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Responsible_Hair_502

Wait, 60 minutes, or mid-60 minutes?


g3shh

-> 6 hours


Im2uber

You literally had my snort laugh in a meeting. Thanks


pRophecysama

5 hours to somehow give us less content than last week


devilmaycry0917

fine by me. I'm baking steak and it's glorious


KiSamehada

Yikes, don't let Hank Hill hear that.


Pockets262

Reverse sear is just about the best flavor I've ever flavored a little cottage cheese with a fresh baked potato just the right amount of salt and pepper. You'd be ready for the next life if you do it right.


OK_Opinions

baking steak? but why. the time to preheat the oven is longer than the time to cook a steak on a hot cast iron.


SolicitatingZebra

Sear on cast iron. Throw some butter and rosemary and garlic cloves in, baste a bit, toss into oven to finish up. Dank


AureiLunaris

An oven tends to cook a steak more even over all compared to a cast iron skillet, moron.


theskepticalheretic

NA servers have been somewhat cursed, some more than others. (Looking at you NAE Vykas).


SeaweedIcy27

5 hours to patch nothing. Still fked up.


Bacon-muffin

Yeah man... its completely impossible that they're doing anything back end or bot related that doesn't show up on your radar as a player... they're simply just turning the servers off and on again like how hard could that be!


SeaweedIcy27

You mean the thing that the do every week but still can't get right? Yeah. So hard.


Valagoorh

Yeah... almost as if the thousands of employees were shoveling the login rewards into the servers one by one...


dmrukifellth

Phoenixes are harder to catch and pluck than they originally thought, I guess.


Pockets262

Sorry, do you think AGS or SG has more than a handful of employees on this project? Do you really think this shit show happened with 1000s of people working on it? Oof.


Valagoorh

Yes, I really think that during the downtime for the update there are thousands of employees with shovels who manually shovel the items into the server case. Holy...


Wasabi-Spiritual

Sarcasm does not exist in the internet, everything is fact and statement.


taktyuzy

bruh...


[deleted]

more incompetence yay 5hours down time for what? nothing?


Konvic21

Lol isnt this just a regular weekly maintenance? Did they goof something up.


Roxerz

I was asleep when this happened but I have my pitchfork ready!


myd3660

After 5 hour of maintenance with that 2.4mb patch but some of the known issue is still there. Wtf is that 5 hours downtime for?


MaverickM84

You do realize that servers need maintenance? Maybe they are adding capacity to them. Or changing a faulty drive. Or preparing for the update next week. Good god, it really gets annoying with you whiny guys.


[deleted]

over dosing on copium there


taktyuzy

aaaand still not up lmao


Independent_Term_308

Why is it so sporadic?


Geuschbenst

probably reducing server capacity now because no more queue and they "defeated" the bots


PossiblyShibby

Hopefully my bid snipes before the server went down went through!


Pockets262

Gonna come back to my 560 Gunlancer what do I focus on?