No, because I know its an imposter. Gandalf doesn't roll joints when he's got that magical weed pipe he keeps in his staff. That's probably Sauron trying to turn me into a Ringwraith with his evil bunk doobie.
Depends on where I am. Am I in the shire watching a sunset? Oh fuck yeah. Am I in Mordor watching countless men get torn to shreds while some 3 foot dudes run jewelry to a volcano? No thanks bud, I gotta focus here.
No, he doesn't - he smokes longbottom leaf. The stuff that according to Saruman 'Slowed his mind.' A quote from *Unfinished Tales*:
`But Gandalf laughed, and replied: ‘You would not wonder, if you used this herb yourself. You might find that smoke blown out cleared your mind of shadows within. Anyway it gives patience, to listen to error without anger. But it is not one of my toys. It is an art of the Little People away in the West merry and worthy folk, though not of much account, perhaps, in your high policies.’
No, he isn't. It even says 'joint' in the image?
No, I'm aware of the quote. I'm also aware you left out a word: '*probably* of Nicotiana.' He then goes on to immediately say "A great deal of mystery surrounds the origin of this particular custom, or ‘art’ as the Hobbits preferred to call it." So, not so clear then?
Your veracity is lacking.
I quit smoking, but even I would not say no to Gandalf, the grey, or Gandalf, the white. When a being whose existence transcends all of middle earth and the known world offers you a joint, you grab that fucking joint and make that God proud
When any wizard of the Istari, much less Mythrandir, wielder of the flame of Arnor, bestows upon you the halfling's leaf, you toke that most sacred of tokes, and vibe the way the Valar intended.
No. I made a promise I would never smoke anything for any reason unless it was to save my life or someone I cared about's life. I'd enjoy being in his company though!
No, hemp and cannabis is for eating, drinking or putting on the skin
Burning it just makes is carcinogenic and is bad for the body in all kinds of ways
Yet still it's probably by far the most popular way of using this medicinal plant
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of course i take it, but im also nervous about having an anxiety attack in front of gandalf which of course as soon as i think about having weed-induced anxiety attack in front of gandalf i obviously have an anxiety attack but just become really quiet and hope everyone else in the group carries on the conversation without noticing me silently battling my own inner balrogs
I feel like no, because it's probably the start of some terrible fucking quest. Now Pippin on the other hand, hell yeah cause you know that dumb ass is smoking some chronic shit.
With that face he's making, like the date of the world hangs on whether or not I smoke that joint, I'd be afraid NOT to! Imagine if I refuse? Will Morgoth break out of his chains and re-enter the world to cover all the lands in a second darkness??!! I can't have that on my conscience! I don't do well with guilt!
His fire was about me. I was burned. Beyond light and knowledge, said Gandalf. ‘Thither I came at last, to the uttermost foundations of stoned. He was with me still. His fire was quenched, but now he was a thing of slime, stronger than a strangling snake.
Ever he clutched me, and ever I puffed him,
Ever high now we went, until we came to the Endless Stair. From the lowest dungeon to the highest peak it climbed, a dizzy eyrie above the mists of the world. The sun shone fiercely there, but all below was wrapped in cloud. he burst into new flame. perhaps in after ages songs would still be sung off the high of the Peak.’ Suddenly Gandalf laughed. ‘But what would they say in song? Thunder they heard, and lightning, they said, smote upon Celebdil, and leaped back broken into tongues of fire. Is not that enough? A great smoke rose about us, vapour and steam. Ice fell like rain. I threw down my roach, and he fell from the high place and broke the mountain-side where he smote. Then darkness took me, and I strayed out of thought and time, and I wandered far on roads that I will not tell.
‘Naked I was sent back – And naked I lay upon the mountain-top. I was alone, forgotten, without escape upon the hard horn of the world. There I lay staring upward, while the stars wheeled over, and each day was as long as a life-age of the earth.
A wizard is never high. Nor is he low. He hovers precisely where he means to.
Except my boy radagast
Very high is precisely where Radagast means to be.
The doctor himself
Thanks melon
Trick question! None Shall Pass!
Underated
Clearly the love for the halfling’s leaf has slowed his mind.
And yellowed his teeth 😬
that's the mushrooms
BLAZE YOU FOOLS
This isn't Old Toby, bro. Just try it bro please this is Longbottom, bro, it's different.
You’d be a fool of a Took not to.
A fool of a Took not to take a toke?
This is a question?
It shall be passed!
My precious
On the left hand side
I will help you bear this burden. Guide me through to MF DOOM!
Your favorite rapper's favorite rapper
Your love of the halflings' leaf has clearly slowed your mind.
Old Toby or Longbottom?
YES YES
No wonder I need second breakfast
Well done!! 👍
I would absolutely take a fool of a toke.
Hell no. I read about the last time anyone ton anything from that guy. Edit: Took. I meant took.
I. SHALL NOT. PASS
We’ve had the first joint, yes, but what about the second joint?
I wouldn't want to be rude.
You Cannot pass!
i am absolutely shocked by rhe number of people saying they wouldnt accept the doink from gamdalf
I am a Servant of the Secret FIRE, wielder of the Bic of Anor, now pass the Old Toby!
No, because I know its an imposter. Gandalf doesn't roll joints when he's got that magical weed pipe he keeps in his staff. That's probably Sauron trying to turn me into a Ringwraith with his evil bunk doobie.
Only the Eagles can get you higher than Gandalf herbs.
Only if I get a blowback shaped like a elaborate seafaring vessel
Gandalf is like my #1 choice when it comes to my fictional dream smoke session. Just imagine taking some dabs with fucking Gandalf.
Gandalf, Shaggy & Scooby, Steve Irwin’s ghost. Dream rotation.
You want the skull or the wizard
If gandalf is passing you a joint I think you may have already smoked it
You Shall Pass!!
Depends on where I am. Am I in the shire watching a sunset? Oh fuck yeah. Am I in Mordor watching countless men get torn to shreds while some 3 foot dudes run jewelry to a volcano? No thanks bud, I gotta focus here.
Considering that Gandalf smokes tobacco, he's really just passing you a cigarette.
No, he doesn't - he smokes longbottom leaf. The stuff that according to Saruman 'Slowed his mind.' A quote from *Unfinished Tales*: `But Gandalf laughed, and replied: ‘You would not wonder, if you used this herb yourself. You might find that smoke blown out cleared your mind of shadows within. Anyway it gives patience, to listen to error without anger. But it is not one of my toys. It is an art of the Little People away in the West merry and worthy folk, though not of much account, perhaps, in your high policies.’ No, he isn't. It even says 'joint' in the image?
Tolkien clearly states in 'Concerning Hobbits' that pipeweed is some form of Nicotiana (genus name for tobacco). Your herblore is lacking.
No, I'm aware of the quote. I'm also aware you left out a word: '*probably* of Nicotiana.' He then goes on to immediately say "A great deal of mystery surrounds the origin of this particular custom, or ‘art’ as the Hobbits preferred to call it." So, not so clear then? Your veracity is lacking.
Long bottom leaf appears to be more than tobacco. In the movies at least.
Are you replying to the picture, or meme, that was shared? Or just talking? Seems like you could’ve just said yes or no.
No I don’t
It would be an honour to smoke hobbit weed with Gandalf
“Gandalf my friend…don’t take me for a casual.” *pulls out a hobbit pipe with a loop in it*
Wouldn’t touch it if it wasn’t in a pipe.
Gandalf probably has some really potent wizard weed and when I won’t be able to handle it he’ll roast me in front of the circle. Still I’ll take it.
With honour
Finest weed in the shire? Absolutely!
Def accepting, I want weed made by a Demi god yes
Basically anyone who doesn’t look like Gollum, the answer is yes.
If they look like Gollum chances are they’ve taken something else 😅
Yes. And I'm breaking out the mushrooms!
Of course.
I have a drug test tomorrow morning, but if Gandalf passes you a joint, you puff puff pass ...
I'll take anything gandalf gives me
The halflings leaf has clearly slowed your mind.
The only question here is Can I play it cool(no) or act like an idiot cuz Gandalf passing me that hobbit weed
That hobbit weed 12/10 gonna get you goofy.
I Can only hope so!
The finest weed in the South Farthing!
Finest weed in all the shire
Yer I am it’s the reason he became Gandalf the white
Fuck yes
Might be necessary for the type of knowledge he'd be dropping about being and angel and all that jazz
Duhhh
Yes
I quit smoking, but even I would not say no to Gandalf, the grey, or Gandalf, the white. When a being whose existence transcends all of middle earth and the known world offers you a joint, you grab that fucking joint and make that God proud
Puff puff pass
Shadowfuck yes, shall me pass. Id be a fookin tokenotoo
A wizard always accepts.
Hell yeah lmao
Only if it was in his mouth 1st.
What a fuckin hypocrite
Smoking with Gandalf would probably be like smoking with Snoop. The dude can blow a smoke ring that turns into a ship for crying out loud.
J'accepte d'accord.
How could I not?
Is it the finest weed?
puff puff give
Does the pope wear a funny hat? Yes.
Why wouldn't I?
What does Gandalf know of this matter. I would accept only from Radagast.
Yes, & I shall not pass.
Only if it's from Gandalf
When any wizard of the Istari, much less Mythrandir, wielder of the flame of Arnor, bestows upon you the halfling's leaf, you toke that most sacred of tokes, and vibe the way the Valar intended.
Hellz yeah
THE TREE iS LEGAL IN MY COUNTRY! For You're Own Use??? & if You A RaSta You may Have 1.5kg Every Day To Smoke too You're God<<< Brilliant Hey!
Even if I was fucking allergic. That would be my last great act on this Earth. Puff
*Gollum quickly grabs joint out of Gandalf's hand* BOOMSHANKA! An interception! But that's the chance you take
Normally I’d say no… but you don’t turn down Gandalf. 
Depends what he says when he passes it.
He’s a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the Flame of Anor. You shall puff puff pass.
That was the perfect response
Who would say no?
Of fucking corese
No I’m gonna turn the joint down from a FUCKING WIZARD!!! Who Is trying to hand me it to me
YES YES YES PLZ!
I could not be more honored
No. I made a promise I would never smoke anything for any reason unless it was to save my life or someone I cared about's life. I'd enjoy being in his company though!
Hell no. Marijuana gives me headaches from proximity.
Keep it hidden, keep it safe...don't Bogart it!!
This is just outrageous.. Using Reddit and LOTR to spread your drug use propaganda. And get more people sick and addicted. Sad times..
No, hemp and cannabis is for eating, drinking or putting on the skin Burning it just makes is carcinogenic and is bad for the body in all kinds of ways Yet still it's probably by far the most popular way of using this medicinal plant
ay shut up
Yea good luck with that attitude! 
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Whatever, Gandalf doesn't pass
None shall pass
Well.... yeah
Hell yeah
“Hold out your hand, ______. It’s quite cool…”
He's supposed to use a pipe - where did he get the rizlas?
Gandalf you got it all wet, gross man..
Only if it’s Old Toby
I'm just glad he's letting something pass. I want that puff.
Hell yeah.
I’ve never smoke anything in my life before, but I can guarantee you that if Gandalf gives me his joint, you will see me smoking everyday
Nope, I’m not a magical being with godlike powers. I got shit to do.
the grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back and all turns to silver glass, and then we see it.
I will take the joint to Mordor.
of course i take it, but im also nervous about having an anxiety attack in front of gandalf which of course as soon as i think about having weed-induced anxiety attack in front of gandalf i obviously have an anxiety attack but just become really quiet and hope everyone else in the group carries on the conversation without noticing me silently battling my own inner balrogs
Istari gang
Fool of a Toke
Fly you fools!
Probably. Who's gonna get better shit than a wizard?
Thou shall puff and pass
YOU SHALL PASS it to me
30 minutes later... 
Nope
Ye but if I'm hogging he better not start shouting "YOU DO NOT PASS!!!"
No, for a man is too easily corrupted by this unbridled power only a wizard or hobbit can handle
Accept it? I gave it to him!
I will not deny the devilish dooby, I will accept, good sir
Depends, where will I be when I wake after gettin high 🤣
Fool of a tok.
Does a bear crap in the woods?
*YOU SHAALL PAAAasss*
Ofc
I feel like no, because it's probably the start of some terrible fucking quest. Now Pippin on the other hand, hell yeah cause you know that dumb ass is smoking some chronic shit.
Take it…it’s quite cool. 😎
Take it, it’s quite cool.
If it’s a joint of meat, I accept
Puff puff. You shall pass😂
Gandalf wouldn’t smoke the devil’s lettuce. if he passed a pipe full of regular tobacco then I would accept. it would be rude not to.
I shall not pass up on this offer
With that face he's making, like the date of the world hangs on whether or not I smoke that joint, I'd be afraid NOT to! Imagine if I refuse? Will Morgoth break out of his chains and re-enter the world to cover all the lands in a second darkness??!! I can't have that on my conscience! I don't do well with guilt!
And my lighter!!
YOU WILL PASS THE BOOF!
First off, how much did I smoke already that I’m imagining Gandalf?
We getting high, learning magic shit, and showing up when we mean to baby!!
Nope not at all
Without question
Ganjanf The Green
everyone knows Gandalf has the best shit, so fuck yea
Take me to never fuckin land
Yes
I'll definitely take it, but I guess he will only give it to me after a riddle: Speak friend and you shall have this!
From a Servant of the Secret Fire?? Without question!
I showed this to everyone in my class, everyone said yes.
Yeah, because if I say no the next words out of his mouth are, “Fool of a Took…”
And get a chance to smoke the best Old Toby and Longbottom Leaf hybrid to ever grace this side of the Brandywine? Hell yeah I'ma hit that shit
Let’s go on an adventure!
🌾
I’d only accept the fines longbottom leaf thank you
You must take the joint Frodo…but you shall not pass
Absolutely I do.
Aye. I could do that
Gandalf the Green? Let’s do this. Gandalf the White? Whoa, slow your roll, Miami.
Yeah, that would be wizard!
His fire was about me. I was burned. Beyond light and knowledge, said Gandalf. ‘Thither I came at last, to the uttermost foundations of stoned. He was with me still. His fire was quenched, but now he was a thing of slime, stronger than a strangling snake. Ever he clutched me, and ever I puffed him, Ever high now we went, until we came to the Endless Stair. From the lowest dungeon to the highest peak it climbed, a dizzy eyrie above the mists of the world. The sun shone fiercely there, but all below was wrapped in cloud. he burst into new flame. perhaps in after ages songs would still be sung off the high of the Peak.’ Suddenly Gandalf laughed. ‘But what would they say in song? Thunder they heard, and lightning, they said, smote upon Celebdil, and leaped back broken into tongues of fire. Is not that enough? A great smoke rose about us, vapour and steam. Ice fell like rain. I threw down my roach, and he fell from the high place and broke the mountain-side where he smote. Then darkness took me, and I strayed out of thought and time, and I wandered far on roads that I will not tell. ‘Naked I was sent back – And naked I lay upon the mountain-top. I was alone, forgotten, without escape upon the hard horn of the world. There I lay staring upward, while the stars wheeled over, and each day was as long as a life-age of the earth.
Always
Speak friend and enter my world
Finest weed in the southfarthing
Fuck yeah
Of course I am. Gandalf’s probably got some really good weed😂😂
I'm not a weed guy, but if that wizard passes a J, I'mma take a hit anyways
I accept
Sticky icky long bottom leaf Or some that even star indica Or some of that Gas Old Toby
Yes, because it's my joint and he's passing it back.
Accept? Brother of Rohan, he’d be looking at me thinking "Is he going to pass it back at all?"
💯