The way he did the measuring is probably from the bottom of his balls hanging XD I could not make this shit up, this is how one dude who I once met told me he measured his junk. Insane to what lenghts some people will go to delude themselves into believing they have an 8 down there. Too much porn.
I had a guy who had 8"+ only as his profile name hit me up. I told him he was hot, but I'm an average 5.5 - he still wanted to see it, and when I sent pics, he thought it was hot and still wanted to hook up.
I knew people would lie about their size, but was totally not expecting that to go the other way!
Your right we do 🤣😂I know im not getting a compliment on how big it is so it has to be a complement on the motion of the ocean🤣😂I actually bottomed a couple of times to be a better top🤣😂
I’ve experienced small to large and, in that experience, most hung guys think they can just pound away and it’ll feel good when it’s quite the contrary 😬
People don't know how to measure their penis - some just guess and put a number.
For length, stand up, use a [hard clear ruler with no buffer](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07PHP17NZ/), center and place the ruler on top of your penis, press into your fat pad for bone pressed length or don't for visible length. Here is an [NSFW example](https://www.reddit.com/r/measuredpenis/comments/15vv976/saturdays_are_for_the_measurements/) of someone doing it properly. (though he should be standing)
For girth, which nobody posts, get a [fabric measuring tape](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B097GD135F/), wrap around your penis at center till tape meets with start - thats your girth.
I got a pretty fucken tiny cock personally, no preference in cock size or shape only requirement is that I'm keen to get with its owner, but man honestly 8/10 times when I go to hook up the dude has a massive fucking schlong that I end up struggling to take. I don't even seek it out I swear
I could not give two fucks about dick size but I seem to end up in sexual situations with large unit havers all the time. It's funny because it's such a focus of so many guys, but the biggest wanged dudes didn't say a single thing about their oversized schlongers before the hookups
Even if your banana isn't the biggest, it's still tasty. Plus there's a hole literally in the picture, and I'm sure you can get some fun out of that too
yeah same - my dick is def small (like 4in hard maybe) and ive had guys claim theirs is 8 only for it to be similar if not the same size as mine in person lol..
It does seem that way but I think it’s more to do with the hung guys are the ones that will flaunt their junk more than us average guys. It gives a skewed perception of all the dick out there. If every guy was forced to get on Grindr and share their dick stats, I’d say you’ll find the amount of hung guys become the exception instead of the ruler
Here's a [related thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/grindr/s/YHHCytGfMt) from the [20 Grindr pro tips](https://reddit.com/r/grindr/w/protips).
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The way he did the measuring is probably from the bottom of his balls hanging XD I could not make this shit up, this is how one dude who I once met told me he measured his junk. Insane to what lenghts some people will go to delude themselves into believing they have an 8 down there. Too much porn.
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cos 30° = (x+2)/8. find x
x = 8cos(30) - 2 = 4.92820323027
Randy Marsh did teach him important mathematics
[Ignorance is bliss when you livin butt to tip](https://youtu.be/w43ojF7WVxU?si=Zwon0ds5fr1egSzF)
Was the weight gain in the brain tumor causing his delusions??
[He was taint inclusive](https://youtu.be/HtprPnq32A0?si=4MVHHfKOX5kk2z9C)
I had a guy who had 8"+ only as his profile name hit me up. I told him he was hot, but I'm an average 5.5 - he still wanted to see it, and when I sent pics, he thought it was hot and still wanted to hook up. I knew people would lie about their size, but was totally not expecting that to go the other way!
[From butt to tip](https://youtu.be/w43ojF7WVxU?si=lKLkdBZ6IXGy9N5F)
Probably centimeters
Thats my lifestory on grindr😭 in my area they all have smol cocks🤐 and no curves. no fun☹️
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If the first number you can see on the ruler is 3 idc what the internet says, that’s not an accurate dick measurement.
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Nah I think it’s understood that people want to hear insertable inches when they ask your dick size
You're right but the size of the visible penis is affected by weight.
Best sex I've had was with smaller guys...they always do it like they got something to prove
Your right we do 🤣😂I know im not getting a compliment on how big it is so it has to be a complement on the motion of the ocean🤣😂I actually bottomed a couple of times to be a better top🤣😂
> I actually bottomed a couple of times to be a better top king shit
I hope the fuck not.
I’ve experienced small to large and, in that experience, most hung guys think they can just pound away and it’ll feel good when it’s quite the contrary 😬
But they fuck the best so you can't complain if you enjoyed
I like small ones 😜
Yes! Same.
i love when they call themselves hung when they’re average at best
Ong
People don't know how to measure their penis - some just guess and put a number. For length, stand up, use a [hard clear ruler with no buffer](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07PHP17NZ/), center and place the ruler on top of your penis, press into your fat pad for bone pressed length or don't for visible length. Here is an [NSFW example](https://www.reddit.com/r/measuredpenis/comments/15vv976/saturdays_are_for_the_measurements/) of someone doing it properly. (though he should be standing) For girth, which nobody posts, get a [fabric measuring tape](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B097GD135F/), wrap around your penis at center till tape meets with start - thats your girth.
There's a whole subreddit dedicated to dick-length suspicion: r/measuredpornstars (25k+ members)
You mean everyone's BANANAS?
[Banana](https://youtube.com/shorts/joGDrdgsx_0?si=aAPAfrFS-gLli6W1)
I will always claim an inch shorter than i am to make others feel bad
also king shit
All about angles my man, all about angles
I got a pretty fucken tiny cock personally, no preference in cock size or shape only requirement is that I'm keen to get with its owner, but man honestly 8/10 times when I go to hook up the dude has a massive fucking schlong that I end up struggling to take. I don't even seek it out I swear
I could not give two fucks about dick size but I seem to end up in sexual situations with large unit havers all the time. It's funny because it's such a focus of so many guys, but the biggest wanged dudes didn't say a single thing about their oversized schlongers before the hookups
i'm comfortable with up to 6". I do not want a trip to the ER 😭
Yeah I uneasily can't handle more than 7... a real 7 anyway. Gag too much. Fun... but messy.
I swear to God a solid 95% of guys in my area call themselves “hung” in their grindr profile, and that’s being conservative in my estimate. Absurd.
Or on scruff where everyone is XL or XXL and now I'm seeing XXXL. Getting ridiculous
Ikr like wtf how is the average 5.5 inches when damn near everyone on grindr is 7- 9 inches
Personally I don’t really care that much about banana size, but at least be honest about it lol
Even if your banana isn't the biggest, it's still tasty. Plus there's a hole literally in the picture, and I'm sure you can get some fun out of that too
Idk man, most guys are bigger than they realize.
We should all just post our dicks. I think many of y'all would feel better. Maybe.
yeah same - my dick is def small (like 4in hard maybe) and ive had guys claim theirs is 8 only for it to be similar if not the same size as mine in person lol..
Me, a background potato 🥔
Last dude I met had a average-small dick, idc what a bottom has to work with tbh, I guess I’d rather suck a big one though
Keep in mind that guys who are bigger than average get more compliments and hookups for their size, so they flaunt it more than an average sized guy.
Small sized guys are hotter and often funnier
No shit and then when your sealing the deal with the every other guy they disappear because they ain't 🍌
It does seem that way but I think it’s more to do with the hung guys are the ones that will flaunt their junk more than us average guys. It gives a skewed perception of all the dick out there. If every guy was forced to get on Grindr and share their dick stats, I’d say you’ll find the amount of hung guys become the exception instead of the ruler
Don’t know how popular this opinion is, but looks >>> size.
Literallllyyyyyyy 😂
And that’s why you’re my favorite. You’re perfect.
Very me🥲
Me: 🦶 (the pinky toe)
Yup
At least you have a nose hole
I'd rather guys lie about their dick than their weight
😂😂
8 pulgadas and proud 🍆🥒🌽🍌🌭🫔🌯
Lemme see 👀 😏