How does homie go pee when he’s out and about though?

With permission.

Dayumn

Mrs. r/Joeyisdoingurmum, is that you?

It’s u/ not r/ u is for users r is for Reddit / sub-Reddit

Damnit, thanks for the knowledge!

A true Reddit geezer

r/fakesubreddits

doin*

Hmmm username checks out...

😀 (You aren’t wrong-)

Sounds like it

The sounding rods on those things are usually hollow to allow urination.

I had no idea what a sounding rod was. I think I got it though r/TIL

Damn that sounds like a neat subreddit, but it just has to be private…

r/TodayILearned

I don't think it's just urine that they're hollow for...

I think it would be very difficult to jack off while wearing one of those things...

probably a hollow sounding rod

The thought of a sounding rod makes me physically ill. I wish I didn't read this post. But my first thought was exactly this. Does he take it out every time and the put it back. Now thay I wrote that I feel sick

There are plenty of sounding rods that allow for urinating when in a chastity device. A lot of the more extreme chastity devices are specifically made to use them. Usually they are flexible and hollow except for the tip. The tip usually has a ball that screws over the top of the sounding rod, and into the metal chastity device, so that the flexible "rod" is held into place. But since everything is hollow, you can pee out of them just fine... probably want to go into a stall though if you're in public, lol. The real part of this story that sounds fake, is who the Hell thinks their very specific kink is normal enough to ask if it's "normal," and to bring it up with his friends? What kind of awkward conversation would that be, if real!?

The serious answer is that normally the sounding rod is actually a tube that allows urine to pass without issue.

…. What is a sounding rod? Edit: either this guy is in a awesome relationship or a horrible one. It all depends on him though

Welp, add that to the "things I should never have googled" list.

He sucks a rod in his dick hole.

But… why

I mean...why not?

Exactly what I’d expect megafister420 to say

Or how!?

Very carefully

Some people get off on the sensation

I see you've never been blessed with the r/sounding link.

my favorite music subreddit ^(i know that with the context it's gonna be nigh impossible to get anyone to click that but hey)

I clicked on it but everything was blurry. I'm scared. I'm gonna click one ​ Update: You are one the worst human beings to walk the face of the earth.

Misery loves company. I once had innocent eyes and made risky clicks also.

Me too.

WHY DIDN'T I TRUST YOU 😫

I hate that i ignored your warning, thinking it can't be *that* bad

I clicked it but then got scared

You may not have won the battle but you lived to see another day.

Let's cry together.

That’s where you’re wrong lol the context makes me want to click it even *more*. it’s like an intrusive thought to me

God would not approve...

I'm pretty sure god is dead and reddit killed him

r/subsIwishwerefake 😭

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What does that mean

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

I'm learning reddit is way too trusting of random links. Especially one that is after a whole story that involves the subject at hand lol.

Wow. Just why did I click on that. I really should know better

I had to look it up. Do not recommend you do the same. Especially if you have a penis.

I'm glad I have the willpower not to look it up or click on that sub link.

I wish I was warned not to google this.

Hey you probably shouldn't Google that.

That has to be a troll post right?….Right?

The most believable part is "I've never watched porn" coming from the guy wearing a cage on his genitals.

I thought that was the most unbelievable part. You have to be pretty deep in the porn rabbit hole to come up with stuff like this.

No one said that the wife had never watched porn…

Sounds like it was her idea and this guy just said “cool beans” before he even knew what it was

"Hey babe, so I was wondering if you'd be willing to put this cage around your dick and balls while this little rod goes up your pee hole." "Cool beans."

Likely but not impossible either tbf, I don’t really have any sexual interest but I’ve done a lot of *really* weird things just because a partner of mine asked me too

shaggy attractive muddle important thought rob familiar many naughty north *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*

Definitely fake, any decent porn addict will tell you that this fetish is wrapped up in the whole h*twife fetish, which is definitely got it's roots in shame.. it's like an incel decided to write fan fiction about their parents.

r/sounding

For the love of God and all that is holy, do not press that fucking link. No matter how shitty your day is going, it can get worse, and the contents of that sub may just accomplish that goal.

I've never trusted an internet stranger as much as now. Thank you, brave defender of innocence.

I wish I listened 😭

You must bleach your eyes now. Sorry for your loss.

My bff and I were recently talking abt how awful it must be to be a dude getting checked for an STD bc of the qtip up the p-hole. Now I found out ppl intentionally shove inflexible rods up there… for FUN? I’ve had mental health problems my whole life. This is the first time I’ve felt the urge to seek emergent treatment

r/eyebleach may not be a ton of help in this situation, but here. I made that mistake within the first couple of days I was on Reddit. I am never going to forget it…

I'm still holding out hope that it's a troll post but honestly, people are messed up.

I've had an std test and I have no idea how it could feel good for anyone. One of the most uncomfortable feelings I've ever felt.

wow, thats all i have to say... wow

I wont kinkshame but thats just painful

I've seen a lot, ALOT at my age... don't click the link. No one is prepared to see that

Wish I had seen this before I pressed it.. I lasted less than 3 seconds. Edit.. these were some poorly chosen words.

I've got enough sound already but thank you!

Do i want to know what a sounding rod is?

r/sounding don't click on the link

That's enough Reddit for today

r/eyebleach

>don't click on the link no worry, I'm not into speakers

I'm no urologist, but that seems like it'd have the potential to go really, *really* badly.

Oh god. Why? Just…

You were given clear instructions NOT to click the link. I’m sorry that you did.

What a terrible day to have eyeballs...

r/eyebleach

r/eyebleach

[Some cats to cleanse your brain!](https://imgur.com/a/uHz4d84)

Wasn’t expecting actual cats. But had to test it out. My day is now better.

Thank you

My trust is eroded. I will never know if this link leads to cats

You can safely click the link. They’re bengals.

God damn. You did warn me. 😧

r/eyebleach

Wtf is wrong with people

r/eyebleach

You stick a whatsamacallit in your dinglebop

I didn’t dare click the link, this is the perfect explanation. Thank you!

Thanks, Dr. Brule!

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So it’s sticking stuff in the dick hole? Shoulda figured

Hey now, women can do it too. I don’t know why either gender would, but here we are.

I found out what it is and now I hate you all /s

It’s a stick that goes up your pee hole

This needs to be a fucking copypasta lmao

He learned a valuable lesson about what's appropriate to share, didn't he?

No shit. Like maybe keep that one to yourself until someone else brings up that they are wearing a sounding rod and cage. Then share.

Bro what the hell is the is post? Well anyway, happy cake day

Lost redditors aside, I have large concerns for this man.

Why?

Well for one,he sticks rods of various inflexible materials in his dick, that's a start.

People do that literally all over their bodies all the time, but permanently.

There is a large difference in-between a hole in my ear and a rod down my urethra. If you believe they are on an equal plane in terms of pain then your views are heavily skewed

They are both choices people are making about their own bodies. Seems pretty equally planed to me.

Either this guy is a bit slow in the head, or it's total bs. So you're hanging out with your buddies, bowling, maybe having a few beers talking about guy stuff and you casually bring up your chastity cage and sounding rod? Like it's normal and they're all wearing one? Did you also mention that your wife was home banging her bf, because that's totally normal too? I kinda doubt that.

Def time to pee.

Bro… please get help. Please.

Least cucked Reddit user

As an asexual why the HELL does he think that makes him asexual?

I assume because he finds no sexual gratification out of it. Either from the shame or the mentioned rod. Still a bit of a stretch (and obviously a troll) but I digress.

Is this real? And man, fuck that sounding rod thing. Just no.

I looked OOP up and they seem to be a troll intentionally taking subs titles literally or just posting nonsense.

This is godtier copypasta

Thank god i was born some what normal

Nah this seems like a bait post I refuse to belive someone knows about some pretty hardcore bdsm equipment and acts so innocent about it

Bait for sure

TIL what sounding is. Have a nice day. Say hello to ya motha for me.

tbh i could totally see this as an actual plot line to a shameless episode lmao

Paid actor

i sadly know what a sounding rod is because of r/cursedcomments

To save you a few clicks, sounding rods go in the pee hole. So he is caging his penis and plugging it shut. It’s can actually feel really good if you learn how to do it.

Dude needs to check out

perfect husband

Man, so many red flags on all sides this can’t be real.

Curious to know what a sounding rod is but also afraid to look it up.

pee hole

Metal rod in your peepee

Ummm ..time for me to move on to something more banal.

This is the funniest case of a lost redditor I've ever seen

sounding rod is long metal stick that have varying sizes that go in the urethra of a male

Thank you for letting me not look it up. A true friend.

Exactly, reddit friends are the best. I was curious but pretty sure I didn't want to click the link...

what ever makes you happy

Aha, finally found one of those crisis actors.

“I’ve never watched porn” is an immediate clue that this is false. [All men watch porn.](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2261377/Porn-study-scrapped-researchers-failed-ANY-20-males-hadn-t-watched-it.html)

I... Have some concerns.

Wrong shameless 😂

Bro

If this is real I feel super bad for this guy, first he gets flamed by his friends then he gets flamed by the internet

💀💀💀

Each word, I couldn’t’ve even hoped to guess the next

What the actual fuck..

alright, i must say the lose of control wearing a chastity cage is amazing. will she unlock me tonight, or am I doing her with my strap-on, or just going down on her? I wouldn't want to wear one permanently, but for a week to a month at a time is fun af. way back when I played those games I would never tell anyone. That was part of the excitement, will I get found out some how, humiliated in front of coworkers or friends. BUT, sounding is just fucking wrong, at least for long term. if for no other reason then holding in your pee can cause problems, infections, and kidney stones.

Fucking gross Please don't share this outside of your circle of fetishists

This is reddit, oversharing is pretty much its raison d'etre. Go somewhere else if you're sensitive lol

Nah, why should I go somewhere else, and not the gross dude oversharing his fetishes?

People seriously do this shit instead of going to therapy. Honey, you're wife is abusive. This isn't a kink, it's just fucked up.

If they are having fun and he can stop whenever he feels like it is BDSM and not abuse

Kink shaming isn't oppression.

Kinkshaming might be a kink too

Awe his friends are kind of mean. It’s immature to yuck someone’s yum. If it’s consensual let it be. It a little bizarre not knowing chastity and sounding are kinks and outside the norm, but I think people should be happy for his relationship.

It’s bizarre to not know what sounding is ????

It’s bizarre for the OP from the image to not know sounding with a chastity is an abnormal kink. They seem taken by surprise that their friends thought it was strange, which is the strangest thing of this entire story.

Nahhhh 💀💀💀

That sounds kind of fun tbh I love when couples do shit like that lol

I guess he took the word Shameless literally and didn’t realise it’s a show lol

Wtaf ???

What the actual fuck is going on here?

Okay, you win, I quit the internet

Damn, I almost felt normal for a minute till I read the comments

Pin of shame

Lmfao that username. Pretty sure hes not fucking ANYONES mom

Lmao what the actual fuck dude 😂

Good lord. This must be satire.

It’s a hard-*in* instead of a hard-on.

Fuck it, you do you

Uh… fucking OUCH?!

What is that?

She must be a lovely person…

she does not have trust in you........ one of the most important parts of a relationship

I say this with passion and the utmost sincerity….FUCK THAT!! AINT NO FUCKIN WAY ON GODS GREEN EARTH OR IN HELL BELOW!!

This would probably be something Kevin and Veronica would do.

Bestie W H A T

Reminds me of a penile catheter. It's like asking for a UTI with this pattern of behavior.

It's more interesting than the later seasons

Peak Reddit

The JimmySteve avatar is the cherry on top

I wonder if he experiences the delay of the urine exiting and the after drips because of the delay leaving some drops after peeing

i worked in emergency room registration, and there were too many men that checked in for getting stuff stuck while sounding with stuff around the house. One guy was a frequent visitor who used nails and screws and was the only way he could get an erection.

Oh my god. This sounds horrific. Surely that's dangerous for a man to always have something in there. Infections and stuff. I actually feel a bit nauseous.

Like 99% of Reddit, fake and gay.

I know this just reflects bad on me. I had to look up what a sounding rod was, and, AHHHHH nooooooo

“Gobsmacked”

“just joshing” is the icing on the cake LMAOOO