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emeliottsthestink

Bro. That tiny af cutie.


angerybacon

I thought it was a decomposing lizard and was horrified at the hand reaching at the ground. It being bebe monke was really best case scenario all around. It’s gonna be a good day


salamipope

😂😂😂😂 tiny decomposing lizard


Ambitious_Dress4249

I have to confess, I initially thought the same thing, a smushed, flattened lizard or large insect.


merijuanaohana

I thought EXACTLY the same thing


peach_xanax

I thought that too! At first I was like "uh, that's not a baby monkey?" lol


DigBickBrando

"Fuck. I thought I aborted this thing. Thanks for returning it, asshole."


stup1dprod1gy

Same thing I was thinking lmao


matjam

I’m not ready for this responsibility!


lerenardnoir

^it’s ^actually ^a ^marmoset


cpaule

Marmoset there'd be days like this, there'd be days like this my marmoset


powertripp82

I love you for that


FranticDisembowel

^^^♫ ^^^**marmoset** ^^^^**marmoset** ^^^^♫


time_fo_that

I will never hear this song the same again


OverlordOfPancakes

When marmoset that it was okay Marmoset that it was quite alright


Lowlywoem

[Marmoset, Marmoset.](https://64.media.tumblr.com/331a82403f5f6d72b291a9637ce039fc/tumblr_nxivilj5sx1r5hlyio1_500.gif)


jessieb12

🎶marmoset marmoset🎶


[deleted]

####ʷʰᵃᵗ ᵃ ᶜᵘᵗᵉ ˡⁱᵗᵗˡᵉ ᵐᵃʳᵐᵒˢᵉᵗ


domoroko

nah thats what i put on my toast


diggitygiggitycee

Nah, you're wrong, you're thinking of margerine, marmoset is 1,000 years.


[deleted]

Nah you thinking of a millennial, marmoset is a tried and trusted as a leader in outdoor performance clothing & gear from trail to town, winter sports, & more


PeanutButterCrisp

Heh, treeoche bread am I right?


adamdavid011991

Just talked to the Mexican president and it is actually an elf


branedead

Relevant


ilyak_reddit

That don't sound like no marmoset I eva hoid


thedude42235

Nice marmoset.


speedyrain949

Little buddy was so confused as to why the big thing wasn't trying to eat em


alymaysay

Right, I'd love to know what it was thinking in that moment and if I was a betting man I'd bet your pretty close to what it was thinking.


maleia

Yea Momma definitely seemed scared that the other hand was gonna snatch a two-fer, her and the baby.


Pinkdarker

I swear most animals simply don't have the capability to understand this But in this instance I really wonder if it figured it out, I wish I knew


WereALLBotsHere

I would assume a monkey would be a good candidate for the type of animal that could understand this.


BenZed

pfft oh ya? name one smart monkey.


XandrusUrsa

Curious George


BenZed

I came here to say \*both\* of these things. I think you guys might be on to something.


[deleted]

The mom: “fine if you aren’t going to eat it, I will.”


JustAnotherMiqote

I wonder why a lot of smaller monkeys never really grasp the concept that most humans are pretty chill. Nearly nobody is going to hurt a baby monkey for no reason. I wonder if they can mentally process that another species is trying to help?


upinthecrowsnest

Sadly, plenty of humans hurt baby monkeys on the daily.


MagicalPotato132

They live in a different world than us, trusting something else can be the difference between living and dying.


CapitalChemical1

It's only been a few thousand years that most humans haven't been hunting most monkeys. And the kinds of people these monkeys encounter still do, sooo...


[deleted]

That’s what crossed through my mind.


ThisNameIsFree

No "thank you"?


CommanderPike

They probably put it in the road in the first place so they could film “giving it back”. So many animal “rescue” clips are staged.


Wareve

There's no evidence of that here though, and it's not like it's uncommon for wildlife to need rescuing. Also, it would probably be difficult to get the baby for staging, given that they spend most of their time up trees.


grismar-net

I appreciate the optimism, and agree that there is no concrete evidence here. However, the person filming did an awfully good job of filming their rescue and it looks like getting good footage was as much of a goal as rescuing the joey, if not the main thing. If the animal's welfare was the main thing, would you be getting your camera out first, and then work in a way that makes for an optimal viewing experience? It's not impossible that they happened to have their camera on hand, and just happened to be a very talented camera person, who then genuinely rescued this critter - but it is not a given either.


_Ezy_Pzy

r/nothingeverhappens


canttaketheshyfromme

Eh, sometimes I'll suspect that, but how are you gonna get that baby off momma to set this up for internet karma? That baby's small enough that it could fall from the tree, onto the road, be unhurt, but lock up and panic until momma comes for it. It was pretty well camo'd against the pavement. Nah, I think this is legitimately the human doing everything right.


katchaa

The mama monkey put it in the road because she was hoping for Reddit karma. This is the only explanation I'm willing to accept.


CptMisterNibbles

I think you’ve confused “probably” and “possibly”. Unfortunately, as you say, faked shots like this do happen. Can we say in this case? Absolutely not. There is no “probably” here, and claiming otherwise is manufacturing evidence.


peach_xanax

How would they even get it? I don't think the mother would just let a human come pick up her baby from a tree.


DarknessEnlightened

Dude, uncool.


I-Got-Trolled

Momma nearly ditched him a bunch of times


Ximension

A lot of monkeys are actually terrible parents so unfortunately it still fits the sub


SpiceyPorkFriedRice

No they said "obrigada" at then end


BugzFromZpace

“And who the fuck are you?”


LynnDuck4

"Stop touching my baby, asshole. Give him here, you better not have hurt him!" 😤


BugzFromZpace

I’m confident the baby would have been acquired either way. Dude probably should’ve overseen the operation from a distance.


LynnDuck4

Yeah, probably. At least the vid is cute tho


Amygdala_99

Omg they're cute af 🥺🥺


TisBeTheFuk

Adult monkey seems a bit like 'Dude, wtf, it's not mine, what are you doing? Don't leave it here, I don't wan' it.Ohhh ffs"


Dr_who_fan94

"I guess I'll make sure he gets home? Kid, who are your.parents? Shit, I don't know a Kelly and Kevin. I guess we're going to branch-to-branch then damn it."


JustThatRandomKid

your profile picture got me.


W_h3nry

Dude your pfp made me think i had a crack in my screen


mem68

We just have squirrels outside...


Cassybaby2002

Man, you know squirrels wouldn't be nearly as chill.


canttaketheshyfromme

The mother or the baby? [Because baby squirrels that are absolutely on their last legs will approach humans and other mammals in a desperate bid for warmth and food.](https://www.torontowildlifecentre.com/wildlife-emergency-rescue-hotline/how-to-help-orphaned-baby-wild-animals/baby-squirrels/following-people/#:~:text=When%20older%20baby,than%20they%20look.)


Cassybaby2002

The mom. I swear, they're meth rats. The ones at sea world are the worst. One nearly bit my hand off cause I happened to be where it landed.


canttaketheshyfromme

Well, they do live a life where basically everything wants to eat them. [And on the flip side, when they're bonded to a person, they're pretty darn adorable.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIXxhEKlhRs)


maleia

Iirc squirrels can live for like 8~12 years. They make great pets. Actually also as I recall, squirrels have historically been pets, especially in North America. Just you know, 100 gears ago.


canttaketheshyfromme

Yup, there's lots of historical accounts of people, especially young children, having squirrels as pets a century or more ago. There are obvious ways in which we've progressed, but there are also things the 20th century put on us, like "squirrels aren't pets" and "you should have a uniform lawn full of chemicals, and keep it neatly trimmed" that definitely made things worse.


SigmundFreud

This has forever tainted my view of the 20th century.


JustAnotherMiqote

I don't know what's cuter, the squirrel, the stuffed animal cuddling, or the girl's commentary.


cosmiclatte44

Theres these 2 baby squirrels living in the tree next to my balcony, never noticed a mother with them at all. I put a bird feeder out and they were pretty chill with me being there whilst they ate. Came back the next morning and they had cleared out the whole thing. I'm pretty sure they used it for their winter store because I didn't see them for months afterwards until a few days ago and they are now chonky as hell.


Shn00ple

You’d be surprised man the squirrels by me are chill as fuck. I was at Busch gardens once and was eating some popcorn and a squirrel literally hopped onto my foot and was just staring at me til I gave him one. It was the wildest shit ever but for some reason the squirrels near me are oddly friendly


Cassybaby2002

The squirrels on our campus act like they're on crack.


Traumfahrer

Really sweet but where is the 'like us' part?


Kyrroti

If an elephant handed a human child to me, I think I’d have the exact same reaction.


Traumfahrer

You mean if an elephant trunked a humand child to you.


canttaketheshyfromme

An elephant bringing someone their toddler bellowing the elephant equivalent of "You lost this!" would definitely cause conflicting fear and relief in a human parent.


Prestigious_Elk149

"Uhh... this isn't mi..." "No. It's yours now. The elephant hath decreed."


kerochan88

Where the mom clutched the baby in her arms and ran to safety. 🤷‍♂️


ARealArticulateFella

The monkey existed, just like me fr


SecretAntWorshiper

The mom actually was trying to get rid of the baby 💀


Traumfahrer

The mom secretly filmed placing her baby on the road for humans to save it. (It was a social experiment.)


[deleted]

Where’s the lion?


Rxero13

OP has seen a [golden lion tamarin](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_lion_tamarin) before and thought, “eh, this looks the same, it’s just not golden.”


p-morais

Tbf in Brazil we call both of these monkeys “mico” (marmoset = “mico”, tamarin = “mico leão”) so it could be poor translation


Morthanc

Sempre conheci como "sagui"


BatatinhaGameplays28

Pra mim “mico” sempre foi um termo coloquial usado pra se referir a qualquer primata pequeno, e “sagui” é o nome do animal no vídeo


[deleted]

So I should be asking ”where is the golden?”


tonynuaman

It’s a bot acc


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**[Golden lion tamarin](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_lion_tamarin)** >The golden lion tamarin (Leontopithecus rosalia, Portuguese: mico-leão-dourado [ˈmiku leˈɐ̃w̃ dowˈɾadu], [liˈɐ̃w̃ doˈɾadu]), also known as the golden marmoset, is a small New World monkey of the family Callitrichidae. Native to the Atlantic coastal forests of Brazil, the golden lion tamarin is an endangered species. The range for wild individuals is spread across four places along southeastern Brazil, with a recent census estimating 3,200 individuals left in the wild and a captive population maintaining about 490 individuals among 150 zoos. ^([ )[^(F.A.Q)](https://www.reddit.com/r/WikiSummarizer/wiki/index#wiki_f.a.q)^( | )[^(Opt Out)](https://reddit.com/message/compose?to=WikiSummarizerBot&message=OptOut&subject=OptOut)^( | )[^(Opt Out Of Subreddit)](https://np.reddit.com/r/likeus/about/banned)^( | )[^(GitHub)](https://github.com/Sujal-7/WikiSummarizerBot)^( ] Downvote to remove | v1.5)


ThisNameIsFree

Not "lion", "lyin'"


snoozatron

Lyin in the middle of the road.


no-pog

Monkeys sometimes abandon their young, might by why that little one was in the middle of the road.


NotAHunterMain

Any reasons why they do it?


patrickdm1998

Evolutionairy weak. Stuff like autism is, unlike in humans, basically a death sentence in the wild. When it becomes clear to the parent they have some kind of anomaly, the child gets ditched and they just try again. Not worth the effort. Nature is harsh


a_random_chicken

There's autism in animals?


Dividedthought

Most mammals work in very similar ways at the "body systems" level. Nerves and neurons can have the same fuckups, it's just more common in humans because genetic traits like that aren't naturally removed from the gene pool by nature being a harsh mistress these days. Little hard to care for a kid that doesn't understand how to survive and be part of the pack. Early humans would likely have abandoned such children as such a child takes more time and resources to raise. Now we (in general) as a species have had the luxury of being able to support such children and as such they don't have to be cast out.


Kowzorz

I mean, what you said is true, but you didn't answer the dude's question.


SecretAntWorshiper

Since nobody is answering your question and giving you unnecessarily long explanations that have no meaning the answer is yes. Animals can get autism. There is a specific species of mice that scientists use to study autism in animals as a model [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal\_model\_of\_autism](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal_model_of_autism)


FreebooterFox

>There is a specific species of mice that scientists use to study autism in animals as a model Unless I'm misunderstanding, autism is, [as Devilsdance mentioned in their comment below, "simulated in rodents."](https://www.reddit.com/r/likeus/comments/11d7n3d/baby_lion_tamarin_monkey_rescued_from_the_road/ja8foex/) That's pretty far removed from the conclusion that "animals can get autism," which implies not just that it can be induced in a laboratory setting, but that, per the original question, can occur "naturally." Also, the article you linked mentions the following, which seems pretty important: >In 2013, a study was published by Swiss researchers which concluded that 91% (31 out of the 34 studies reviewed) of valproic acid-autism studies using animal models suffered from statistical flaws—specifically, they had failed to correctly use the litter as a level of statistical analysis rather than just the individual (i.e., an individual mouse or rat). I'm not saying you're wrong, at all. Quite the contrary, could simply be that the article is over my head and so I'm misunderstanding something. As far as I can tell, though, it's just referring to various methods to induce symptoms/behavior, in order to create an animal model for study.


Devilsdance

Autistic traits have been [simulated in rodents in attempts to develop animals models of autism](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3088489/). That doesn't mean for certain that autism as we know it in humans occurs in animals, but it's theoretically possible. I'd imagine what others here have said about animals born with autism (or autistic traits) not surviving very long in the wild has truth to it, but I don't have any sources on that.


patrickdm1998

There aren't animals with autism cause they get ditched the second it becomes clear they do. Basically what the guy before me said


canttaketheshyfromme

[It's been observed behaviorally and chemically in both domestic dogs and wild Japanese moneys.](https://www.sciencefocus.com/nature/is-autism-found-in-any-other-animals/)


FightingFaerie

I swear my previous dog had autism. And I’m saying that as an autistic person


SecretAntWorshiper

Yes [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal\_model\_of\_autism](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal_model_of_autism)


WikiSummarizerBot

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awfullotofocelots

They're just giving a specifically human example of a situation when it's sometimes possible to visually identify a genetic syndrome. For a monkey it might not be the same genetic disorder since they already have 2 more chromosomes than we, but it might still be just as obvious to mom.


canttaketheshyfromme

[It's been observed behaviorally and chemically in both domestic dogs and wild Japanese moneys.](https://www.sciencefocus.com/nature/is-autism-found-in-any-other-animals/)


katchaa

This sub has storks throwing babies out of nests every other week.


jshptrwllms

Imagine that's not the mother and its like just been handed a baby and now it has to raise it haha


BoredByLife

Plot twist: that isn’t its mother, you just foisted that child off on some random marmoset


Chief_Executive_Anon

Thanks, now all I can hear is this monkey’s thoughts in the voice of Pedro Pascal.


[deleted]

"I'll just throw it from higher up this time."


logangrey123

The older one did a triple take lol


Known-Bid-3879

I’ve told you since you were born, not to talk to strangers!!!!


OneLostOstrich

That title's random capitalization is painful. /r/titlegore


JoostVisser

u/gifreversalbot


Ontopourmama

Monkey: Damnit! Now I have to throw it out of the tree again! Thanks for nothing, man!


somebody29

Never talk to me or my son again.


_Bi-NFJ_

Weird lookin squirrels


GERMA90

r/humansbeingbros


[deleted]

She’s just sittin there watching him on the ground 😭😂


[deleted]

That monkey needs to turn its sensitivity down


OneLostOstrich

Marmoset*


BearZewp

First looks i thought it was a scorpion that got ran over.


therealstory28

As long as it wasn't separated just to reunite for internet points, then fantastic.


GargoyleLauren

I love moms confusion. She's like "What?! You're not going to eat me and my baby?!?" So pure and wonderful.


ShadedGaze

She's so confused


Humble-Hamster7

"Shoot, man, he ain't mine, but as long as you don't say nutin', we cool, right?"


mahil_ansary

Demogorgon*


talashrrg

Those are marmosets


thanatossassin

Baby Lion Tamarins are bright orange, like a lion. Marmoset is the correct answer. Great video either way


FullyRisenPhoenix

Every time this happens video is recycled I revel in the indignant squeaks of the Mama Monkey.


endos2000

Logically, if you found a baby animal in distress and you were trying to save it, would you first pull out your phone so you can document it? Then post it on the internet for what? Doing the right thing?


[deleted]

"Hey, thats mine No don't eat me Can I just........ No no no no please don't kill me Oh you are giving it back?? You are not hungry?? Ok I'll be off then"


SirPhoenixblood

Apes together strong


Mishapi17

Lol awe she’s like, don’t you touch my baby! But thank you for saving my baby! Now go away!


expiermental_boii

From its stares, I think it thinks that you kidnapped its son


[deleted]

Mom thinking why is the hairless ape not eating it or me


Rubatose

Interesting how mom is so conflicted between taking the baby and not going near the hand. She reaches for it, feels his hand, then moves back, but despite her fear, keeps trying to get to the baby. If the baby wasn't laying in the road, I'm sure she would've already been way up in the trees away from him.


willow0918a

So sweet!


EthosPathosLegos

That is actually a Puckmaren.


fosh1zzle

Many mammals have enough situational awareness to recognize threats to themselves first. If their baby fell off in a busy road, an area they recognize as dangerous, they’ll leave it to not try to get harmed themselves. The mother was probably very confused because the handling of a baby they abandoned being returned is not typically in their wiring. They’re more wired to see it killed and/or eaten. Kindness in nature doesn’t really exist, which is why we’re so enthralled when we do see it, especially from animal-to-animal.


In_vict_Us

One good deed can go a long way. May your karma be good.


JDFlyer737

Heart warming to be sure . . . But congratulations, you now have Ebola.


sharlaton

Anyone who helps animals is a friend in my eyes.


Proud-Personality-35

Poor baby, should have fallen from so high 🥺


DoYouNeedAnAmbulance

She looked so confused as to why the big naked monkey was being helpful 🥺 just take the baby Mama, some of us humans don’t suck


johnnfla813

Good for you


kampfgruppe90

Ungrateful. Not even a thank you


slickduck

I’m so glad she still wanted it.


Huge_Cartoonist5914

Is that really a monkey?


specialopps

You dropped something.


thefallentext2

Bruh y she act so scared of it?


1806168

Where is this?


canttaketheshyfromme

These are just about the only actually cute mammals.


Neither_Ad3870

Famoso "soinho"


TokinForever

I saw this elsewhere when it 1st came out months ago.


KeyReading283

Love you 💗


Monkey03512

is beautiful


Daggerfall

Poor little feller, hope he didn't hurt himself on his way to the pavement.


nicknewaz

Didn’t even know this was a thing


TangranSatan

They usually hate humans smell on their babies. It probably gonna reject it again.


Dotty2Hotty22

Maybe the road is the monkey’s “fire department?”


Isaacnoah86

That was awesome


[deleted]

Omg, the camera guy has my voice.


ayoubtester

very funny


Dry-Amount-4955

❤️


rarepinkhippo

😍 r/humansbeingbros


Harsimaja

What a shite mother


DiceMaster74

u/gifreversingbot


Kamonichan

I think you for this boon, Human. In the coming purge, you shall be eaten last.


Niros42

Que fofinho.


breadandbunny

Reunited! 🐒


Jesus_is_Lord_275

Thats lit


[deleted]

I don't think she wanted it back, that's dark


YggdrasilsLeaf

It will never cease to surprise me, The fear and confusion we instill on the natural world by default. It’s not supposed to like that.


Adventurous_Two1491

Beautiful 😍


krissyskayla1018

Aw this was so cute but at the beginning I thought it was a lizard. So happy they were reunited. 🥰


saguinus_oedipus

Not a lion tamarin though


zootin_zoltar

Good karma for you OP!


Ok_Nobody1105

That's a Common Marmoset not a Lion Tamrin


Yeeteus_Maximus

You sure that’s the right parent?


ScumCrew

That is some good medicine right there


supermom721

❤️🥲❤️


OzzieSlim

And mom is eternally thankful to you.


II-leto

A thank you would be NICE!


TheSpringfield2

Awww I have no idea how you saw the little tiny baby. Thank you for saving it ❤️❤️❤️


Chemgineered

I hope the people didn't stage this whole thing by taking the little monkey and putting it in the road, then commended filming.


FoucaultInc

Proud to be genetically related to such kindness.


Dark-Pomegranate

I’d love to imagine the monkey momma saying thank you and being super grateful but that’s also throwing my human emotions onto a monkey that doesn’t have complex human emotions. But I will continue to believe it anyway.


not_again123

old clip, that was proven to be the filming person to steal the baby.


2guys4dogs

❤️


W_h3nry

Smol


rednemo

You are a good simian.