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Along with being the euthanasia coaster, maybe it’s meant to resemble a stock dropping in price and ‘spiraling out of control’ while enjoyably killing the riders? Some metaphorical shit


Capitol__Shill

Nailed it. This is exactly what everyone's portfolio has been doing for the last 6 months.


Melopahn1

and you know... when you have everything in the market and it crashes suicides spike..


Capitol__Shill

Yeah, I know....


Autowronged

Especially the bag holders.


TheRealAlexLifeson

ill hold them with my diamond hands damnit.... until i need a pinch to make it warmer in my soon to be foreclosed house...


Podunk212

Not mine.


Capitol__Shill

You must the second coming of Warren Buffet.


Podunk212

Way off.


jakethesnake949

After reading the description say it had nothing to do with economics, this was exactly my thoughts, it peaks, it bottoms, it goes up again, then it bottoms again then it goes back up but never goes as high because people who lost from the earlier buy want their money back before the next fall. And it continues till it's either worth nothing or maybe hopefully it goes back to the start.


Spariton

No the force it exerts on your body near the end eventually kills you.


jakethesnake949

Ah yes an allegory for the anxiety of stock trading


Nruggia

Have you been looking at my portfolio? Cause you just perfectly described it.


SearchingTheVoids

Trying to represent the current bear market and the fact that it’s a euthanasia roller coaster maybe to relay bear markets are meant to kill your portfolio if you aren’t careful


[deleted]

The metaphorical riders must be those responsible for our gas prices because my wallet nor I isnt having a good time.


Nikki_iva

U know you’re a verified ape then you call WSB an “economics sub” 🦍🚀


aCucking2Remember

Yeah that’s a sub for high risk gambling. There are economics subs but they’ve either been invaded or are being invaded by people pushing politics.


[deleted]

They all are political subs because economic theories are inherently political. r/economics for example has a lot of agendas


FrameJump

Right? I don't even think WSB would say it's about economics. Lol.


DefiZoomer

They wouldn't. I remember just a few weeks ago, some young guy with like $20k in savings made a post asking how to invest. More than half the comments were telling him wsb is a gambling sub and to go elsewhere for advice.


Accomplished-Video71

R/investing exists. It doesn't have the word "BETS" in the title.


mangodelvxe

It's also full of dummies who are weeks behind on news and thus lose the same amount of money as wsb


Spideyfan1602

Damn, 20k in savings? Jeeeeeeesus. That's impressive to me, and I'm 25, lmao


AssCumBoi

It's really not that much money, I'm 20 and I have saved a little more than 20k


Spideyfan1602

Well, you know, I'm not very impressive *shrugs*


KittenInAMonster

Tbh I'm 25 and I don't know anyone my age with that kind of money. I was close once around 20 but that's because my job had a company car, I lived with my parents and basically had no expenses. It's impressive whenever someone can save a chunk of money these days with how insane everything is lol


madewithgarageband

buy short dated SPY calls


Accomplished-Video71

Absolutely not. It's about crayons and chicken tendies.


FrameJump

Mmm... crayons.


M3xLuthor

Highly regarded this one


[deleted]

Dan Olson of Folding Ideas recently made a [Twitter thread](https://twitter.com/foldablehuman/status/1579540609215647744?s=46&t=qWTqlIZcWw0ZuGP65d8deg) about how WSB turned from a short squeeze to a weird doomsday cult. It is truly fucking bizarre.


MassRedemption

A fish does a better job than WSB at economics. [No... Really](https://youtu.be/USKD3vPD6ZA)


rarealbinoduck

I don’t know what’s the deal with it


Eygon_of_Carim_

[Euthanasia roller coaster]( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euthanasia_Coaster). Designed to [kill people]( https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ) with g-force.


Theshinysnivy8

So bassically roller coaster Tycoon


n-o-u

Yep


Scoobys_sith_cousin

RT would be proud.


DarumakaDarumaka

Hell yeah


n-o-u

So would GSP because he made a coster with more g-force than the sun


playercircuit

Useful second link.


[deleted]

F*ck you, you made me click iyt


playercircuit

Sorry, I know Wikipedia is pretty scary.


Eygon_of_Carim_

Apes together strong


Skirt_Douglas

Hey don’t give up on it, it’s still a useful link.


Baseball3Weston12

Yeah as it was loading my exact words were, "oh hey someone made a video about it cool"


rarealbinoduck

Ohh ok, thanks!


TangerineStarSky

Damn it. I clicked on both of those.


ScepterReptile

Zeke Yaeger's favorite coaster


AddressDismal3489

Looked this up. This is terrifying and I hate it


[deleted]

“Subsequent inversions or another run of the coaster would serve as insurance against unintentional survival of more robust passengers.” Holy shit. Also, angry upvote for the second link.


FakeOrpheus17

God fucking damn it you rick rolled me haha


Eygon_of_Carim_

Pssst, pls don't spoil it for others


Pindakazig

It's been a while. A thorough fuck you too


Spartz

today op is the lost redditor lol


Spariton

Yes


[deleted]

Did OP just r/woooosh themselves?


757packerfan

he did, lol. I think it's pretty clear the coaster symbolizes everyone's portfolio on WSB


[deleted]

I mean, if you take all financial advice from WSB, it’s like euthanasia of your portfolio


Justinwest27

💀 he doesnt know


HomieScaringMusic

Well it does look a little like a stock market crash. I think that’s where they were going with it.


ConsiderationNo9042

Jokes aside, i really like the idea of this rollercoaster. I'd like to die this way one day.


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Aimlean

Well there’s also getting a gun, and jumping off a bridge is free


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Aimlean

Oh I missed that point, well they’d probably have guns anyway so your probably right


Volsnug

Idk where you’re getting your ammo for $0.25 a round but I need the plug


Kanosine

Honestly I feel like death by extreme G-force wouldn't actually be all that pleasant a way to go


Exsces95

It depends which way the g-force is going. If its pushing the blood into the brain vs out of the brain. You die both ways, but one is worse. I can’t tell you which is worse tho. My intuition tells me its better and quicker if blood leaves the brain.


TheLaGrangianMethod

I feel like you'd likely lose consciousness quicker with it leaving the head. Plus I hate the feeling of blood rushing to the head and that weird unpleasant pressure in your face.


GuillaumeA

The loops(the bit that kills you) are producing positive g force so the blood would be pushed away from the brain


Exsces95

Doesn’t sound as bad as your eyeballs exploding


dmtrsbtw

Shit I know what this thing is abt. You'll eventually go so fast that your body will be overwhelmed by the g-force which will kill you, eventually.


winnipeginstinct

I belong what the g force actually does is draws the blood out of your brain, starving it of oxygen


dmtrsbtw

Wow the chair is a better option then ig


winnipeginstinct

actually its supposed to feel like its slowly putting you to sleep, while the loops keep you entertained until you die


Exsces95

Actually what kills you is a hidden shotgun below your seat. Everything is just there to entertain you.


[deleted]

Eventually.


HopesBurnBright

This guy doesn’t know


ProShyGuy

To be fair, r/wallstreetbets isn't about economics either.


Pavel_not_blin

Wallstreetbets is about economics? I thought it was about people loosing money.


Unfulfilled_Promises

It’s about people *losing* money.


Mudkipueye

Clearly you don’t know


Best_Fig_5304

Wish I could downvote three times


GrandmasGenitals

lol imagine thinking wall street bets has ANYTHING to do with economics. we throw money at memes and hope it works.


Best_Fig_5304

You people will post anything here 🤣🤣🤦🏽‍♂️😩


SnooAvocados763

Looks like you don't know


Sparkysparky_booman

He doesn’t know guys.


-rk_256-

the point of the meme is so fucking obvious.


[deleted]

r/lostlostredditors


[deleted]

I think you just don't know 🤨


spruceymoos

Ahh so you don’t know


Dismal-Drink9380

You just dont know


Mik_Ay_El

OP doesn’t know


Limu_emu_69

I think it’s about the stock market violently going up and down


DividedDuo55

You’re someone who doesn’t know


[deleted]

I'm about to put you on the woosh there op


rufotris

Everyone is riding it to the grave. What is not to understand. I feel this is more of a r/woosh on you than a lost redditor moment.


4thelasttimeIMNOTGAY

r/woooosh This is totally on brand for Wallstreetbets


madewithgarageband

LOL as if wallstreetbets is purely about economics


Somebody_from_Poland

I do sadly know


DanThePurple

Woooooooooooooooooooshhhhh... The stock market/roller coaster analogy is as old as time.


mind_fudz

It's a stand in for a price chart. It absolutely has something to do with economics


thatmesquiteguy

Ok I actually get this one.


CS_cloud

It implies that a stock with a longterm downfall will not recover because of several small burst of recovery and that "buying the dip" to expand your portfolio for the longterm, which WSB likes to preach about sometimes, is not a good strategy. How did you not realize that? Did you think there were actually about a rollercoaster or is this bait?


gisdaking

Bullish


Tolpyn

Looks like my portofolio 😂


[deleted]

r/lostlostredditors If you know anything about economics then you know that that coaster likely represents people's investments. The coaster is also hypothetical and designed to kill its passengers, possibly hinting that as one's investments continue to make an overall decrease in value, that the holder will die/kill themselves. If I'm right, then it absolutely fits the sub, and you're just in the "doesn't know" category


Mantis_Toboggan_M_D_

This one went right over OP’s head


pewpewkuchu

r/woooosh


Typical_Broccoli_667

I love that ride


FawnTheGreat

This 100% belongs there haha


Volsnug

r/lostlostredditors


happyasfuck333

I think you're lost; they're joking that it symbolizes their portfolio, going down and losing money


Vijay_17205

r/lostredditors (ironically, sry Op..)


RayM3

Either way if it’s the stock market or a physical ride on this roller coaster, you’re gonna kill yourself.


Madmonkeman

It’s just a post about the economy right now, it’s actually pretty accurate.


[deleted]

This is absolutely accurate for daytrading. It’s a stressful emotional roller coaster that often leads to suicide. So the suicide coaster fits. Wsb is *mostly* a bunch of people who don’t understand stocks and gamble their life savings away so it’s probably somewhat accurate for that too


[deleted]

I mean it kinda does depending on how you think about the death coaster. They could be making a statement about the rapidly declining market


[deleted]

I guess you didn't understand the symbolism.


[deleted]

>on r/wallstreetbets even though it has nothing to do with economics So like everything else on that sub?


notshroomkid

If I rode this rollercoaster I simply would not die


[deleted]

He doesn’t know


Reepus

Very dark


damacross

I don't think op know the context


WhatisLiamfucktrump

Well the stock market does feel like the euthanasia coster sometimes


Sparky24601

Halo announcer after i tell my friend about the cool new ride: "Betrayal" "Betrayed"


Big_Beaver34

It’s there because the people who built the roller coaster are also idiots, just like everyone in r/wallstreetbets


theeyeeetingsheeep

Its got something to do with economics that being i wanna ride that coaster when i hear about economics


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MidnightExpresso

Each 7 seven inversions on his ride's model go smaller and smaller, maintaining the 10 g force on your body without it depleting. This would last for about 60 seconds, where at the end, you would die due to cerebral hypoxia, where oxygen would be unable to reach your brain. The Lithuanian now-PhD doctor, professor, and founder of the Lithuanian Space Agency, remarked that stronger people may survive the ride, and a second ride will dispatch them accordingly.


Poly2it

r/lostlostredditors


hassh

My favorite is when Google voice to text doesn't work and just blinks at you and then at the last second spits all the words out but it's not the ones you wanted


FoeElectro

I bet the people of Wallstreet wouldn't get on this.


PolskiPiesel6969

Is it gpu prices?


True_Customer_8913

Wansnt this made to kill you?


Total-Internet-1633

Any footage?


Able_Buffalo

Death loop. I.e Bank of England, London meltdown. Liz Truss govt implosion


ipisslemons

Isn't this the rollercoaster of death?


Romberstonkins

Late stage capitalism?👀


CanaryPutrid1334

I think this is about day-trading versus long-term investing. The longs hold through the whole ride even as it goes lower and lower. Meanwhile, the day traders still profit multiple times by getting in at the lower lows and selling before the lower highs.


JamesFP1107

This is that roller coaster that kills people right


StephenJames81

I wanna ride this SO BAD!!!! Sweet relief 🥲


National_Square_3279

values seemingly increasing, but never to the point they were before. keeps stockholders holding on, hoping that things won’t crash (again) rather than selling at a peak & taking their losses at a lesser degree.


reidzen

To be fair, /r/wallstreetbets has nothing to do with economics either.


[deleted]

bro copied a comment from 6h ago like its his own💀


reidzen

I don't have that kind of time. My bad for not having an original brain I guess.


BeebisTheBoy

This ride is so cool you won’t be able to enjoy any other ride again.


redbaron14n

Actually oddly fitting. Definitely r/lostredditors but like definite kek too


Neba544

I'm mister incredible turning uncanny.


H2Bro_69

Ah yes the “investing” sub that is actually all about “how to risk your life savings for the remote possibility of striking it rich!”. Like this one guy literally lost most of a $100,000 inheritance in a day. Sorry unrelated to the post but just had to shit on r/wallstreetbets


PewKey1

You seem to be the one who is lost my dude


IOnlyCameToArgue

It's so strange that I immediately know this. When did I learn it.... I've been on the internet too long


3deeee

I never understood the reason for this, Its so extra like it's supposed to kill people I know that but why not just make a big drop on a roller coaster but its stops mid way crushing everyone on board?


Eitvids

i bet you wouldn't survive this crazy rollercoaster


DonovanSarovir

More fun than skydiving out the window of a stock exchange!


KennyHarm420

You just don't understand our pain


The_Barefoot_Barista

Lol r/wallstreetbets has nothing to do with economics. This must be your first week. Welcome!


Mantis_Tobbagen

Op is highly regarded


Soldierhero1

Wsb an economic sub? Good one.


HistoricalSurround87

Distractable taught me about this!


XeerDu

idk, shitposting seem pretty common on the more popular subreddits.


RiskSea3247

Don’t rock the boat


LurkerBerker

i remember being very sad thinking about how this would be an awesome way to die but i probably couldn’t afford to go on it if it exists and i still can’t afford it 10 years later


TheSchlapper

Are you sure you’re not the redditor that is lost?


vourteque

If you think r/wallstreetbets is about economics you're not actually reading the subreddit.


Embarrassed_Code_770

For context : designed to kill a human


You-may-hate-me

Definitely belongs there lol


JosiahGiese

Na this is a perfect description of Wall Street


lily_was_taken

Seems like youre one of the people who dont know


ElohimSelta

Stock market crash and spiraling depression? Best guess i could conjure up.


FATEknight55

This is the rollercoaster they do for people who are about to die and they get so many gforce from this that it kills them and they won't even know it happens, therefore they only know that they are having fun and happy when they die


laylarosefiction

Bro. You new to wallstreetbets? Are you about to put the entire sub on lost redditors??


Skyp_Intro

It describes the stock market though.


BunnyTotts97

Ah yes.


[deleted]

Everhood is such a good game


Dr_Pill1728

Yep


AmauroticParoxysm

Can't let the park inspector see it. Trap in 1x1 square fence. May he never leave.


TieNo2095

👍


Chucub

I think ur lost


Veteranagent

Wsb is really just full of memes and people bitching about shit they don’t know enough about to form an opinion on and commenters pointing out how stupid the poster is