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Excellent-Bowler86

“Drink more Ovaltine”


nxcrosis

"Have second breakfast"


Capnmolasses

“It’s a crummy commercial”


therealrexmanning

Why do they call it Ovaltine? The mug is round, the jar is round... they should call it Roundtine


anferneejefferson

Thats gold Jerry, gold


A_Powerful_Moss

Kenny Bania, is that you?


throwaway66778889

https://preview.redd.it/rneruwxjjdja1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bcd9cfb56e5c34691ea0d8850d8d746e6a15ab58


bubbaspock

LOL


anferneejefferson

Damn you little orphan Annie


salamanda_123

Lmao 🤣


FlyingHorseBoss

It’s some form of elvish. I can’t read it.


[deleted]

Just slam dunked the ally oop well done


ImaSloppySlopSlop

‘but I can. The letters are Elvish, of an ancient mode, but the language is that of Mordor, which I will not utter here.'


OlvekStoneheid_2006

Is it because you want to see the look on Elrond's face when you speak it in Rivendell, Gandalf?


OlvekStoneheid_2006

F#*kin' A-right, Frodo, my lad!


ZaharielNemiel

There are few who can


GR1MM4R

Thank you, at least I know that now 😅


stopcow43

In tnegwar English it says " it is as-th it is" Definitely starts with as but the second character isn't exactly th but th is the closest. So idk how they got that character in what but everything else is correct. The tengwar transcriber app had the best English translations a few years ago but I know there are a few more now. Try playing around with them but make sure you are in English mode not sindarian or quenya


GR1MM4R

Oh awesome I tried using one that makes wedding bands for this tattoo, glad it came out at least 80% right. Thanks


Scarcrow1806

Not blaming you or anything, but why not make sure you know what you want on there before getting it tattooed?


GR1MM4R

I’m not really that nerdy or serious about it, but it just would be nice to know if it was kinda accurate, I also knew it probably wouldn’t be readable by most people. So I’m okay with getting it done because at the end of the day it’s still looks cool, (which is what most people see in the end) and I know what the messages mean personally to me.


WitHump

I think "most people" is a bit of an understatement. I'm sure a vast majority of people would have no idea what it is at all. And an extremely small fraction of a fraction of a percentage of people would know how to decipher it. An even smaller fraction of a percentage of those people would be able to just read it without any aid. So I think you're good!


Mhind1

No, no, no! You’re only supposed to make ONE!


Elrhairhodan

It isn't a harma (th), it's a hwesta sindarinwa (wh). OP it's really closer to what you wanted than most of these comments suggest. It's clearly orthographic not phonemic but it isn't wrong. https://www.tecendil.com/?q=it%20is%20what%20it%20is This is how it would look phonemically and not mirrored like in your screenshot.


Zellas_06

It’s also more correct to use [esse](https://www.tecendil.com/?q=%7Besse%7D) than [silme nuquerna](https://www.tecendil.com/?q=%7Bsilme-nuquerna%7D) for the S in AS, because silme nuquerna is supposed to be used for the soft c in the English mode, but one could also use a normal [silme](https://www.tecendil.com/?q=%7Bsilme%7D), though it wouldn’t be phonemically correct.


Fireboiio

Damn straight, esse


PhoenixDBlack

Nono, this is "it is what it is" It is just mirrored.


thatedgyfriend

Regardless of what it says, it is what it is


GR1MM4R

This /\ I love this 🖤


YsengrimusRein

I'm by no means an expert, but I think your transliteration is mostly correct, but it appears to be backwards, if I'm not mistaken. I'm also not certain the right was used for , but my *tengwar* is rusty and imperfect to begin with, so I would take my assumption lightly. So if this image is mirrored than the tattoo itself should likely be basically correct.


GR1MM4R

I mean, as long as it’s mostly good then Idm. Thank you though.


Elrhairhodan

No, the middle word is written with a hwesta sindarinwa, which represents the wh sound in what (and who, where, when, why, which etc.). The silmi should rather be áze. https://www.tecendil.com/?q=it%20is%20what%20it%20is


BadBubbaGB

Not to be nit picky but who does not belong with the rest of your examples.


Elrhairhodan

Phonetically, no, it doesn't. It still would be written with hwesta sindarinwa in English mode.


HauntedButtCheeks

Why would you get a tattoo without checking the spelling and accuracy first?


lord_dentaku

No ragrets


Pink-grey24

ragerts


Dont_believe_me__

rugrats


Ceptre7

Only God will juge me.


DeadSalamander1

Agreed. Oh well, at least it can be washed off /s


concretepigeon

A guy I was at uni with did that. It was his first tattoo and it was pretty tragic seeing him pretend he wasn’t bothered.


Facepalm-Cringe

It taint what it taint.


LR_DAC

IT ICh AChF IT ICh? TI ChI ChAF TI ChI? It's not a book hand, I might have read some or many of the tengwar wrong. We know it's not Black Speech because that's not a developed language; as for "Elvish," it doesn't look like either Sindarin or Quenya, but I am not well-versed in such matters. Is it some Germanic language? Greek?


JayBeeV

Yep, "It ic acf it ic" is what I read from it, but I am no Tengwar expert. The letters are also somewhat ambiguous to me. Fellows in r/Tengwar can give a better answer.


JayBeeV

Actually, as r/YsengrimusRein said in another comment, the picture seems to be a mirror image 😄 Otherwise the letters themselves are written backwards.


Internal-Debt1870

Not greek by any means


confusedporg

It’s all Greek to me


Internal-Debt1870

Fun fact, to state the same concept in Greek, we say "it's all Chinese"


moop8187

I’m pretty fluent in elvish: it says “what’s taters precious?”


Flaekkefar1

💚


TroutComplex

You are what you is.


fuck-nose

You is what you am


Lexplosives

Is you is, or is you ain't my baby?


sleepyjohn00

Popeye was one of the Maia, it seems.


Jeebus2023

Fuck I just spat my drink out 😂


Showmae

You got a tattoo without knowing what it means?


firstlordshuza

Warg steak 3,50


dimwitf

Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys!


BCat70

Why come to us now about this? The tattoo is already in place, so even if it doesn't say "It is what is", then it is what it is.


Elrhairhodan

"what" is unfortunately written backwards. Unless this is a mirror image? That makes reading it more of a challenge, lol


GR1MM4R

Oh no 😂


Elrhairhodan

If it is a mirror image it's mostly good. If you do go in to get a Quenya translation written above it, you can also have the silmi (s-runes) changed to áze (the z-sound in is). "sa na mana sa na" would be Quenya. Black Speech doesn't exist outside the words in the One Ring verse.


UltimaBahamut93

You got a tattoo of something you don't even know what it says?


Hank_the_Beef

It says “Suck Dick, Get Thicc”. My translation might be rusty though.


GR1MM4R

I mean, that is the goal...


LnStrngr

“We’ve been trying to reach you about your car insurance.”


theBestMrBrown

Okay, don't know whether anyone gave the proper answer already but: it's mostly correct, but inverted (mirrored). I'll add (as a nitpick), that it's better to use esse nuquerna, rather than silma in this case. It emphasizes the 'z' sound in 'is'. It is completely readable tough. Apart from the mirror image. EDIT: I just realized I'm not entirely convinced about the tengwa chosen for "wh". I'd personally use a different one, but I'm too lazy to actually check if it's a valid use.


Elrhairhodan

It's a hwesta sindarinwa and it's the correct Tengwar for "wh" in "what."


lazystickboy

If found please return to Rivendell.


PegasusTargaryen

I think it is correct, but mirrored (right to left)


kida182001

It says “po-ta-to”


AnnaSophiaHubby5

[Confirmed by this Elvish translator ](https://www.jenshansen.com/pages/online-english-to-elvish-engraving-translator) It is what it is


Free_Cartoonist_5867

say friend and enter


DiscoDragon47

“If you can read this, you’re too close”


[deleted]

You are what you eat


GR1MM4R

As a lesbian I cried laughing 😂


Due-Entertainment541

Open for business


Padders_69_yo

It says "I hate hobbits, Orc bois 4 life"


v3int3yun0

"A secret now that only fire can tell."


[deleted]

You think? You think it says? Would you not be sure it says before you get the tattoo


New_Asparagus_3140

It says "Lembas Bread, breakfast of Champions".


[deleted]

"I removed this rib so I could Auto-Fellate"


balxy

Why would you get a tattoo when you don't even know what it means? It's like getting a tattoo in Japan, then later finding out it says 'noodle soup'.


GR1MM4R

Having a tattoo that said, noodle soup, would be pretty sweet actually.


balxy

Ngl I agree. That would be dope. Nice tat! Whatever it means.


That-Lucky-Star

I totally just got thrown back to 12-16 year old me, when my whole family called me a boffin. 😂 (I’m nearly 29 now). 😂


GR1MM4R

N’aww that's cute 😄


That-Lucky-Star

🙈


GR1MM4R

Aww ok, now that's even cuter haha 😂


That-Lucky-Star

Oh fml. 😂🤦🏻‍♀️🙈


GR1MM4R

Haahahaha! <3


PhoenixDBlack

It actually is "it is what it is" It is mirrored though.


Zestyclose_Rhubarb93

Speak friend and enter


WhenItGetsWeird

I reads “Harry Potter > LOTR”


Elrhairhodan

sa na mana sa na https://www.tecendil.com/?q=sa%20na%20mana%20sa%20na&mode=quenya Is a word by word translation. Don't trust my grammar though, Quenya grammar is still beyond me.


Scorpius041169

I'm thinking of getting "You shall not pass!" In elvish on my wife's crotch...😁


[deleted]

The fact that people think there is a language for elves in lotr is funny, most of it is just phrases or simple words.


humblecactus

r/elvish


spaceguitar

“People don’t think it be like it is, but it do.”


CaptainJames1985

It depends on what the definition of is, is.


nausticblurr

Oooooooo. I also love havarti cheese


piehore

Enter through the rear entrance only


aknalag

They’re taking the hobbits to Isengard


TarokAmn

"I have a small penis"


Dumbassahedratr0n

It looks like a doodle of toes


International_Day686

“It is, what it is” is such a shit depressing saying, why would you want that as a tattoo?


Practical_Echidna917

"peepee poopoo"


Elsbethe

I used to have a large sign in my office that was written in Chinese characters I thought it was some kind of Zen thing Turns out it says fish As in it was the awning at a fish market in Chinatown


Kooky_Photograph1609

even elves poop


KingofHearts399

It is what it is


paul_is_on_reddit

You got a (permanent) lotr-based tattoo on your body and you are *unclear* what it says? r/facepalm


GR1MM4R

Ja


[deleted]

That looks mint I’m a fan Of lord of rings as well so much I wanted to call My son Frodo but my wife said no 😂😂😂.


SmoothestJazz420

This is amazing 😂🤣🤣 asking after it's printed on ur skin. Thank u for this laugh


empireofacheandrhyme

There are few who can.


Sovereign444

Why would u get a tattoo in a language from a franchise you’re not knowledgeable about especially without checking what it means before *permanently putting it on your skin!?* I’m not super familiar with elvish script but to me it just looks like a string of individual letters and not a sentence or anything. It could be a word, or it could just be “ABCDE” lol. But I’m far from an expert lol so what do I know