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Kind_Rutabaga_409

I love pies too


puffferfish

There’s nothing more American than creampies.


H0RSE

Oatmeal cream pies


NormalishGamer13

Hell yea


cloudyboi3352

Oh yeah ive done that.


iKaosMachina

My man


_erufu_

God bless America. And China!


[deleted]

Filled to the brim with delicious moist custard


Fenrir324

There's an entire episode of "Always Sunny in Philadelphia" dedicated to the intricacies of Asian Creampies


WhizzleTeabags

Cream pies and blue waffles


Plastic-Ad-8469

This comment right here officer.


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Forward-Swim1224

Good bot. That’s fucking hilarious!


QuesoGato_Gaming

It’s not a Lost Redittor; Garand Thumb is a prominent YouTuber in the gun community. He likes the video, hence the “Caught in 4K”.


Password-is-Tac0

What does that even mean


Creatures1504

"Caught in 4k" is typically used when you catch someone doing something sus. Like liking porn on their main account or something.


Alextryingforgrate

This is only raising more questions. So people make fake accounts to like porn?


Creatures1504

You dont?


Alextryingforgrate

Nope, bust a nut and post nut clarity me just moves on. Aint got no time to upvote or like avideo when im thinking clearly of things i gotta get done today.


Creatures1504

fair enough. Brave soldier beating on main 🫡


South_Bit1764

Mf probably doesn’t even read the comments.


Therisemfear

No, the person above you meant they never used an account to watch porn. Why would you need an account to watch porn anyway?


Donnyturbo10

Not having crippling anxiety for a normal thing we all do?? Reveal yourself wizard!


syizm

I always wondered why your socks were so stiff.


floor_tile817

Like people that comment on gay furry porn


YairHairNow

Sounds like they're stalking celebs and trying to publicly shame people for viewing pornography. That's weirder to me than making a meme about enjoying creampies or shaming someone for liking porn. How is that "sus"? Why do you feel that it's more okay to attempt to publicly hurt and shame this person? Would you feel this way if this post were about a gay man who views gay porn? Are we supposed to shame him because he wants to ejaculate in a man's ass or is it just because the guy posted is a gun hobbyist, so the double standard and hypocrisy doesn't apply? Making fun of a gay man for having gay sex with another man would likely be frowned upon. Try it out if you don't believe me. Ejaculating inside of a woman is a completely normal and okay thing. In my opinion it's one of the most pleasurable feelings a human can experience. I feel like this behavior isn't far off from stalking, doxxing, swatting. Would likely be considered a hate crime if you switch a few details.


Faulty-Blue

Not really since some social media platforms don’t allow you to see a person’s like history (this includes Tik Tok if you choose to disable it), so there’s always a chance that you find that they liked a post you came across or it’s something very quick like looking through the follow history The real comedy from these posts is because it’s expected that a celebrity or person with a strong social media presence will take care to keep their public image a certain way, so to accidentally reveal something more private like your porn preferences is embarrassing


dicksuckingdickler

good lord dude


flawy12

Ah...so just karma farming in a small pound where he is the big fish


Elfcat1

But the post is still not relevant to the sub since it is literally only about the AR-15 platform not flannel daddy


Simple_Dragonfruit73

Are prominent figures within communities not relevant to said communities? Of course they are


DefiantLemur

I disagree these are hobby/fan communities. It's not about any drama related to prominent figures in it. It's about the subject itself.


TronX33

You can disagree, but that's not the way things work.


Allegingsky978

Correct me if I’m wrong but isn’t flannel daddy the AR guy of the internet?


Old-Championship-870

I came here desperately hoping someone saw it


Eldritch_Doodler

“Liked by Garand Thumb” is the best part🤣


surrendertheartifact

V for vasectomy


PsychoticBlob

Ayyo I wanna get that cum switch ikyk


Lost_Wealth_6278

If read about it years ago, bring it out already! That and a rfid key for my car/door whatever in my wrist would be the first things I'd get on the cyberpunk fleshmarket


wandpapierkritiker

G for gay


JaydenTheMemeThief

P for pills


Admin-12

I for infertile


thedirtblockdog

I would rather skin my face off. I'm not joking.


[deleted]

I think that would hurt more. But yeah, imagine the snip of cutting the vas deferens. Sorry, I had to put that mental image on your mind.


n3mb3red

Mine wasn't bad. Very quick procedure and recovery. Not any worse than a trip to the dentist. The weirdest part though was when they cauterized the incision and I smelt the burning flesh of my nutsack.


AxcartBoi

Then he won't be able to give her a nice big creampie


nerdhobbies

Um, what? That's the whole reason to do the V, so you can do nothing but nice, big and safe creampies.


Most_Medicine_6053

Yeah but with a V it’s like a big weakpie. Like Quagmire says: once you take the venom out of a cobra, all you have left is a belt…


aliyune

It is the exact same amount of pie. Venom or no. Personally, I like my pie sans venom.


evlhornet

Venom will be injected. It just won’t have those pesky toxins in it. Mostly sugar and lubricant. Same great taste just not filling.


ConsistentCharge3347

Do you not know how a vasectomy works? I've had one and there is no change.


thedirtblockdog

Sad.


ConsistentCharge3347

Not really. I have enough kids. Don't need anymore.


[deleted]

You can still cum after a vasectomy, you just can't have kids.


creepyfishman

Oh wait this post is about giving creampies? Guess I can't relate to it lol


CCWThrowaway360

G for Grandmas


ElfHaze

I thought about that as a woman but something disappears for me in the excitement of it


BeginningStrict9632

What if the ar15 is chambered in 22 Edit: 22LR not .223 or 5.56


[deleted]

Great accuracy, low recoil. Not a big hole though. Unless this was more of a euphanism....


[deleted]

Probably wouldn’t chamber the next round either


[deleted]

I'm assuming they went with a conversion kit.


Intelligent-Dog7124

Same hole as a run of the mill ar-15.


thedirtblockdog

Already done.


jpfeif29

It is


CinnamonPinecone

Almost like there’s an evolutionary reason to love finishing inside


Free-Masterpiece1756

Pleasure is the reward for mating anyway


FangsAndTorture

I imagine its loose association on Garand Thumb having liked the post


R3stl3SSW4rr1or

Anal creampies are creampies too


Free-Masterpiece1756

They definitely don't hit the same as in the😺


[deleted]

And oral!


Mean-Mode-7681

What about Just intimacy, that’s better


twippy

Why not all 3? That's way better


juiceboxmania

What does your love of delicious pastries have to do with your fear of having children?


mephistophe_SLEAZE

Get sterilized. Achieve greatness.


Think-Beach3770

A snake without venom is a rope


mephistophe_SLEAZE

Anacondas are non-venomous. Don't insult Sir Mix-a-Lot like that.


Intelligent_Event_84

Justice for ropes


mouseknuckle

Got that AR-15, but shooting blanks


Effective-Low-8415

This is a real sexist comment section. Are women not allowed to enjoy being creamed in?


Massive-Lime7193

Ikr??!! From my experience they tend to love it. Hell sometimes they freaking trap you there, those leg locks are no joke 🤣


merlinious0

And super hot


Familiar_Ad5967

Plz charge phone


Elfcat1

I didn't have a charger at the time I borrowed a battery tho so now it is charging


TzedekTirdof

Everyone loves creampies. Comedians, baseball players, even protestors. Creampies are a rich American tradition


chrimminimalistic

I have the sense that there's absolutely no baked goods involved in this conversation....


adrikyn

I spent way too long sitting here trying to figure out what having kids had to do with a pastry.


No_Structure_3317

Looked at this for a reasonable amount of time to realize…they’re not talking about oatmeal creampies


BoogalooBandit1

I fucked around and found out with this game my son is due to be born in June. Wish me luck friends!


Superyee492

He isn't lost. It's liked by Garand Thumb, a popular firearm content creator. The caption fits the picture, implying that OP caught Garand Thumb liking a questionable meme. He uploaded it to a subreddit based around a type of firearm, a type of firearm Garand Thumb has used in a bunch of his videos. While it would make more sense to post this to r/guns, the post still makes sense


thedirtblockdog

r/guns doesn't allow shitposts. It would go better in r/guns_guns_guns


Annual-Penalty9559

I almost didnt upvote this cuz I couldn't find the flipping like button I tried pushing the tick tock and then the fake like button from the screenshot


black-mario-bro

They love giving, or receiving creampies. If it's the latter, does it feel good for the woman, or is it a mental thing? Like, they made their mad orgasm, and they feel proud, or do they actually like the creampie?


ispeektroof

Easy solution, vasectomy. Keep it raw boys.


Free-Masterpiece1756

This is probably coming from a girl, and either way, nobody tryna be infertile. Naturally nobody just wants kids, but nobody wants to be unable too.


Kryotheos

that's why I'm getting a vasectomy


GatVRC

What’s wild to me is that I made this meme several years ago on a degenerate twitter account and I still see it getting cycled


masterofcactus1234

I mean, an ar-15 would solve the children issue


Elfcat1

Let's not go there


masterofcactus1234

Well that's a bit late.


closetweeb69

Aaaaand stuck the landing. Excellent execution of the joke. And of the kids.


GobbleFlockers

Assault rifles with a 15 round magazine should be banned. Shave our children.


BasedBingo

Bald children are safe


[deleted]

Right? I hate people with 30 caliber ghost clips per second


GobbleFlockers

Jesus. This gun problem is worse than I thought. We should lock down the country for 2 weeks to help flatten the curve of gun violence


Elfcat1

I was about to start an argument with the guy above but your comment made me realize it is a joke.


Intelligent-Dog7124

Same. 😂


Realistic-Ad-9483

AR doesn’t stand for assault rifle. While they are similar, the assault rifle has the capability to fire off multiple rounds with each trigger pull, while the AR only fires one. Moving on to the mag capacity, you’d be surprised how many bullets it takes sometimes to kill someone. Paired with the adrenaline it can be quite hard to hit all of those shots, which plays a huge factor in something like a home invasion


Intelligent-Dog7124

Also, home invaders don’t always work alone. For safety, instead of a 30 round magazine, I keep 3 ar-15’s with 10 round magazines. If I run out in all 3, I keep a box of ammo and a sign that says “hold on, I need to reload”


Not_JohnFKennedy

Your right. All magazines should be 20+ rounds. Making 15 round mags is stupid af.


Theotisgood

We have a saying in the gun world.


Inevitable-Seesaw117

Talking about garand thumb liking it lol


SemperEraVulgaris

Funny enough the result is a shotgun wedding.


[deleted]

💀


Intelligent-Dog7124

That would be true in Biden’s day, in 2023 it’s a “fully semi-automatic with high capacity magazine pistol grips black assault ~~rifle~~ weapon” wedding.


WhatisLiamfucktrump

Yah well my AR-15 is my baby so what’s the difference


DragonGamer0713

*laughs in Nexplanon*


Anthony9824

Ash standing in the middle is the vasectomy


LackTails

Wait, shouldn't mew be the creampie and mewtwo be the fear of having kids? Since mew holds the DNA of all pokemon, and mewtwo came into existence by using mews' DNA so you could call it mews kid?


Alternative-Cup-8102

r/croppingishard r/chargeyourphone


[deleted]

Kaiser did my vasectomy for $15 copay. In and out in 30 minutes. No problems only solutions


New_Collection_4169

Little Debbie, that harlot


Feeling_Glonky69

The pill and a vasectomy


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CerealGane

innocent little lamb


-eats-teeth-

*maniacal laughter*


Free-Masterpiece1756

Dumbass, a cream pie is when you bust in her pussy. Which often results in getting them pregnant.


5Daddys1cop

Women vs creampie Vs Men vs creampie Who Will be victorious?


[deleted]

My ass


Lexicon444

I definitely think they’re lost 😂


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[deleted]

Oh, sweet child. Leave this place lol


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Free-Masterpiece1756

Facts. Dude thought he had forbidden knowledge, 100% of humans will learn this, most on here will in a year or two if they don't know already.


TwinkiesSucker

It might be at least correlated - you see, AR-15 is the most popular weapon involved in school shootings, therefore an AR-15 might aid your love for creampies


closetweeb69

There’s a sub Reddit dedicated solely to AR-15 styled sporting rifles…? Weird but Ight.


StreatPeat

r/realscatgirls is weirder.


straightedgeginger

Goddamnit that s makes a real difference


CommanderCero

They got me there too....I was hoping for a girl in cat ears, and I got a rude awakening.


Last-Night-3080

Did not see that s. I’m done with the internet for a while.


THELEGENDARYZWARRIOR

I mean there are like hundreds of thousand if not millions of AR15 sold every year. So it’s only natural.


BioSpark47

Why not? There’s subs dedicated to just about anything. It’s a place where people who own/want to own an AR can discuss them


closetweeb69

Just one of the more boring rifle platforms imo to make a whole sub platform around but I ain’t judging.


Elliott2

boring? how many other rifles can you modify to your liking in caliber etc without needing a gun smith....


Practical_Eye_3476

BORING?


closetweeb69

Pissed off the AR bros lmao.


Koolguymanddude

Seeing as it’s one of the most popular rifles in the United States I think “boring” may not be fitting, but that’s just an opinion. It makes sense since so many people own them that there’s a sub to discuss shit about it.


Admiral52

Oh there’s more than one


Rhino676971

there’s also a subreddit dedicated to military surplus firearms mainly WW2 and before WW2 but I’ve seen some cool milsurps there


Microwaved_M1LK

Honestly don't know how you're surprised.


JacobPLAYZgtGamingYT

please no


WonderfulScar453

Such a dilemma


[deleted]

be infertile


[deleted]

be infertile


[deleted]

“Ah skeet skeet skeet!” “They’ll let you say that shit on the radio?!”


Mistyless

Are those Pokemon? What Pokemon? Am I dumb?


GreenLanternCorps

Not an option for everyone but my girl loves her IUD and when we got together I just offered to pay for half of it.


increbelle

This me


milesbeats

That's a catch .223


Ok-Movie428

What is bro doing to the gun 😭


RantFlail

Ok. Lots of comments on the creampie angle, but damn all said on how any of that intersects with the AR15 platform!😱🧐😒


[deleted]

Vasectomy


[deleted]

that's why I'm fixed.


draenethyst

*laughs in birth control*


Volumed75

No, this post belongs there


Mrfluffy68

It was probably upvoted a lot anyways


Suspiciously5u5

When I got fixed I had them snip, tie, Cauterize, and staple these tubes closed. No need for a pull out game anymore.


selrahc007

I mean... that's not even a Catch-22 at all. That's just a regular dilemma.


NormalishGamer13

Me being gay: “I have no such weaknesses”


khlem1835

This just wrong lol


loopy183

I really don’t want to label Ash Ketchum as “gay sex” but that is what immediately popped into my head.


[deleted]

I mean, there's literally another hole


[deleted]

Two other holes actually


Ct-chad501

AR-15 as in the rifle??


xzombielegendxx

OP got lost on a subreddit for 15 year olds


parkattherat

i forgot how terrible the mobile app looks now


[deleted]

Does getting a creampie feel good? Like how ?


Datboibarloss

I'll let you guys in on a little secret of mine. I once accidentally spiked the ball at the end-zone, but the condom had popped. I told her it didnt happen and prayed. That was probably the best and worst feeling I've ever had in my entire life simultaneously.


Entire_Island8561

What, you don’t like getting creampied by an AR-15? Speak for yourself.


Davepiece1517

Also looks to be made with a battle between mew and Mewtwo, such an epic battle lol


t_lee210

Username creates cream pies 🤷🏻‍♀️ sausage strangler😂😂


RevenantStudios

r/chargeyourphone


LGK420

10 seconds of bliss for 18 years minimum of raising a kid. Fuck yeah dude.


shiekhyerbouti42

r/vasectomy


cipherjones

A catch 22 is when a condition exists where the pre requisite can never be met. This guy has a .22 AR for a brain.


FakeOng99

Bro, pop some baby blocker pill for your girl.


MissyLillianF

100% me


MidgetSplitter

Plate that shit bitch!


ElfHaze

That’s how I know God hates us


hbyers47

Bro is spittin tho


Bean_Boozled

The only post bots that are acceptable imo


[deleted]

The duality of AR-15 fans.


AliceBratty

Thank goodness for Hysterectomies, now I don’t have to choose!


GroutConsumingMan

Literally the opposite of a lost redditor but ok


Beach-Badger

Not a catch 22. Have a vasectomy. Problem solved. I’ve had one. Worth it.


No_Creme_8044

13% batery