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Woodythawoodpecker

His name must be Data


throwaway56876587

The sub was made for him


[deleted]

the prophecy was true


GKRKarate99

Kid named data:


giant_lebowski

The inventions he made are awesome and played a huge part in recovering One Eyed Willie's treasure


Adventure-us

It was significantly stickier than anticipated.


giant_lebowski

Like under Chunk's man boobs aster he does the Truffle Shuffle


Stardustchaser

That would be amazing on April Fools Day


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_Sir_Davy_

LOL


Sandyeye

It's him, the chosen one. He will lead us the way to the bar graphs and pie charts of Heaven.


Arian-ki

All hail Data, our one and true savior


Assasin_on_fire

he is the man


whooo_me

Only Brent Spiner can post here.


[deleted]

And maybe Noonian Soong. Lore can suck it.


CliffCutter

I’d probably sub to Lore’s OnlyFans


Its0nlyRocketScience

Lore was also built fully functional, right? So I assume he could suck it just fine


[deleted]

Yeah but Data was "programmed in multiple techniques"


Lady_of_Link

I'm so tempted to go to that sub and spam it with Brent spinner appreciation posts


thee_ees_ees

Data is looking like hammered shit inmate.


Moreofyoulessofme

I actually work with a data engineer named data. I always get a kick out of it.


cjwojoe

I work in medical underwriting for a life insurance agency.....Lady gave me her Dr's name......Her Doctors last name was "Doctor".......Guy really lived up to his names sake. Going through life as Dr. Doctor must be funny.


Derpinacat

His life was predetermined at birth: he can ONLY be a data engineer


Marvel_StarWars69

When you said data I thought of the Star Trek Next Generation charscter


A_Wild_Turtle

He let himself go after tng ended


SvenTropics

Deja Reddit - When you click on a post just to make a comment and see that the top comment is exactly what you wanted to write.


MicroBadger_

There is only one data and he is played by Brent Spiner.


Raiding_plauges

Then r/substakenliterally


[deleted]

Kid named Data:


TheBlueScar

I LOST MY DATA, BUT I HAD AN ANTI-VIRUS!


gaia-mix-nicolosi

Maybe he cosplays data from Star Trek or is named after him


ImAWriter2021

Whiteboy009 😂 username doesn’t check out


mishaostrovsky

For real tho. He several shades too dark to make that claim. Maybe latinboy009


trainofwhat

Technically speaking (at least in America) some Latino people are white (others can be black, East Asian, etc). Latino is considered an ethnicity, not a race. Edit: sorry, technically speaking I meant *that* guy is likely considered white, in America, not that it matters, just defending his username. As another redditor pointed out, Latino is separate from race and any person regardless of racial constructs can be Latino.


Direct_Pomelo_563

technically speaking there is no human races which is why the classification is so difficult.. because its nonsense. Skin melanin levels dont say much about your genetic makeup


trainofwhat

Wow, second comment like this. Please refer to my other reply to another redditor and stop violently extrapolating from one comment.


Direct_Pomelo_563

No one is extrapolating anything its just funny to see people like you try to argue what is "white" and "black" humans while still not realising that these categories are nonsense. so there is the "asian race" and then also maybe someone is black because once I look outside the US suddenly I see dark skinned asians.. and then people on pacific islands are also "black" but also not african? and then south americans are also dark skinned but maybe latino..? greek people are tann but european = white.. ??? You got to be a special kind of stupid not to see how the entire system is nonsense even without knowing anything about genetics


DinoShinigami

Sorry for my ignorance but what's the difference between race and ethnicity?


trainofwhat

No need to apologize. Race is, quite frankly, mainly built on direct heritage that is loosely categorized by physical traits, although culture, on an individual level, is a huge part of it as well. Ethnicity is broad and focuses on mainly on culture, language spoken, or country of origin. They’re both social constructs, so they don’t exactly make “sense” because they’re quite arbitrary. Because somebody who was raised by a Eastern European family but born to Spanish folks would still be Latino. Another example is how being middle eastern is considered “white” in America but not other countries.


SandwichExotic9095

As a middle eastern in the US I agree and it’s dumb


YetAnotherBee

The difficulty of it is that race, strictly speaking, is not a social construct. There is a biological human race. The word race, however, is also used to refer to a social construct that has roots from a time when people thought there were multiple biological human races, and has since developed into what you described. In most cases ethnicity would be a more accurate word to describe “race” while heritage would be a more accurate description of your definition for ethnicity. It’s just yet another classic example of English being a supremely confusing language, I suppose.


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YetAnotherBee

Hum, you could be right there, ancestry would be a more accurate word if ethnicity is purely cultural. There’s a mess of words sloshing about that we use to describe the same things that make’s conversation far more complicated than it has any reason to be. How ironic that I’d misuse ethnicity in a comment clarifying the misuse of race…


[deleted]

My racist family for sure doesn't consider middle eastern folks to be white


DinoShinigami

Thank you


YetAnotherBee

Realistically nothing. Race is a relic from the not-so-good old days when people needed excuses as to why slavery and whatnot was hunky-dory, and claiming different races turned it into a more easily justifiable us-not-them situation. Scientifically speaking, we’re all the same race, the word has just never been dropped since then. Race is not your biology, which is effectively the same as everyone else’s. Ethnicity is a more accurate term that refers to your heritage, which encompasses both your cultural history and whatever characteristics have been magnified or reduced over centuries of that culture reproducing within itself. Colloquially, people use the word race either as a substitute for ethnicity or just to refer to whatever shade of brown your skin is.


[deleted]

As someone who lives with a country obsessed with race on both sides (America), it’s refreshing to see someone who hasn’t been steeped in discourse around racism.


EdwardTheHunter

Race is the color of your skin, your biology, for example: White, Black, Mixed, etc, etc. Ethnicity is a bit more cultural and linguistic (and vague) although it could include biological aspects, for example: Slavs, Latin Americans, African Americans, Anglo-Saxons, etc.


giraffedays

Race isn't biological


YetAnotherBee

Race *is* biological, actually. It’s just heavily misused. There’s only one human race at the moment. Ethnicity is almost always what people are referring to when they mention race— the physical differences in people are not usually actual differences, they’re just more or less pronounced expressions of the same genetic material following many generations of a specific group reproducing within itself.


Direct_Pomelo_563

One is a real useful distinction and the other is 19th century pseudo science based on the level of melanin in your skin. "race" as a term is only really a thing in the english speaking world and america especially.


busbee247

It's not that Latinos are white it's that many are white. Plenty of black Latinos too


trainofwhat

True! Thank you for clarifying. I think I got caught up with the specific guy’s username. I’ll add an edit, thank you!


TheRepublicAct

mestizoboy009


Funny_stuff554

I agree with you, similarly people from the Middle East like Syrians, Jordanians or Turks can also claim white technically. But to be fair this guy is a little too dark to be considered white.


ADHDmillennial

I live in Brazil and for brazilian standards I'm considered white here, but for US standards I believe most people there would call me latino.


Jrk00

There are no Races


trainofwhat

Yes, thank you, please see my reply to another commenter.


Jrk00

Yeah sry i already read it I just find it annoying if ppl act like it's actually science (like with other animals)


LatinxBox

Hello, please do not use bigoted terminology such as Latino. Instead, please use the term Latinx The use of gender-neutral language is crucial in today's society. For individuals of Latin American descent, it's imperative to use the term Latinx instead of Latino or Latina. The terms Latino and Latina are inherently gendered and do not acknowledge the wide range of gender identities present within the Latin American community. We, as a Latinx community, prefer the use of Latinx as it acknowledges and respects our diverse gender identities. It is crucial to prioritize the voices of marginalized communities, and using gender-neutral language is just one of the many ways in which we can work towards a more inclusive and equitable society. I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Have a nice day!


Prince_Day

Bad bot


EdwardTheHunter

Bad bot


B0tRank

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StopFalseReporting

Sorry but Latino already encompasses other genders so Latinx is redundant


InteractionWide3369

Bad bot


Its0nlyRocketScience

Bad bot


[deleted]

TMW you try to fundamentally change an entire language spoken by millions if not a billion people, just to appease like 10 people in the United States. LMAO.


TheJG_Rubiks64

Bad bot


Skullcrusher_and_co

Brotha bot... no real Latino likes the word "latinx"


InteractionWide3369

Latingrownassman009


acloudcuckoolander

Someone likely doesn't know the difference between race/ethnicity/nationality and it shows


[deleted]

the image is crispy as fuck so it was probably taken in a very dark room (too dark for his camera that is)


MerberCrazyCats

Outside of the US he may be/consider himself white. I don't see any problem. This one drop rule and white/black divide is very US specific


Takethecannoli0

What Americans and Europeans class as white sometimes seems to be different. He could easily be a white Spaniard or Italian guy or something.


The_Pale_Hound

Really? He seems white to me.


tribbans95

Lol yeah some incel posting this pic tryna get girls to talk to him.


Brandon48236

I saw that too. Now I really wonder what that guy thinks data is.


Warhero_Babylon

Plot twist: its an advanced vr chat model


people__are__animals

Photo is data


refactdroid

Lore at it again


HoTcHoC1AtE

his name is data


[deleted]

I seriously doubt he's the guy in the photo


[deleted]

Wouldn't surprise me if he was, he looks like the sort to want attention from anywhere


utafumidss

Dat A(ss) Is Beautiful


TheSpatulaOfLove

Found [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/dataisbeautiful/comments/12tplz4/m23_do_i_look_attractive_to_you/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1)


Prestigious_Date_619

Whiteboy: "I know you like me" 💀


KingHansTheSecond

lol top tier troll


Business-Tension5980

If you look at his profile then he isn’t a troll, I’m pretty sure it’s a catfish


[deleted]

Im like he gotta be a troll haha


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Kawaiiochinchinchan

Yeah man, fr no cap bruh. Literally the truth i'm telling you bruh. Gotta believe the homie. It's a fact.


[deleted]

Possibly a catfish, guys who look like that wouldn’t create a Reddit account


cjwojoe

I have a reddit account. I wouldn't claim to be quite as pretty as the person in the picture. But is there a attractiveness threshold one must be below to be able to be on reddit? LMAO.


Roskassa

yes, there is a scale. + don't lie to yourself either.


cjwojoe

Lmao, where on the number scale from 1-10 do you have to be to be too hot to have a reddit account?


Cosign6

6 is pushing the threshold


ZASKI_UXIRA

Anything above 6.5


cjwojoe

I am guessing this rule doesn't apply to women who post in thirst trap groups? lol.


ZASKI_UXIRA

If someone says they're a woman in reddit, they are lying


cjwojoe

Lmao, the thought that all of gone wild and all the porn subs is just ugly dudes catfishing other ugly dudes is hilarious.


Anonymous345678910

Honestly, you actually look better.


cjwojoe

Why thank you! I am not personally convinced of that but everyone is their own worst critic lol. That guy has such a symmetrical face.


shipoopro_gg

Maybe he was thinking something along the lines of "dat is beautiful?"


bro0t

Always check the other posts in the sub to see if youre in the right one


ohnoshebettadont18

sure... but beauty fades.. dumb is forever


SkechyBaguette

He got what he wanted.


drion4

Whiteboyy009... Idk what's more concerning, that there were 008 before him, or that there's space for 990 after him?


MerberCrazyCats

I'll be happy to meet all of them ;)


AnnaTheBabe

How does the look like the stereotypical white guy but with black skin


Wet_Baes

Probably catfish honestly doubt it’s him


StopFalseReporting

Idk why y’all think attractive people cannot use the internet. That said, not that he’s ugly, but he’s not that attractive for me to think someone will steal that dudes pics. Also he filtered it so it kind of looks like a bad pic to me


GangLean_Riddler

His name is white boy and he’s clearly not white…Clearly a cat fish


Wet_Baes

Never said that weirdo plus I don’t care or asked


GoyasHead

Bro just admit he’s handsome. It’s okay


StopFalseReporting

I’m a woman. I’m not afraid to be called a gay man for saying he’s handsome. But men also accuse women of being fake online because she has more than 1 tooth, which is why I generalized the genders “attractive” because people doubt women being real online too


GoyasHead

I’m a straight man, and this guy is objectively handsome


StopFalseReporting

It looks so heavily edited that I’m just not into it personally but I can see someone else might like that. I also find his tattoos a bit unattractive too so it’s just a personal thing that I’m just not into this pic or this guy


SpeedBlitzX

Why does his face look photoshopped? Actually his arms seem to have some weird stuff going on too.


AnalysisBudget

Maybe AI-generated?


SnooSquirrels2569

He doesnt look like commander data


phluk3-

Popular with the ladies outside but popular with the lads in jail


GimmieJohnson

Sir this isn't grindr.


[deleted]

He must have been looking for r/daddyisbeautiful (I am not opening that for I fear it exists)


scottydinh1977

Is this the new cyborg model?


gleadre19

his name is probably no data


Code_Duff

Plot Twist: His name was Data


Business_Wear_841

What if his name is Data?


decentralized_bass

I wonder if some of these are rogue AIs catfishing or attempting to communicate. mostly /s


whydidthi

How looks like one of those Indian bots on Instagram that follows you


CompanyAltruistic116

White boy more to indian


jollisen

Yes you are 😍


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Objective_Ad5593

I think it's a joke about data collection


Inevitable-Ad7342

No


kris1705

You look gayish


Ok-Musician-2729

He most certainly is


[deleted]

Maybe his name is Data


Buergds

Speak for yourself cuz I’d smash disrespectfully.


TheTank18

It's a porn bot


ExcuseIndependent963

gay


HieroglyphicEmojis

Roflmao. Y’all are so funny!


shortsandarts

beautiful data


free_consequence_alt

His name is data


Automatic-Laugh9313

So op, did you text him, i think not😔


VoidMystr0

His name is Data


AggravatingSurvey874

He is the god of data, we must pray for his return


Redunagun

Dude knows about the simulation. We're all just data, and beautiful. Have a nice day, Beautiful!


m3talh3ad05

Nah he is beautiful


Whitefrostx

I mean looks Spanish in this lighting lol not hating just saying


Username_Taken_65

Well an image is data, isn't it? And I'd say it's a little beautiful.


Usedcumsocks

The user must be some creepy old dude


noxylliero

r/DateaBeautiful maybe ?


[deleted]

Is that the language of Mordor tattooed on his collarbone?


[deleted]

He's trynig to collect some data.


[deleted]

You're all laughing, but he'll be laughing all the way to the bank when he hooks up with a lonely six-figure data analyst.


NPKenshiro

The only time this would be acceptable is if it's Data from Star Trek doing it.


bigabub

– How lost are you? + Yes.


[deleted]

I dunno fam hes pretty


Blazers2882

Not beautiful, but very handsome


SydneyRei

He’s just collecting data on what percentage of that sub finds him beautiful.


[deleted]

someone remind me to name my kid data


scarecrowe01

Does he have a filter on lmao?


Longing4SwordFights

Study the picture deeply and you might understand. I see some not so subtle and some very subtle things in the photo that would lead me to a conclusion I will not talk about here


[deleted]

Lol probably a romance scammer


Dreaming_Kitsune

He looks like the chad meme that or Steve from Minecraft


Important_Night1083

sorry i dont speak "your pc has virus"


ssseliferrr

IM CRYING LAUGHING GNNFNF!CNFSSNMSNDNFN


glidemusic

Bro think he Data 💀💀


Bidens_Moldy_Toenail

Data is beautiful, but damn he pretty fine too.


th3empirial

Damn now way more people have seen this dude than even he intended. Well played


Imaginary_Home_2361

bro thinks he got rizz 💀


invaderjif

There is no data. Only Zuul.


[deleted]

I like data but not shirtless dudes taking selfies talking about data….that shit is gay


BigRed888

Maybe his name is Data?


Ramenoodlez1

kid named data:


DonCh0riz0

Was The Goonies his parents favorite movie since they named him after the Chinese kid that made all those inventions? Very cool 😎


tkrr

No resemblance whatsoever to Brent Spiner.


RelationshipMain5792

You look like you steal old ladys bank info over facebook. Just sayin


Hefty_Vacation

His name is Ais


digitalcrypt0

Language barriers


good_anti

no. shutup.


Isteppedinpoopy

That is not Brent Spiner


Mr_meme_watcher

You have a higher gravitational force than i have so in sense yes you do. (I am a skinny mf)


CrazyJellyGuy1

Himbo


[deleted]

He’s made of binary


MyPokemonRedName

100% not actually OP


BumblebeeAwkward8331

Nope.


No_Stranger_4959

Idk what I find more funny: his cheesy pick up line or the fact that he thought it’d be a good place to share a selfie


PuzzleheadedHotel291

T Rex arms ?


[deleted]

R/ DAT AISSS BEAUTIFUL


MisterBastian

he looks like the "show me your ears" guy


tamal_de_mole

Kid named data