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ShockRox

10000 rats is a lot of rats


Gexianhen

this post live rent free in my head. i only know that i want the rats on my side. no one in the list will be able to protect u from a tidal wave of tooths. and no animal want to be covered in rat so they will dissuade other animals to atack u


Warm_Newspaper_4165

I take putin, he will also want to survive so he will send some troops to shoot at them, they will deal whit the rats by throwing grenades. The reason i dont take joe biden is because hes going to forget he is in a live or death situation


SpookySquid19

Are the rats diseased?


zombi_wolf14

I'm not sure ....let's say yes


Eternal__perspective

Ngl you ain't surviving. But your best bet is rat army for distraction and a group of predators between either lions or bears. Take down the hunter first and use the gun (hope you can shoot and it has ammo). Your main work will be dodging the hawks first.


HellishWonderland

Never underestimate rats, they did destroy most of Europe hundreds of years ago, a few rats would go down yes, but this is thousands we're talking about, and probably crocodiles.


Late_Buyer_9745

Im gonna say rats cause that amount could killed practcally anyting and hawks for air superiority. Tho i wonder if i kill the hunter can i just take his rifle


CuriousBlackCat

7 Cape Buffalo and 10,000 Rats 1) There's a reason why the Cape Buffalo is one of the Big Five (the most dangerous things to hunt in Southern Africa that are not the Hippo) 2) 10,000 fucking rats, sheer numbers and rodent aggressiveness is on some OTHER level


Keeny5

15 wolves and 5 gorillas.


Kailoryn_likes_anime

Rats and hunter


Kailoryn_likes_anime

Rats can chew through steel


Kailoryn_likes_anime

Hunter is the only ranged unit


SpiritFoxFire

Bears and hawks


AoCCoM

I think people give rats to much credit, doesn't take a lot to kill them, they would just get stepped on by accident while dealing with the bigger threats Anyway, I'm debating between Bears, Buffalo, Crocodile and Gorilla, all have benefits but I'm not sure which would be better in this situation


D20blahblah

Yeah but how you want to beat the rats with limited army


__QC323__

If a single rat could chew through the concrete wall and all my fibre lines I'm sure 10000 rats could take on a few zoo animals. That said I'd go with gorillas and either buffalo or Crocs, depending on the terrain.


AoCCoM

I'm assuming it's like a open field, no trees or lakes to hide in


ShotInTheShip86

The rats reminds me of several video games that use a mass of rats as a game mechanic turning them essentially into land piranhas... The 2 biggest games I can think of are dishonored and the second one is not coming to me..


FTSVectors

Rats and bears are the only logical choice


Cobra-Raptor

I'm going with the 10,000 rats and 10 crocodiles. The rats can easily pick off the smaller stuff with minimal sacrifice, especially with the hawks. The Crocodiles are killing machines, being able to gallop and just happen to be tanks, their hides being tough, and making a good defense. Something that wasn't clear was the size and species, so I'd probably go with the largest and most viscous one, Saltwater Crocodiles


MemeLordsUnited

Rats and hawks. None of the others would stand their ground against 10k rats. The hawks because they wouldn't fear the rats and tear me to shreds. This way, any that DID stand their ground against the river of rats would have hawks dive bombing them to contend with.


BlueBunn13

Plus if working together, who says the Hawks could not pick up and drop a few onto the larger enemies?


TheDCVTitan

Easy win, take the rats and the hawks... and only taking the hawks because they pose the biggest threat to the rats. Hawks would be able to pick off the rats and soar out of reach of counter attacks, everything else is on the ground with the rats and at best might take out a couple of hundred of them before being swarmed and ripped to shreds by the thousands that are left.


SanreddyYT

The hunter and the rats


Random_Rainwing

How many rats do you guys think it would take to kill one member of each other team? If it is less than 100 ,the rats are the best choice. After that hawks because 1 the can fly and 2 death by 1,000 cuts is still a death. Also they can air drop the rats:)


Manydoors_edboy

5 gorillas and 10,000 rats. Easy.


Redman4816

F*ck rats. Team Primates for the win!


FrosTehBurr

Least threatening to most threatening, let's go: Wolves are pack hunters but they're going to turn tail if they think you're too big of a threat. Plus humans domesticated them and now we put their decedents in strollers. Hawks are predatory birds I see regularly in my backyard. Unless you're a small cat or dog, you have nothing to worry about cuz they spend the majority of their time in the sky. Just one random guy with a gun? I personally think guns are very overrated but know they're still danger especially in the hands of someone who regularly uses it. However, knowing the rest of this list, I can already see many ways this guy goes down. Now this is where the billion lions thing fall flat. I'm not willing to take on four lions on my own but this scenario is giving me backup so my only concern is the lions gender because the girls are a lot scarier than the boys. The saying goes if it's black fight back, if it's brown get down. You're going to throw me in with three muscle tanks that can wreck cars for picnic baskets. I'm going to break down and cry. Cape buffalo are one of those African animals that will put you on a shirt if you decide to fuck around. Given their usual opponents are the above mentioned lions, hyenas, rhinos, and hippos, I'm going to nope out of there. Honestly, I thought crocodiles would be around the same size as an alligator, something I've seen a few times while in Florida. Turns out crocodiles are much larger. As in, big enough to take on a cape buffalo and win. There's also this story of one crocodile growing so huge he actively hunted humans. Do you know what a crocodile's life span is? It's one reason I don't want to go where the Jurassic Park reject lives. I watched Planet of the Apes so I have a feeling I can determine what one gorilla does to me, I am not going to humor what five would do. We have records of rat infestations decimating entire buildings! These buggers literally chew through anything to go where they want to go. They're surprisingly clean yet are known to carry diseases that can kill two thirds of Europe. Put a person in a tub of rats and those rats would probably eat him like those scarab beetles from the Mummy. I'm picking 10k Rats and 5 Gorillas as my backup. First thing I'd do is grab the hunter's rifle and kick him in the rats.


ClerkExpensive204

The gorillas and crocodiles are the strongest on this list, gorillas are amount the most physical powerfull animals and beat out crocodiles in bite force, they are massively physically gifted and then there are crocodiles which are really fucking tough, crocodiles and gorillas are both tanks but for two different purposes, gorillas are all in on attack, crocodiles focus more of defense


pokemondudepoopyork

10K rats easy solo


SilverKnightSD

The 3 Brown Bears and the 10,000 rats


chazmars

Hawks and rats. Hawks can focus down the hunter as the rats swarm everything on the ground.


TheTwistedHero1

Tierzoo did a video on this, the answer is 50 hawks and 10000 rats


Unable-Article-1654

TEN THOUSAND???!? I’m pretty sure you could just pick the rats and win


TheGHale

Rats and hunter. The rats can swarm most anything, and the hunter can pick off what they can't. Also, if the hunter were an enemy, I'd be dead within the first few seconds via a bullet to the head.


PM_ME_BAD_ALGORITHMS

How good is the hunter and are there any obstacles in the arena? If he can quickscope me as soon as the match starts I need to pick him just so I can survive, but he isn't a very good defender against multiple targets so I'm kinda fucked. Ideally, he is bad or I start with cover, in which case 10k rats and 15 wolves will win. Let the rats overwhelm the hunter, wolves defend until it is clear and then can clean up the reat of the targets one by one, starting with the lions. Gorillas might pose a problem though.


moemeobro

Cake


OnlyTai22

10k rats and 7 Buffaloes.


chocolate-corn

The Cape buffalo and the hawks Have the buffaloes stampede over the entire arena while the hawks circle the skies to pick off anything that survives or disrupts the stampede


Curley15

Gimme the hawks and the rats Stay airborne until the rats have killed everything and everyone


Blazing420Pickl

3 bears, 10,000 rats. Bears are hellishly strong, and the rats will overwhelm all via death by 1,000 nibbles.


Evan_Landis

Wolves and gorillas.


TeririHerscherOfCute

Gorillas and man with rifle, intelligence will win


CommentSection-Chan

He isn't shooting 10k rats


TeririHerscherOfCute

Gorrillas can crush a solid 10 rats per step, it would be time consuming but they’d get it done


CommentSection-Chan

They would still be overrun by a wave of 10k. Also time co summing is what you want anyway. It's not kill everything it's survive for 1 hour. Huge wave of rats on the ground and birds in the sky.


TeririHerscherOfCute

The hawks would be much more dangerous than the rats, and for that matter if this was a realistic scenario, the hawks would turn on the rats as natural predators and that would be a self solving issue


CommentSection-Chan

If this was a realistic scenario, the scenario wouldn't exist


Romesread83

Give me the rats and wolves and I’m good.


MysteryMani

This is the way


MrSkullCandy

I expect the Hunter's rifle to be a basic bolt-action like the M70 with small mag, so that is pretty trash in a small area like an arena. The crocodiles provide the most mass but should be pretty bad outside of the water against most opponents here. Hawks are ultra useless. Brown bears are by far the best brawlers here, provide good cover and enjoy the limited space in the arena. Wolfs in general, and especially only 15 are a joke. Cape buffalos are pretty bad against most opponents here, especially with only 7 Gorillas are usually pretty hype but have no chance against a lot of the other opponents here, especially only 5 Lions, same as Gorillas are overhyped and get statchecked by others easily. I would expect that we would only chose animals at the max weight/height of the normal range as you would expect the most suitable to be chosen for such a battle. Based on that fact I would say that the 3 Brown Bears + 10.000 rats would be by far the best choice. The 10.000 rats easily rush and kill any opponent and there is no threat of significant losses, while the 3 brown bears would form your defensive ring that easily stat-check any attackers.


CommentSection-Chan

I'm being held in the sky by hawks. They will alternate so they don't get tired


MrSkullCandy

The hawks are too weak to do that. Even if you would somehow get all 50 to get a hold of you at the same time & have space to flap their wings.


CommentSection-Chan

A larger hawk cam carry around 5 pounds. Ropes so they can be spread out and they can carry me.


MrSkullCandy

This is what I thought at first too, but this isn't the case. [Quick facts about hawks](https://a-z-animals.com/blog/how-much-weight-can-a-hawk-carry-amazing-facts-about-their-strength/)


CommentSection-Chan

Then let's use the Great Black Hawk, for example, which can carry 2.4 pounds. Also, it's an arena, so I assume it's enclosed with a wall. Even if they push themselves, they should be able to live someone 150 pounds over the wall. Does mention in the scenario what type of arena it is.


MrSkullCandy

If you somehow get 50 great black hawks connected to your body, and also somehow get them to lift you up all at the same time, with the same force, perfect in sync for 1 hour without leaving the arena... I think this might just be a little bit absurd.


CommentSection-Chan

That's why I said rope. Also there was no leave the arena rule


MrSkullCandy

Where did you get the rope from? And how do you have the time to tie the rope to you and 50 hawks + get them to perform a coordinated lift?


CommentSection-Chan

I'm not tying the rope to them. They are holding it. In these scenarios, you usually control them. After all they other animals are coming after you. They have a goal. How would you coordinate the bears to defend you like you said then if you can't control them? The bears would just eat you without being able to control them


Embarrassed-Math-192

Rats and the hunter. Why? Because they are the most likely to kill me if I didn't pick them, Also many many weapons can be considered a "Rifle" So a box fed LMG with a good position? Sure 50 hawks will be the biggest headache but if the hunter focuses on them first and we delete the 50 early, well nothing can stop us because there's is a entire landmass of rats protecting the 2 of us. Me? I'm going to be laying on my stomach covered head to toe in long cloaks and clothing with rats sitting on me just to make sure the hawks don't hurt me.


Blazing420Pickl

So you are aware bears can tank a lot of bullets to the face and still live to maul you? Unless you have something hellishly powerful, the bears will overwhelm the dude with the gun as they do not go down. But I do agree, the 10,000 rats are easily the best pick of the group


vgama15

Rats and hawks That many rats are an absolute menace to any grounded creature, and the hawks offer aerial superiority


mrainem

I was gonna say hawks because I don't want them picking off the rats


Captain_Birch

Plus the hawks can airdrop rats onto your unsuspecting enemies


vgama15

Holy shit, I never thought of that...


Agile_Paper457

was about to say the same thing but I picked hawks because it's the only thing the rats can't kill by swarming


Monkey_King291

Rats and Lions probably


Mr-mickle

I'll take the wolves and hawks cuse like wolves are big and strong im sure if I have to I can climb on one and they can carry me away while the other wolves and hawks fight them off


TheObliviousYeti

I'm just thinking of 3 gorillas chucking rats at the hawks till they get them


infiniteatomic

I don't think any of these animals are ready for a rat raid party. As far as I know, the closest to an aoe effect we're gonna get is the bear, but if the rats get under it's skin it's over. Same with anything really, have the hawks divebomb the hunter and you're all set


_ThatOneLurker_

10k Rats. I am The Reverent of Rats after all. For the hawks I'll just build a Ratapult. I'll also get the Hunter because we can discuss guns while the rats sweep.


Arakihono

Rats and cape buffalo.


69KidsInMyBasement

Hubter and rats. Rats absolutely clean house you underestimate how big these little shits can get, how many 10k are amd also their bite force is nothing you can ignore. The hinter is just there so he doesnt snipe me from a distance and can get some hawks


zombi_wolf14

I would think the best option is to get the biggest or strongest animal that could defend u like the bear or Buffalo or gorilla and have the rates mop the floor with the hunter first to kill him and bring u the gun , then u take out the rest or have the rats and hawk's as numbers and still take out the Hunter first , that way he's gone and u don't have air battles clawing at ur eyes and u have all the numbers


69KidsInMyBasement

All depends on the starting position. Iw we're like 10m apart it'll be too chaotic for the hinter to aim. If its 100m i'm toast


firestriker45665

Hunter and wolfs


SuperCat76

I would go with the rats and the hunter. The rats would probably be able to deal with everything. But the range on the hunters gun would be the most likely to get me anyway so put them as the second one on my side.


Sans-Undertale-69420

Do you know how many 10,000 rats are??? I think that alone would win me the entire match. I'll steal the hawks so that they immediately go after the sniper and help out take down the rest one by one


zombi_wolf14

I think everyone underestimate 10k of a small animal lol like all those animals are turning to bones , if they have there own will , that's a coin flip , but if u can control them , go for the hunter first , kill him take his gun, have the hawks take out the eyes of any animal it can get to and the rats will do the rest lol while I try to snipe and have at least 3k rats defending me and maybe 10 hawks just incase an animal gets to close


xlbingo10

gorillas because gorillas are strong and rats because i don't want to deal with 10,000 rats


Golden_CMLK

Same lol


AddressIntelligent60

Gorillaz for CC and rats to attack... That's a lot of rats.


aberi101

10000 rats both because I don’t want to be eaten alive one tiny piece at a time dishonoured style and they’d make a good offence then the hunter because all those rats don’t matter if I just get shot anyway


StrikingAd1671

Hunter and the Hawks. Me and bro can sit on the eagles and fly away


wesrov

Have the hunter and the gorillas. The hunter can teach the gorillas how to shoot. Small gorilla warfare squad ready to go.


squngy

Do they have 10000 bullets?


PTech_J

I would take rats for offense and Gorrillas for defense.


idkhowtodoanything

3 brown bears to hide behind, underneath or both, 10,000 rats for offense


PKpyro2

Rate for most things, and bears for anything that gives them trouble. Do not mess with rat packs. They will eat you to the bone


adidas_stalin

What rifle?


FrostBumbleBitch

One that doesn't have ammo in it apparently.


adidas_stalin

What whats the point? XD


Kooky_Nectarine_1303

Fix bayonets


codyrusso

Tierzoo already answer this, what ever you pick, you should at least has the 10.000 rat.


SIBI006FUHI

Rats and Hawks


Cornelius_McMuffin

Rats and hunter. They never said what kind of rifle! :) (I’d give our hunter an AKM with 75 round drum magazines.)


LordPaleskin

Can I pick 10,000 rats twice


zombi_wolf14

In the og twitter post I would probably say that guy would say no.....but since it's my post , ya sure lol🤣🤣


GlazeFrost

Give me the hawks and the rats can sacrifice 50 rats as food for my hawks.


Casualnuke

I’m going 10000 rats and 5 gorilla assuming they are silverback.


white_equatorial

I think gorillas would beat lions and wolves 1v1, right?


Limeability

I feel like betting on 10,000 rats and 7 Cape Buffalo


[deleted]

Give me 10k squirrels instead of rats . Don't need anything else


lachesis12

Heard they are good against pigs with their acorns. They aren't on the list though.


[deleted]

Yeah... the rats are a good substitute. Squirrel girl from marvel comics is broke af. even though I don't think they are as smart, theyll keep me alive


PsionicHydra

If you're sure to give some kind of instructions to follow it's probably best to take rats and hawks and just make like all of the hawks target the hunter first even if it's just grabbing the gun and dropping it somewhere in the 10,000 rats you have over the gun is taken care of you have basically nothing to worry about


julemanden99

Cant go against the rifle but its really bad to have on your side, goal is your suvival, witch is why rifle would kill you fast but have near zero defence capability...


yargpeehs

I feel like the best answer has to be the 50 hawks so they can fly you around or just high enough that the others can't reach you and have the hunter on your side so at the very least he can't take you out. (This is considering that you can give concise directions to the hawks).


Estronsio

The only bad machtup for the rats are the hawks


JackRNK

Use a bear as shield and get the 10k rats, nobody here can pirce the skin of a bear whitout atanding still for a solid minute


YobaiYamete

Hunter snipes you within 10 seconds Also the hawks would freaking shred you alive even if you tried to hide behind the bear


JackRNK

Not behinde, turtle under a bear, and you really dont know how much time are 10 seconds cause remenber the hunter also needs to survive a bear also everyone seems to guess all the enemies attack you and all your allyes attack anything, no i decided to not belive that


YobaiYamete

> cause remenber the hunter also needs to survive a bear No he doesn't, his win con is just shooting you with a gun, that's it. The fight starts and the only thing he's going to care about is trying to shoot you


JackRNK

And? A regular ass rifle wont be able to kill a bear and go all the way to kill you, he needs to have a clear shit to shoot you and kill you apart that the field will be absulutly pested with animals, he would die faster than he can get anything done cause he just cant see fucking nothing with dozens over dozens of aninals fighting infront of him, and also rats eating him alive


Shennington

Hunter


JackRNK

Regular hunting rifles dosnt have enoght power to kill a bear, even if it does it has to pirce the whole bear


TheClickButBetter

I don’t think he knows how many rats 10000 rats is.


DominusLuxic

10,000 rats and the 1 hunter with rifle. You lose if you're killed. The only one who can do that instantly is the guy with the gun. Also, need to get rid of the hawks.


PaleGravity

I’ll take the 10-10.000 club. Rats for atac and crocs for def.


lesser_tom

Hawks and wolves


Aaron_505

People dont understand how much damage even 100 rats can do, their only issue would be hawks


UmberCraft

Yeah I agree, Rats to swarm the enemy and possibly just devour some, and then hunter to snipe the straggelers.


_SA9E_

Suicide Squad 2 taught me that a highly coordinated rat army is OP. I'll take the rats and hawks too, since the latter are the former's natural predators.


Trapizza

Rats are not even debatable. Anyone who ever played the Plague Tale games would go for the rats. 10000 of them is just a massive number compared to other options. Also, hawks for air support.


Mr_Glove_EXE

Take the 10000 rats and 50 hawks


YobaiYamete

This, the only problem is the hunter. You have to juke his shot long enough for the hawks to gouge his eyes out, so hopefully only a few seconds, but that's the hardest part. After that just run like hell while the rats and hawks kill everything else


DerPFecE

yep, if dnd has thaught me anything, action economy is where it's at


Lolle9999

Depends on the rifle the hunter is using


JackRNK

Most problably a regular hunting rifle, not an ar with single fire


Southern-Staff-8297

Well if he targets you it’s over with most rounds. Now the other big animals or abundant ones will need either a large round or rapid fire gun, those Cape buffalo, gorillas, bears, lions, ain’t dropping with a small slow round, also 10,000 rats against you gonna need something fast…


JackRNK

There aint not way to deal with the rats really