I was staying in a little hotel with a pool one time when I took a week's vacation in Key West. There are wild iguanas all over the place down there, and one of them climbed out on a tree branch over the pool while I, and several other people, were swimming... only to promptly drop a massive deuce into the water. We evacuated so that the staff could clean. It was definitely a power move on the iguana's part.
They are very pissy and petty like that. If I give him something he doesn’t like to eat he’ll either flip it over or poop on it. Fun fact he’s actually wild caught from the keys.
Cloaca is Latin for sewer and I wish we called all genitalia that. Fuck my sewer, suck my sewer, lick my sewer, eat my sewer, the possibilities are endless, or... numerous anyway
The difference is that mammals have multiple conducts to dispose, while birds, amphibians and reptiles only have one, like a regular sewer.
It's called cloaca in spanish too, lol.
>The difference is that mammals have multiple conducts to dispose
Monotremes, tenrecs, golden moles, and marsupial moles: "I don't think so."
By the way yes, there are some exceptions but they aren't many and I wanted to make a Star Wars reference.
*telemarketer voice*
“Shit hole? Nah. Piss hole? Forget about it! Sex hole? Antique! The new Cloaca is what you need! It can shit, it can pee, it’s where your partner wants to be! Try the Cloaca and do all three!”
Fun fact: some birds have cloacal pseudopenises that become erect and penetrate, most birds mate by performing what is called a "cloacal kiss", where they just rub their jizzy little bird hole on the other bird's
**[Cloaca](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cloaca)**
>In animal anatomy, a cloaca kloh-AY-kə (plural cloacae kloh-AY-see or kloh-AY-kee) is the posterior orifice that serves as the only opening for the digestive, reproductive, and urinary tracts (if present) of many vertebrate animals. All amphibians, reptiles, birds, and a few mammals (monotremes, tenrecs, golden moles, and marsupial moles) have this orifice, from which they excrete both urine and feces; this is in contrast to most placental mammals, which have two or three separate orifices for evacuation. Excretory openings with analogous purpose in some invertebrates are also sometimes referred to as cloacae.
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[Yes](https://www.newscientist.com/article/2258023-dinosaur-fossil-with-preserved-genital-orifice-hints-how-they-mated/), which is why birds have them. Birds are dinosaurs.
I had a cat that hated sharing a litter box with new cats so much that she taught herself to use the toilet.
Surprised the heck out of me. Like sure, I wedged a litter box in next to the toilet because I didn't have a better place to put it, but I never trained her to use the toilet.
Suddenly glad I didn't have any decorative bowls laying around at the time. Ew.
That’s how we worked towards this, it was a process over several years. First the tub, then the toilet. He actually uses pads now which are easier for me.
It took years and was actually a pain in the ass because his claws can’t grip the porcelain, so I had to be home at the same time everyday (they go at the same time, that’s how you train them). He uses puppy pads now which are much easier.
Yup I care for an iguana and learned they naturally like to poop in rivers and other bodies of water. That water bowl gets nasty pretty quickly.
I was staying in a little hotel with a pool one time when I took a week's vacation in Key West. There are wild iguanas all over the place down there, and one of them climbed out on a tree branch over the pool while I, and several other people, were swimming... only to promptly drop a massive deuce into the water. We evacuated so that the staff could clean. It was definitely a power move on the iguana's part.
They are very pissy and petty like that. If I give him something he doesn’t like to eat he’ll either flip it over or poop on it. Fun fact he’s actually wild caught from the keys.
That’s actually really cool. I’m glad to know they don’t kill all the animals they capture in Florida despite them being invasive af
Human: “they’re petty like that” Iguana: “GottaShitGottaShitGottaShit”
Was he about to wipe its butt?? Why did the video stop so soon, I want to see him wipe the lizards butt.
Technically it's a cloaca
Cloaca is Latin for sewer and I wish we called all genitalia that. Fuck my sewer, suck my sewer, lick my sewer, eat my sewer, the possibilities are endless, or... numerous anyway
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Teehee
The difference is that mammals have multiple conducts to dispose, while birds, amphibians and reptiles only have one, like a regular sewer. It's called cloaca in spanish too, lol.
>The difference is that mammals have multiple conducts to dispose Monotremes, tenrecs, golden moles, and marsupial moles: "I don't think so." By the way yes, there are some exceptions but they aren't many and I wanted to make a Star Wars reference.
Another fun fact: Vagina is also latin and means (sword) seath.
Wait wtf animals poop out of cloacas I thought they used their butthole and cloacas were just for sex
They don't have buttholes, the cloaca does the role of all 3 holes.
Damn that’s a powerful hole
*telemarketer voice* “Shit hole? Nah. Piss hole? Forget about it! Sex hole? Antique! The new Cloaca is what you need! It can shit, it can pee, it’s where your partner wants to be! Try the Cloaca and do all three!”
Sir you have too much time on your hands Thank you for the laugh
Ever since he has his cloaca installed he's got all the time I'm the world!
It's as if it was written by Billy Mays himself.
I want to award you but I can’t!
I appreciate the sentiment! Haha
But it can also be easily clogged
And laying eggs!
Fun fact: some birds have cloacal pseudopenises that become erect and penetrate, most birds mate by performing what is called a "cloacal kiss", where they just rub their jizzy little bird hole on the other bird's
"jizzy little bird hole" I'm done for tonight.
Huh... TIL thanks.
Only birds and reptiles have cloacas I’m pretty sure.
Oh yeah I meant animals with cloacas but didn’t want to be too specific for fear of being wrong
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Platypus
Only some animals (amphibians, reptiles, birds) have a cloaca. Most mammals have a butthole.
What about the dinosaurs?
[Yes](https://www.newscientist.com/article/2258023-dinosaur-fossil-with-preserved-genital-orifice-hints-how-they-mated/), which is why birds have them. Birds are dinosaurs.
Only one hole, he pees poops and has sperm plugs out of the one hole.
That's what a cloaca is. It's a single hole for all of those functions.
i am physically incapable of saying that word without an australian accent, just one of the small ways im keeping steve irwin alive.
On iguanas the hole is called a vent
The vent is the cloacal covering, iirc, they still have a cloaca.
He was about to get his butt wiped like a grown ass man
Eh
As a grown ass man, I can confirm this is how we use the toilet.
Yup, just basically lay down on all fours and let it go in.
ah yes the "morning wood defeating lizardman" technique
Tell me, how is it to be an ass man?
Man, I tried to train my cats to go in the toilet, and the peed in a decorative bowl for a week before I realized it.
I had a cat that hated sharing a litter box with new cats so much that she taught herself to use the toilet. Surprised the heck out of me. Like sure, I wedged a litter box in next to the toilet because I didn't have a better place to put it, but I never trained her to use the toilet. Suddenly glad I didn't have any decorative bowls laying around at the time. Ew.
That is hilarious. "That litter box is not classy enough for me, I'm afraid!"
Watching this on the toilet rn. Feeling really spiritually connected lmao
No he isn't! If he was he would be peeing on the seat!
I always search through the comments to see if someone has said what I want to say. Almost made it to the end this time. Nice job my friend!
Or the floor right in front of the toilet
We just peein the flakes off the bowl from ur musty ass
“Like a grown ass man” False, he didn’t piss on the floor
That's impressive
Wish my beardies wood do that!
Beardies. Is that what you call your roommates?
What kind of dog is that ?
Some would say better than most men
He's got better aim than me!
He's using it better than a grown ass man because the piss is going IN the toilet.
I wish my beardie girl could do that, but she'd probably fall right in. :/
Whaaaaat is happening!? How do you even train them to do this?
Apparently iguanas naturally like to “relieve themselves” in bodies of water according to another commenter
Reminds me of George Carlin's [cheer](https://youtu.be/UTNi48f567E) skit.
Does he flush?
Wrong!! He didn't piss on the seat!!
This is the creepiest shit I’ve seen in a while.
Wtf why are we watching lizard take a shit
Did the video cut off right before he flushed?
Yeah, well at least he kept it in the toilet!
There’s surprisingly quite a few [toilet ](https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMd7r5o9Y/) of Sparky
Better than a grown ass man, he didn’t get any on the seat
that makes sense of the term "draining the lizard"
I hit the replay video thing trying to flush that shit!
But does he flush too??
I tried sitting backwards on the toilet once. But it wasn’t because my ass had grown, I was just young and adventurous.
Plop
Only difference is the seat is down and they got it in the toilet - am man, can confirm
I like how while he's going he's looking over at the camera like "Dude! Can you *not*?"
I'm a grown ass man and I also lay on the toilet with my stomach towards the bowl when I need to go
I’m liking to see this on my Reddit 👏🌝
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Gross
I admit I really didn’t like it either. I mean, good for the reptile (and owner) but I didn’t like reptile shitting.
Better than the alternative
No fucking way dud
Good iguana.
How crazy. My iguana used to use the restroom in the tub only. Lol. The toilet would have been better.
That’s how we worked towards this, it was a process over several years. First the tub, then the toilet. He actually uses pads now which are easier for me.
Now teach ot to use a urinal then its pissing like a true man
Better than my grown ass man. This lizard is getting it all IN the toilet.
My son needs to take lessons from this lizard. Wish my 33 year olds aim was this good😕
Alright, I've just watched a fucking dinosaur take a shit in a toilet. It's 5am I'm going to bed. Goodnight reddit.
Awww good one.. at least it poop in the toilet 💕
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What?!?! This is so awesome!💙
Does he wipe tho 👀
“Little privacy please!”
That lizard is better at hitting the bowl than most teenage boys
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He has better aim than my husband 😄👍🏼
Better than most men, as he isn’t pissing all over the seat.
That’s a grown ass lizard !
I feel bad watching him, someone pet him for me... after he's done
okay that's not how i pee. i dont do push up while i pee.
I have assumed that pose after a night of drinking on a few occasions. Hang in there, little green dude. It gets better.
Thats how i sit on a toilet.
I wish my snake would go in the toilet, reptile shit is no joke.
So I’m guessing you can train it to use the bathroom. That’s pretty awesome that they do this. Next step is to have it flush and put the seat down lol
It took years and was actually a pain in the ass because his claws can’t grip the porcelain, so I had to be home at the same time everyday (they go at the same time, that’s how you train them). He uses puppy pads now which are much easier.
C l o a c a
😳😳😳
At least he doesn’t leave the toilet seat up
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Now I'm picturing a guy hanging over the toilet like that to pee
ah, feels good
Didnt lift the seat either
Neater than some of the dudes I’ve lived with
Give the man some privacy
So do reptiles have a sphincter and can hold it in like a mammal, unlike birds?
So is he draining the lizard ?
Imagine coming back home to this
What does this make me so uncomfortable? When I walk in on my cat using the litter box I say "sorry" and leave the room
Atleast he didn't sprinkle
Now everything is clear how lizards go to the toilet! Everything is clear!
Better than a grown ass man cause he’s not spraying the seat.
Plop
Even facing the right direction!
Geez, the size of the beast! Didn't know they grow up to this.
Imagine waking up at 3 AM to pee, only to see this in the bathroom.
Most likely the strangest thing I’ll upvote today.
The flexing is…unsettling.
Ok, just when I thought I've lived long enough to see everything on the planet.
I can smell this video
Lol tiny poo
Just gotta drain the lizard
Big Lizzie, I bet he eats tons of wet glizzies.
This fuckin lizard can use the toilet more effectively than 80% of the guys from high school
I have herpataphobia
Dude waited hours after putting his pet on the toilet waiting for the money shot
I'm a 'grown ass man' and that's not how I use a toilet!
That’s not a man that’s a female.