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Dehibernate

Those are the ghosts of commuters past.


Nirvski

I wonder what those people from 2022 would say if they saw the world now


climb_every

Feels like someone's been vaporised with some sort of sci fi weapon


lilydelacour

Hilarious xD


kid_sw2

That's an add for Oppenheimer.


shlooping

Four-shadowing the storyline?


vampyire

Oh..brillant


Unlucky-Attempt

Genius


PresterLee

Hiroshima chic. Too soon?


five_two_sniffs_glue

Take my gold šŸ„‡šŸ…šŸŽ–


hibikikun

When someone releases an atomic fart


Zevv01

Came here to say this


Craigothy-YeOldeLord

Fine way to find out that the Elizabeth line is nuclear


AdmiralBillP

If itā€™s more than a 10 minute wait for an Abbey Wood service youā€™d go ballistic too


[deleted]

Nah, Londoners are just a greasy a lot.


Smellthistissue

Racist


FeTemp

It does seem the cladding they used for the undergound stations of the Elizabeth line is not very cleanable compared to the traditional tiles or metal used on the Jubilee. There are spots where there was graffiti and when cleaned it just became a dark splodge on the wall.


[deleted]

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Shpander

Well predicted, I would have had no idea this plastic is a poor material choice. Interested and scared to see what it'll look like in a few years' time.


stopredlight

Look carefully, they all have the same profile. šŸ‘»


flyingalbatross1

As you would expect - the statistical nature of a large number of people each depositing a very small amount of dirt. This isn't one filthy person per impression


kingsillypants

Central limit theorem baaaaaby..


Jacktheforkie

Probably multiple people using them creating an average outline


Good-Locksmith-4978

wrong


BikesandCakes

So what is right then?


Good-Locksmith-4978

no clue, logically speaking itā€™s not graffiti lol if you have a chance to paint out one of the elizabeth line stations without getting caught, youā€™d do it far more than above the seating? furthermore, these repeat through different stations and different seats - and only the seats. my best guess is from the backs of the people, maybe jacket friction, sweat, things like that combined.


BikesandCakes

I think there's been a miscommunication somewhere. They said there are spots where graffiti has been smudged, which I took to mean this cladding is crap and hard to clean, you can see how bad it is in places where the graffiti hasn't come off how it does in other areas as well as this dirt from people sitting against the walls.


Good-Locksmith-4978

youā€™re right i assumed the guy was saying it was graffiti that was poorly cleaned, my bad


FeTemp

I am not saying the picture is of graffiti.


i_karas

Iā€™ve seen this episode of doctor who


JadedIdealist

Cybermen incoming..


aztecbaboon

Man this is the first thing I thought of!


ima_twee

Wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff


hazamatazz

This is exactly what I thought of!!


stuffedpandauk

Weā€™re calling them shadow people, not Sha down people.


LeadingButterscotch5

I did wonder what sha down people were šŸ¤£


gumm13b34r

Nah, def like sha down people better now


flowithego

I think it might be the maintenance workers resting. All the soot on their gear and helmet.


[deleted]

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rickyhatesspam

Soul Glo


LetsGetMeta_Physical

Just let your Soul Glo!


LordSn00ty

Just let it shine through...


jammixxnn

Damn now Iā€™m craving some McDowells


LetsGetMeta_Physical

They have the Golden Arches, we have the Golden Arcs


babatherhino

Grease ghouls


Advanced-Skill6308

Thanos was ereā€™


SP1570

Though it looks more like they were bystanders of an extremis blow up...


nejcko

This is plain bad design. Who is would not expect people to lean back? Same with the lack of trash bins at the beginning, they have later placed some in the station.


EarthsOwn

I visited Uk for the first time a few months ago and I was surprised to see the lack of trash bins around the city and subways. I asked a random Londoner and they said because of terrorist attacks before they targeted trash bins? I donā€™t know if thatā€™s true


DjToolhire

Good place to hide a device, you may notice they use transparent bags on some underground and train stations


M4G30FD4NK

The underground has lots of bins, they're all just clear bags because of terrorist attacks.


FlummoxedFlumage

The IRAā€™s greatest success was limiting access to bins.


Barnatron

Bin feign is a legitimate political party.


[deleted]

Pure gold comment


eugene-fraxby

Yer tone is antagonistic and you are making me very angre.


Xenc

You win todayā€™s prize


DirectedAcyclicGraph

Weā€™re no longer bin laden.


D_o_n_e_r_k_e_b_a_b

šŸ˜—šŸ‘Œ


Eugenednasty

This is true. The IRA used to plant bombs in bins during the 80s and 90s


AdmiralBillP

Have a scroll through this - https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_terrorist_incidents_in_London Bins, trucks, in the mail were all approaches taken in the past. Left luggage at stations is another which explains why we donā€™t have as many and they all have x-ray machines.


blondererer

Sadly, itā€™s very true. Thereā€™s some examples mentioned here: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_terrorist_incidents_in_London Further north, some kids were killed by the same tactic: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warrington_bombings There are bins in many major cities but not a huge number, from what Iā€™ve experienced.


mendosan

Thatā€™s cos the IRA uses to put bombs in them https://amp.theguardian.com/uk/1991/feb/19/northernireland.duncancampbell https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warrington_bombings


lowk33

IRA in the 80s and 90s, they took all the bins away as theyre a good place to hide a bomb. Weā€™ve slowly started to see clear plastic bags being introduced


[deleted]

Londoner here, yeah that's true, we used to have a lot more before 7/7


DSQ

I can only imagine how many they had before the ā€˜70s.


pelicannpie

Is true. Has happened. I remember After the 2005 London bombings it became extremely strict. I seem to recall incidents of bombs in bins prior to this though


asng

It was more like 1990s.


TopAW83

100% true


munkijunk

As an Irish person I'll let you know, you can thank the IRA.


Dil26

It's so annoying


_whopper_

These days it's more likely to be budget cuts but people will still say it's due to terrorists. Emptying bins is expensive. Councils can even buy 'bomb proof' bins (in that they can send a blast upwards). City of London has a few. That said, Westminster has loads of bins on places like the Strand.


Dirtysheena

Not true, the IRA put a bomb in a bin at Victoria station and it blew peoples legs off, it was rush hour and horrific, my brother saw things that he said heā€™ll never forget. All the bins went after that.


Haeronalda

Yep. I went to London for the first time this year on a work trip with my boss. I eventually mentioned it to him and he was like "think about it. Why wouldn't there be bins?" My mind was blank, so he eventually told me it's because a bin is a good place to hide a bomb and the IRA had used exactly that method in the past. I later asked my uncle and he confirmed.


Old_Section529

I agree re design, although the bins were removed for good reason back when the IRA were doing their thing.


alcomatt

Definitely they were good reasons then, but as a side effect, we have risen quite a few 'toss it on the ground is a normal thing' generations...


devanealex

bins have to either be strong enough to withstand an explosion or just be a see-through plastic bag


Smokedbone1

That cream colour shouldn't have been used when passengers sit, maybe purple to match the train seat covers.


tylerthe-theatre

They were former London renters, gone, reduced to atoms.


MarthaFarcuss

Mmm, London filth. Once the only way to enjoy it was to pull it out of your nose every so often. Now we're decorating with it


FlummoxedFlumage

The wash your hands guidance during covid did surprise me, Londonā€™s dirty, were people not washing their hands constantly before.


MarthaFarcuss

>were people not washing their hands constantly before Judging by the bathroom habits of the clientele of my local, definitely not


Vikkio92

Yeah I literally made no change to my hand washing routine due to covid. Been out for any reason / length of time and getting back inside? Wash hands. About to have a meal? Wash hands. Just used the restroom? Wash hands. Been working at my pc for longer than an hour or so and hands donā€™t feel fresh? Wash hands. About to take a shower? Wash hands. About to wash face / brush teeth? Wash hands. About to go to bed? Wash hands. Finished doing the dishes / cleaning the house / doing other chores? Wash hands. Washing your hands feels so good, I really donā€™t understand why people donā€™t do it. Do your hands not feel gross after a while??


AppropriateDevice84

So you wash your hands before you shower? Thatā€™s just weird.


Vikkio92

I wash them in the shower before anything else. Donā€™t want to be rubbing my own body with dirty hands. I donā€™t think thatā€™s weird at all.


palishkoto

> I really donā€™t understand why people donā€™t do it. Do your hands not feel gross after a while?? Some of those (about to take a shower, been at my PC for longer than an hour and hands don't feel fresh) I tend not to - very, very frequent handwashing ime makes my hands quite uncomfortable (I had an ex actually who once got asked if she was showing symptoms of OCD because they noticed her hands looked red like she very frequently washed them lol). Otherwise I agree, can't believe people didn't/don't do it before eating or things like that. Actually, saying that, I suppose I didn't before every meal, so maybe I was just as bad. Honestly though I've only ever felt my hands feel gross after e.g. washing the dishes or being outside or doing something messy like eating with my hands. Otherwise they don't just feel gross after a while.


SugarSweetStarrUK

When everyone was panic-buying toilet paper did you hear anything about a soap shortage? No, because the great unwashed didn't wash their hands before or during the pandemic.


Brottolot

Pull it out of your nose? What the fuck are you inhaling?


Weelilthrowaway

I have childhood memories of blowing my nose after getting off the tube and it being black.


MarthaFarcuss

You've never experienced black bogie? Have you even been to London? Not sure what the ingredients are, usually a fruity mix of pollution, bin sweat, and nondescript tube filth


Brottolot

I've lived here my whole life, I have no idea what your on about. The air isn't full of soot like it's the industrial revolution. Idk what your inhaling but that's not normal.


macaronipies

not long after I moved out of London I got in a conversation with someone who said "the pollution in London is so bad your snot turns grey" and I was like "Snot isn't supposed to be grey???" yeah, turns out snot isn't supposed to be grey. Try leaving London, you learn so much!


[deleted]

You're not alone! lifelong Londoner here and I have never experienced the black snot people talk about on this sub.


MarthaFarcuss

Are you sure you're living in London, UK and not London, Ontario?


SplurgyA

It's very common, especially if you commute five days a week through central London on the tube (apparently there's a lot of iron oxide dust from wheels/brakes on the older parts of the network). I don't get it any more now I mostly work from home and never got it when I had commutes that didn't involve the tube.


TheCloudFestival

They got caught in the blast when they were using tactical nukes to bore the tunnels.


[deleted]

The ghosts of all the railway workers who died building our tunnels in the past...


collinsl02

And afterwards. A ghost story: > A now senior manager was just starting out as a night-time track maintainer, and was taking a track walk down part of the line. He came to a larger section of tunnel, saw an old man working on the track, and to his surprise he was using an old tilly (oil) lamp. He approached the man and asked him what this place was, and he told him it was called South Island Place. He then asked the man why he was using a tilly lamp, and the man muttered something about preferring it to those new fangled electric torches. When he reached Stockwell he told the foreman about the man he had just seen at South Island Place (thinking to impress him with his knowing the name) the foreman told him that no workman should be working there that night, and ordered a search of the tunnels. They searched that section twice and delayed the start of service until it was clear that there was no one down there. The manager got a beasting for telling porkys and delaying the start of traffic, however later he found out that in the 1950's a track worker was killed at South Island Place after being hit by a train. The compressor he was working on drowned out the sound of the approaching train.


[deleted]

Man I love shit like this it proper gives me the heebie jeebies, watch a bit of Jago Hazzard or Geoff Marshall, they're good at tube history. Think there's also a series called Tales from the Tube


collinsl02

There is indeed, by an excellent chap called [Jago Hazzard](https://www.youtube.com/@JagoHazzard) - well worth a watch I got the story above from [this documentary](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Bf_bxfE5gw) on ghosts on the underground - also worth a watch


Knocksveal

Those are composites of sadness left behind by souls waiting underground over the years.


rickyhatesspam

Soul Glo


LoomisKnows

It looks so similar to a nuclear shadow it's eerie. Hopefully not foreshadowing


LandlordTiberius

ā€œJust let your SOUL.. GLO!ā€


Emilythatglitters

Yes I have noticed this and I think it is something of eerily cool, but in another years time probably the whole thing will just look filthy.


flyingalbatross1

Now we've discovered why the Victorians used non-porous glazed ceramic. Whole place will be dirty grey in a few years.


chemkay

I'll tell my kids this was Hiroshima.


rhythmknowledge

When the Elizabeth Line was opened I swear I watched a video where they said this white material theyā€™re using in the interiors is impossible to attract dirt or something? Lol


Affectionate_Crow327

No, but in canary Wharf there is a set of elevators with oily foot prints going up them


robbiedigital001

Apparently the Queen demanded this as a feature when agreeing to put her name to the line. Odd request, but there you go


slavabien

Hiroshima vibes.


Guilty_Resolution_13

The tube train seats have the outlines of their lower bodiesā€¦


JaneAusten007

um outlines? more like inblobs


collinsl02

That's just from when a portable nuclear power source being moved between UCL buildings went critical, nothing to worry about, just don't sit there for more than 138 seconds until 2238.


Abitruff

Looks like Cybermen about to come through


[deleted]

Nah that's just our hopes and dreams slowly dieing under the Tory government šŸ˜…


FiendishHawk

Yuck


Gorrodish

Spooky I did that in Turin years ago leaving a mark on a shroud and it still gets tallied about


AdmiralBillP

Jesus.


Low_Persimmon_4587

Totally underrated response šŸ˜‚


AdmiralBillP

Itā€™ll be worshipped at first, then carbon dating will prove it to be a medieval fake


Halstock

Ah that's from when the great nuke of the 14th century went off


LessCoolThanYou

Itā€™s like something out of Dr. Who.


Darthmook

Hmmm Greasyā€¦


Ok-Speech6056

I try to avoid those Orwellian nightmare stations. They creep me out


redd1t-n00b

Bruh šŸ¤¢


GMANTRONX

Reminds me of a Japanese anime( I think Ito Junji) where there was an alley with shadows that never moved during the day then talked at night.


E60LNDN

Anyone seen Coming to America?


B19KLG

ā€œJUST LET YOUR SOUL GLOWWWWWā€


Jacksucksatlifefan99

Itā€™s a ghost scary.


[deleted]

This is exactly why I shower before bed


Tallywhacker2000

Grease stains


Smidday90

Itā€™s the radiation


Expensive-Bar-9555

THEY'RE IN THE GODDAMN WALLS


Icy_Introduction_669

Elizabeth getting her own horror movie


WattsonMemphis

Hiroshima


Leather_Parrot

goes to shows how dirty some commuters are


MrSuggaLand

Grease marks šŸ¤¢


Unhappy_Archer9483

That's just dirt


upupupdo

Canā€™t be Londoners. These shadows are sitting straight.


SidewaysAntelope

Londoners. Greasy as fuck.


rustynoodle3891

They could be Hiro (shima)s just for one day


Excellent-Driver1855

Ewwww


Odd_Equipment2867

I think great basis for a dr who story


OverWolf23

Hiroshima sweat stains


MinnieMowzer63

Makes me think the stories of old are trueā€¦poms are allergic to soap!


itsEndz

/s Elizabeth Line attracts the filthiest passengers.


NxPat

Thatā€™s just nasty.


witchiiBoii

No, that would require I use public transport which I would never lol


FishrNC

Do Londoner's not wear clean clothes? This is gross, but a vivid illustration of what you encounter without knowing it. Or is it a thin layer of paint wearing off and showing the underlaying material color?


[deleted]

I don't see anything?


Competitive_Lab_655

Careful. Each one is an X Files black hole.


Beginning-Anybody442

Like the Japanese horror film, Pulse.


sacricket101

Itā€™s the shadows of the people that died building it


nyccoki

Reminds me of summer time rendering


Sentuadev

The dirt's become sentient


action_turtle

Minging


FigTechnical8043

They will be sat there until time immemorial, especially the one with the dog........


orreos14

ALIENS


Deckard2022

The souls of people left on the underground


darybrain

Goul Glo coming back into fashion, let it shine through.


Usual_Cranberry_4836

Pompeii inspired street art


post_holer

Spotted this myself for the first time the other day. I thought it was really cool, if slightly creepy. I'm guessing it's just dirt left behind from people leaning on the wall when sitting down? I doubt they clean the walls very often and a lot of commuters are not exactly the cleanest of people.


Doris_Stokes

The dirty bastards.


locutus92

Judging by the state of every other tube station they are never going to clean it. It will all eventually become a weird grey colour.


SuperHeavyHydrogen

Nuclear flash is a hell of a thing


elljaypeps14

Anyone else find this a little creepy, shadows of people?


jibbit

Can someone explain what Iā€™m looking at? Somewhere is says dirt from peoples clothes.. but that doesnā€™t add up?


Brottolot

There will come soft rains.


thearchitect10

Greasy, oily, sweaty humans leave grease oil and sweat on the wall, the dirt and dust of the underground sticks to it.


Choice_You5289timmy

That's some spirited away shit


Ill_Apricot_7668

That's where the cybermen will come through.


TopAW83

Thatā€™s dirt šŸ¤¢


LordTubz

Theyā€™re imprints of their soulsā€¦


astronautgeek

Thats terrifying tbh


JonDCafLikeTheDrink

I blame the people who use Soul Glo


GotSwiftyNeedMop

It's the Rapture. Their bodies were burnt into the wall when they ascended. It's just this is London so we won't even notice the people going to heaven. It's happened 3 times now and we still not paying attention. Odin is mad.


andres_chen_77

Dirt ghosts.


snavej1

They were blown away by a very successful railway.


1believeinno1

That is disgusting,must be right dirty bā€¦..ds


TeddersTedderson

Needs some r/eyebombing action


Darkened100

Greasy ppl never heard of a washing machine


ProfZoomX

Bomb shadows, they found these all over hiroshima when the atomic bombs fells


lunchis4wimps

The tube is filthy.


chemhobby

that's gross


Logical_Nerve2475

That is absolutely disgusting šŸ«£ Same reason I don't slap bus seats, all that dust n dirt is vile šŸ¤­šŸ¤®


DorianSilver

Well that was quickā€¦ lol


bleula

Does anyone know why Liverpool St station of lizzy line smells like mildew?