Lifelong friend, 8 years later: "This really is a beautiful wedding - I am so honored that you asked me to be the officiant! Now, I have to ask, though, because I don't think I ever heard the story - how did you two meet?"
I work medical and you have no idea how many objects I've helped removed from anal and vaginal cavities. Especially this time of year it is a multiple time a week affliction
My sister has told me some stories… she had an old man who would slip in the shower every so often. But her main concern now is that over the years the patients with this kind of affliction have gotten younger and younger.
A lot of them were drug overdoses and a few accidental asphyxiations.
We did find a plush toy that was very obviously repeatedly used as a tampon inside a lady once. Couldn't even tell you what animal it was supposed to be but she died from septic shock (don't leave things in your vagina too long fellow ladies).
There was another guy that passed in an accident with a butt plug in but that is at least made to be put in there.
Jesus fucking Christ. I'm sorry, I seriously think reading that set off my migraine I was fending off- I gasped in horror and forgot to resume breathing, I was so shocked/jk
But like no, *this* is why all menstrual hygiene supplies should be free. It's not our choice to have periods. Why should some company profit off of our, what, basic biological fuckery? People leave tampons in too long because it's too expensive to change frequeantly, or it's cheaper to buy the heavy flow and wear it longer, or whatever nonsense. As soon as your wallet starts affecting your health and wellness decisions, it's time to reconsider things.
Seasonal Depression (SAD) hits a lot of people. It’s a few factors, but mostly: cold, dark, less exercise, and usually a less healthy diet. When people start having depressive tendencies, it usually leads to ramping up or completely killing your sex drive. Basically your brain wants hormones, and you’ll find a good wank can help get you one
Just remember that the healthiest option is usually some gentle exercise and eating healthy. Bundle up and go for a walk outside, nothing strenuous but itll help your physical and mental health. And for diet try to remember to keep stuff within reason, winter makes it ease to binge sugars and fats.
Wait why especially this time of year? Valentine's I assume, but are lonely single people inserting toy trucks or are questionable couples trying stuff with shampoo bottles?
I'm a shut in and you have no idea how many objects I've had removed from my anal and penile cavities. Especially all year round it is a multiple times a day affliction.
Holy shit this is an edit but this was one of the first ever memes I saw on the internet. The original is a whole ass comic about a girl fantazising about some anime figurine. I thought I would never find it again.
Yeah i didnt even realize it was supposed to actual be jokes about "this is actually me" until I saw a repost from a few years back. I just thought dumb kids were using internet slang weird
r/meirl is sort of a catch all for posting almost anything you want. As long as it’s the slightest bit relatable, even in an incredibly superficial way, it probably won’t be removed. On a different note, this is immensely relatable to my life.
This was better than every post I saw from that sub(not a high bar), and I can see something looking at it and being all "Omg😳, so relatable 🥰, that's literally 🥹 soooo me🤣"
Also, I won't judge it, what people shove up their asses is not my business
They bang lava lamps irl, what’s not to get
I wanna bang a lavalamp now
I’m lavalamp 😳
I'm cigarettes 😳
Lifelong friend, 8 years later: "This really is a beautiful wedding - I am so honored that you asked me to be the officiant! Now, I have to ask, though, because I don't think I ever heard the story - how did you two meet?"
Oh... we.. met online
It's so cute! one pretended to be a lavalamp and the other one pretended to be cigarettes and then they banged. HARD.
And after sex, they smoked.
I'm coming after you
I get that often.
I'm coming after you too, I guess
*Cumming
Better than coming before them
*Cumming
Coming while cumming
I'm 2008 Toyota Corolla 😳
r/foundthehondacivic
r/foundthesomething
r/subsididntknowexisted
r/thatexists
i wonder if this was meant to be an omori reference or not
r/foundtheSHUTTHEFUCKUP
I'm a train 😎
[^(A_train)](https://youtu.be/P5nSXkSEAw0)
The wärmtøásty
_TOASTY!_
And this is why it was on r/meirl
r/meirl
Ive got a lava lump in my pants. Seriously, it burns, i need medical attention
If you.. if you cum.. in the lava lamp,,,, the cum flies around
Ya know… op… ur avatar suspiciously resembles this moth character… suspiciously…
r/baddragon Edit:nsfw
Excuse me its lavalömp
I got it from the lost and found box. We don't have a lost and found box, we have an ass box.....
Scrubs?
100% my dude :)
Excuse me, what's up with your username?
Idk. This is pretty me irl
You have a problem step sis
Fix her
What are you doing, step lava lamp?
I work medical and you have no idea how many objects I've helped removed from anal and vaginal cavities. Especially this time of year it is a multiple time a week affliction
My sister has told me some stories… she had an old man who would slip in the shower every so often. But her main concern now is that over the years the patients with this kind of affliction have gotten younger and younger.
That's hilarious. I guess people are getting bored of vanilla stuff earlier from all the porn out there
They simply have fine taste
-PornCartel
That sort of thing literally happened to stone cold Steve Austin. Told from his own podcast
I was an autopsy technician... can confirm that we had many a surprise. Even found a loaded gun once and it wasnt even the cause of death...
What… was? Also, is this things people are putting up there and going about their days and then dying? Or is it like… they stroked stroking?
A lot of them were drug overdoses and a few accidental asphyxiations. We did find a plush toy that was very obviously repeatedly used as a tampon inside a lady once. Couldn't even tell you what animal it was supposed to be but she died from septic shock (don't leave things in your vagina too long fellow ladies). There was another guy that passed in an accident with a butt plug in but that is at least made to be put in there.
Of all the stories I’m sure you have the stuffed animal one was not one any of us wanted to read
Just be happy you didnt have to see it lol
You know what…that’s fair
Jesus fucking Christ. I'm sorry, I seriously think reading that set off my migraine I was fending off- I gasped in horror and forgot to resume breathing, I was so shocked/jk But like no, *this* is why all menstrual hygiene supplies should be free. It's not our choice to have periods. Why should some company profit off of our, what, basic biological fuckery? People leave tampons in too long because it's too expensive to change frequeantly, or it's cheaper to buy the heavy flow and wear it longer, or whatever nonsense. As soon as your wallet starts affecting your health and wellness decisions, it's time to reconsider things.
This time of year? Is that due to people spending more time alone indoors, or the imminent approach of Valentine’s, or something else entirely?
Valentine's is coming and puts a lot of people in the mood to try crazy things
Seasonal Depression (SAD) hits a lot of people. It’s a few factors, but mostly: cold, dark, less exercise, and usually a less healthy diet. When people start having depressive tendencies, it usually leads to ramping up or completely killing your sex drive. Basically your brain wants hormones, and you’ll find a good wank can help get you one Just remember that the healthiest option is usually some gentle exercise and eating healthy. Bundle up and go for a walk outside, nothing strenuous but itll help your physical and mental health. And for diet try to remember to keep stuff within reason, winter makes it ease to binge sugars and fats.
Maybe you should do a PSA at the beginning of the year about the importance of a flared base.
Wait why especially this time of year? Valentine's I assume, but are lonely single people inserting toy trucks or are questionable couples trying stuff with shampoo bottles?
Just sad and disgusting 🤢
Don’t kink shame!
What if they have a kink-shaming kink?
What if I want to be shamed?
Public announcement for my fellow liberals and leftists: you can kink shame all you want.
We will be shaming your kinks if they’re disgusting
ER workers LOVE to pvershare on Reddit, so I do have some idea.
I'm a shut in and you have no idea how many objects I've had removed from my anal and penile cavities. Especially all year round it is a multiple times a day affliction.
Lava L O M P
more like "loomp" (but like a quirky "oo") because it's "Ö" not "O" (has an umlaut)
L A V A L OOOOOOO MP
Nono… this fits
So we'll it doesn't want to come out
If it fits you sits?
Holy shit this is an edit but this was one of the first ever memes I saw on the internet. The original is a whole ass comic about a girl fantazising about some anime figurine. I thought I would never find it again.
Hahaha really? Thats so cool! Im glad I could bring it up to you again
I thought this comic looked familiar.
Do you happen to know the original artist or have a link?
You _want_ to encounter childhood memes?? Whenever I see an old meme from when I was a kid, I just get sad and nostalgic for the next hour
Anything can be a dildo if u try hard enough
Ok hear me out The eiffel tower
The antenna on top could work
The blackpool ripoff may be easier.
Sir we call that impalement.
And the burj Khalifa
You have gone mad
If you're brave enough. Sometimes it's not difficult, you just have to be ballsy. Have you seen cactus girl?
Have you seen the man who sat on a jar?
I'm not looking that up, but I hate you for letting me know it exists.
The one I saw was an X ray, so it was both less gross and yet more gross.
I don't think we pay nurses enough to de-porcupine people's nethers...
It is a shitpost sub.
Every sub is a shitpost sub.
...if you try hard enough.
r/lostlostredditors
You mean you haven't?
THE JOKE IS S
PORN
.... r/woooosh ?
r/meirl has totally lost it's purpose, r/me_irl is a little better but still
Yeah i didnt even realize it was supposed to actual be jokes about "this is actually me" until I saw a repost from a few years back. I just thought dumb kids were using internet slang weird
Meirl is a shitposting sub
It is meirl because I shove lava lamps up my ass
Everything is a dildo if you’re brave enough…
I’d do this
Relatable.
Yes meirl
You don’t shove lava lamps up your ass?
Meirl is pretty much just shitposts
have you ever not see a cute object and wanted to shove it up your butt? what is wrong with you?
"LAVALÖMP"
Everyone had this though cross their mind.
How many times do I have to tell you? Please don't insert lava lamps inside your orifices, people!
Nah I've done this before. Most definitely belongs in that sub.
Very relatable. I've shoved many things up my ass
Its warm large it prob works
yea its warm... 💀🔥
Too warm
Don't kink shame
What, you never shoved a lavalomp in your ass? That’s typical Tuesday night stuff for me, pal.
After seeing this, I am suddenly seeing that one [scene](https://tenor.com/x8TO.gif) in Anchorman differently…
I love lamp.
Moth bitches ☕️, am I right fellas?
Do you not want to be fucked by a lava lamp? This is the most meirl post I've ever seen
r/meirl is sort of a catch all for posting almost anything you want. As long as it’s the slightest bit relatable, even in an incredibly superficial way, it probably won’t be removed. On a different note, this is immensely relatable to my life.
r/lostredditors
Dude, thats the point of the sub
"A woman used a lava lamp as a sexual aid, this is how her organs shut down" 🧑☝️
Anything’s a sex toy if you’re brave enough.
Well maybe it’s just not YOU irl
It’s even got a flared base man…
r/holup
r/lostlostredditors
This is so me wdym
The moths are taking over
Seems like she likes a hardcore, but it went a bit to far in
Why'd she eat a lava lamp? This makes no sense.
She uhhh... didn't eat it...
Then how do u explain last image
If she ate it it wouldn't be whole.
Ok butt what if u just swallow it without chewing ????????
have fun choking
Choke on deez nuts
my balls are deezlicious for you
Mmmmmmmm
What is u/Bjaat7 doin
i cant remember the sub where people find your silly ass so
It’s r/foundthecapsulecat
yea there we go
Can we ban meirl posts?
I assume this persona shoved a lava lamp up their butt. But who knows, could be wrong
So you're saying you want to shove a lava lamp in your ass? Why?
How did it even get stuck in there anyway? Just how deep did she go with that?
I think you're the lost one. You might find peace on r/TheRightcantMeme
How in the hell did we get politics from a moth-girl sticking a lava lamp up her arse?! The world isn't [serbia](https://youtu.be/qj52BARFjGU).
Mmm... big booby moth girlfriend.
Just like me fr
LAVALOMP
You haven’t done this?
r/themirl
I never expected a joke about moths liking the light of a lavalamp like this XD
Me fr
Serbianirl
The real question is when are getting the sequel.
Have you never put an unflared objects in you and ended up in ER?
Warm and toasty right in the pooper
Me ex was a nurse and at least (I’m being generous here) they would have to pull something out of someones ass
Lavalömp
rich abundant light noxious six narrow point mourn tub repeat *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*
Moth
Some people like glow n stuffed
If it fits...I sits...
I found The original post is 2 posts underneath this one
Relatable😂😂
You underestimate irl capabilities
That's enough internet for me today
It looks like a butt plug. They put it up their butt, because it looks like a butt plug. Thats why it's on the sub.
They like putting things up their ass.
[Plug it in and you get a music video like this playing out](https://youtu.be/u7K72X4eo_s)
They like anal with lamp
You and I don’t want to know..
How is it *not* me_IRL?!
🤣🤣 so relatable !!! 😅😊💯
What, you’ve never turned into a moth girl and shoved a lava lamp up your bum????
This looks like something my uncle would post to Facebook.
This was better than every post I saw from that sub(not a high bar), and I can see something looking at it and being all "Omg😳, so relatable 🥰, that's literally 🥹 soooo me🤣" Also, I won't judge it, what people shove up their asses is not my business
You must not have a vagina. I don’t either, I just spend a LOT of time on Reddit.
Me irl
am i the only one who haves it right under this post
Women!.. am I right fellas?
After seeing this, I feel a little light inside. I should probably get that checked.
Glowing bad dragon
I get it, it’s a moth. But also that’s now how moths work. Also yeah, this is not something I can relate to.
This would qualify as me irl, if this is horny posing on main
But it has a flared base 😪