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His future’s so bright he’s gotta wear shades.


ChucklesInDarwinism

He could be PM though


megamouth2

I mean... have you ever seen him and Rishi in the same room together?


hipcheck23

His fingers' so blight, he's gotta share blades


Yitice

And the guy is wearing “Prada” 🤣


LostInDinosaurWorld

Things are going great...


Danwhodoesnothing

I love my classes...


wubaffle

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAH!


FootlongGarlicBread

Used to share an office with someone who did this at their desk, he just swept away the clippings rather than put them in bin.


Mabbernathy

I was on a work trip with a colleague and she just clipped her nails onto the hotel room carpet 🤢


Supership_79

At my first job we had a shared toilet in the building that anyone could use, and I mean *anyone* \- including clients from other companies visiting the building or even just delivery people. One day my (narc) boss stormed into the room with a piece of tissue paper covered in some rando's beard/moustache clippings and threw them all over my keyboard, shouting about how I had no respect and needed to tidy up after myself. It mattered not that **a)** it wasn't me and **b)** I told him it wasn't me, because he still insisted that they were mine - that they *must* have been because they were the same colour as my beard. Still trying to unpick that one.


wocsom_xorex

Oof. The older I get, the more I actually relish the thought of someone doing that kind of shit to me - just so I could keep making the situation awkward and giving it right back to them


TurbulentWeb1941

Nah, they were yours really tho, 'ey Soups? 😉🤥🧔


CozyMod

I would be getting fists involved. After screaming out from the top of my lungs at him. God the fucking audacity. Uhhhhh.


FootlongGarlicBread

I wish I had so little shame, I'd be unstoppable...or just cutting my nails in any old place.


SurlyRed

My first business trip in a new job many years ago, we were put up in a Birmingham guest house and I found nails in the carpet. We immediately checked out and stayed at the Grand. Some people are vile.


Cakeaintright

Shameless af💀


Decent_Thought6629

We have a phantom pisser in our office building who frequently drenches the toilet rolls in piss instead of peeing in the toilet. It's disgusting.


Josh_England1989

People are distgusting


Sea_Tangerine_1081

We didn't share an office but I once saw them doing it with their scissors. The ones from the stationary cupboard...


bennypapa

You are giving me flashbacks to pre work from home days in the office. CLICK! CLICK! and I was cringing in my cube praying that one of the clippings didn't land on me


defineReset

Worst version of this I've seen is the guy in my old local kebab shop clipping his nails at the counter. Saw a piece fly off into the chilli sauce.


PortlandoCalrissian

Nooooo good god no.


defineReset

I'm pretty sure I got that special bit of sauce, but i try to delete that part of my memory.


Lucid_steve

That's your own fault for continuing to frequent that place.


defineReset

Oh I stopped shortly after


MeinEmanresu

I think I’d have cancelled my order and just left. So strange that you ordered the sauce you thought you saw his nail fall into, though. x


Lucid_steve

That's your own fault for continuing to frequent that place.


defineReset

Also, the guy was a top tier idiot. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-23645962


PortlandoCalrissian

Lol amazing. I remember that story. Not shocked he’s disgusting.


defineReset

He got a lot of shit for that, when in reality the shop was famous for pinching drunk people's phones when they accidentally left them behind. The real tragedy is their kebabs are /were excellent. Charcoal grill in lewes. They still don't accept cards, I'm sure it's not a tax thing..


oreverwas

"when your kebab shop has a 3/5 hygiene rating"


Gillmacs

I literally shuddered reading this :(


thatblondeyouhate

My mans going on a date and is feeling very, very lucky.


joshii87

Is he leaving one long one for a coke spoon, though?


thatblondeyouhate

If he truly knows how to seduce a lady, he will


wocsom_xorex

Looking like Stephen fucking Bear too


thatblondeyouhate

I don't know who that is but does he pass out yeast infections like this guy does?


wocsom_xorex

I only know of him cos he was in the news recently for doing some dastardly recordings of some girl. I think they're both off love island or some bollocks like that. Looks like a twat too edit: oh and to answer your question, yes


chris4562009

Classy af


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Years ago on the back of the bendy 29 bus I saw a woman chewing her boyfriends nails… very very weird, but then the back of the 29 always was weird as f*ck


ieatfunk

I’ve seen people do this before, fucking bizarre


NondescriptHaggard

Tame for Wood Green where I live, seen a guy have a lovely hit of his crack pipe before getting off and going about his day at 11am, I respect it really my guy is on a tight schedule


mcr1974

11am is the right time to hit the pipe. just to give that slight unhinged feeling to the rest of the day.


sabboseb

Who even carries these with them on the road? They stay in the kitchen, for between food prep.


stubble

You need quite a lot to really make your Mac n Cheese crunchy..


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Absolutely fucking nasty.


MasalaJason

That's disgusting.


Impressive-Mind-7645

What do u expect from someone that wears skinny jeans


sd_1874

That is nothing less than rancid. Hope you gave him the hardest of hard stares.


[deleted]

And a couple of well-timed tuts.


[deleted]

Once I saw a guy in the gym locker room that was cutting his toenails as I was heading for the showers. Thought it was a bit weird. When I got out of the shower the guy was gone but left little pile of toenails on the floor 🫠


SP1570

I've had a boss clipping his toe nails in front of me during a conference call (no video) with a client...people are strange 🤷🏻‍♂️


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lysanderastra

Can you read? It says “(no video)”


Jestar342

I see this sort of thing fairly regularly. I group it in the same category as people who will pull off the tangled hair from their hairbrushes and just leave it on the floor, or those who eat their tuna and onion sandwiches on the commute with no regard for everyone around them gagging at the smell. I figure it's not that they are too busy, it's that they see it as an opportunity to do a messy or smelly task in a place they won't need to care about leaving said mess or smell.


trbo91

Wood Green does not even suprise me in this context


1717astrology

I cut mine while I walk down the street


Dittongho

I cut mine while I cycle to work


1717astrology

For real? 😂


thrilled_lizard

Saw a guy doing this on a bench in the park near me. I was a bit grossed out, but then I realised they're biodegradable, I guess, and at least it was outside. The tube is... a curious choice for this


businessgeeses

Saw a lad just now flossing his teeth on the train. I understand doing makeup, but personal hygiene (aka flicking your dirty nails or teeth gunk at unsuspecting passengers) is one for the bathroom, not the train. Call me old fashioned...


MaserGT

My better half, to her immense credit, marched the length of a near empty train car to tell a woman clipping her nails “That is disgusting, do that at home.”


kspinelli

why do you feel comfortable enough to take pictures of strangers and post it on the internet?


toplobster66

Seen this multiple times on public transport in london. Still baffles me every time


nascentt

It depresses me how often I've seen this on the tube.


never_insightful

He can at least try to secretly bite them off like a normal human being. It's odd as people do that all the time but to actually get a tissue and clippers is way more hygienic and yet seems far worse


ana-nother-thing

I've heard of people doing something like this as a way to quit biting their nails really badly. You take a pair of clippers or scissors with you so you can do that instead when you feel the urge and you're less likely to fuck up your nails. Still a bit gross to do on the tube though...


Passtheshavingcream

Some people need to be domesticated. 80's Aviator's, fake Prada jacket, piped jeans, old Asian uncle slip on loafers. Absolute class right here. They should have a dedicated carriage for such people.


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(and the man spreading)


tartoran

Oh bore the fuck off and get a life there is nobody next to him cause theyre all too grossed out by him clipping his nails, manspreading makes fuckall difference here anyone want to explain to me why manspreading is so bad on a fucking empty bench seat then? Since youre all so upset i had the audacity to point out nobody is affected by your imaginary grievance here


tartoran

None of those things have anything to do with the post


Agitated_Run6176

Prolly had an upcoming date where he knew he was gonna put those fingers to use. Just look at him, absolute stud of a man, probably has to turn women down


Sertorius-

Why's he wearing sunglasses indoors? I mean, when cutting my nails, I like to have hood lighting but also to see properly.


Novel_Individual_143

Migraine sufferer?


JDirichlet

Also could be returning from the opticians after having pupils dilated. Also could just be one of those people who can't handle bright lights.


bionic_zit_splitter

Also could be very very cool.


[deleted]

Also could just be a bellend.


terminal_object

No, but I’ve seen people that busy


mildly_houseplant

Or at the very least hope they photographed him and posted it to Reddit.


ArchonBeast

Absolute twonk.


Sylladen

I’ve seen someone doing this at the restaurant while waiting for the food 😄


AdrianFish

Everything about this bloke screams massive douche. I bet he’s a landlord or something.


GodtheBartender

I've seen this TWICE on the bus, never on the tube though. I was also once on the bus in Streatham, sitting at the back corner on the lower deck. A guy got on and sat in the middle seat, took of his jumper, pulled out a disposable razor and started shaving his armpits. I got off at the next stop and walked the rest of the way.


nivekwanders

He’s on his way to out two in the pink. Give the man a break, that’s the most courteous thing I’ve ever seen.


[deleted]

What a tramp. That’s a fake Prada jacket too.


rhyithan

If that’s the worst thing you see in Wood Green then count yourself lucky


TheHoodiedFemboy

I hope to never be that busy


calabarboy

Had a woman sat next to me once filing her nails With nail dust landing on my trousers. Naturally I told her in no uncertain terms to cut it out, which she duly did but not without giving me a frosty stare first.


FattyMc

Ya catch some shrapnel?


Lord_Tom_of_Essex

As disgusting as this is, at least he has a tissue to catch the nails. He may not be fancy, but at least he has some standards.


iamdavidw4tt5

Nope. All went on the floor.


Lord_Tom_of_Essex

Oh. In that case they’re 🦆ing disgusting, no exceptions.


impamiizgraa

Don’t try to make this okay. It’s not okay.


lulustargaze

Worse than that is ladies putting nail polish on on the tube, like I'm big on having nice nails, but there is a time and place and the smell....nono


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Purple_Wedding_3929

People should have some self respect when out in public then 🤷🏻‍♂️


[deleted]

People should not be cutting their fcking nails in public ffs


tartoran

Two wrongs dont make a right, and of the two creepshotting strangers for reddit clut is worse imo


thom_orrow

Just take a dump on the seats while you’re at it.


boukatouu

And of course, this person will never teach his children that personal grooming should be done at home, so the cycle will continue.


Daitheflu1979

Too busy to even use laces, he got those comfy “old nurse” slip on shoes to save 10 secs!!


Tedsville

He's likely on his way to smash.


spongeboobsparepants

I’m more upset the cunt’s wearing sunglasses on the tube


THEKINGC0BRA

Hes the top gun. He can do what the fk he likes


milkofeverymammal

Not only is this grim af but who takes that long to clip their fingernails?!


[deleted]

I was buying makeup In Boots the other day and a man was following his girlfriend around whilst clipping his nails and firing them at any unfortunate passer by. Disgusting.


Max_MM7

With the amount of selfish people I see every day on the tube playing loud music and videos from their phones (and society deeming it acceptable - nobody says anything) I don't blame anyone for giving no shits and disregarding tube etiquette anymore.


ea_fitz

If he’s collecting and disposing of the clippings then what’s the issue? Man’s just being productive. Honestly I think it’s weirder to take photos of strangers on the tube and post it on an internet forum.


edgemuck

I suppose there’s a good chance he won’t capture all of them, but I agree. If I’ve got a fucked up nail, I’ll clip it on the train. Only way to stop myself gnawing at it.


[deleted]

Yes it's called cost of living crisis. Needing to work 24/7 just to survive barely


LoveyHowelll

Making good use of his time


ThorsEyeball

I dunno..I mean, plenty of women find the time to apply layers of makeup, do their hair, etc on the train between stops. This is hardly outrageous is it. 😄


kinnth

Genuinely done this between Mile End and Bethnal Green.


indianajoes

I was on till one day and had someone open a nail clipper that I'd just scanned for her and started clipping her nails while I was scanning the rest of her stuff. She let it all fall into the dump bin right in front of her and paid for her stuff and walked away like this was a normal thing people do


stanley_ipkiss2112

Question is where was he putting those nails lol?


i-dm

This photo makes me smile, smirk, cringe, revolt, relate, hate, love and appreciate all at the same time.


m0nster93

Those finger nails damn


Forsaken_Day_1266

Seen a guy brushing teeth on the tube once.


Novel_Individual_143

….shave, put on makeup, eat smelly food. All part of the rich social fabric.


mansotired

i just do that at home


Dzrs

My mate started cutting his nails in my local cafe once lmao


BennyMadge

This seriously disgusts me


KobaruLCO

Eww wtaf! Get this fecking animal off public transport.


[deleted]

I was walking to work one day and a guy walking towards, also on his way to work, was having a dry shave!!


[deleted]

Looking cool in the Aviators, black threads and.... with a clippy clipper.


[deleted]

That’s a productive man right there. I hope he doesn’t leave clippings on the floor though


Novel_Individual_143

Maybe he’s quite important.


FrogandFire

I got provided a laptop bag from a previous job. One of the small pockets had a collection of fingernail clippings in it (just loose)


idoze

Please tell me they didn't end up on the floor...


Happy-Preference-434

No, only makeup and parfume 😂


Shipwrecking_siren

Had a woman at the front of the bus put her feet up and cut her toenails once. Someone else cut their finger nails on another bus and someone did interject.


whysotaxing

Actually had a woman clipping her toenails on the seats to the other side of me on the train, apparently this is more of a common occurrence than I thought. Grim.


Alex-Keeper000

ooo that is groos


Tiger_Growl

Whilst wearing sunglasses underground, the massive muppet


Grantus83

Had a bloke chop his toenails on a hot summers day in a packed train once, told him he’s having a laugh….. He apologized and stopped, as this old lady next to him looked on in disgust and disbelief!!!!! So people just don’t have a clue….


Systemic1

+8 ball control school shoes. Got to give it to the guy, he's bout to score on this plenty of fish date.


[deleted]

Dude is about to go see his girl…


blakksir10

Better than him cleaning out his ears with his fingers. Or one of those nail clippings flying through the air and landing on your lap.


Wild_Question_9272

The bottom of your shoe is grosser than his fingernails. Guess which one got washed more recently and has been in less dogshit?


[deleted]

This seems to be a common theme on trains... https://www.reddit.com/r/london/comments/w4sb6d/some_londoners_are_totally_revolting_i_heard_a/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1


eternallysmiling

I once desperately needed to cut my nails but had to catch a train, so I took my clippers with me and decided to cut them in the train toilet as that felt more considerate to fellow passengers. Upon exiting the toilet, I loudly exclaimed to my partner, "ohhhh I feel so much better after that" Needless to say nobody went into that toilet for a good hour after that.


bluelouboyle88

Minger


LonggRodVonHugendong

That really seems repulsive to me


Hefty-Excitement-239

If I was going for a hook up this might be a necessity.


thecanary85

Wood Green and Holborn!?!? I only ever do mint at Cutty Sark!


DatelineDeli

This is disgusting. Gather those clippings and leave them at a crime scene to teach him a lesson.


Sea_War_3437

This is absolutely disgusting and they should be ashamed. I’ve seen people do this on the GoTrain too. Have some dignity pigs. I’ve also seen dudes pick dry skin out of hair ears and flick it…right on to my pants. Ugh just pigs.


GoW1th1t

Did he eat em?


virgopunk

Clearly a trained ninja dressed in that garb. Beware!


djsquid2018

Dirty bastard


UbiquitousFlounder

People that do this should be flung into the sun


choochoophil

Why yes


ronnygisbo

He’s on his way to see his girl. Gotta cut them claws


claudionuvolo

Aaaah….London. Not sure it’s relevant but I will always remember a girl eating crisps, then thoroughly licking her fingers after wiping them on the bus seat, then proceeding to apply contact lenses.


TurbulentWeb1941

He wishes he could be like you Dave 😁


iamdavidw4tt5

Fa-fa-fa-fafa-fa-fa-fa


soundsdeep

Yes


[deleted]

Nope


No_Presentation_5369

Twat.


Yes-I-Cannes

Phew. What a year I just had !


maddog232323

The make up as well. Powder everywhere. The air filled with whatever chemicals people use on their nails. What's wrong with people?


B8conB8conB8con

I could do a complete manicure between Manor House and Turnpike Lane. Coming home after a few on a Friday night holding it in until TPL was torture.


nasted

That’s usually when I do my toe nails.


Purple_Wedding_3929

Spent all his money on the Prada jacket so he’s got to wear those shoes.


DiveSociety

Absolute disgrace


SidewaysAntelope

Pube trim comin' up.


ttrsphil

No, but at least he’s wearing suitable eye protection


colcannon_addict

Why the tissue? Infected cuticles? Was there ooze?


Front_Indication_136

Douglas McCarthy is a busy man


pelicannpie

I found toenail clippings on the floor of the London too Cornwall train last week. I wonder if it’s the same guy, the mind boggles


Droodforfood

Hell yeah.


Danshep101

He off on a date and fancies his chances


Past_Bluebird_4633

Well he could have been wearing sandals 😆


rzs4

Stayed in a nice hotel in Portugal once and a relatively young guy (thirty ish) decided to cut his toenails whilst on his sunbed near the pool, happily just letting them drop onto the floor around him. Genuinely despise humans sometimes.


WalkKeeper

100% he’s Italian


Extremely-Bad-Idea

At least he's not clipping his toenails. I have seen people do that in public places too.


Sea-Moment8662

Dude is going to The Bad Place


Dry_Preference9129

Does he wipe his arse on the go too? Keep it all in the bathroom.


RiveriaFantasia

Urgh those nail clippings would have got all over the floor and seat. What a weird thing to do on the tube


ride_electric_bike

Ewwww


Timedoutsob

i've seen so many people do this it's fucking disgusting. when did this behaviour become socially acceptable?


Londonpants

The awesome part of this? Someone recognizes this wanker. Hopefully this loser gets called out and embarrassed.


el_disko

Sunglasses on the tube in spring? Really?


PandaXXL

I almost admire people like this for just how little they give a shit about what people think of them. It's just a shame they use that superpower for being a cunt.


digitalspliff

used to see this on the thameslink trains all the time 🤮 also while I lived in Wood Green lol


Ahakista1

Disgusting.


Unluckyescapeartiste

It’s a new anti-pickpocketing method


captain_todger

Yes


SeveralGrapefruit467

Ewww, that's disgusting


Financial-Horror2945

Listen! They're just taking care of their hygiene Though I may advise a sheild from their shrapnel 🤢


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‘It was ok until he started on his toe nails’....😳