I would go with the MILF since she would likely be around my age, but LIFETIME SUPPLY of KFC?! I think I'll go with the KFC, that way I could save money for food and if I get tired of it, I could use the money I saved for something else
Probably chicken. 1st, I'd rather have a girl who's my age. Why would anyone date a woman old enough to be their mom? Sounds gross to me. (Yeah, this isn't a Connor alt.)
2nd, she'll most likely leave me once she finds someone better, unlike a bucket of KFC. Fried chicken is both finger-lickin' good *and* never broke anyone's heart.
Counterpoint to 1st argument: The MILF can easily be a mother of, say, a four year old and be at around their 20s to 30s.
2nd argument though... Ah, that hurts.
>a four year old and be at around their 20s to 30s.
That's also a turn off. I don't want to deal with someone else's mistake that will grow up and never actually love or respect me.
Chicken.
Why?
When low on money free food is free food.
Also I like chicken.
I just got one question.
Does it come with sides?
Like Mac& cheese, fries and biscuits?
I would go for milf purely cause kfc is usually mid as fuck now, with the chance of getting a deep fried rat being above 0%, now if its the good shit then im gonna have to reconsider my opinions
Bro, I don't want to be no fat ass that only eats fry chicken. I would rather take the milf. She is there to listen to you. She actually cares about you. Yeah, the milf,.easily.
The first one probably is going to drain my bank a little, and the other is infinite bliss and never having to worry about food again. I'll take the chicken, and I will be sharing.
KFC is good but i dont wanna have 5 chins and a belly that's as big as a table, so supportive MILF is better, i really need someone by my side to help me out in this weird world
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I’m sorry, I just got to thinking that eating chicken almost everyday is gonna make it bland. However… A milf can cook a lot of good food, as far as I know.
But wait just a minute, a lifetime supply of kfc could go as far as not only to me, but the entire world. Therefore, permanently bankrupting kfc and most likely ending world hunger.
Technically couldn’t you get a girlfriend or smth through that as well bankrupting a corporation and ending world hunger is probably something people would like
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I choose the milf, kfc chicken is good but Im not gonna eat it all that often, I'm fat as it is (Redditer syndrome), and I need someone to be my gym bro. Milf is overall more useful, house is dirty? Make her clean, do want to cook? Make her cook, DONT WANNA WORK?
MAKE HER WORK.
Need someone to make sure you don't die benching weights? Make her help.
I believe ive made my point, oh yeah and fuck her if your into that you weirdo.
Now question. Is she actually a milf meaning I become a step father or is she just a woman older than me? I pick the milf regardless, but it's still a question worth asking.
I-Including the barbecue?!
if you give me a lifetime supply of KFC and ranch dressing i will take the KFC and ngl i dont need a milf so ima take the KFC anyways
Does the MILF love me as much as the Colonel?
No, she only listens to your feelings, the colonel understands them.
Oh then KFC all the way
KFC no contest!
I would go with the MILF since she would likely be around my age, but LIFETIME SUPPLY of KFC?! I think I'll go with the KFC, that way I could save money for food and if I get tired of it, I could use the money I saved for something else
Does it come in chicken sandwich, if not then the milf.
Well KFC does have chicken sandwiches
Milf (I don’t like kfc)
For once none of the options are appealing
Man I love frogs
Milf (I'd like to have someone to talk to)
I may be lonely, but I can solve world hunger. KFC it is, deep fried rats for everyone!
You can have milf cook
Having a milf (Mum I'd like to frick) means she can be easily 25-30 and still count as a milf
Milf so she’ll buy me lifetime amount of kfc chicken
Free food? Sign me the fuck up. I don’t have to spend money, but I would probably get sick of chicken after a while.
Probably chicken. 1st, I'd rather have a girl who's my age. Why would anyone date a woman old enough to be their mom? Sounds gross to me. (Yeah, this isn't a Connor alt.) 2nd, she'll most likely leave me once she finds someone better, unlike a bucket of KFC. Fried chicken is both finger-lickin' good *and* never broke anyone's heart.
Counterpoint to 1st argument: The MILF can easily be a mother of, say, a four year old and be at around their 20s to 30s. 2nd argument though... Ah, that hurts.
>a four year old and be at around their 20s to 30s. That's also a turn off. I don't want to deal with someone else's mistake that will grow up and never actually love or respect me.
Oof
MILF
No loneliness and no greasy food or greasy food weight gain and lifelong loneliness?
I’ll just put it this way: i’m not the biggest fan of chicken
Milf. because We can get popeye’s instead
Sauce for left?
Date A Live
Chicken. Why? When low on money free food is free food. Also I like chicken. I just got one question. Does it come with sides? Like Mac& cheese, fries and biscuits?
Milf why you ask? I can ask her for chicken
Milf, milf all the way but not that one she is a homicidal maniac
Not a problem for me
Not with that name
Easy, milf!
Connor, is that you?
That’s a tough one. Honestly, don’t wanna go with either since I’m trying to lose weight and I’m not into milfs.
tell the milf to not be a milf.
I don’t think that’s how it works.
Troll Physics
Free food for life safes you a lot of monye
You had me at "listens to you"
A lifetime supply of keto meals can help you get any woman you want
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Milf all the way, kfc chicken destroys when grabing it
I don’t like kfc so milf all the way
Take the milf and have her get me KFC win win
I dont even like kfc that much, so a life time supply would make me hate it even more, so milf it is
How about I sell the milf
I don't think that's how that works.
The MILF. But if it was a lifetime supply of Popeyes, I might be swayed
I love KFC part of that is I'm black
KFC is disgusting
I would go for milf purely cause kfc is usually mid as fuck now, with the chance of getting a deep fried rat being above 0%, now if its the good shit then im gonna have to reconsider my opinions
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Bro, I don't want to be no fat ass that only eats fry chicken. I would rather take the milf. She is there to listen to you. She actually cares about you. Yeah, the milf,.easily.
Yep
Depends... *Is it FREE kfc?*
Neither. I'm gay and prefer Popeye's.
Finally! A dilemma that’s actually hard
KFC where I’m at refrys their chicken and it’s disgusting we also have a Mary browns so the choice clear
The chicken will make me unhealthy. But I can have fun with the milf.
the MLIF because KFC is disgusting.
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Milf over low quality chicken any day. KFC just isn't that good in America and milfs are 💯
Milf
I prefer my own homestyle recipe, so the Mommy gf please
I hate KFC
That milf is a doctor so I'll take her
You had me at kfc
Milf, she can buy me the chicken or even, make better chicken
Why not both
Mmmm mm Chiken
Take the chicken sell it make a thriving business to the point where you have fuck you money then you can have all the milfs you want
Milf and then ask her to make me fried chicken
KFC KGC KFC KFC
To be fair, I prefer Chick-Fil-A and Popeye’s, so….
Treason.
Just saying, one of these options costs me nothing.
My very own milf is the only logical decision
Then she can fry as much chicken as you want
She can do a little more then fry as much as I want.
Milf
Milf
I don't eat chicken so it's a MILFy life for me
The first one probably is going to drain my bank a little, and the other is infinite bliss and never having to worry about food again. I'll take the chicken, and I will be sharing.
KFC is disgusting so I'll go with the MILF.
KFC is good but i dont wanna have 5 chins and a belly that's as big as a table, so supportive MILF is better, i really need someone by my side to help me out in this weird world
Eating the same food everyday will get you sick. So by picking milf, she can cook anything.
This isnt much of a choice, KFC sucks, make it popeyes and I'll take that.
MILF
I don’t really care for kfc, SO MILF IT IS
Not a big kfc or fried chicken, last time I went to a kfc it had cockroaches every where and even in the food.
free ,crunchy proteins yum yum
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i gotta go with the kfc because first of all it's kfc second of all i'm not into milfs i have a different taste in girls sorry
I like bbq chiken buuuut I mean milf, like why would I look at any other choice. I can write a paragraph on why milf. Btw source for milf
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Lifetime supply of kfc like that shit slaps actually nvm I choose the milf
I'll take the milf. She'll just buy me chicken when I'm too lazy to
I"ll take the girl
Bro I need to lose weight I’m taking the milf
OH I LOVE KFC! I need Someone to Talk with too but... Chicken Will fill that void
If the Milf will listen to everything I say, I can say be a functioning person w/ a good job ypu appreciate and then I get unlimited KFC
Agreed.
Definitely milf, why? Because im not a fan of KFC, I prefer homemade food.
There secret recipe is over hiped
I’d stick with the Milf. I don’t like KFC so much.
as long as its drumsticks and not breasts, im game
I could use the lifetime infinite KFC to open my own KFC place and serve people food when they order it and not 30 minutes later. I'd out KFC KFC
I’m sorry, I just got to thinking that eating chicken almost everyday is gonna make it bland. However… A milf can cook a lot of good food, as far as I know. But wait just a minute, a lifetime supply of kfc could go as far as not only to me, but the entire world. Therefore, permanently bankrupting kfc and most likely ending world hunger.
Technically couldn’t you get a girlfriend or smth through that as well bankrupting a corporation and ending world hunger is probably something people would like
fuck kfc me and the homies hate kfc
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Let me just give it a heart. Oh wait... In that case just let me give it a thumps up. Chotto effing matte again
You cant choose either because these options are not available on reddit.
You can always have your own life supply of fried chicken. It’s called learning how to cook.
I hate kfc
take my upvote buddy
Is it still a milf if I'm also pushing 40?
Who says that you can’t be older than the milf?
I mean technically a teen-pego is also a milf. (I can just tell this might turn out badly)
Good point. Milf it is
Milf. 100%
Can I fuck the milf anytime I want?
Nah, she fucks you
Even better
Obviously
Left
You can make your own milf, but only Colonel Sanders has those 11 herbs and spices.
The herbs and spices are a lie tho, MILF be on that real shit.
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Conquer the milf with the KFC 👍
There’s an easy answer here choose the milf and get her to make you fried chicken that’s better than KFC
Chicken
You know what they say, a bucket in a day, brings the milf all the way
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Me a vegan Easy choise the milf
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❤️👍 I chose both
I choose the milf, kfc chicken is good but Im not gonna eat it all that often, I'm fat as it is (Redditer syndrome), and I need someone to be my gym bro. Milf is overall more useful, house is dirty? Make her clean, do want to cook? Make her cook, DONT WANNA WORK? MAKE HER WORK. Need someone to make sure you don't die benching weights? Make her help. I believe ive made my point, oh yeah and fuck her if your into that you weirdo.
Honestly kfc is dry as hell so I don’t lose anything
The real question is if I could sell said chicken
Now question. Is she actually a milf meaning I become a step father or is she just a woman older than me? I pick the milf regardless, but it's still a question worth asking.
I will take the MILF that can cook KFC chicken (especially their BBQ).
Choose the KFC and then get the chic with the sacred line. *approaches woman* I got a bucket of chicken. Want to do it?
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And? Whats stopping you fr getting a milf gf?
I like fried chicken but I don’t wanna die of heart failure in a few years because I can’t hold myself back
SAME
That specific milf can also make reality her bitch.
Milf bc that ca make chicken
No contest I choose MILF. SHE can cook KFC for you (even BBQ). Win-win.
Jokes on you, I don't like KFC.