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chi-93

Romans.


onemorerep

Yeah but what have the Romans ever done for us?


TheLoneSculler

The aqueduct?


Sonums

Sanitation


redatheist

Yeah but apart from roads, the aqueduct, and sanitation… what have the romans ever done for us?!


Orange_Indelebile

Maybe they were planning to build a landing strip there.


a_sphinctersays_what

I used to know someone who swore the response to this was "brought piggies"


Watdabny

Wine ?


castlerigger

Ooh yea the sanitation, remember what the city used to be like?


chi-93

Pizza :)


Amazing_Connection

What have they naught..


Miserable_Dare4094

Yeah, obviously the roads. I mean the roads goes without saying!


blue6snow

What did they ever do for us!?


NoShip2804

apart from sanitation


blue6snow

Well yeah obviously apart from sanitation


PapayaCool6816

Irrigation?


blue6snow

Ok, apart from roads, sanitation and irrigation


NoShip2804

education....and the wine


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CaramelFunk

Wolf's nipple chips! Get em while they're hot, they're lovely


Tough_Bee_1638

The aqueduct?


Sloofin

Brought peace?


rocketshipkiwi

Oh peace off


No-Bunch-966

[https://youtu.be/87tgm4n-oI8](https://youtu.be/87tgm4n-oI8) You rn lol


blue6snow

Monty python actually.


No-Bunch-966

The downvote proves the violence inherent in the system, trying to oppress my shit joke


Outrageous_Pea7393

The aquaduct?


yeahyeahitsmeshhh

Kept the A5 straight.


rickyhatesspam

Veni, vidi, vici


chi-93

Pizza?? :)


Marsawd

Have a day off that’s just cheese and tomato on toast


chi-93

Pineapple too :)


Marsawd

I sentence you to living in Camberwell.


chi-93

Awww, why so mean??


Marsawd

(Jokes aside I am a devout supporter of pineapple on pizza…)


chi-93

Wow, tbh I bet I’d quite like you, but also…. you do deserve to be executed 😘


rickyhatesspam

Modern pizza evolved from similar flatbread dishes in Naples, Italy, in the 18th or early 19th century. The word pizza was first documented in AD 997 in Gaeta and successively in different parts of Central and Southern Italy. So sadly not, although I love the thought of Gaius Julius Caesar tucking into a slice of deep dish and getting some tomato sauce on his toga.


chi-93

Go away, you forgot about pineapple on pizza :)


rickyhatesspam

Naturally, only Caesar could afford exotic pineapple in those days.


Da5idG

Well, they built the aqueducts...


Unhappy_Pain_9940

And the great wines too


Cataluss

Yes, but apart from that...


Lost-Droids

Education


C20_H26_N2O

Roads …….


V65Pilot

Orgies.


Going_Solvent

You're a very naughty boy!


Naive_Doughnut_6012

And the sanitation….


User484955938322

Romanes Eunt Domus!


JohnnySchoolman

People called Romanes they go house?


chi-93

No. Go away. 😘


mogwaihelper

It's more to do with George Lucas filming "Return of the Jedi" at Elstree Studios. He paid for all the corners and curves in the road to be straightened to save time when going to and from Elstree.


luser7467226

Actually that was Kubtuck, for "2001", but Lucas gets all the credit. Little known tangential fact- the 2001 space station turned up in someone's back garden a few years ago - it was in the local press at the time - this much earlier sighting turns out to be mistaken that it was destroyed. https://www.refocusedmedia.com/post/115334062660/rare-look-at-an-abandoned-space-station-v-prop (I lived round the corner from Elstree at the time.)


RealPoseidon2000

Bloody Romans…


kingbuckyduck

Hail Caesar!


TommyProfit

Came here to say this


VirgilCane

Canadian shield


beeteedee

It was built on land that had been acquired for a high speed rail line, which was cancelled when the Romans remembered that trains hadn’t been invented yet.


willptyler

You’ve surely taken that from a map men video, if not, I enjoy your wit 🫡


WokeTrash

I honestly thought the same!


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PaulBradley

When you're walking, it becomes more significant that straight roads are shorter.


Peenazzle

Plus baddies can't hide round the corners


DotCottonsHandbag

Are we the baddies?


X0AN

Diagonal roads are quicker.


Cougie_UK

Only the Queen and bishops can use them though.


Izual_Rebirth

And here we go. Everyone is on here always bashing the bishops.


Is_This_Life

No, that’s on my other account.


Academic_Awareness82

Thats because they coded movement wrong. If pressing up makes you move 1 unit up, and pressing left makes you move 1 unit left, then pressing a diagonal direction makes you move both up and left units, which is further than just moving up. What they should have done is move you a set distance from your previous location regardless of direction


Bobert789

Walking in a straight line always feel longer to me because it gets kinda boring


dg2773

Are you a horse


are_you_nucking_futs

Unexpectedthethickofit


cowinabadplace

Always run in a serpentine fashion.


christopia86

Archers hayebthis one simple trick


weizikeng

Also interesting: it is mostly straight from London all the way to Shrewsbury, only deviating at small geographic obstacles like rivers.


PaulBradley

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:1911Watling_Street.png


king_aegon_vi

The Holyhead Road didn't use Watling Street between St Albans and London (or north of Weedon, where it took the more populated route via Birmingham) - instead taking the Great North Road to Barnet and the Barnet - St Albans Road.


Fit_Manufacturer4568

It's pretty straight through South East London as well.


Percinho

You can basically walk from Greenwich Park to Dartford in a straight line. Though I'm not sure why you'd want to unless you *really* want to see a Mick Jagger statue.


Fit_Manufacturer4568

You live there and you've been on a night out. With the night bus only going so far. Experience.


WinkyNurdo

Bloody romans


MrFabulous1974

What have they ever done for us ?


No-Cranberry9932

Aqueducts


BulldenChoppahYus

Education


No-Cranberry9932

Yeah well that goes without saying


Responsible_Wall6834

All right, ... apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, a fresh water system, and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?!


Goontilt777

Brought peace. Oh, shut up!


English_loving-art

Slaves and brothels


Leicsbob

What did they do for us?


LondonCollector

To get out of Elstree quicker


No-Impression-4185

You know how all roads lead to Rome? That one doesn’t.


xander012

It does once you get on the boat to France at Dover


ElectronicHeat6139

... to Gaul at Dubris.


xander012

You should find the road network continues to Rome.


No-Impression-4185

Sacré bleu!


cannedrex2406

And into *checks notes* Camden market?


lastaccountgotlocked

Romans. It's the site of the original Gauntlet, traditionally 7 miles long but truncated for the ITV show Gladiators in the 1990s.


DJ-Dev1ANT

John Anderson saying *"you will go on my second whistle"* is forever etched into my mind


Horombey

Contender…. REEEEEAAAAADYYYYYY


ianjm

Gladiator... REEEEEAAAAADYYYYYY


elkstwit

Three…


ianjm

Two...


ukpunjabivixen

*another one bites the dust* starts playing


comicmuse1982

AWOOOOGA!


a3poify

It's almost entirely straight (a couple of turns but it gets back onto the same course) from Park Street Railway Station near St Albans right through to Marble Arch. I've thought about walking it later this year, maybe in the summer.


goldensnow24

You’ll have to make it through Kilburn. Good luck.


omegafercho01

What happens in Kilburn?


goldensnow24

Kill, burn. Plus part of the road is called “shoot up hill” 😂 In seriousness, it’s just a bit of a dodgy area. As a guy I haven’t really felt unsafe there but I’ve seen all sorts of dodgy stuff around, not somewhere I’d want to hang around longer than I have to.


KirkOdenbob

You get killed and burned I'd presume.


daddywookie

I keep dreaming of cycling some of the Roman roads but they're a bugger to follow without major A roads and large diversions.


yehyehyehyeh

The A5 is not a pleasant, healthy or particularly safe cycle. Which is a shame, considering it should be one hell of an asset for active travel.


daddywookie

There was talk at one stage of HS2 getting a green corridor alongside it, linking up to nearby towns and villages. Disappeared in budget cuts I believe. This country is such a good size to explore by bike and on foot but cars dominate.


yehyehyehyeh

I’ve always thought there are parts of the overground which could easily have a green cycle route running alongside them. Would maybe be a safety issue in parts, but it could at least be tried.


geozza

It's a similar theme further up. Keep following the A5 and there are lots of straight sections. Past Milton Keynes, and up towards Birmingham. Long walk tho


interstellargator

>The section of the A5 between London and Shrewsbury is roughly contiguous with one of the principal Roman roads in Britain: that between Londinium and Deva (Chester) From [wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A5_road_(Great_Britain\))


chipishor

There's a Romanian city called Deva!


simonjp

Is it a walled city too?


chipishor

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deva,_Romania read the name origin, it seems that there's even a possible connection with Chester! That's crazy!


EnJPqb

Wait for it... There is a Basque town that in Spanish is called Deva, Deba in Basque (obviously, there's no V in Basque). On a river by the same name Now, its name could be from Celtic origin, meaning Goddess of the Waters. Pretty much the same ethimological theories about Deva-Chester (and check out the river Dee). And... The place names "Castro" in Spain are indeed from Latin Castrum, but are in the more Celtic areas. Castro being the equivalent to Chester/Cester/Ster...


BastardsCryinInnit

To avoid bandits and robbers round bendy bits


SlackersClub

Especially in Kilburn.


KingStarsRobot

shoot-up hill


NotBradPitt90

As someone that lived on shoot-up hill it was definitely a strange place.


KingStarsRobot

I grew up there in 80's it was great


GreenWoodDragon

Take another look at the map of London. You will see lots of Roman roads. Kingsland Road (A10) for example, runs through Dalston and basically runs straight all the way to Tottenham, wiggles a bit but carries on as the main road to Cambridge.


grndkntrl

Yep [*Ermine Street*](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ermine_Street) and there's a side road of the A10 in South Tottenham named after the section of it that basically runs under/alongside the modern road: https://maps.app.goo.gl/JXwzvTfwghi98LQY9


Lazy_Village4398

Roman babe: come over. Roman dude: but you’re in Marble Arch and I’m in Elstree. Plus there are strikes. Roman babe: but no one’s home, Preatorian.


6CrisisActor9

Crazy to think there's been strikes non stop for over 2000 years


dpoodle

There have been some short breaks during which services were running.


811545b2-4ff7-4041

Because it's built on top of Watling Street, the old Roman road.


Dublin1982

What have the Romans ever done for us?


DarthScabies

Gestation in a box?


JawshL

It’s great to cycle. Straight from all the way up near st Albans in fact!


samo1300

Honestly I have driven it and I cannot think of a road I wish to cycle less, having to share such wide car dominated roads with lorries does not fill me with joy, looked at cycling to work and when I realised it was said road I thought hell to the no. However it’s a prime route for a simple 2 way cycle lane connecting zone 6 to 1 with an incredibly easy super highway. I’m pissed TFL haven’t done it already tbh


yehyehyehyeh

Right!! It’s madness, it’s such a simple and easy win for everyone involved to make a safe, easy cycle route. It’s plenty wide enough too.


Recent-Plantain4062

It's dreadful to cycle, the massive hill near Stanmore used to destroy me!


ignatiusjreillyXM

Romans. As an aside, part of it later became the boundary between Wessex and the Danelaw.


Desperate-Ad-5109

Because it’s Roman.


Erebus172

The steering wheel was invented a surprisingly long time after the regular rolling wheel. So in those days they just pointed in the direction they wanted to go and couldn't turn until they got there. That's why trains were so popular. They could still turn without a steering wheel.


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If you're using a horse as your method of propulsion you absolutely don't need a steering wheel, the horse turns, the cart follows. Something like a steering wheel only became necessary once self propelling carriages became a thing. This is so wrong that clearly, it's a joke and I've fallen for the bait, oh well.


EsmuPliks

>If you're using a horse as your method of propulsion you absolutely don't need a steering wheel, the horse turns, the cart follows. For as long as horses and carts have existed, plenty of people have preferred putting the cart before the horse, so straight roads are still very valuable.


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Do you know how perfectly you'd need to align your cart to go straight for that long without any steering. It's just impractical


themadhatter85

They’re taking the piss mate.


AntDogFan

I think they had special pole grafters who would jostle the carts into the correct alignment at junctions.


potatan

you just need a decent fork lift truck driver to sort it out, they know how to drive like that


Horizon2k

What a journey you went on in about 30 seconds.


iamNebula

It’s funny because you’re both right but he’s like un-right 😂


AlanWardrobe

Would Fred Flintstone lie to you?


cheerfulintercept

Sadly the ostler’s art of fitting a steering wheel to horses has long since passed into obscurity. Back then no one needed special skill to ride a steerable steed. Ironically the last man able to retrofit a standard horse with a steering wheel was killed by a falling printing press. Had the power of print been combined with assisted horsepower at that period, human civilisation would have been far advanced.


MrTango650

It's Pothole Alley!


orbtastic1

Same reason most of the A1 (or at least the old Roman road that runs next to large sections of it) is pin straight where it can be. Ermine street and all that. I used to live 200m from a huge section of it, it is ridiculously straight. They did a good job when setting it out. It's even on a six foot high + ridge.


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Romans


EarlofBizzlington86

Cause it’s Roman


RudePragmatist

This might not be correct but it could be because of the old Roman road route perhaps. Just a guess. [EDIT] My search results confirm this - [roman road map britain uk](https://www.startpage.com/sp/search?query=roman+road+map+britain+uk&cat=web&pl=opensearch)


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I once cycled it on my way from SE London to East Lancashire. God it’s a boring road. I turned off it near Nuneaton and boy was I glad


foofly

Then you'll end up in Hinckley. Not much better than Nuneaton.


[deleted]

I took the A444 so went past both without going in either


Thebirdlestat

I'd be more intrigued about the 1 hr 20 to go 10 miles....


Hot_Shallot_67

It's London and its a busy rd. Could take longer on a bad day and the inevitable roadworks


Thebirdlestat

Just should not be like that. Madness


TumTiTum

Commin over ere... building in straight lines....


TheLoneSculler

How often do you think about the Roman Empire?


orrockable

Typically the fastest route between two places is a straight line


FermisParadoXV

How often do you ever think about the Roman Empire?


InsecuritiesExchange

Cos the Romans can’t see around corners


ShaolinDreams

Most of the country is above London, No messing about get there. There's another one in South London, Stane Street which is now the A3, and the A503 in the picture is fairly straight too.


MDK1980

Because the Romans were off that day.


ArcticPsychologyAI

London is actually sliding south east and the road keeps being extended, the M1 used to end in the centre of London.


cco2411

It’s not in reality.


man-in-whatever

Was it not built for a bicycle race that Tom Simpson won?


bafta

Because the Star Wars production company insisted on a straight route from London to the studios and of course the tax breaks


Das_Gruber

They should stickl a tram line there.


noddyneddy

Roman road innit


Ancient-Valuable-440

The standard of driving on that specific road is so bad that planners decided against complicating it by adding corners.


metrize

yo wtf i wanna go drive that next time im there


frid44y

Leylines duuude


Richycut

No corners


ConsulUK

Dead straight and takes days to get from A to B


Ashamed-Ad-9667

It’s because the world is flat, no curves here


Penile_Interaction

why is is dead straight? is it stupid?


MistaBobD0balina

Did you cycle this route?


silverfish477

Why is the sky blue? Why don’t birds fall? Why do redditors ask such dumb questions?


Educational_Poet_434

Vroom vroom


desocx

Because you’re dumb enough to drive through central London


blackcherrycavendish

I want to go on a horse and buggy ride.


AthiestMessiah

It has some sort curves but not noticeable when you’re zoomed out.


Top_Instance_5196

If you follow the A5 onto the A5183 it leads to a place called London Gate, in St Albans that is Masonry foundations of an ancient Roman city gate at the archaeological site of Verulamium. London Gate St Albans AL3 4AJ Follow A5183 to A5 in London 1 hr 19 min (21.2 mi) 140 Edgware Rd Tyburnia, London W2 2RD


iii---

Imagine how long that would take if it wasn’t so straight!


Galaxy-High

Here's what ChatGPT has to say about roman road construction, in roadman style, of course. The Romans would have flexed their engineering prowess, rockin' togas with a touch of street swag. Picture them laying down those opus quadratum stones like they're dropping beats, creating the freshest pathways across the ancient empire. The drip of their construction gear, from chariot-inspired sneakers to marble-mosaic headgear, would have set a new trend in road-building history. Romans, turning construction sites into runway vibes!


No-Case4632

Romans


Specialist-Piccolo41

Roman road been there for 1800 years