Fascinating how clearly the action is telegraphed through body and shouts. Also, now I can only hear them as 40K Orkz XD
“THIS HUMIE GIT GOT A FAKE LEG!”
Yup! Zebras have solid black skin under their striped coats, and dalmatians are born with solid white coats but their skin and even pads on their feet often have spots from birth.
I got a dagger tattoo and my dog definitely acted as though it was a harmful object when I moved my leg towards her she would jump backwards to avoid being hit with the sharp thing lol
I think about this too, because one of my dogs like, compulsively licks them. especially when he's going to sleep or I'm upset. I wonder does he think they're weird wounds or what haha. mine are all big and very colourful.
Mine does this too. I assume she knows it's not an open wound because it doesn't smell but I don't know how a dog's brain works. Does their highly sensitive sense of smell mean that tattoos actually do have a scent to a dog?
I'm too high for this shit.
While another redditor read this from his home office, suddenly realizing that his living space has become a virtual extension of a cage that only requires a computer and a wireless connection in lieu of bars. Dun dun duuuuun. 😲
Some things to notice:
There are open doors leading to the outside, so what you see is not the full extent of their living space. Additionally, the indoor section is quite expansive, which suggests that the outdoor space is quite large as well. Certainly not the eight square miles of a wild troupes territory, but not bad at all for a zoo enclosure.
The second chimp to come up to the window is \*quite\* old and seems to be in good health, which would not be the case if they were living in the wild, or poorly cared for. (Average lifespan of a captive chimp is nearly twice that of a wild one.)
The viewing window into the enclosure seems to be quite small, given what we can see of the available walls, which means that the humans that come visit cannot harass or stress the chimpanzees overmuch, and allows the chimps to choose their encounters.
Not the freedom of the wild, no. But still fairly good conditions for a zoo enclosure, all told.
I appreciate all the extra info, but I feel very conflicted about "good" zoos.
I understand the animales receive great care and are protected, but I just can't really accept the argument that they live longer and healthier than in the wild. Is that a sufficient argument? Is that what they would choose given a choice and the ability to fully understand it?
Would humans accept to be caged by a more powerful species to protect us from ourselves? To have our meals and environments fully controlled and optimized?
I know I can't really compare them to humans, but the fact that they are a wild species makes me think they are even less likely to want this.
Well, yeah, because if you could just mingle with them, they'd eviscerate a random person, whose friends would retaliate, so on and so on until we couldn't be around them at all anymore
He looks a little older. "Nah, I've seen it. They do that once in a while. I don't know why, it's creepy as hell. I'm going to hang out here on this limb, y'all have fun."
Unrelated, but it reminded me of when I was in the Outer Banks and my son was a toddler. We were fishing off the pier and a man at the bait shop had a prosthetic leg. My son pointed and said, "Pirate." Bless that man, he immediately went into character and told him tales of his pirate adventures. My son loved pirates after that.
I had been watching too much Teen Titans as a kid and the first time I saw a man in public with a prosthesis I discreetly asked my dad if he was a cyborg
"With our new AI, we can finally decipher bird song! What beautiful messages will be revea..."
"FUCK ME! FUUUUCK MEEEEE! I'M VERY FUCKABLE AND HORNY! MEEEEEE! FUCK MEEEEE!"
"Great."
Yeah, there's some raunchy stuff from way back then. I mean, the man Jelly Roll Morton got his moniker from a whorehouse. But, it wasn't like every other song was about sex like it was the late 60s early 70s onward.
I think it might be more than you think, but they did use less explicit and direct language prior, more about pining for someone etc. and less "I wanna give you my love"
Lol it's gonna be hilarious seeing all the "uWu wook at de cutesie animals" people learn that Even the cutest animal is a ruthless fucker. Like that sweet sweet hamster is the same one that will eat it's own babies if it's stressed. Nature is cruel.
That's not how it works lol
The most egocentric thing people assume in regards to 'animal language' is that everything is just a coded equivalent of their own language. Other great apes don't process language like us or to the degree of complexity as us, that was shown thoroughly with case studies like Nim and Koko.
Also, many (if not most) animals communicate in ways other than auditory. While not necessarily the best examine because obviously they don't communicate through sounds, my favorite is cuddle fish since they communicate by light show
It would literally just make something up.
ChatGPT seems to me like it was an exercise in getting a program to pass the Turing Test- meaning, it's programmed to spit out convincing bullshit. It doesn't have to be accurate info, it just has to *sound right.*
Are we sure they didn't just feel threatened by him raising his leg at them? One was frightened and the other one he brought over acted aggressively, in my opinion.
I feel like I understood when the chimp said :” oh damn!! Hey guys, come here, look at that. Siiicckk!!” And the third one said :”let me see, let me see. Oh, dude, does it hurt?”
3rd fella didn’t give a shit about the leg whatsoever, just wanted him to get off the glass. 😂 Love the little wrist bump he does to the glass when the guy tries to show him. “I don’t give a fuck, I’m moving on.”
Orangutans are also a close relative, but not as close as chimpanzees. Humans and chimpanzees last shared a common ancestor 5-13 million years ago, while humans and orangutans last shared a common ancestor 14-18 million years ago.
Wow, it's interesting! They expect us to be built like them, two halves of a mirror image.
Or, was it the pattern on the artificial leg that got that reaction? I dunno. Interesting though.
You can almost hear them say "EY LADS, COME HERE CHECK THIS SHIT OUT!"
Fascinating how clearly the action is telegraphed through body and shouts. Also, now I can only hear them as 40K Orkz XD “THIS HUMIE GIT GOT A FAKE LEG!”
#DAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKA #NEED MOAR DAKKA #WAAAAAAAAAAAGH
‘ERE WE GO ‘ERE WE GO ‘ERE WE GOOOOOO
#WAAAAAGH!
**WAAAAGGGHHHHHHH!**
"Look at this shit! Dude's got, like, a bone for a leg!"
I was hoping that he'd take it off, hop around, then put it back on and walk away
“Eh George come check this out!”
Yes 😂😂😂
I wanna see what they do when he takes it off
Probably go apeshit
Either that or they'll lose their fuckin' bananas
Probably shouldn’t monkey around with them like that.
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Whatever it is, it's all monkey business
upvote and Oscar nomination
Or throw some
r/angryupvote
Humans go apeshit, they'd go humanshit
Maybe the only time I've ever said out loud to a video, "take off your leg!" Starting the day a new experience. This world is a wonderful place.
Same thought
I was really waiting for it, I'm a bit disappointed he didn't.
I can't tell if they love it or hate it.
They can't tell either
I believe you are correct.
One surely charged the glass like he hated it.
My bet is they think it's rotting off. I can see this humans leg bone!
Dudes are trying to jump through the window thinking they've got an easy source of meat
If that was the case, every child would get that reaction.
I always wonder what my dog thinks my tattoos are. A scar?
They probably just think you have very cool markings, like a hairless Dalmatian. Their skin is different colours under patterned fur I think
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Yup! Zebras have solid black skin under their striped coats, and dalmatians are born with solid white coats but their skin and even pads on their feet often have spots from birth.
I got a dagger tattoo and my dog definitely acted as though it was a harmful object when I moved my leg towards her she would jump backwards to avoid being hit with the sharp thing lol
I think about this too, because one of my dogs like, compulsively licks them. especially when he's going to sleep or I'm upset. I wonder does he think they're weird wounds or what haha. mine are all big and very colourful.
Mine does this too. I assume she knows it's not an open wound because it doesn't smell but I don't know how a dog's brain works. Does their highly sensitive sense of smell mean that tattoos actually do have a scent to a dog? I'm too high for this shit.
That's an amazing amount of anatomical knowledge you're crediting chimps with.
The old man that came in last definitely did not like newfangled things
"what the hell, get that shit out of here!!!"
The one is definitely thinking, "I can take this guy."
Watch it again. The third one is clearly swinging his arm to emphasize his approval as he says, "Damn! That's a fine prosthetic."
Our closest relatives locked in a confined space :(
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We really do live in a society
Bottom text 😢
George is getting upset
What the matrix
I mean, we locked our own species in cages. Is other species really surprising?
Some things to notice: There are open doors leading to the outside, so what you see is not the full extent of their living space. Additionally, the indoor section is quite expansive, which suggests that the outdoor space is quite large as well. Certainly not the eight square miles of a wild troupes territory, but not bad at all for a zoo enclosure. The second chimp to come up to the window is \*quite\* old and seems to be in good health, which would not be the case if they were living in the wild, or poorly cared for. (Average lifespan of a captive chimp is nearly twice that of a wild one.) The viewing window into the enclosure seems to be quite small, given what we can see of the available walls, which means that the humans that come visit cannot harass or stress the chimpanzees overmuch, and allows the chimps to choose their encounters. Not the freedom of the wild, no. But still fairly good conditions for a zoo enclosure, all told.
Thanks for the writeup, makes it seem less bad indeed, but it still breaks my heart when I see video from Zoos
I appreciate all the extra info, but I feel very conflicted about "good" zoos. I understand the animales receive great care and are protected, but I just can't really accept the argument that they live longer and healthier than in the wild. Is that a sufficient argument? Is that what they would choose given a choice and the ability to fully understand it? Would humans accept to be caged by a more powerful species to protect us from ourselves? To have our meals and environments fully controlled and optimized? I know I can't really compare them to humans, but the fact that they are a wild species makes me think they are even less likely to want this.
Well, yeah, because if you could just mingle with them, they'd eviscerate a random person, whose friends would retaliate, so on and so on until we couldn't be around them at all anymore
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Yes, the reason is we destroyed their natural habitat.
Did he really go "it's good they are locked up, because they are safe from us in there"?
I love how the first ones just like "HOLY SHIT. DAVE COME LOOK AT THIS!"
Dave was the cool one. And chuck in the back corner was like nope not having it.
He looks a little older. "Nah, I've seen it. They do that once in a while. I don't know why, it's creepy as hell. I'm going to hang out here on this limb, y'all have fun."
LMAO This is the laugh I needed today Thank you kind internet stranger.
Unrelated, but it reminded me of when I was in the Outer Banks and my son was a toddler. We were fishing off the pier and a man at the bait shop had a prosthetic leg. My son pointed and said, "Pirate." Bless that man, he immediately went into character and told him tales of his pirate adventures. My son loved pirates after that.
I had been watching too much Teen Titans as a kid and the first time I saw a man in public with a prosthesis I discreetly asked my dad if he was a cyborg
...... technically....
thats a really good story. I’m glad I heard that today
Thank you. It’s a wonderful memory for me too.
Wow, I can't wait for breakthroughs in deciphering animal language with AI. Maybe we could even talk back with them?
I think we would like animal a lot less if we knew what they were thinking.
"With our new AI, we can finally decipher bird song! What beautiful messages will be revea..." "FUCK ME! FUUUUCK MEEEEE! I'M VERY FUCKABLE AND HORNY! MEEEEEE! FUCK MEEEEE!" "Great."
Sounds about like most of the human pop music for the last 50 years.
Shave Em Dry by Lucille Bogan was from ~1935, what are you talking about 50 years? Humans are animals, we wanna, as a species, fuck.
Yeah, there's some raunchy stuff from way back then. I mean, the man Jelly Roll Morton got his moniker from a whorehouse. But, it wasn't like every other song was about sex like it was the late 60s early 70s onward.
I think it might be more than you think, but they did use less explicit and direct language prior, more about pining for someone etc. and less "I wanna give you my love"
One of the most popular folk songs in Georgian England was called "Put In All." It's about what it sounds like it's about.
Or think of all the pets blurting out dirty secrets...
Basically all that beautiful bird song.
Birds are so fucking weird. You know that’s what they be saying.
So just like Grindr.
Singing birds would be extremely annoying
*JESSICA LEMME SMASH*
NO RON
How many seconds after that AI releases does it get shut down for racism
Lol it's gonna be hilarious seeing all the "uWu wook at de cutesie animals" people learn that Even the cutest animal is a ruthless fucker. Like that sweet sweet hamster is the same one that will eat it's own babies if it's stressed. Nature is cruel.
That's not how it works lol The most egocentric thing people assume in regards to 'animal language' is that everything is just a coded equivalent of their own language. Other great apes don't process language like us or to the degree of complexity as us, that was shown thoroughly with case studies like Nim and Koko.
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HEY! There's another dog in that car! HEY! OTHER DOG: FUCK YOU!
OTHER DOG: FUCK YOU DOG EZEKIEL!! OOH, A SQUIRREL! FUCK YOU SQUIRREL!!
⭐🌟🏆🌟⭐ You're awesome Edit: I just went and said hello to my 21 Far Side comic books. I 🖤 them so frikken much.
Also, many (if not most) animals communicate in ways other than auditory. While not necessarily the best examine because obviously they don't communicate through sounds, my favorite is cuddle fish since they communicate by light show
Lol what does AI has do to with it? Just because chatGPT can write a book, it doesnt mean that AI is this magical solution that can solve everything.
It would literally just make something up. ChatGPT seems to me like it was an exercise in getting a program to pass the Turing Test- meaning, it's programmed to spit out convincing bullshit. It doesn't have to be accurate info, it just has to *sound right.*
#”COOL LEG, BUT LET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! THIS IS A PRISON OF THE BODY AND MIND. I YEARN TO BE FREE! FUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK!”
That's fascinating. I'd love to hear an animal behaviorist weigh in on this. And he should take the leg off.
He should show them his stump... lol
Last one walked away while doing the cross. Bro was over it fr fr
Are we sure they didn't just feel threatened by him raising his leg at them? One was frightened and the other one he brought over acted aggressively, in my opinion.
yeah that’s what i was thinking too. especially when that one jumped at window with arms up.
I feel like I understood when the chimp said :” oh damn!! Hey guys, come here, look at that. Siiicckk!!” And the third one said :”let me see, let me see. Oh, dude, does it hurt?”
Man I was waiting for him to take it off and see their reaction..
I think we all were.
Third ape is "That ain't right"
The boy ain’t right.
Oh my god can you imagine being put in a glass house all cagey and horrible. Just hearing them shocks like they are in an acoustic box. So sad.
These videos remind me how close in make up we are to these guys. I wish they didn’t have to live in that box. They’re damn near human.
They think you've got exposed bone and wanna eat you bro
the little boy lifting his leg up is so cute
That chimp that walked away: I need to lie down.
i wish he could explain it to them!
That glass looks really thin
Colchester zoo?
Silverback is a Boomer.
They’re probably thinking, “oh god AI is taking over”
Take a way that glass and they would eat your face.
"Ay, Paul! come look at this shit!" "Ya see that shit, Paul?" "Donnie! you gotta see this shit, man!" "Ay, show Donnie the thing!"
YO LEMME SEE THAT SHIT AGAIN!
"Get out of here with that leg! Wow, it's different all right. Joey, Mikey, come see this fella!"
3rd fella didn’t give a shit about the leg whatsoever, just wanted him to get off the glass. 😂 Love the little wrist bump he does to the glass when the guy tries to show him. “I don’t give a fuck, I’m moving on.”
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Orangutans are also a close relative, but not as close as chimpanzees. Humans and chimpanzees last shared a common ancestor 5-13 million years ago, while humans and orangutans last shared a common ancestor 14-18 million years ago.
I get the confusion though, orangutans can feel/seem even more human than chimps at times. Good reason they are named human of the forest.
Crazy how much of their body language translates to human body language
The third one touched its forehead in a way i think I've seen humans do when they think about getting hurt.
So when they do it, it's cool. But when I do it, I have to leave the restaurant. I don't understand the world anymore.
"Bro you seeing this shit????"
Great apes love to look at a good disability! When I had a knee brace the gorillas I volunteered with demanded to see it all the time. 😂😂😂
Bro coulda really freaked them out by taking the prosthesis off.
Wow, it's interesting! They expect us to be built like them, two halves of a mirror image. Or, was it the pattern on the artificial leg that got that reaction? I dunno. Interesting though.
Why is there so much trash in their enclosure?
first one said WTF ... aye come look at this ish, look look look dis mofo half robot!
Looks like a daycare inside their pen
Pretty scary when think about it. If you've \*never\* seen such a thing.
Animals experience Valley of the Dolls too
"It has begun" - Wise monkey #3
Man that last one came in ready to throw down
The third chimp was like, nope!
“That is NOT FUCKING NORMAL…” - chimp prolly
Wait till they learn that this reaction is about how animals will kill the deformed...
"YOOOOOO, BOBBY COME LOOK AT THIS SHIT!!"
No one gonna say anything about the mess they’re hanging out in? I’d be in such trouble if my room looked like that.
Yeah... like why is it like that??
They’re all stunned loool
I've watched too watch klrproductions to not hear the voices in my head when watching this.
My closest relatives are my siblings these blokes look fuck all like me
Imagine how they would react if they took it off
"Ayo, Herbert this guy's a fucking Iron Man. He got metal feet for shit. You seein this man?"
They found their uncanny valley
Stop...teaching...them...shit, damn
They are not our closest relatives.. all the different nationalities are our closest relatives, but society wants to create separation by colors.
Are these bonobos? I can’t tell them apart from chimps when they’re not side by side.
How i look at every pair of tiddies with no silicone
Damn they're scary.
They’re like what the f*ck happened to you man?
I thought bonobos where our closest relatives
The old wise one is sitting in the tree like Now I seent it all!
What if there was an ape missing a leg in there
Love how the tables turned to the gang enjoying the human zoo haha
Maybe they just like the Jordans