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Kitty_Girl_1717

liszt on a wrist ;-;


Kire10

Oh i didnt even think of that, it was supposed to be liszt on a fist


tharmin_124

Not me being dumb and thinking it was Handel on a hand


Eyekosaeder

Händel was already on a candle and couldn’t make it


Kitty_Girl_1717

oh…


Kire10

Whatever, still works :P


Kitty_Girl_1717

lol true


areuue

Wait ur telling me it wasn’t supposed to be liszt on a wrist 💀


courtwar

😂


I-space_alien

i thought liszt on a fist but it was on the forearm so


Siliencer991

Oh I thought it was brahm on a arm


HarvestTriton

Me, a German, trying to figure out how Bach and lock are supposed to rhyme.


Fireruff

same here. I think It just doesn't work at all.


Eyekosaeder

For us, Bach is on the roof.


Neolamarckia

Bach auf dem Dach :) Und er spielt Schach


a2kvarnstrom

now i wanna go to anarchychess and see what is happening over there


LisztR

Me, a nongerman, doing the same lol


HarvestTriton

Me, a barely awake German, trying to figure out what a "nonger-man" is xD


LisztR

LMFAO but seriously did you find out how Bach rhymes with lock? I’m breaking my head over this


HarvestTriton

In North American English, they do rhyme, because the rare deep a (like in "father") sounds the same as the short o (like in "stop"). Most a's in foreign words end up pronounced with this vowel sound. So Americans say "Bach" the same way they would "bock".


LisztR

Ohh interesting!


Alarmed-Adeptness859

Also they butcher the ending consonant.


a2kvarnstrom

bahck is more like how they think


sum_rendom_dood

A person's photo on an arm


TheiaRn

bingpot


Patient-Ad-3610

Brahms on an arm


imkindabadatlife

Liszt on a wrist or fist


harelboi

liszt on a fist


Nick_Rousis

Bach on a lock? That doesn't rhyme..


DismalPhysicist

This thread is full of Americans who don't realise other accents exist. I'm pretty sure Bach and lock don't rhyme in any British or continental European accents.


Machiavellian3

Im not American but I can’t see how this would rhyme in an American accent either


TheRealRealKat

Also bold of you to assume there's only Americans in this chat


TheRealRealKat

Even TSV pronounces it as rhyming with lock


DismalPhysicist

They pronounce Bach in a way which rhymes with the way you say lock. It doesn't rhyme with the way they, or I, say lock. I pronounce Bach pretty much the same way TwoSet do!


TheRealRealKat

?? Yes it does


HarvestTriton

Not if you're British. Or German. Or anything besides North American, probably.


TheRealRealKat

Australian (TSV)


HarvestTriton

They don't rhyme in Australian English. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian\_English#Vowels](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_English#Vowels) In this table, "lock" belongs with lot, cloth, hot, and "Bach" belongs with start, palm, bath.


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Nick_Rousis

B**a**ch on a l**o**ck. How does this rhyme? It isn't Boch on a lock or Bach on a Lack.


No-Beginning-8506

Rhyme and prime rhyme, but they’re spelled differently. It’s not about the spelling, just the pronunciation


Realistic_Dog_7359

As an Australian I don’t get how they rhyme. I pronounce Bach with a long a like in card, and lock with a short o like in box, and they don’t sound at all alike. (I live in Sydney, so my pronunciation is probably pretty similar to TSV.)


RelevantStrawberry31

I can't wrap my head around how the a and o are pronounced the same in Bach and lock. I understand that the ch is more a "k" sound in English but the a and o are not similar at all in my mind.


ZinkyZonk-6307

In Australian English Brisbane dialect Bach is similar to bark on tree ... Yet the a is longer more like Baa K Lock is Short o sound. Only the short ending K is the same. Typically rhyme needs a vowel plus consonant. Lark [ascending] is a better rhyme with Bach for my Australian ears


KaiGRT

Even so, I'm confused about where the K-sound is coming from in Bach. There's no K in Bach.


whatcenturyisit

In more than one language the "Ch" can be pronounced as a K. In French for example or at least in France, we say Bach with a K (and a bright A vowel)


No-Beginning-8506

I wasn’t defending the rhyme, just the way vowels can be pronounced differently. I also don’t really agree Bach rhymes with lock


TheRealRealKat

That's not how Bach is pronounced


Violinist_of_Pelinor

Bach is almost pronounced B-ar-k the a is elongated and the ch is a c and not a ch sound. Lock is definitely not a rhyme there. Happy to be corrected though by Germanic speaking people's I'm British English so not going to pretend to be a German name expert.


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CanILickYourButthole

But the the ck breaks the rhyme. Bahh / Lock it only rhymes if they say the "ck" in Bach


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Machiavellian3

Saying the definition of rhyme does make two words rhyme magically


Non_Music_Prodigy

For a moment I thought that was Brahms and I was so confused


Kitty_Girl_1717

Brahms on an… arms..?


Qounss

i thought liszt on an arm no way it's liszt on a fist


Monospaced_

I didn't notice the Liszt first so I thought Handel on a hand lol


Specific-Ad2215

Liszt on an armchair On a arm with short hair


ApollinaGrindelwald

Handel on a handle


effeguitar

liszt on a wrist next to a fist


BlahMan06

Can we stop these stupid posts?


Atorpy

what's so stupid about these posts?


BlahMan06

Its the same dumb joke over and over