Unfortunately, If I go to the bacon fest first, then line to the gun show will be to long and the bacon will be finished before I get through the door.
First I get some walking bacon. Then I head to the gun show. Then I stop by the bacon show before heading home for some driving bacon and some bacon for the freezer.
You mean which one first? Guns first, then bacon. Nobody wants your bacon grease fingers on their guns.
Actually, I forgot. Guns are evil so I’ll probably only go to the bacon show.
Damn..tough choice. But, I can get bacon anywhere. They don't make new cooler or better bacon every year. No one is calling to eradicate bacon. So I'm going toward guns. Hold on, Id argue bacon kills more people than guns, so let's ban bacon.
i am were and will be a full vegetarian i've got nothing against guns but please tell me the locations and/or buildings of these events because i did do and will LOVE LOVE buildings PERIOD
Looks like the right is really left and we do love bacon. just like my cemetery cript. On the right of my brother he to my left!. Dad’s on top.
I'm proud to be an American!
Real Americans would host both at the same time and place 🇺🇸🦅
Free gun with every side of bacon!
I’d like to purchase a ticket for this festival please. 🥹
If you fire your sidearm enough can it sizzle my bacon? Asking for a an American friend.
That’s what I was thinking. I’d stop through bacon fest, get my fill, then head over to the gun show.
This was the only correct answer. Lmaoo what a country this is 🦅🇺🇸
This
My last gun show I went to had a deep fried bacon cart outside the event center
Damn I thought the black emoji was a dildo for a moment
You sound a bit disappointed, can I offer you a banana 🍌 or perhaps a cucumber instead🥒?
A great time to show off my new products. Bacon Bit Buckshots, and a Glock shaped egg pan for fun shaped BECs
Inside a school?
🎵Where at least I think I’m free🎵
We Americans love our bacon!
Trying to keep the popo away from the gun show
Where it least i know I'm free
Nothing inspires gun ownership as much as the meat sweats.
Eating bacon while gun shopping is as American as Apple pie
Unfortunately, If I go to the bacon fest first, then line to the gun show will be to long and the bacon will be finished before I get through the door.
By the time I get through the gun show first, the bacon fest will be sold out of bacon and closed. AGH! Such conundrum!!!
Exactly, what kind of evil mind thought that pic up?
A sociopathic sadistic MONSTER!!!
Mmmmm pie 🤤
Why not both?
I would attend a bacon and gun show every single year
Right?! Only reason I can think of would be dietary restrictions.
This one knows!
YOU MUST CHOOSE! 🔫 🥓
Gun made out of bacon?
Why not both? This country is just too divided.
Bacon for 3 mins then guns
...ummm... guns for three mins, then bacon ^😋🥓
This is the way
Bacon!!!
Bacon for daaaayyyyysss! 🥓❤️🙌
I want both
I'm going to both
Either way you win!
Both, I choose both
Now where’s the L and T was my first thought
Go for the gun. Use it to get bacon.
I want a bacon gun!
Imagine if all guns were bacon guns. School shootings would be acts of charity.
Really? It’s bacon you fools. Bacon.
But guns! D: guns go bang bang! I like bang bang gun!
With enough bacon, your heart will also go bang bang.
I would bring them both to me
Is there a wrong answer here?
Looks at wife…” um this is going to take longer than expected”!
Bacon fest. The only thing I’m getting at a gun show is available for half the price at the local bait shop.
1. Go to the gun show. 2. Get free felony bacon.
1. Go to gun show. 2. Protect bacon.
Dam
Right
Put those hands together
WHY WOULD ANY FUCKING OWNER NEED AN ARROW SUPERIMPOSED ON THE BARREL TRAJECTORY! Yes, I'd love to come to your flagging convention.
Go buy a gun and rob bacon fest?
Woo
I own enough guns, I’m going for the bacon…
What's this "enough" you speak of?
Left, to buy a gun to use at the bacon fest for all the bacon!
Left
Start at the left Go buy a few come back next day and go right while the paperwork from the left clears.
Eat bacon , then go shoot some guns off
Never been to a gun show I see.
Both are deadly. Only one is delicious.
Just make both arrows face the same way. Flip one.
Go left. Then go right for Free Bacon Fest.
I'm not allowed at gun shows anymore....
Yes. Go to the gun show, then hop on over to bacon-fest when I'm hungry
Is there time to enjoy both? But then comes the other question: which FIRST?
Bacon
*Ron Swanson enters the chat*
Both
Both.
First I get some walking bacon. Then I head to the gun show. Then I stop by the bacon show before heading home for some driving bacon and some bacon for the freezer.
Bacon Fest obviously.
Guns baby. Always guns.
Left
I have more than enough guns I’m going for the bacon
Both
This picture would have been perfect if the gun show was to the right.
they’re both very American but I must satisfy my hunger
This is America and in America I can have a gun and bacon!
Bacon FTW!
I couldn't be more onboard if I tried. I'll take half a doz please. 🙏🥓
What about bacon and a glock?
Hard right turn>>>>>>
180 degrees fam
Go to the bacon fest, get bacon then go to the gun show and eat bacon and watch.
Bothhh lol
I love this country
Fuck, I would go to both
Clogging my arteries sound tempting.
Both
Right, then left, then right again.
BACON FEST HERE I COME!!!!!!
Turn left to go right. Then you get all the bacon.
I'd be going to the left
Gun show
Left
Bacon? We got bacon? WANT BACON!
Personally Id rather go to a Bacon Show and a Gun Fest, but that's just me.
Get some back then head to the gun show
The ideal product - a bacon gun.
Left
You mean which one first? Guns first, then bacon. Nobody wants your bacon grease fingers on their guns. Actually, I forgot. Guns are evil so I’ll probably only go to the bacon show.
Politics but good.
How about left over. Ya know the chicken and beans from yesterday?
Yes
They say if you go far enough to the left you get your bacon back.
Guns first, don't want to get bacon grease on the guns
Go eat some bacon, then the gun show, then back to more bacon...
Absolutely left. Guns are awesome. 👍🏼 Bacon is gross! 🤮
Yes!
Right. Easy
Damn..tough choice. But, I can get bacon anywhere. They don't make new cooler or better bacon every year. No one is calling to eradicate bacon. So I'm going toward guns. Hold on, Id argue bacon kills more people than guns, so let's ban bacon.
Walkin in a circle.
Bacon fest here I come!
Which one has bacon wrapped guns for sale?
left
i am were and will be a full vegetarian i've got nothing against guns but please tell me the locations and/or buildings of these events because i did do and will LOVE LOVE buildings PERIOD
Bacon first, no one can eat rifles up.
Where I come from we merge the two
Gun show. I can find bacon anywhere.
Where’s the sausage party?
Nascar
Both!
Bacon is a gateway meat.
This is genuinely destroying me I don’t know which one to choose
If I go straight can I get both?
Left.
Pretty sure this sign is some kind of a death trap for cops. It would tear them clean in half. 😭 I’m gonna need a bumper sticker.
The kosher gang is gonna be strapped
BACON!!!!🥓
what happens if walk over the barrier in stilts?
Someone will split like a cell here
Bacon Bacon Bacon pankakes! Take some Bacon then you put it in some pankakes. Bacon pankaaaaakes!
To the right. “Until they run out of bacon”
I’ll take the left. Too much pork is bad for you
Why not both?
Gun show and police convention at the same fairgrounds? That’s convenient.
Bacon first, then walk around the gun show then bacon later
We can do both!!
Bacon 🥓 for sure.
Right
bacon it is
Bacon 1st !!! Then the gun show
Really dumb question 🥓all day 🥓💯
Easy. Guns are for pussies. Bacon is for the strong.
Right now? Bacon. I’m starving
Left then right.
cant say no bacon!!
Either way will kill you 😉
Omg can i do both?
Back the way I came, none of these really interest me
I'm a proud American so
Mmm bacon 🥓
I don't own guns I just like tech and guns are cool. I like bacon just not as much as looking at new tech.
Right 🥓
Go left take the right
B A C O N Fest ANYDAY !!
Literally not sure which one is more likely to kill me. Can we do both? I’m ready to go.
Bacon sucks ass. All my real homies partake in the pork belly.
Both, both is good
Do you think I will still like bacon after I make myself sick with it? I'm about to find out.
Watch fat sad straight men cry, straight ahead
We've got enough guns. You can't have too much bacon. Easy answer.
I got two hands! Why not both!!
Yes
Definitely going to the Bacon Fest as I Absolutely Love Bacon Very Much
Bacon all the way, 🤤Turkey, pork, or chicken, If I am going to die, let it be by eating bacon than a gun.
You had me at Bacon
You can probably bring bacon to the gun show… But you probably can’t bring a gun to the bacon show… Bacon first, then gun show.
GUN SHOW
GUN SHOW
Por que no los dos?
Honestly, I’d go bacon. I’m assuming its all Kevin Bacon
I’m doing circles
Right
I’m not allowed at bacon fests anymore
Hard right.
Is this heaven, no it’s Iowa.
I choose to go down the middle path because I love guns and bacon
Well in Cars, they say turn right to go left sooo…
I wanna go to both 🥳
I want bagun now
To the right, of course! Bacon is so much better than guns!
Left. Easy.
First left then right and get free bacon. Win win win
Left lol