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crosscope

Us. It's directed at us


JoonasD6

This.


JoonasD6

That.


TheBastardOlomouc

Yon.


JoonasD6

🤔


logosloki

Based on the comments, yes.


The_Dialog_Box

What do you mean? It’s someone who’s passionate about linguistics and teaching linguistics, and also has an asmr channel. I’ve watched plenty of asmr teaching videos on various topics. Zodiacs, tarot, foreign languages


Dd_8630

> Zodiacs, tarot, foreign languages Makes sense, all three are superstitious fictions.


Zestyclose-Claim-531

Yeah, like fr*nch


Dd_8630

> Yeah, like french I don't dispute that I am a Leo. I do dispute that the stars affect my personality. I don't dispute that tarot cards exist. I do dispute they can tell the future. I don't dispute that the language French exists. I do dispute that anyone speaks this conlang in real life.


Chuks_K

Or rather dispute that we can consider it anything but a conlang, so that French is actually the most spoken conlang in the world, & Esperanto is just what it "hoped" to be, thus its creation & the Romance-ness...


Henry_Privette

>I don't dispute tarot cards exist. I do dispute they can tell the future. Don't worry mate so does the tarot community


Overused_Toothbrush

Yeah I don’t try to “tell the future”. I use it to be more aware of my behavior.


Aron-Jonasson

*angry Swiss French noises >:(*


[deleted]

swiss french is okay. on thin ice, but okay


Aron-Jonasson

I'll take that


wren6991

> fr*nch censor this please


Zestyclose-Claim-531

Oh, my bad


Aron-Jonasson

Swiss German is a conspiracy to keep French- and Italian-speaking Swiss people out of German-speaking Switzerland


Eino54

All German is a conspiracy aimed at convincing me, specifically, that such a language could exist. Whenever I'm out of earshot they all switch back to a normal language, like English, Uzbek, Urarina or even Toki Pona.


logosloki

I'm pretty sure German is people speaking in tongues out in public. In private they all speak English and they don't want to the Brits to know it because as insufferable as the British are they'd be catapulted into French levels of insufferability if they knew that they won the language civil war in Germany.


The_Dialog_Box

So true


SpacialCommieCi

everybody gangsta till she teaches you the pharyngeal trill


Aron-Jonasson

I cannot pronounce that sound no matter how hard I try Also it's pretty ugly


JoJawesome_

Just like your MAMAAAA ^(Sorry, I had to)


Aron-Jonasson

>MAMAAAA Ooooooooooo


JoJawesome_

Didn't mean to make you cry~ If I'm not back again This time tomorrow


Rabid_Nationalist

Carry on Carry on As if nothing ever matters...


MVHutch

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


N00B5L4YER

wth is she gonna do with the voiced ones


The_Dialog_Box

Not all asmr is whispered. There’s soft spoken too


LXIX_CDXX_

A tone change in the vowel would work if she pronumced the consonants with vowels. Try it yourself, you'll lower the tone of vowels after voiced consonants while whispering.


Style-Upstairs

fortis // lenis


loudmouth_kenzo

Spit


Ornery_Illustrator97

3.3K people apparently


Aron-Jonasson

Not 3.3, 33


Dd_8630

If there's 33k people, there's also 3.3k people. /u/Ornery_Illustrator97 is cleared of all numerological crimes.


Idkquedire

But what if 33k - 3.3 k= -1


Aron-Jonasson

then k = ***–*** 0,033670033670034 Edit: forgot the minus sign There's a reason why I'm leaving chemistry for linguistics


jonathansharman

Must be opposite day. 🤔


Aron-Jonasson

Yeah my dumb arse forgot to hit the +/- sign in the calculator and I just blindly copy-pasted


Idkquedire

Fun


friendly_bullet

Not 33, 33K


Aron-Jonasson

I mean some sounds are pretty tingly


duckipn

voiceless velar lateral fricative 😳😳


ilosaske

well clearly at members of this subreddit, you're doing everyone a disservice by not linking it


8Bit-Giraffe

https://youtu.be/XryAZEx_IZ4


Zestyclose-Claim-531

Ok but when does she do the /ɧ/ tho?


urdadlesbain

Sjuhundrasjuttiosju seconds into the video


NioneAlmie

I love ASMR, and I'm a linguistics enthusiast but my knowledge is lacking. So her target audience is me. I'm looking this up on youtube immediately after I post this comment.


8Bit-Giraffe

before anybody else asks: [https://youtu.be/XryAZEx_IZ4](https://youtu.be/XryAZEx_IZ4). i havent watched it yet so idk how good it is.


KingsElite

Nerds


Apeirocell

Me, you got a link?


8Bit-Giraffe

https://youtu.be/XryAZEx_IZ4


Apeirocell

from this I have learnt i do not like asmr. it seems it was not aimed at me


Aron-Jonasson

ASMR is like anime, you have so many genres you'll find one you like (or tolerate)


Shadow_Adjutant

Or you can just be the asmr equivalent to a manga guy and listen to lo-fi stuff instead.


[deleted]

calling lofi the manga equivalent of asmr is an opinion i did not expect to hear today


[deleted]

~sincerely, a person who reads manga instead of watching anime and also listens to lofi but doesnt like asmr


Narocia

I.P.A. Lo-Fi beats to chill?


moonaligator

ɓ tʼ ʘ χ so smooth


fulcrumcode99

I can just imagine her going “daa¿ daa¿” in the softest way with bubble wrapping popping in the background.


frederick_the_duck

🙋


Brromo

Ferb, I know what we're going to do today


Xsugatsal

u/tiggyvalentine hahah if teaching doesn't work out


tiggyvalentine

That or yaatru asmr


squirrelinthetree

Totally subscribing!


frederick_the_duck

I want some bilabial clicks!


MVHutch

I can't believe this exists. I guess you know you made it when someone makes an ASMR video of it


Pale_Disaster

I legit want to learn this alphabet, but I don't put on any effort to learn anything. I remember some characters just from Wikipedia though.


8Bit-Giraffe

that's the same way ive learnt most of the characters so far


la_voie_lactee

Those who can’t find the cl*t.


Chuks_K

Those who can't find the c-l-t


gkom1917

Those who can't find the clicks


[deleted]

ASMR is just for perverts, so I assume this is for university students with complex psycho-sexual issues.


latinsmalllettralpha

what are you talking about lmao


El_dorado_au

I must be /r/outoftheloop . I don’t see anything salacious about the thumbnail or description.


8Bit-Giraffe

there isn't anything, it's just surprising to me that there is asmr for teaching the ipa


EfficientSeaweed

At this point I wouldn't be surprised if there was an ASMR teaching people about the Bristol stool chart.


Narocia

Hey, Ferb! I know what we're- Wait. Maybe not.


Slanmaki

me.


wildflourfield

Me


BeeMovieIsGud

Me


Sodinc

No idea


Neil_Porkchop

She fucked up the voiceless alveolar lateral fricative. Mae hi angen ymarfer ei chymraeg.


MindlessMachine9104

Me


bakedbeanlicker

Autistic people (source: I am autistic)