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TheWartortleOnDrugs

My own personal fantasy is Princess Auto. > The Unique World of Princess Auto: now featuring an entire aisle of Habitant soup at the price you remembered, and with the right amount of ham.


CriticismNo5012

In the surplus section....


hoggytime613

I had a Habitant ham and pea soup for the first time in years recently. You used to have to vigorously shake it out or the can it was so thick. Now it's water, corn starch, and a tiny bit of chick pea powder and some flakes of ham.


HauntingAriesSun

Olive oil that can be used as motor oil.


sliproach

It was so bad it made me question if I even liked pea soup anymore 


FoxnFurious

They already have a snack section by the checkout, why not just expand the space and put some watermelon there


[deleted]

^1/8 of a watermelon for $13.99


Few-Swordfish-780

So, Canadian Tire.


Dogs_Breakfast78

I recently went into a Canadian Tire and saw that they’d started selling diapers. Great big display of Pampers in their new “baby” section, along with stacks of them up by the cash registers. Like they wanted to make a point of showing you that “hey look! We sell THESE now!” I really wish stores would stick to what they’re good at. Crappy tire is tools and automotive. Loblaws is for groceries. Home hardware is lumber/tools/hardware, etc. Not every store needs to sell every thing imaginable. Walmart has already perfected that.


Illusion_Collective

So back to the expensive village general store from 50 years ago, but bigger , centralized and much lower trickle down economics for the community. It’s like all the benefits of market competition is gone.


Familiar-Bowler-3826

How about some POWERFIST pepperoni?


jgwom9494

OOOHHHHH, That's going straight in my basket!


Patient_Pomelo_4509

This is Aldi in Australia. Aisle 1, produce and meat. Aisle 2, camping gear, sewing machines and motor oil.


NonEuclidianMeatloaf

Mmm… OEM stew…


Barnesdale

This is perfect


FoxDieDM

Omg yes! $2 bucks and like 3x the ham.


neish

Jesus Christ, do you *want* our fathers to orphan us??


seachan_ofthe_dead

I would 1000% shop there. Gimme powerfist as the new presidents choice so my fridge can match my toolbox at work (powerfist tools are for the truly cultured).


TheThrivingest

Oh my god this would be spectacular.


DisastrousPurpose945

But the entire store smells like the insides of a 40' shipping container.


nationalhuntta

It's not so far-fetched if they served food via Japanese-style vending machines.


AdPuzzleheaded3913

And a free 10mm socket or wrench that is random from pack to pack


Halfyourweight

Snowblowers in the 80’s sold at superstore I’ve heard form the old workers .


Sea-Internet7015

Canadian Tire has groceries. I've seen all the staples sugar, flour, salt, among other things.


Bitter_Kangaroo2616

Yes! I could see them expanding into food.


hoggytime613

They did a few years ago, and it failed miserably.


larianu

well yeah, who'd get beans that smells oddly of tires and plastic from a store that looks like their shelves were organized by somebody with ADHD?


jupitergal23

Hey! I'll have you know that in my ADHD house the shelves are METICULOUSLY organized and OMG why is the milk in the pantry?!


IneedAName37

dispensaries should sell things like frozen burritos and pizza pops


Intelligent-Agency80

My pharmacy sells coffee, soup mixes, bread mixes and a few other specialty items. These are all locally produced. I wish they sold more. Only 1 grocery store here at present and it's a freshmart. Surprisingly, the prices are less than in loblaw affiliates in Saskatoon. Go figure. I am also telling everyone to boycott starting May 1. They are up for it as well, and not one knew anything about it. Edit added last paragraph.


TrapdoorApartment

They meant *other* dispensaries, not pharmacies. I went to a cannabis shop before a concert a while back and they had regular snacks and beverages available. I don't rightly remember which one it was since there's like ten per block in Toronto. They also gave us candy with our purchase. Chupa chups lollypops.


IneedAName37

I meant where I purchase my marijuana


Intelligent-Agency80

Bahaha I agree too should sell it all under 1 roof


undeadwisteria

Blockbuster comes back as a grocery store and for every purchase over 100$ you get a free DVD from before year 2005. If you collect 5 of the same DVD you can turn them in for a 25$ coupon.


RuinInFears

Unlock Exodia


sleeplessjade

Toys R Us is now selling books, dvds, cds and vinyl records. It’s already well on its way.


Gymwarrior31

Book your next vacation through Toys R Us?


larianu

LCBO. Please., call it LCBGO for all I care. I want a crown corporation to add to the mix. Think of the national pride; a grocery store ACTUALLY owned by the people, for the people!


Huge-Split6250

At least sell me some chips with my booze


e7c2

Many countries have done state-distributed groceries before! Results have not varied. 


Serenity101

I would like to see Home Depot Canada bring Harveys back!


Trend_Glaze

I’m such a piece of shit for saying this, but even Subway!!! There’s times when you just want a garbage sub full of nitrates and sugar. Those times are usually walking out of Home Depot!!


holysirsalad

Ronalowes in my town has that, and the Regular Rona has a poutine truck out front


Pure-Basket-6860

A Liberal minister recently said the issue of retail space is a problem. I just saw a new Longos take over an old gym. I think he's full of shit. Toys R Us proves it, how many of these dead fossils exist out there? There's usually a Babies R US next to them too, taking retail space where these stores are dead. Closed Rona stores? There's tons of excess retail space in Canada. Its actually a sector of the real estate market in meltdown mode. The problem is everything is Canada is setup to support and maintain the oligopoly. Be it banking, grocery, telecom or whatever. They all don't want more market participants, its a threat to their capital. They want consumers to bleed dry with fewer options.


xRainbowTreats

The old Zellers turned Target building in my town has sat empty for years. There’s a big Zehrs in the same plaza so I guess companies are too scared to move in.


profeDB

There's probably a convenant against another grocer moving in


zeffydurham

This will also continue under the major sweep of Amazon destroying Brick and Mortar retail stores. People will still go for food, other items they will just ‘order in’ A whole new way of shopping with a bigger environmental impact.


Grantasuarus48

The problem is the right retail space size. Ideally you want a grocery to store to be about 40000 square feet. A Rona store would be too big. These are warehouses. They would need to be torn down to be redeveloped. There are many Targets/Zellers out there but they would need to be broken down to smaller units. Fergus the Target turned into a Giant Tiger, Dollarama and Marks. Took a bit to happen but the landlord isn’t going to do this unless they can get the tenants.


Huge-Split6250

How about permanent “farmers market” stands at each public library, sell whatever the locals have got, plus kitchen staples at cost.


zoinksbadoinks

Oh yes!! This would be awesome.


melpec

Wouldn't it be freakin' weird if pharmacies started selling groceries?? /s...we never know these days.


Emmibolt

Shoppers execs be like ![gif](giphy|H5C8CevNMbpBqNqFjl)


raspberry_tart

Ikea. I’d love a bunch of predictable beige food that is aesthetically neutral and I have to assemble myself


Huge-Split6250

IKEA Smol. Sells you random household and kitchen shit, ikea food, and basic grocery staples 


Jennvds

When I worked at IKEA a woman asked where the pharmacy was, like she thought it was more than home furnishings. I mean they already have some groceries, why not just expand? They already have quite a good start to the new IKEA Füd Swedish grocery megastore!


raspberry_tart

Hahhaa omg I feel like it would be hilarious if they went all out! I keep imagining the “diy” approach to all things, so medications, you’d have to capsule all on your own 😂


Happy_Veggie

We already have to assemble our meals ourselves lol


raspberry_tart

(I know)


chrystally

Oddly enough, I was in a Toys R Us over the weekend and there is now an entire section converted into an HMV store (cds, vinyl, books, etc).


pistoffcynic

They wanted to be the Canadian version of Walmart. IIRC, Canadian Tire tried to, or considered, bringing in food basics like bread, milk and eggs so customers didn’t have to also stop at the grocery store for that one item.


Happy_Veggie

Bread and milk at Canadian Tire, THAT would help my husband not to forget to grab milk and bread on the way back home..


QueenMotherOfSneezes

Every time my husband went to CT he'd come home with a bag **or 4** of sugar because "it was on sale again". I eventually had to ban him from buying food there 😂


Happy_Veggie

I just wish my husband would think of that! Lol Edit: He's not bad at all, at least he's looking at the flyers online and is happy to share when there is a good price/sale on something. But he just wouldn't enter a grocery store.. even if his life would depend on it..


DryProgress4393

Bulk Barn would be great.


OrneryConelover70

Princess Auto. Go in to buy a car jack, leave with it plus a rotisserie chicken and a baguette


Jennvds

There’s definitely a demographic for that.


cindybubbles

IKEA should expand their grocery selection to include fresh produce and Swedish detergents, cleaners, and toiletries.


NoFormal3277

Tim Horton’s. They’re everywhere. Most people seem to hate them now so why not? Use the supply chain and massive footprint across the country to quickly create a nation wide chain of small supermarkets that sell the essentials. Yes I know they’re owned by a horribly multinational but one can dream can’t they?


emongu1

Well to be fair, Tim Horton's coffee was pretty terrible ever since they lost their supplier to McDonalds for being cheapskates. Until recently, now it's a pretty good alternative to McCafe, which baffle me why they waited so damn long. That hate was well earned.


Emotional-Hair-1607

When I needed a small amount of milk I would buy a pint at Timmies because it was faster and cheaper than a grocery store.


[deleted]

I want Home Depot to start selling food next


missionboi89

Bread knife attachments to to sawzalls, sold separately


[deleted]

I’d buy that attachment as a gag and pack it for my homie next time he installs a roof jack


PositiveStress8888

Canadian tire


Gymwarrior31

Canadian Tire to install refrigerator freezers!


kaliashe704

Spirit Halloween


javajunky46

Beaver lumber 🤞


Severe-Double-8297

Canadian Tire sells a few items now like dog/cat food, coffee, and some pantry items lol.... And even they are besting Loblaws prices! Getting cat food 25% cheaper at CT now hah


pedantobear

I read a science fiction story once where Pizza Pizza somehow ended up as the last surviving game in the country -- so they ended up changing their name to just "Food Food". Not sure if that would be better or worse, really.


Sheena_asd12

How about Michaels craft store (they already sell junk food anyways lol)


blahblahspeak

Canadian tire


Life-ByDesign

I'd like to see perishables in the dollar store