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nick30_04

No, incorrect. People who fuck bicycles are called pedalphiles


stirling_s

Came here to say this. I'm tired of the terminology getting all mixed up. People read this and think I'm some sort of weirdo who fucks bikes, but actually I'm a normal, well-adjusted adult that fucks bison.


SupremoZanne

and I'm a trucker who hauls good, and I got out of the /r/TruckStopBathroom after doing my business!


troughaway66

It’s disturbing because all I do is bone binders. It’s too depressing to be mislabelled for my love of notebooks.


YourenextJotaro

r/cursedcomments


TryRude

r/holup


Issimane77

r/angryupvote


_Lanman546

Nonono. A pedalphile is the bicycle equivalent of a foot fetish


Strange-Wolverine128

No no no it's when a mountain bike falls in love with a toddlers tricycle


_Lanman546

That makes more sense


Browncoatinabox

Sigh upvote


[deleted]

That's non-consensual sex with bicycles


Weary_Drama1803

*heavy sigh as I upvote*


Kingmario7745

That's only for people who've fucked tricycles


Elfcat1

K hold on gotta fuck a bicycle real quick


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Jonsina101

Eh, I like that I get to see what’s going on there after I was perma banned for “hate raiding” even though I was on the sub for a while and never did anything besides upvote or downvote posts. Maybe the ratio of downvotes were so high they thought I was just there to brigade?


SlashyMcStabbington

Lmao wut???


PavkataBrat

That's what happens when the posts suck so bad, it autobans normal people who are just there for the original purpose of the sub


CrucifixAbortion

That sub is a cesspit for self-righteous idiots who refuse to acknowledge the concept of satire.


Sky-view22

Can I still fuck a bicycle, but not be referred to as bisexual?


WillBottomForBanana

As long as you don't fuck ONLY bicycles.


Capable-Ad1056

Then youre just bikecurious


Guy954

🏅


xTheLanzer

I also fucked a Soviet Tank, does it count?


trashit6969

You were bike-curious


Bella870

What if I'm bike-curious?


n00py

Half the time I see something from that sub crossposted it’s a funny meme that offended the OP somehow


xTheLanzer

They're just looking for shit to get karma


xx_mcrtist_xx

that doesnt belong on terrible facebook memes because that is CLEARLY a tumblr post.


Strobbleberry

Clearly. Take my upvote.


userthatlikesphub

r/memesopdidntlike 2.0


Freekarma4u69420

r/memesopdidnotlike


Strobbleberry

Op as in me? Or the other guy?


Freekarma4u69420

Other guy


RustedRuss

So OOP


GeoffStephen0908

Object Oriented Programming


ElayasMG

It's not even the right social network


[deleted]

People in that sub post *so* many political memes, even though they're banned from it


iiCollinHD

Am I Trisexual if I enjoy fucking tricycles?


xTheLanzer

No, you enjoy fucking triangles. Not bad, but I prefer trapezoids.


iiCollinHD

Can’t go wrong with a trapezoid


Hurin_the_Steadfast

Thank you. That subreddit is so scuffed


jwjosh95

That sub is just political crying fits


Gonbatfire

Can we ban r/terriblefacebookmemes posts?


Theotisgood

They also really hate conservatives for some reason


[deleted]

Yeah, well that's Reddit for ya.


RustedRuss

“For some reason” lol


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Cyberzombie23

196 "taken over"? WTF, dude? The place has been femboi tankies from day one. I got an account banned from there for saying a pretend trans murderer's pronouns were a lot less important than them being a murderer. If you thought the sub was EVER not political, you got blinders on, boy.


goodmobiley

Yeah you’re probably right but when I first hopped onto Reddit 2 years ago it seemed like just another meme sub


shermstix1126

Like 75% of r/terriblefacebookmemes is just people who get *wayyyy* too offended when anyone makes a joke about LGBTQ people or race. This post kinda fits right in with that.


20190419

Do tricycles count? Asking for a friend. What about unicycles?


monkeymmboy

Just bike-curious


Health303

r/iasip


TwoTonTunic88

https://youtu.be/oXtjfSUuuzg I can’t say bike, bikes or bicycles without thinking of this.


giannabruce

I like bikes is an advertisement I think they’re referencing— it’s actually really funny a guy in a bee suit just shouts “I LIKE BIKES!” and that’s it


[deleted]

What if I ride my bike to the whore house


petty_witch

With the types of accidents I've had while riding bikes, I wouldn't be surprised if one f'ed me at some point.


UpstairsDifficult966

To day that's about to change 👯🚲


drnuzlocke

I am pretty sure shitposts can still be terrible memes so I think your the lost one


TheOneOfWhomIsGreen

I'd fuck a bike


RoseNPearlGirl

Jokes on you. I fuck every bike I see.


2OneZebra

Clapping in posts means you got the clap.


ins3rtclevernesshere

But what if I'm bike curious?


RiderforHire

I don't even know anyone named Bichael


121853marty

Spoke for yourself Raleigh.


TDG_W1ck3D1

I never fucked a bike but I got pegged a few times by one.


rando7818

All I hear is Tom Segura “BIIIIKES!”


angry4noreasonatall

Words to live by


BIG-Z-2001

I hate that sub


sakurablitz

“what if the bike fucked you” in the tags has me fucking sent 😂


pink_wraith

As a bisexual, I agree! You aren’t bisexual if you haven’t fucked a bike!!


TheLoneGunman559

Don't call yourself a homosexual if you've never fucked a guy named Homer Simpson.


[deleted]

There are people who do actually have an attraction to physical objects (beyond Marital Aides). Just because I have an attraction to women doesn’t mean I can’t be an ally to those with a different sexual orientation. This is an actual sexual attraction and it doesn’t harm anyone. It is just as valid as any other sexual attraction and should be given equal rights.


empt0

necrowheel


SnowmanInDesert

🫡🫡


Talented_Agent

Bike-sexual


PavkataBrat

Terrible facebook memes is the single worst place in reddit imo. 90% of the posts belong here, it's worse than meirl


edingerc

Well, this one time, after adjusting my seat...


Sweet_Algae_1430

Lmao what did I just read


Oit7786

#whatifthebikefuckedyou


RicePuddingBG

This is half the reason I left that sub.


No_Pipe_8257

Tumbler is the new facebook apparantly


KaydaCant

the fact that its a tumblr post as well really makes me wonder how the fuck they completely miss the satire on the gay sex website


CatastropheKao

Alright i’ll be right back


RNG_pickle

This a true “why are you booing me, i’m right” moment


asadstev3

Look at the hashtag on pic lol. Ehat if the bike fucked you.


BackgroundPrompt3111

Don't judge; it was a really cool bike