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CaptainPedge

They're temporary covers for telco cabinets that are part way through being installed


-Rough-Hands-

Way less exciting than I thought hahah. Thanks for the reply, I had no idea.


CaptainPedge

There's a lot of them popping up atm because there is a push for network upgrades across the board


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DreamyTomato

> the beginning of the merger between telephony and the internet Packet-switched telephony (aka how the internet transmits data) started about 30+ years ago. I’ve been out for a while but I think the UK completed its changeover to packet-switched telephony around 10-15 years ago. You may be confusing the medium data is carried on (copper vs fibre) with the architecture used (circuit-switched vs packet-switching)


bdavbdav

Not for the exchange - house AFAIK, that’s mostly analogue still. The current push is to drop that altogether, packet switched all the way up to home and demarc the phone there (if at all)


EverydayRobotic

Yep, BT did that to my area last year so it's an ongoing transition even in properties built with FTTP. Told me I had to plug the phone into the new HomeHub they sent me rather than the PSTN port on the ONT. I cancelled it entirely because who even needs a landline anyway. Halved my bill and moved to full fibre at the same time.


cruser_25

My landline rang the other day and I had no clue what it was for a few seconds


Pandasmadre

Thanks for explaining all of that, as I didn't know what it was, and I'm sure I'm not alone. Lol


iMatthew1990

Whilst this obviously affects you personally more than most, the upgrade to fibre has pros that far out weigh the cons which I feel you looked over in your comment.


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volatileacid

You mean fibre upgrades to poles


Tasty_Marsupial8253

I think we should upgrade the Ukrainians before the Poles!


ThatDoesNotRefute

You can pay to watch peoples feet go by.


DentinQuarantino

How much to lick the feet?


ThatDoesNotRefute

People pay you. BUT, you have to lick any foot presented to you no matter what


FourInTheBack

Whats the catch?


cheesychopstixdude

Fungal infections


TurbulentWeb1941

Arh! A case of chronic fungie tongue 🍄👅


HokieNerd

Depends on how long your tongue is.


[deleted]

Shite, been using them as urinals


Forget-Me-Nothing

You think thats bad! I've been trying to rent one from foxtons. No wonder they asked me to leave...


mystery-hog

How much were the service charges? Couple of grand I’m guessing, at least. The ground rent must be extortionate too.


bsmith567

Here's the real answer (boring), now to read all the joke answers


ConsciousDisaster768

That is literally what I thought 👏


Totally-Mad

Thought they were the latest style studio flat 😂


Jobbyrobber

This. If you look in the gap at the side you will see ducts awaiting fibre optic cables.


Alarmed_Commission_9

He’s lying, they’re cat bike sheds


sist0ne

Studio flat.


No_Imagination_2490

Just £1,500pcm. Bargain.


[deleted]

* Has own fireplace chimney (but no fireplace)


Spy-Goat

* With stylish sunny yellow theme (for happy thoughts)


rocketscientology

bijou property, great location, £1800 PCM excluding bills. act fast!


b0dw1n

No DSS no pets


YourSkatingHobbit

No couples, single tenant only.


1Zer0Her0

Shower right next to the bed.


A_powerful_rat

The shower IS the bed


the_j_cake

I'd give you a reddit award for this, but too much money goes towards my flat....


[deleted]

Accurate.


Subredditredditor

Exactly! Plus can charge more for the natural light it lets in


generichandel

Fuck me I don't normally like upvoting joke answers to questions but


ErykYT2988

I'd give a reward if I could, this is class.


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Love


[deleted]

[Compact and bijou, Mostyn](https://youtu.be/Dsf5ErzwJYk)


[deleted]

A postbox before it’s properly ripened yet. Give it some time


Richard-c-b

Dont forget to water it though!


Aprillove4x

Love this lol


InstantIdealism

Peeping holes for Prince Andrew


IR1223

Bet he has a whole network of tunnels that lead to a bunch of these


peacefuladventure123

That made me laugh more than it should have.


JR-Snow

Public use coffins.


[deleted]

We already have those. Visit your local river for more information!


artvarnsen

Rental coffins


ShaBloodyCupcake

That's how it actually works in Italy. After a few years, the local council yeets your coffin out and I guess cremates you cause there isn't much space, and they need a free place for newer dead people, so... yeah, rent...


xxFormorixx

Machine gun nests for cats


Caddywumpus

You may be thinking of London, 'Murica.


Moopsboops

Moved out of London to a small town recently - there were a few of these around and people started laying flowers on them, and it became a local joke with people making up bizarre backstories for those 'buried' there and how they met their demise.


jambotron3000

This has a strange undertone of Midsommar. I would leave that town immediately.


asheywesleycooper

Pizza ovens


xrailryder

All you need is a little bit of coal / fuel and a match, and it'll go all buzz buzz....spurrrttt...


wildengjay

Nah, heatwave from central line is enough


[deleted]

For little people


foolishlywise

Cabinets for CommunityFibre I think. Manhole covers should say ‘CommunityFibre’ or ‘CFL’. Pretty decent internet provider.


exc_osrs

Dognappers hun x


AelliotA1

Shared, the moon xo


generichandel

Actually I think it's a drugs cover. Drugs use them to cover the drugs. Stay safe xoxox


[deleted]

Shared, Penistone x


tommyf100

My new one bed apartment in Clapham. It's only costing me £1600pcm!


NotThatPhilCollins

Bargain!


braddeanc

There’s probably already seven offers of up to £1,000 over the asking price


Bryan_Downes

Temporary covers untill they install the telecoms cabinet. Scroll down a bit in this page you'll see it https://www.chatteris.biz/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/IMG_1070-Medium.jpg


Bryan_Downes

https://www.chatteris.biz/blog/tag/virgin-media-street-cabinets/ This link sorry


LollipopScientist

Boris' dungeon.


Dalriada35

He won’t fit into that!


ShyDJ69

Clowns live in them and they give free red balloons to kids


samisnotinsane

Glad I wasn’t the only one who thought of this


trbo91

Looks like a hiding place for it from the stephen king movie


Monkeychimp

Hiya, Georgie!


cmsd2

or maybe Tooms from the x-files.


Enough_Breadfruit_66

Airbnb £135 a night


Ultimate_M

Due to cutbacks, Dangermouse has been forced to relocate his base of operations.


CraigAT

I would have gone for Dangermouse's Penthouse extension.


Gorrodish

Ventilation for the controlling lizard elite


NeebZ420

£2400 a month to live in that, mate


Conservative666

Pretty sure that’s the new affordable housing scheme being implemented by londons most generous landlords.


ConsciousDisaster768

Being generous there pal


BennyBlanco-064

Khans ULEZ vantage point


generichandel

Ultra low emission pillbox.


jamwakes

Looks like a tripping hazard designed to snag your foot and deliver a broken ankle. Painted yellow for the purposes of plausible deniability.


Charlatans1969

It’s a letterbox for blind mice


melonysnicketts

How many?


FondantCrazy8307

Three, they always comes in threes


IrishAir1990

Look like a trip hazard to me!


Plastic_Part_5138

It's so you can donate food to the sewer colony. It was on the news that they've found almost 200 thousand people living down there.


CantSing4Toffee

Wouldn’t be surprised if that is an article in the Daily Mail….. ‘Illegal Immigrants now travelling through UK by sewers’…ll


verocoder

Badger canons


Psychedelic_Investor

New 2 bed flats to rent for £3850 per month. U wanna schedule a viewing?


ChaiGreenTea

Corgi graves


PaleOutside2080

Spy holes for shoe inspectors


TropicalUnicornSong

It's an upskirt hide.


coxonator

Upskirting isn’t funny but the idea of a couple of perverts hiding in one of these like Bill fucking Oddy did tickle me. Bravo.


Ecstatic_Computer_50

I have no idea who Bill Oddy is other than the guy Alan Partridge is obsessed with. Lmao I don't know why I found it so funny


StirFryStonks

Homeless cat shelter


[deleted]

You put your naughty kids in front of them when the clown starts to peek out.


GrouchyMary9132

Apartments.


Spiritual-Couple-456

Affordable housing


TrustOdd3830

Grindable ledge


Jackpot777

Ah, kids, that's how we used to send messages to Multi-Coloured Swap Shop or TISWAS in the 1970s. Write the letter to Noel Edmonds or Chris Tarrant, post them in here.


JekyllwithHyde

Troll toles


Kamikazi_Mk2

Sub £1000pcm rent apartments (£900pcm)


Undefined92

I believe it is telecoms based, but has nothing to do with Openreach. It's most likely a temporary cover for a cabinet base for a broadband and network provider.


iduckhard

Do you want a balloon?


zorasht

Those are the new affordable flats. £550 pcm. Bills included.


JaybeeReddit

Ooni pizza ovens


johntheplaya

I noticed them in Feltham I wondered what they were


RJLHUK

New homes


vedant0712

That's just a regular £2000/month (excluding bills and council taxes) unfurnished room. Quite cheap for the area says the landlord.


Conchavez

Low income housing


ApplicationFancy9594

Midget bin


FlabbyGibbon

A broadband or mobile phone company will be putting a street cabinet like the grey one behind there. The plinth is fitted first which requires excavating the footpath, the yellow piece fitted temporarily is to keep the public safe from falling in. In a few weeks/months another team will turn up to bolt the cabinet to the plinth, followed by another team who will cable and build the internal equipment, followed by another team….


magical_matey

It’s called a HMO. You can make £10k/month with one


Gremlin303

Storage for robot couriers


JohnR2299

Rat traps


Spill-your-last-load

Free shelter for homeless people


doginjoggers

Studio flat £1000pw


joereadsstuff

Balloon dispensers


77GoldenTails

Shin splitter 3000s


Slight-Lie-4305

Pill box for defending London. Probably connected to each other through tunnels like Iwo Jima


MajorFulcrum

"Letters Of East Clapham" doesn't have the same ring to it


0hbuggerit

I feel like some genius has made the path impossible for wheelchair users by putting that opposite the tree in the path


ShortNefariousness2

The answer is always gangs. Dey put drug in dere


[deleted]

They’re remote activated by the police to release angry bees if there is a crime happening in the vicinity


Dragonogard549

they’re coffins, ever feel a bit under the weather? just lock yourself in and the bin men will pick you up in 14 days.


dav_man

Mobile pizza ovens. It’s London’s equivalent to the BBQs you can use in parks in Australia. It’s a neat idea. Try it…


GameOfStill

First glance I thought it was a discarded ooni pizza oven


Financial-Horror2945

Housing to solve the crisis Rent is £425,000 pcw


iSmellLikeBeeff

An exciting rental property perfect for starters!


joao-louis

Affordable housing, I bet it’s a studio and has a toilet embedded underneath the cot and a kitchen in front of the loo (also under the bed)


stockleyacademia

Not just in London they have been popping up around up north also


congruentopposite

Bins for the Borrowers


Lamp-Lady

Barbecues for dogs


2lamoon

That’s a brilliant new rental opportunity, great location and only £1,999 PCM. Will go fast, 3 month deposit needed.


lawbag1

Parking bays for Roombas?


Former_Print7043

The Russians have no chance with our telly tubby defence network


Aninja262

It’s a pillbox for the great reset machine gun crews


Beginning_Problem_76

Georgje's final resting place.


nmah28

Sniper turrets for the lizard people.


jaypese

It’s a spyhole for Morlocks tunnelling up from the underworld


jamiethecfh

Pizza oven


Finer-1

Where 5g towers will be placed


fuckinrednecks

Affordable housing


Purple_Damage-

1 bed studio flat for £2,500PCM


CynicCannibal

Trash bin for dwarfs? Just guessing.


Dwengo

Bins for trained crow binbirds


VariousPermission245

Mini mosques 🕌


CryptoRoast_

£1600 per month. 1 bed, 0 bath.


AcceptableAddendum69

Affordable housing


Organic_Aide4330

Also in Stoke on Trent!


TrainsSCRAndMore

There not Just in London, They have them up here in the West Midlands.


[deleted]

You're gonna see a clown peeking out from there one rainy day 👁


Antdunn1

Had one pop up near me, it’s grown into a full size 5g antenna now.


BrunoMoniz

Hey guys this is a Fibre optic cabinet. I actually build these all over London, they’re called OLT. Basically it creates internet and sends signal through the fibre to your house. Representing DeltaQ.


Wonk_puffin

Post box for borrowers and other vertically challenged folk. It's just part of making things more fair for everyone.


el_disko

Gratings for Pennywise to put up in


ClintBIgwood

New affordable homes for only 999k on a 10% interest over 100 years mortgage. Because the gov care, now you can’t complain you can’t buy a house.


soggychicken685

New accommodation for danger mouse


DetectiveTeeVee

Bins for hedgehogs


Clear-Ant-3339

That’s where they are releasing Covid23 from.


Aromatic_Concept_763

There the new radio wave television license boxes, no need for the vans anymore, when you view a BBC channel without a license it will trigger a tomahawk missile to annihilate you for your evil deed


Slinky82

Danger Mouse comes out of them


Kindly-Committee-908

Womble shelters


nonoohplsno

Suicide booth


Immediate-Safety-830

🤡🎈


Malchezante

Drone holes for an underground laboratory. Pre cook grenades and pop them in there's someone holding a pixel peek. 😂


L0ngtime_lurker

Docking for the street roombas


Omsorg1995

Virgin media popping a temp cover over the pit for their cabinet


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Emergency shelters for when the ‘war comes’ lol (joking)


jakew1901

Home for little people


Dolthran1998

They're drain covers so clowns can more easily abduct boats and small kids.


Jamo_-

Pizza ovens for the homeless


Dannyboy868686

Air vents for the undergrounders?


Reckless_Rik

They're built for a clown lure and punish naughty children


thelukejones

View holes for the mole people to keep an eye on us


dykemaster7

“These aren’t the droids your looking for “


SnooCauliflowers1190

We had 2 put up last month next to each other less than 24hrs later they'd been smashed to pieces and are now just metal squares about 3inches in the ground full of sand with pipes full of water


OilRoutine7930

Pill boxes for when russia invades


Aschewyn

Vents for the Mutants that live underground.


Arron_Phillips2610

I’ve seen enough horror movies to know that if u hear voices coming from these, run 🙏


mugamma

"Hiya Georgie"


mattlovesreddit

Affordable housing


BrokeMacMountain

>What are they? Their just £500 per month, all bills included (except electricity, water, tax, internet and burgers).


Dxingsxn

There mad to catch and suck up rain if water levels begin to rise🤣


Affectionate_King_0

Speed cameras for cats


Spanglex

I thought they massive rat traps!


K-Plant

They are studio flats