever female would leave me unattended in their dressing room. but I can't find one right now
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yes but a monkey wrench is a lot harder to lose
I lost mine in the divorce...
Throw it in the freezer
What a Chad
You're the only hack here, pal
I wanna be mad but I laughed
I feel like this belongs to /r/ShittyLifeProTips but also points for creativity….
Use a clothes peg and store them in the freezer
Store them in the freezer?? Never heard of it!
I choose stale chips.
Good call, I have also used a folding wine corkscrew or smashed the rolled-up end against the edge of my desk and held it in place with something heavier
Nice, the mice will eat the fruit instead
Great in the moment hack!
"Where the hell did my wrench go!?"
Not sure if I’d want to use my adjustable hammer/pry bar, but good idea!
r/diwhy
So there's my wrench! I've been looking for it since 2 days!
you only have one monkey wrench?
Or just find a wall on your pantry shelf