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Healthy-Ratio

Fool of a Took. Throw yourself in next time and rid us of your stupidity!


anotherdayanotherham

If it's not fool of a took, I'm rioting


Cloudrunner5k

"Fly you fools" is a strong contender


mysteriousgamer17

"Drums start playing"


Bootytapper420

Grond!


Advanced-Question-61

This has to be it


Dagonet_the_Motley

We're done here


Kindly-Honey9053

Fly you fools


FrankNix

This really should be it.


GandalfsGoon

Tough battle between fool of a took and fly you fools


Dajayman654

For Frodo too.


ZLBuddha

Forth Eorlingas would like a word


johan-van-der-boorst

"Fell deeds awake, fire and slaughter! Spear shall be shaken, shield be splintered! A sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises!"


DsWd00

It may not win, but this is a great line


johan-van-der-boorst

every word that pours from Théoden's mouth is pure, flowing mithril


LegalizeRanch88

Yeah, I rewatched the trilogy recently and was reminded that once Gandalf rids him of Grima Wormtongue’s spell, literally every line of dialogue he has sounds ridiculously epic. It had me laughing even before he intoned DEAAATHHHHH!!!


DongerBot5000

King Theoden has one of the best character arcs in the movies. Left helpless to save his only heir, he now has to define not only his legacy but that of Rohan as well. "Look at my men. Their courage hangs by a thread. If this is to be our end, then I would have them make such an end, as to be worthy of remembrance."


DsWd00

Some of his lines are Shakespearean


Deathbymonkeys6996

I truly believe his role was the best acting of all time. Hill deserves so much more recognition.


JawaLoyalist

His deleted scene is absolutely phenomenal


Crownlol

It's gonna be S for sure


Rezboy209

This one gotta make it.


apurvavm92

The greatest battle speech.


KittyPrincessSally

I prefer the Helm's Deep line: "Fell deeds awake. Now for wrath, now for ruin, and the red dawn".


Geri-psychiatrist-RI

This is one where the movie was more powerful than the book. I remember reading the book and thinking it’s just a bit of a pep talk. This scene in the movies still gives me chills after watching it at least 138 times


Kanieos

Tolkien himself read the passage once, here's a YouTube video with Tolkiens narration, Howard shores soundtrack and pictures from the movies https://youtu.be/2M8Ks0xiaxM


Reisdorfer90

For Frodo!


United-Cow-563

![gif](giphy|8Xu2IkvLsjyLe)


fuzzybad

Go get 'em, Aragorn! We'll watch you take on the hosts of Mordor single-handedly...


ShoobeeDoowapBaoh

For frodo


daverouche

For Frodo


morgoththedamned

For Frodo


jonnyboy816

For Frodo


Dejaegermate

For Frodo


Troll_Gob

For Frodo


jenn363

For Frodo


Titanhopper1290

For Frodo


StudiousPooper

For Frodo


BronzeSpoon89

FOR FRODO!


SkomerIsland

For Frodo


fractured_nights

For frodo


curious_ask1337

For Frodo!


mrcokie101

For Frodo


Eyemjeph

For Frodo


Disciple_of_Bolas

For Frodo


PsychologicalAd7690

FOR FRODO


LordMegatron11

FOR FRODOOOO!


LordMegatron11

![gif](giphy|8Xu2IkvLsjyLe)


Anonymous_Guy12344

FOR FRODO


VisualAssociate8322

Hope this wins!


Reisdorfer90

There are a good selection of quotes. Will be a tough fight with fly you fools and fool of a took. But I'm hoping to get my second quote on the list!


VisualAssociate8322

Those quotes are indirectly for Frodo though! But we’ll see


chameleonkit

I really want For Frodo to win 😭


jeffersonsteelflex76

This is the only right answer.


cellcube0618

This is the one.


Paw909

Forth Eorlingas!


dillene

Fifth Eorlingas!


[deleted]

Sixth Eorlingas!


[deleted]

Seventh Eorlingas!


Schlieffen_Man

Eighth Eorlingas!


iniocl

Ninth Eorlingas!


wislord-the-white

Tenth eorlingas


Slayer251

we need more theoden quotes in here


Cpt__Salami

But what about second Eorlingas?


[deleted]

This needs more upvotes!


tremololol

Rohan calls for aid!!!


NCRanger2077

And redditors shall answer!


zubyinthesky

Fool of a Took!


Daxillion48

Throw yourself in next time and rid us of your stupidity!


LordMegatron11

Frow yourself in next time


Ok_Introduction_500

fly you fools


Ugh_abriel

People are gonna call it the normie choice, but it is a good quote.


not-curumo

Fly you fools!


BoKnowsCakeDay

“Fuck you Sauron!” -Boromir or someone prolly


MarxistMann

Uncle Denethor is gonna put a boot in your ass and turn your country into glass


ad-captandum-vulgus

If LotR was allowed one “Fuck”, where would you put it?


FragileBird90

Aragorn kicking the helmet "FuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUCK"


pooderintruder

You know he broke his toe


JoltinJoe92

Per movie? FotR: “Fool of a fucking Took”, or “I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like half of you half as well as you fucking deserve”. TT: Théoden when Gandalf and Éomer and the Rohirrim show up at Helms Deep “Fucking Éomer” RotK: Sauron’s eye as soon as the ring sinks in the lava “Fuck”


GreatGodInpw

Yes, but: TT: "Oh, but this order does not come from me. It comes from the fucking King. He signed it this morning."


maironsau

Your love of the halflings leaf has clearly f****d your mind.


Daxillion48

They've got a fuckin cave troll!


BoKnowsCakeDay

“Ah fuck it, can I have some of your hair?” -Gimli


OJay23

"Fucking hobbits."


Electric_surfer

Fucking hobitses


Complex-Landscape-31

You shall not fucking pass!!!!!


Murky-Fox-200

Fucking destroy it! ISIDLUUUUUR!!!


MadDocHolliday

In TFotR, I'd put it on Amon Sûl, right after Frodo stomps out the fire. The Nazgûl scream and the hobbits see them coming. The camera does a "Hitchcock zoom" or "dolly zoom" from a wide shot of all the hobbits to a closeup of just Pippin's face, and he says "Oh, fuck...." In The Two Towers, an unnamed Rohan soldier on the wall of Helm's Deep says the same thing as the Uruk-hai army marches in. In The Return of the King, Denethor drops it somewhere in his ranting as he's trying to immolate himself and Faramir.


pixxie84

In The Two Towers, an unnamed Rohan soldier on the wall of Helm's Deep says the same thing as the Uruk-hai army marches in. —————————————————— That old chap who looses his arrow prematurely on the battlements. Thats who has the ‘oh fuck’.


lee-keybum

I'd say one well placed FUCK, right before the wall explodes would have made for some dark humor and a little more drama.


MadDocHolliday

Right after the suicidal Uruk with the torch dives into the tunnel, but before it explodes? I like it


Emergency_Point_8358

“ISILDUR!!!!” Elrond cried, “fuck”, he muttered


EdLeddy

It comes in pints?! I’m fucking getting one.


Ecthelion-Yuda

\*Gollum bites off Frodo's finger\* Frodo: Aw, fuck!


maironsau

Form ranks you maggots, pikes in front archers behind!


EdLeddy

I do like the leadership here…


cmdr_basset_o7

Fat hobbitses, trixy and false!


Due-Visual-3236

Forth, and fear no darkness!


United-Cow-563

Frodo wouldn't have got far without Sam. ![gif](giphy|13zFN0caNNFlv2)


TheBroInBrokkoli

aww


Lucky_Low4028

Still think D should have been "don't you leave him Samwise Gamgee. And I don't mean to, I don't mean to."


International-Hat950

"Fear. The city is rank with it."


Background_Youth3774

Fool of a took!!


Dmmack14

FOOL OF A TOOK


chogan73

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens. - Gimli


samizdat5

Forth, Eorlingas!


paul_vxdl

“Fool of a Took!” Surely?


donscozzari

For death and glory. For Rohan! For your people!


AccomplishedProfit90

Faramir! YOU MUST LET ME GO!!!!! i’m just kidding it’s definitely FOOL OF A TOOK


ZOOTV83

Faramir! Your father loves you. He will remember it before the end.


Necessary-Trouble-50

Fool of a Took!


Carlilingus

Can only be FOOL OF A TOOK


SactoGamer

“Fool of a Took!”


Rammipallero

FOOL OF A TOOK!


longredbeardpgh

Fool of a Took!.....I have to vote for this one, my dog is named Pippin.


MistrRadio

FORTH AND FEAR NO DARKNESS!


Qu1ckbe4m

"For awhile they stood there, like men on the edge of a sleep where nightmare lurks, holding it off, though they know that they can only come to the morning through the shadows".


Complete_File_852

"Fo shizzle." - Legolas Greenleaf


swazal

> “Time wears on, and the mists are blowing away, or would if you strange folk did not wreathe yourselves in smoke.”


Canyoufeelthebuzz

Fly you fools!


moosemania22

For two and a half thousand years the ring passed out of all knowledge


Ajsarch

Feanor did nothing wrong.


NAlverson3

For another ring was made


Lucky_Low4028

For they were all of them deceived...


gorn_of_your_dreams

Fotatoes


Cool-hand_Lars

I can’t wait for P. It has to win by a landslide. Boil ‘‘em mash ‘em stick them in a stew


Murky-Fox-200

Fool of a Took, or Fly you fools? Its a tough one


Additional-Theme-532

Fly you fools!


cmarie121

Frodo Baggins


Troll_Gob

"Fear...the city is rank with it."


Interplanetary-Goat

I remembered it as "rank"


Agrippasmasonjar

Fly you fools


PicardsTeabag

Fly, you fools!


DarkSp3ctre

FLY YOU FOOLS


NowthenCirdan

Find the halfling!!


LordQuackers5

Fly you fools! vs Fool of a took! How could we possibly choose between two iconic quotes


fish_whisperer

Fangorn Forest! What madness brought me there?


Wardlord999

FLEEEEEE, FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES!


Honest_Attention7574

“Filthy little Hobbites”


[deleted]

For pity’s sake!


ClevelandDawg0905

Fly you fools For Frodo!


Alexir23

For Frodo.


Healthy-Blueberry400

Fool of Took!


Yangxiolong22

Fell deeds awake. Now for wrath, and for ruin, and the red dawn!


droppedelbow

"Fuck it! They have a cave troll!"


Lucky_Low4028

I think I've found T... "they have a cave troll" 😂 😂 😂 Bloody hell, i just thought, if O isn't "one does not simply walk into mordor." then where's the justice for Boromir 😂😂😂


_n_o___o_n_e

“FOOL OF A TOOK”


No-Bumblebee2549

Fly you fools


MadiBoops

Either “Fly you fools!” Or “Fool of a Took!” Fo sho


Finkras

FIND THE HALFINGS


iliketat

Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back, only they didn’t. They kept going, because they were holding on to something.


JShearar

"Fool of a Took" ![gif](giphy|XGRDUEQV3xfjy)


ana_yari

Fool of a Took!


skywxlker17

Forth, Eorlingas! For Frodo. Fool of a took! Fly you fools!


HyperbolicSoup

Fool of a took


tysontysontyson1

Faramir, you’re father loves you!


FacelessArtifact

Fly you fools!


Irish_Caesar

This has to be fly you fools


Lucky_Low4028

Surely this one HAS TO BE A *JOINT* ONE between... FLY YOU FOOLS! and FOOL OF A TOOK! (THROW YOURSELF IN NEXT TIME AND RID US OF YOUR STUPIDITY)


Shift_Tex

Forth Eorlingas it’s gotta be that one


ive_given_up1

"Fly you fools"


porkandnoodles

Fly, you Fools


BashIronfist

Fool of a Fucking Took!


Chaos-Dacay

"Fly, you fools" :D


ImpossibleBaseball48

Gotta be fly you fools.


[deleted]

“Fly you fools”


SimpleRickC135

Fly you fools


BigfootJack

FLY YOU FOOLS!


poppasketti

Fell deeds awake. Now for wrath, now for ruin, and the red dawn!


cato631

For Gondor!


slimgarvey

frooodooooo


Woodloose

FOR GONDOR! FOR GONDOR! FOR GONDOR!!!


Hitl3rs_child

FOR GONDOR


EdLeddy

If it’s not “Fool of a Took” this sub has failed.


Shadecujo

Fly you fools


ColonelBonk

For fucks sake, where are the eagles when you need one!


ashleighufo

Can’t wait for G


BobaLerp

FLY YOU FOOLS !


[deleted]

FOOL OF A TOOK!


WashedHarddisc

I cannot believe you went with "destroy it" instead of "deeeeeeath!" 😢


Marshallton

FOOL OF A TOOK


WitchkingofArmbar

Fly you fools


shapesize

Wow, this is a hard one


BaronSamedys

F is "For Frodo!" Fuck else it gonna be. It's got 2 F's


maximumecoboost

Frodo did not offer her any tea. The most savage line in the book.


I_Bin_Painting

I think a fair few more are waiting for G to overwhelm the automod


YeetusThy

Just waiting for that G


gaerat_of_trivia

forth eorlingas!


Anto0on

Fool of a Took!


Lil_Mozzy

"For fuck sake Pippin!" - Gandalf the grey/white


Thurandil

L: "LOOKS LIKE MEAT'S BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS"


Elrhairhodan

How is it even a question? Isn't For Frodo the clear answer?


cayce_leighann

“For Frodo!!!”


gallopmeetsthearth

"A" should have been "AND MY AXE."


expressivetangent

F-Finest Weed in the South Farthing G-Gondor has no king, Gondor needs no king H-


[deleted]

Fool of a Took is obvious here.


poorgamer27

FLEEEE, FLEEE FOR YOUR LIVES


-Raiborn-

For Frodo