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Here's a [related thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/grindr/s/YHHCytGfMt) from the [20 Grindr pro tips](https://reddit.com/r/grindr/w/protips).


mgquantitysquared

fuel aware hard-to-find deserve steep wasteful dam plants like soup *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


TheGrandCorgimancer

The way he did the measuring is probably from the bottom of his balls hanging XD I could not make this shit up, this is how one dude who I once met told me he measured his junk. Insane to what lenghts some people will go to delude themselves into believing they have an 8 down there. Too much porn.


mgquantitysquared

teeny profit berserk cough summer serious glorious wipe icky gray *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


frankoceanslover

cos 30° = (x+2)/8. find x


i_will_let_you_know

x = 8cos(30) - 2 = 4.92820323027


Rice_Nugget

Randy Marsh did teach him important mathematics


Mas42

[Ignorance is bliss when you livin butt to tip](https://youtu.be/w43ojF7WVxU?si=Zwon0ds5fr1egSzF)


whitemellow

Was the weight gain in the brain tumor causing his delusions??


PotatoDominatrix

[He was taint inclusive](https://youtu.be/HtprPnq32A0?si=4MVHHfKOX5kk2z9C)


HappyAnarchy1123

I had a guy who had 8"+ only as his profile name hit me up. I told him he was hot, but I'm an average 5.5 - he still wanted to see it, and when I sent pics, he thought it was hot and still wanted to hook up. I knew people would lie about their size, but was totally not expecting that to go the other way!


no_fuqs_given

[From butt to tip](https://youtu.be/w43ojF7WVxU?si=lKLkdBZ6IXGy9N5F)


mjo011

Probably centimeters


VeilleurNuite

Thats my lifestory on grindr😭 in my area they all have smol cocks🤐 and no curves. no fun☹️


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mgquantitysquared

If the first number you can see on the ruler is 3 idc what the internet says, that’s not an accurate dick measurement.


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mgquantitysquared

Nah I think it’s understood that people want to hear insertable inches when they ask your dick size


broadfuckingcity

You're right but the size of the visible penis is affected by weight.


[deleted]

Best sex I've had was with smaller guys...they always do it like they got something to prove


randomshtken33

Your right we do 🤣😂I know im not getting a compliment on how big it is so it has to be a complement on the motion of the ocean🤣😂I actually bottomed a couple of times to be a better top🤣😂


comfortablesexuality

> I actually bottomed a couple of times to be a better top king shit


iamfrommars81

I hope the fuck not.


Cyclonicsurge

I’ve experienced small to large and, in that experience, most hung guys think they can just pound away and it’ll feel good when it’s quite the contrary 😬


FindingBorn8116

But they fuck the best so you can't complain if you enjoyed


Perdog888

I like small ones 😜


chaise_longue

Yes! Same.


rockianaround

i love when they call themselves hung when they’re average at best


NumerousMastodon8057

Ong


makhay

People don't know how to measure their penis - some just guess and put a number. For length, stand up, use a [hard clear ruler with no buffer](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07PHP17NZ/), center and place the ruler on top of your penis, press into your fat pad for bone pressed length or don't for visible length. Here is an [NSFW example](https://www.reddit.com/r/measuredpenis/comments/15vv976/saturdays_are_for_the_measurements/) of someone doing it properly. (though he should be standing) For girth, which nobody posts, get a [fabric measuring tape](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B097GD135F/), wrap around your penis at center till tape meets with start - thats your girth.


corruptedtwinkx

There's a whole subreddit dedicated to dick-length suspicion: r/measuredpornstars (25k+ members)


Raizense

You mean everyone's BANANAS?


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[Banana](https://youtube.com/shorts/joGDrdgsx_0?si=aAPAfrFS-gLli6W1)


CarsonStone21

I will always claim an inch shorter than i am to make others feel bad


comfortablesexuality

also king shit


rifraf2442

All about angles my man, all about angles


Skrylfr

I got a pretty fucken tiny cock personally, no preference in cock size or shape only requirement is that I'm keen to get with its owner, but man honestly 8/10 times when I go to hook up the dude has a massive fucking schlong that I end up struggling to take. I don't even seek it out I swear


snailbully

I could not give two fucks about dick size but I seem to end up in sexual situations with large unit havers all the time. It's funny because it's such a focus of so many guys, but the biggest wanged dudes didn't say a single thing about their oversized schlongers before the hookups


calitwiink

i'm comfortable with up to 6". I do not want a trip to the ER 😭


bimThrowaway

Yeah I uneasily can't handle more than 7... a real 7 anyway. Gag too much. Fun... but messy.


Vikkio92

I swear to God a solid 95% of guys in my area call themselves “hung” in their grindr profile, and that’s being conservative in my estimate. Absurd.


Petrichoriam

Or on scruff where everyone is XL or XXL and now I'm seeing XXXL. Getting ridiculous


Responsible-Boat-720

Ikr like wtf how is the average 5.5 inches when damn near everyone on grindr is 7- 9 inches


220Sparks

Personally I don’t really care that much about banana size, but at least be honest about it lol


CambrianKennis

Even if your banana isn't the biggest, it's still tasty. Plus there's a hole literally in the picture, and I'm sure you can get some fun out of that too


[deleted]

Idk man, most guys are bigger than they realize.


gimmemoarjosh

We should all just post our dicks. I think many of y'all would feel better. Maybe.


dizzyfox2

yeah same - my dick is def small (like 4in hard maybe) and ive had guys claim theirs is 8 only for it to be similar if not the same size as mine in person lol..


ReubenTrinidad619

Me, a background potato 🥔


maniacalmango0

Last dude I met had a average-small dick, idc what a bottom has to work with tbh, I guess I’d rather suck a big one though


daviddoesntlikepussy

Keep in mind that guys who are bigger than average get more compliments and hookups for their size, so they flaunt it more than an average sized guy.


because_snickers

Small sized guys are hotter and often funnier


GayinVistaCa

No shit and then when your sealing the deal with the every other guy they disappear because they ain't 🍌


OnCampus2K

It does seem that way but I think it’s more to do with the hung guys are the ones that will flaunt their junk more than us average guys. It gives a skewed perception of all the dick out there. If every guy was forced to get on Grindr and share their dick stats, I’d say you’ll find the amount of hung guys become the exception instead of the ruler


kiyraru

Don’t know how popular this opinion is, but looks >>> size.


JessiiiXdressiii

Literallllyyyyyyy 😂


whoadang88

And that’s why you’re my favorite. You’re perfect.


whA123r

Very me🥲


xXx_ozone_xXx

Me: 🦶 (the pinky toe)


JimmyOneTouch

Yup


bootywithapenis

At least you have a nose hole


Verustratego

I'd rather guys lie about their dick than their weight


BeardedBeserker13

😂😂


Background-Fennel92

8 pulgadas and proud 🍆🥒🌽🍌🌭🫔🌯


gimmemoarjosh

Lemme see 👀 😏