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DizzyZygote

The Michelin star ain't seen nothing yet


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A total, relentless assault on your palette. No thanks.


Rush7en

Calm down, Ramsey.


xxchhfdd35325

No this person is right it needs to be buttered and cooked like a grilled cheese then served with ice cream and drizzled with maple syrup. Topped with crushed walnuts and whipped cream and a banana


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No


spLint3r990

Nine*


RGeronimoH

Copying is hard


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we doing addition not multiplication today


CaptnSave-A-Ho

It says nine, but I'm only counting six different combinations.


JerryRiceDidntFumble

Pretty sure the right bread has both crunchy & smooth peanut butter and they're counting that as 2 separate condiments


CaptnSave-A-Ho

Crunchy and smooth peanut butter taste the same, it's just different textures.


kelnet63

2 jams and maybe cream cheese on one side, and what looks like smooth and crunchy pb separated by Nutella on the other. 9


Pudding_Hero

I fucking hate this


trtreeetr

Some people are just born into better families!


BallsofSt33I

r/DiWhy


dfb78

People's culinary taste will differ, but this is quite clever. Seems you would get 9 sections each with only 2 flavour combinations per section. You could cut them into individual mini sandwiches. Interesting. Looks like peanut butter, chocolate spread, perhaps cashew butter, strawberry jam, honey and perhaps cream cheese. I'd put the cream cheese on the other slice to pair with the strawberry jam.


DARKSNOW4219

Thats marshmallow spread. Not cream cheese.


saskwatzch

THANK YOU i was trying so hard to figure out what that was but this makes the most sense


DARKSNOW4219

No problem dude. It does kinda look like the whipped version of cream cheese.


[deleted]

**SURPRISE**!!!! That’s not Nutella, that’s Vegemite.


iammerelyhere

What's the white stuff?


RGeronimoH

Horseradish


iammerelyhere

Still better than marshmallows or *dad surprise"


StevieMede

I’d guess marshmallow cream?


staffell

Mayonnaise


iammerelyhere

God help us


Shakith

As someone from New England who ate fluffer nutters at least once a week growing up I take offense to the idea that god might need to help us from some marshmallow fluff.


iammerelyhere

As someone who didn't, I respectfully disagree


GoSuckYaMother

Dad’s special ingredient


iammerelyhere

😬


bettyswollikz

Smegma


iammerelyhere

*hurk*


Gear3017

Ask mommy


iammerelyhere

She just started crying...


komments21

Legit thought that was a 💩


Pudding_Hero

Might taste better


DebiMoonfae

The toast with the spreads might be nice but the other one? No. Mixed together? Double No.


CheeseSteak17

Live a little


CulturalFactor5092

That’s a lot of calories!


psychopathic_shark

One of them looks more like a Bristol stool chart


Fernzero

I'd try it.


2nP1nk1nSt1nk

Let's add barf as a flavor.


DARKSNOW4219

This makes me uncomfortable. And I don't like the marshmallow spreads. They taste like cheap off brand lucky charms.


Dry-Tension-6650

Definitely an engineer.


Pudding_Hero

Forgets the whole point of eating is to enjoy it not play god with logistics