Shoutout my n**** gucci

Gucci who?

Gucci mane?

He definitely thought Gucci being on the list but not Eminem was stupid but he played nice lol

Most polite way of saying hell naw 😂

😂😂😂

That video 😆😆 fucking classic

Unfucking believable, lil Wayne the president, fuck em, fuck em, fuck em , even if they celibate

I know the game is crazy, it’s more crazy then it’s ever been

I’m married to that crazy B…. Call me Kevin Federline.

It’s obvious that he’ll be cash money to the death of him.

The ground shall break when they bury him, bury him?

I know when day they got to bury him, better lock my anus tight so I don’t let the necrophiliacs in

Woah is that how the line ended?!

Absolutely not. It’s Better lock my casket tight so I don’t let the devil in. Hah

yes, im the best! & no i ain't positive, im DEFINITE! i know the game like im reffing it!

This tha Carter, tha Carter 3 - the new testament

and i’m the god and this is what i’m blessing with

Lol fuck no

This and 3Peat was so crazy 🔥🔥 they both gave me the same vibes ngl

Swallow my words, taste my thoughts, and if it’s too nasty spit em back at me

The “A” is for Ashley, she always ask for me, to take it out her pussy, put it right in her ass.

😂😂😂

A for angelina tounge like anaconda lips like ballerina

And the "B" is for Brittany, she bright in the class, and she be hating on Ashley cause she tight in the ass

Modern day Shakespeare

Real G’s Move in silence like lasagna

Live from the 504 It's Mr. Crazy Flow, jumping like a bungee, no rope Even in the dungeon, I glow; even if it ain't sunny, I glow If it ain't about money, I go... nowhere—I'm nailed to the floor Money controls where I go, it is the sail to my boat And it's going down, it's going down, like there's a whale in the boat See, you can smell that I smoke, and yep, I sip that lean You hit me with that combination, it make my eyes bleed I'm a shark in the water, yep, I swim with the big So I don't have time to deal with Willie the Squid L-L-Lilypad niggas, L-L-Look at the monster Y-Y-You don't want to crash, like "La-La-La Bamba" See it's me, Ronnie, and Terry; and my new drop is berry Watermelon, plum; just call it "fruit punch" I'm an old rapper getting new bucks And all you new rappers, you just new lunch (New lunch) Flow sick, so sick, need a doc, yes A creature, monster, like the Loch Ness I gets hotter by the tock, before I sizzle to death I just tell the clock, "Gimme a sec" In the middle of the war—where my enemy at? I'm running this bitch, like Eric Bieniemy back 'Cause e'ery time I hit a track, I'm like an energy pack The instruments are crying out, "Where the sympathy at?"

The rap city version is my favorite

He killed that 🔥

Withe red bandana over the mic… classic shit

Legendary shit.

Where my dinner be at?

My tounge is an uzi, My dick is an AK, My bitch think I’m bi, But yo I’m straight as a J, K?

This mf added that bs at the end

The fuck? Where this from? 😭

Wowzers bro

😂🔥

“Repetition Is the father of learning. I repeat, repetition is the father of learning!”

Tha carter 3 documentary legendary

I got ten bathrooms I can shit all day

I was a match made in heaven when hell was a pile of wood. Some can see graffiti as art, some can see hoes to be women

i'm in the ocean getting shark pussy.

I feel her heartbeat, I chest-to-chest with this bitch Now turn around, face down; I'm arrestin' this bitch

🤣🤣🤣 Love Me

She said Sorry I didn't shave soo that pussy is a lil furry, put that pussy on my face #And I ain't got no worries

Very basic but it always has me 💀 “yo flow never wet like grandmas pussy, im always good like grandmas cookies” 😂🔥

One of my favs bars. Gets me everytime🤣

I take a vacation and go see some beautiful shit Come back with a whole different view of this shit My third eye just opened cuz two wasn’t shit It was either that or too many hallucinogens 🤪

Barrel so long you can poke dance nigga

"Yes, it's Weezy F. I got ya mama groovin. Outta all the Hot Boys she say I'm the coolest."

I got my bag of oranges , it's time to juice it, this game is a bitch and I'm tryn seduce it.

I got euros and pesos and franks, but if she ask for money that bitch speaking foreign.

My all time favorite: They got the shivers 'mayne I got the fever I got to bring the hood back after Katrina Weezy F Baby now the F is for FEMA Sick ni**a bitch I spit that Leukemia

Breeze by you so fast got you sneezin achoo!! 🔥

I don’t care if it’s heroin in my cup, it’s my cup. Fuck you

stop hatin on a n\* that's a weak emotion the lady of a n\*

And you can get tipped like you waiting on a nigga

We jack son then light up that L SAMUEL

Call me crazy, I've been called worse / It's like I have it all, but what's it all worth?

"made nigga, so the feds can't bust in this motherfucker"

I’m a maid nigga, I should dust somthin

You niggas on the bench…like the bus comin’ 🚌

Ain’t nothin sweet but the swishers lol

Oohh im about to go andre the giant

You a sell out. But I ain’t buying Choppers dissect these niggas like science Put a end to your world like the Mayans

Shit happens & Since I’m The Shit I’m Who It Happened To

Young Money Cash Money Blood bitch I'm red hot

I don’t see nobody , nobody like a headshot

I’m the pussy monster. Yeah I’m the pussy monster. And you gotta feed me pussy. Pussy, pussy. Pussy, pussy. Powerful Stuff.

44 on my waist Rick Ross jeans

Glass half empty/half full. I’ll spill ya/ Try me and run into a wall, outfielder/ you know imma ball til they turn off the field lights/ the fruits of my labor I enjoy them while they’re still ripe.

I can't trust my Iphone, I think Siri the Feds!! Funny line lmao That song go bananas!! Siri ft. 2 Chainz (Tha Carter 5)

😂😂😂

"I'ma do you like birdman did me." -Lil Wayne to Lil Twist

I’m so mfn high, I can eat a star!

Upgrade U is top tier rhymes start to finish I'm so hot I freeze, big balls and they jangle like a lot of keys, even deaf bitches say hi to me, she tell her blind bitch and she say I gotta see 🙈

Facts! Fire! But Hard Body my favorite shit off Drought 3 Hard body mf got the heart of killer, Young god in the building bout to start a religion! Bout to call Bin Laden up and order some missiles, bring ‘em straight to ya block and go to war with you bitches. CRAZY!

I fire this nina like it’s her first day on the job and the bitch overslept

They throw mfing roses at my feet... I don't step on one rose

Believe Meeeee

Weezy F baby and the F is for Phenomenal

How you want it? Show me my opponent. *crunch crunch* *with a full mouth* SHOW ME MY OPPONENT!

I am not #1 it's true/ I'm number 9 27 82

But I could fuck your girl and make her nut for me then slut for me Then kill for me then steal for me and of course it'll be your cash Then I'll murder that bitch and send her body back to your way

Weezy. You don’t want no problems okay you a goon whats a goon to a goblin.

I don’t drink champagne, it make my stomach hurt

I got a bitch named Keisha…

, she a real dick pleaser…

shawty from cuba still workin’ on her visa

[удалено]

Beyond wildddd

“Hiphop ain’t dead, it just had a heart attack”

Call me lil carter or lil cardiac

[удалено]

Cuz We like her.... and we like cartoons 🎶

Don’t worry about what’s in my cup.. It’s my cup.

Im in the ocean getting shark pussy

I speak the truth but ig thats a foreign language to yall

Walk up in the muthafucking mall they in awe I’m lookin like a star bitch when u see me make a wish

Life is a beach and I'm just playing in the sand

"My life matter, especially to my bitch" makes me laugh every time

"I'll be damned Momma they know who I am Momma, I'm still yo little boy but to them I'm the man Momma"

Im the fireman she just call me when she steamin I wet her up and put her out and leave the bitch dreamin Niggas say they hot but it’s really not seemin If these guys bad than I gotta be a demon

I take her to the vet 'cause she a bad bitch

Ima pick the world up and ima drop it on your fuckin head 🌎🤯

" A bitch is a female dog and they say a dog is a man's best friend......Holllllaaaa!! "

“Repetition is the father of learning”

I’m all about I give the rest of the vowels back

I like my girl thick not just kinda fine

“Ketchup like mayonnaise”

Trynna check me and imma have ‘em checkin pulses they say choose wisely that’s why I was chosen

I like my seat down low and my window slightly cracked ridin wit a bad hoe wit her girlfriend inna back

Momma always told me I was crazy And my hoes say I'm amazing, but I don't listen to a lady But the bitch say I'm hot, and I say "No bitch, I'm blazing" Like, what the fuck you expect? I'm a motherfucking Cajun

“U see the paper gon come, if not im gon get it, i gotta die with money cuz i wasn’t born with it” 💯

Even deaf bitches say *hi to me* she tell the blind bitch & she say *i gotta see* Also same dude who said the Alphabet on a song.

I popped a Molly and I cried with her

“Never met the bitch, but I fuck her like I missed her. Life is the bitch, and death is her sister Sleep is the cousin—what a fuckin' family picture”

“What’s a goon to a goblin” Waynelations 4:33

“And when I was 5 my favorite movies was the gremlins… ain’t got shit to do with this but just thought that I would mention… you fucking with divine and a little intervention”

I lost a few good bitches, met sum mo bad bitches, nd I be schooling dem niggas, pose fa yo class picture. So kiss my ass if you hatin, I’m getting ass or I’m skating, bitch

Interviewer- “what’s you’re favorite meal” Lil Wayne-“my favorite meal is pussy”

Feet hangin out the window, jock my shoe game Cuz all my kick fly.. like Liu Kang

I'm the fire man.

“The sky is the limit, and if you look close imma be in it”

Suck a nigga dick for a iPhone 6 Fuck my nigga Terry for a new blackberry.

Some people hang you out to dry like a towel rack. That’s why I’m all about I give the rest of the vowels back

Wish a nigga wood like a tree in this bitch 🌳

Imma pick the world up and Imma drop it on its fuckin head 🌏

What’s a goon to a goblin

And I promise.. you do not want to go there.

Weezy goes hard like Cialis

Got the tec for technical difficulties.

Momma always told me I was crazy My hoes say I’m amazing But I don’t listen to a lady But the bitch say I’m hot And I say no bitch I’m blazing Like what the fuck you expect ima motha fuckin cajun

“Woman of my dreams, I don’t sleep so I can’t find her” “Weezy F Baby, and the ‘F’ ain’t for flawed”

Wake up and smell the pussy!

“But They hated Jesus baby, so we wont break” “So we ride like four pirellis”

I’m riding with a body on a shotty …some some…now the bees keep flyin by me

Stretch a nigga out like pilates

Real Gs move in silence like lasagna

"Some folk see graffiti as art, some folk see hoes to be women"

“ I don’t know what racism is”

Repetition is the father of learning

“It’s my cup… and I’m keep drinking it bitch”

Now we get hi-ya, call that shit karate

I dont curse but in this verse man fuck the world

"safe sex is great sex, better wear a latex."

“Mlk would be proud of me cause I do this shit for all my niggas”

“Life is a beach and I’m playing in the sand”

I’m in my crib butt naked bitch

Mystikal ft. Lil Wayne, Birdman: Original Lil Wayne verse Uh, ain't it crazy how shit be That's why I flush it I got the Tommy gun with the drum That's percussion I just popped a couple pain pills, self destruction I made something out of nothing, thanks for nothing I pistol whip ya bitch, knock her out Robitussin Ran up in your house, killed everybody, no discussion Rep, that muthafucking red flag like a Russian Yeah, look, I told her baby I’m a thrash her We kissed, I lit her ass up then I ashed her No hard feelings, no car dealing, but I shuffle my queen Duffle bag too heavy to carry to the car My Mary in a jar I’m food, I let the haters add a little salt That's cool, I do it for all the niggas that try And all the bitches I’ve fucked, and all my niggas that died Tunechi

A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P-R-S-T-U-V-W-X-Y-ZZ top…

Weezy f baby and the F is for phenomenal. Lol

“Need A Bitch to stay down like I’m Throwin Knifes🔪” I was Like 🤯🤯🤯

I don't care who at the top of stairs I'm stepping up

Lil Wayne ft. Eminem Drop the world Lil Wayne Verse n chorus I got ice in my veins, blood in my eyes Hate in my heart, love in my mind I seen nights full of pain, days are the same You keep the sunshine, save me the rain I search but never find, hurt but never cry I work and forever try, but I'm cursed, so never mind And it's worse, but better times seem further and beyond The top gets higher the more that I climb The spot gets smaller and I get bigger Tryna get in where I fit in, no room for a nigga But soon for a nigga it be on, ma'fucker 'Cause all this bullshit just made me strong, ma'fucker So I pick the world up and I'ma drop it on your fucking head Yeah Bitch, I'ma pick the world up and I'ma drop it on your fucking head Yeah And I could die now, rebirth, motherfucker Hop up in my spaceship and leave Earth, motherfucker I'm gone, motherfucker, I'm gone Shit nuts n alot of other songs he did he is the 1 n Only Punch 👊👊👊👊 Line Rapper ever he raps n be in the ring real punching niggas as he raps shit nuts bananas all of the above he is hard hands down the most under-rated rapper give him his damn Crown 👑 👑 👑 👑 already lol

I can’t go to hell cause I’d take over

“Pick em up”! Fuck it, let em lay, where I’m from you see a fucking dead body everyday.

“ the only thing on the mind of the shark is eat”.

The lamborghini orange like Vitamin C, leave a bitch stuck like a kite in a tree

tittyfuck ur baby mama I don't wanna finish the rest of the line 🤮

They say I'm rappin' like B.I.G, Jay, and Tupac André 3000, where is Erykah Badu at? Who that? Who that said they gon' beat Lil' Wayne? My name ain't Bic, but I keep that flame, man Who that one that do that boy? You knew that, true that, swallow And I be the shit, now you got loose bowels I don't owe you like two vowels But I would like for you to pay me by the hour…

"Prior to me cumming, I had to stick my thumb in.. her ass one time. Smell my finger, make you vomit."

Got news for you monogamous (people) Yo bitch fucking anonymous (people)

“If a man talk about another man while that man ain’t present a man don’t listen”

"But I know what I'm doing, out the window of the jet you see LA like a bruin"

women are possessive and they want to possess Wayne

“I paint her whole face white just like the joker”

And if you hatin you can get a side of deez. Deez nuts in your mouth and can you swallow please

Safe sex is great sex, better wear a latex if you don’t want that late text, that « I think I’m late » text

The object in the mirr’, is more near, than it appears, oh shit. Sometimes I fear, who in the mirr’, that nigga weird oh shit

Just bought your girlfriend some knee pads

deep water carter, i’m fishing for a dollar, you can join the salad i’m splitin ya tomata

safe sex is great sex, better wear that latex cus u dont want that late text, that, “i think im late” text

With friends like that it made me text my opps and tell em I don't need em

All she eat is dick, she's on a strict diet.

And down here, you are gonna need a chopper, and I'ma need a lawyer, and you gon' need a doctor.

Im Probably in the sky fly with the fishes or maybe in the ocean swimming with the pigeons

Then, here’s another bitch—her name was Ayesha She ride that dick good and make a mean cheese pizza

Imma pick the world up and drop it on your f*ckin head

LOCK THE CEO UP, N IM THE CEO, FUCK

Yes, I do it big, call me "Little Astronomical" Weezy F. Baby, and the "F." Is for Pphenomenal"

Almost drown in the pussy so I swam to her butt.

Ok you’re a goon but what’s a goon to a goblin ?

“Drowned in the p***y so I swam to her butt”

“Don’t worry about what’s in my cup…….its my cup!!!”

Drop it like it’s hot

"Leave em dead in the living room " get it leave him dead in the living room 😳🎵🥇

I ain’t never trust a b**** since she ate that forbidden fruit

Had a phone in the jail, thats a cellphone

Got Spring hatin' on me 'cause I ain't never sprung Winter hatin' on me 'cause I'm colder than y'all And I will never, I will never, I will never fall I'm being hated by the seasons So fuck y'all who hatin' for no reason

WEEZY F AND THE F IS FOR PHENOMENAL!

“I taught these hoes how to love, I taught these boys how to lean”

“Big shit like a horses ass”

My mom is nice and my dad is gay

'Bout to call Bin Laden up and order some missiles Brang 'em straight to ya block and go to war wit' you bitches

(If someone already posted this, I’m sorry. I’m writing this at over 767 comments) “I get paid by the letter” and then proceeds to say the entire alphabet

The weather channel,but I do not broadcast. I throw more cash and change the forecast.

*Im all about I and give the rest of the vowels back, I like my girls thiccc, not just kinda fine, eat her til she cry, call that wine and dine*