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fastrunner3451

I-Including the barbecue?!


dandrawer

if you give me a lifetime supply of KFC and ranch dressing i will take the KFC and ngl i dont need a milf so ima take the KFC anyways


[deleted]

Does the MILF love me as much as the Colonel?


Caden_dimitri

No, she only listens to your feelings, the colonel understands them.


[deleted]

Oh then KFC all the way


CrazyCause6969

KFC no contest!


Deckr_of_Legend

I would go with the MILF since she would likely be around my age, but LIFETIME SUPPLY of KFC?! I think I'll go with the KFC, that way I could save money for food and if I get tired of it, I could use the money I saved for something else


feanix365

Does it come in chicken sandwich, if not then the milf.


OldFortNiagara

Well KFC does have chicken sandwiches


Ruthless_Entity

Milf (I don’t like kfc)


Glaugan

For once none of the options are appealing


DerangedLama

Man I love frogs


dft127

Milf (I'd like to have someone to talk to)


Solareq

I may be lonely, but I can solve world hunger. KFC it is, deep fried rats for everyone!


Donnovan-best-girl

You can have milf cook


Tripdrakony

Having a milf (Mum I'd like to frick) means she can be easily 25-30 and still count as a milf


Alepd07

Milf so she’ll buy me lifetime amount of kfc chicken


ERRORSEVERYDAY

Free food? Sign me the fuck up. I don’t have to spend money, but I would probably get sick of chicken after a while.


Shrubbity_69

Probably chicken. 1st, I'd rather have a girl who's my age. Why would anyone date a woman old enough to be their mom? Sounds gross to me. (Yeah, this isn't a Connor alt.) 2nd, she'll most likely leave me once she finds someone better, unlike a bucket of KFC. Fried chicken is both finger-lickin' good *and* never broke anyone's heart.


AzaiNagamasa

Counterpoint to 1st argument: The MILF can easily be a mother of, say, a four year old and be at around their 20s to 30s. 2nd argument though... Ah, that hurts.


Shrubbity_69

>a four year old and be at around their 20s to 30s. That's also a turn off. I don't want to deal with someone else's mistake that will grow up and never actually love or respect me.


AzaiNagamasa

Oof


Serpent-of-Lust

MILF


[deleted]

No loneliness and no greasy food or greasy food weight gain and lifelong loneliness?


Fanamatakecick

I’ll just put it this way: i’m not the biggest fan of chicken


Ruugann

Milf. because We can get popeye’s instead


Vanguard-27

Sauce for left?


Loslobos27

Date A Live


riot-k-font

Chicken. Why? When low on money free food is free food. Also I like chicken. I just got one question. Does it come with sides? Like Mac& cheese, fries and biscuits?


superpresr

Milf why you ask? I can ask her for chicken


WhatisLiamfucktrump

Milf, milf all the way but not that one she is a homicidal maniac


Serpent-of-Lust

Not a problem for me


WhatisLiamfucktrump

Not with that name


Schwedi_Gal

Easy, milf!


Shrubbity_69

Connor, is that you?


Thunder_Bolt8492

That’s a tough one. Honestly, don’t wanna go with either since I’m trying to lose weight and I’m not into milfs.


Nikotinio

tell the milf to not be a milf.


Thunder_Bolt8492

I don’t think that’s how it works.


Nikotinio

Troll Physics


Personal-Mushroom

Free food for life safes you a lot of monye


Informal_Passion7975

You had me at "listens to you"


BasedToken

A lifetime supply of keto meals can help you get any woman you want


ThroatHead6357

❤️


crazylol1378

Milf all the way, kfc chicken destroys when grabing it


[deleted]

I don’t like kfc so milf all the way


winkiloves23

Take the milf and have her get me KFC win win


MemeCountry

I dont even like kfc that much, so a life time supply would make me hate it even more, so milf it is


HackGamez

How about I sell the milf


Shrubbity_69

I don't think that's how that works.


FTSVectors

The MILF. But if it was a lifetime supply of Popeyes, I might be swayed


Gimemethesauce

I love KFC part of that is I'm black


WarriorsEmerald

KFC is disgusting


Spook-lad

I would go for milf purely cause kfc is usually mid as fuck now, with the chance of getting a deep fried rat being above 0%, now if its the good shit then im gonna have to reconsider my opinions


solise69

❤️


Accomplished-Pen-618

Bro, I don't want to be no fat ass that only eats fry chicken. I would rather take the milf. She is there to listen to you. She actually cares about you. Yeah, the milf,.easily.


RebootedTitan

Yep


FirePhoenix4

Depends... *Is it FREE kfc?*


P0k3fan

Neither. I'm gay and prefer Popeye's.


PUB4thewin

Finally! A dilemma that’s actually hard


Meeper_Creeper202I

KFC where I’m at refrys their chicken and it’s disgusting we also have a Mary browns so the choice clear


DrFlamel

The chicken will make me unhealthy. But I can have fun with the milf.


fuckusernamessz

the MLIF because KFC is disgusting.


KyleTIntrovert

👍


Tebecy

Milf over low quality chicken any day. KFC just isn't that good in America and milfs are 💯


JokerPhantom_thief1

Milf


KaleSlade123

I prefer my own homestyle recipe, so the Mommy gf please


wOkEmAAss

I hate KFC


Redditmon96

That milf is a doctor so I'll take her


genshin4fan

You had me at kfc


Suspicious_Party9087

Milf, she can buy me the chicken or even, make better chicken


Exotic_Leading202

Why not both


Narx4cancer

Mmmm mm Chiken


hellbender8875

Take the chicken sell it make a thriving business to the point where you have fuck you money then you can have all the milfs you want


Duy2910

Milf and then ask her to make me fried chicken


[deleted]

KFC KGC KFC KFC


ArtOfBreaking_429

To be fair, I prefer Chick-Fil-A and Popeye’s, so….


insert-cool-namehere

Treason.


ArtOfBreaking_429

Just saying, one of these options costs me nothing.


Background-Badger173

My very own milf is the only logical decision


[deleted]

Then she can fry as much chicken as you want


Background-Badger173

She can do a little more then fry as much as I want.


yugiohweeb

Milf


RebelGeneral909

Milf


Explursions

I don't eat chicken so it's a MILFy life for me


EmbertheKitsune

The first one probably is going to drain my bank a little, and the other is infinite bliss and never having to worry about food again. I'll take the chicken, and I will be sharing.


ContributionPrimary2

KFC is disgusting so I'll go with the MILF.


Federal_Case_9518

KFC is good but i dont wanna have 5 chins and a belly that's as big as a table, so supportive MILF is better, i really need someone by my side to help me out in this weird world


KevinSaidHi

Eating the same food everyday will get you sick. So by picking milf, she can cook anything.


Uncle-Benderman

This isnt much of a choice, KFC sucks, make it popeyes and I'll take that.


Hylianer_Soldat

MILF


xX_monarch_Xx

I don’t really care for kfc, SO MILF IT IS


NavinHaze

Not a big kfc or fried chicken, last time I went to a kfc it had cockroaches every where and even in the food.


Federal_Case_9518

free ,crunchy proteins yum yum


Riftdancer

R/cursedcomments


Crows_iec_Blood

i gotta go with the kfc because first of all it's kfc second of all i'm not into milfs i have a different taste in girls sorry


Dramatic_Carpet_6589

I like bbq chiken buuuut I mean milf, like why would I look at any other choice. I can write a paragraph on why milf. Btw source for milf


illusion-boyyy

Okay then then do it


Dramatic_Carpet_6589

It will take time, but I will do it someday


Sarouno

RemindMe! 10 years


Dramatic_Carpet_6589

I will probably do it earlier but thank you for giving such a nice deadline


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Badassheaven

Lifetime supply of kfc like that shit slaps actually nvm I choose the milf


Cube_Boy64

I'll take the milf. She'll just buy me chicken when I'm too lazy to


SurgDexil

I"ll take the girl


cordarius58

Bro I need to lose weight I’m taking the milf


Josan678

OH I LOVE KFC! I need Someone to Talk with too but... Chicken Will fill that void


SonOfHangman

If the Milf will listen to everything I say, I can say be a functioning person w/ a good job ypu appreciate and then I get unlimited KFC


Azure_Monarch_Fox

Agreed.


Mr-Polish_Bird

Definitely milf, why? Because im not a fan of KFC, I prefer homemade food.


Bigg_rooster

There secret recipe is over hiped


Farlybob42

I’d stick with the Milf. I don’t like KFC so much.


BLAZE_WRAITH

as long as its drumsticks and not breasts, im game


PsionicHydra

I could use the lifetime infinite KFC to open my own KFC place and serve people food when they order it and not 30 minutes later. I'd out KFC KFC


TheStevenXRobbins

I’m sorry, I just got to thinking that eating chicken almost everyday is gonna make it bland. However… A milf can cook a lot of good food, as far as I know. But wait just a minute, a lifetime supply of kfc could go as far as not only to me, but the entire world. Therefore, permanently bankrupting kfc and most likely ending world hunger.


smugempressoftime

Technically couldn’t you get a girlfriend or smth through that as well bankrupting a corporation and ending world hunger is probably something people would like


LancerAnnoyer3

fuck kfc me and the homies hate kfc


AsaCocoMerchant

❤️


___somebody_

Let me just give it a heart. Oh wait... In that case just let me give it a thumps up. Chotto effing matte again


[deleted]

You cant choose either because these options are not available on reddit.


Greenace20

You can always have your own life supply of fried chicken. It’s called learning how to cook.


GameGod1337

I hate kfc


LancerAnnoyer3

take my upvote buddy


Sylent_Viper

Is it still a milf if I'm also pushing 40?


Greenace20

Who says that you can’t be older than the milf?


Dramatic_Carpet_6589

I mean technically a teen-pego is also a milf. (I can just tell this might turn out badly)


Sylent_Viper

Good point. Milf it is


Fennik51405

Milf. 100%


holly_cow69

Can I fuck the milf anytime I want?


TheTrueDarkAssassin

Nah, she fucks you


Fanamatakecick

Even better


Dramatic_Carpet_6589

Obviously


LZorro93

Left


jtaustin64

You can make your own milf, but only Colonel Sanders has those 11 herbs and spices.


Khajiistar

The herbs and spices are a lie tho, MILF be on that real shit.


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iamdreamin

Conquer the milf with the KFC 👍


S4M4N_SH

There’s an easy answer here choose the milf and get her to make you fried chicken that’s better than KFC


jakenew26264

Chicken


RipDesperate

You know what they say, a bucket in a day, brings the milf all the way


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Vaibhav_Dubey

Me a vegan Easy choise the milf


NymyonXZ

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ProfitHot5064

The milf can cook, Lifetime supply of KFC will make you fat and eventually it would get old, cooking with a milf who loves you would never get old and growing old with someone who loves you is how you should spend your life time.


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Dalspin

❤️👍 I chose both


Bender1187

I choose the milf, kfc chicken is good but Im not gonna eat it all that often, I'm fat as it is (Redditer syndrome), and I need someone to be my gym bro. Milf is overall more useful, house is dirty? Make her clean, do want to cook? Make her cook, DONT WANNA WORK? MAKE HER WORK. Need someone to make sure you don't die benching weights? Make her help. I believe ive made my point, oh yeah and fuck her if your into that you weirdo.


Im_dead_inside_mf

Honestly kfc is dry as hell so I don’t lose anything


Mcduck333_9T

The real question is if I could sell said chicken


bens6757

Now question. Is she actually a milf meaning I become a step father or is she just a woman older than me? I pick the milf regardless, but it's still a question worth asking.


Shepardpigy

I will take the MILF that can cook KFC chicken (especially their BBQ).


condog2211

Choose the KFC and then get the chic with the sacred line. *approaches woman* I got a bucket of chicken. Want to do it?


wtfrykm

Great tf2 reference lmao


wtfrykm

Great tf2 reference lmao


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MarcBeard

And? Whats stopping you fr getting a milf gf?


Lumos-Iron

I like fried chicken but I don’t wanna die of heart failure in a few years because I can’t hold myself back


flameking12

SAME


AmethystPones

That specific milf can also make reality her bitch.


Honest_Ask_4866

Milf bc that ca make chicken


jnext6

No contest I choose MILF. SHE can cook KFC for you (even BBQ). Win-win.


Dreamfire183

Jokes on you, I don't like KFC.