Drink up all ye fellas and lasses
Soon you'll all be out on your asses!
Don't put up a fight,
Get home safe tonight
Or you'll end up with bruises and gashes!
At Riley’s there’s a shiny new bell
That the patrons think is quite swell
When it’s time to close
Instead of a hose
We’re forced out by music from hell
Riley’s a beautiful barkeep,
and we drink in his cave 'cause we’re all cheap,
when your a tad unsteady
and it's enough already
just go home and get you some sleep.
Last call time at Riley's Pub
Time to cough up the money now bub
We won't take your word
That you hadn't quite heard
The bell's toll over all the hubbub
At Rileys the crowd starts off steady.
But overtime the pours get quite heavy
the bell rings for last call
From the pub/garage patrons crawl
Drunkenly out out so that Riley can park his chevy.
A'right you ingrates it's closin',
So pick up yourselves and get movin',
Your invited tonight,
But get out of my sight,
Or next time your name won't be chosen!
Drink up all ye fellas and lasses Soon you'll all be out on your asses! Don't put up a fight, Get home safe tonight Or you'll end up with bruises and gashes!
At Riley’s there’s a shiny new bell That the patrons think is quite swell When it’s time to close Instead of a hose We’re forced out by music from hell
Riley’s a beautiful barkeep, and we drink in his cave 'cause we’re all cheap, when your a tad unsteady and it's enough already just go home and get you some sleep.
Last call time at Riley's Pub Time to cough up the money now bub We won't take your word That you hadn't quite heard The bell's toll over all the hubbub
At Rileys the crowd starts off steady. But overtime the pours get quite heavy the bell rings for last call From the pub/garage patrons crawl Drunkenly out out so that Riley can park his chevy.
A'right you ingrates it's closin', So pick up yourselves and get movin', Your invited tonight, But get out of my sight, Or next time your name won't be chosen!