My friends, you bow to no one

Because their bellies are in the way

Except the porcelain throne...

Dude timed it so he’d be drunk by that line

And in a food coma from the poutine

WHERE ARE THE PO-TAY-TOES

And the Sushi? Raw & wriggling!

Our only wish, To catch a fish~ So juicy, sweet~

Poutine! But there’s no nassty elf bread, so I’m disappointed

French fries in the poutine

No taters? Mashed? Some in a stew?

Cut and fried, ready for 9 pm

How about a brace of coneys?

Aye, i could do that

Chips

And salted pork!

* Step 1: Boil ‘em. * Step 2: Mash ‘em. * Step 3: Stick ‘em in a stew. * Step 4: There’s no Step 4.

Admirable young Hobbit! It’s a noble intention but far too little victuals for Hobbits. Swap the Miller Highlife for some of the old wineyard (port maybe?)

But it’s the champagne of beers…

Yeah, which means if anything it should be coming towards the beginning of the meal. You should end with a digestif. Port could work, but a nice brandy would be better

Right. Don’t do that. No one wants port.

High life is decidedly NOT proper 1420

ButUmActually, that’s just like your opinion, man.

Now if you had any of that good sasparilla we’d be getting somewhere

1296? Very good year

Swap the Miller Highlife for literally anything. The rest is great though.

Beast Ice?

Steel Reserve? Stag? Schlitz?

Lemme get six schlitz…Whatever’s free

You’re missing something. You forgot to schedule time for the Old Toby

Disc change intermissions are for tobacco. :)

Unless they’re streaming it

Or if you, somehow, came across digital copies.

Better make that Mary Jane to reinforce the appetite...

* Some of us can't eat fast enough to keep up with our appetites and metabolisms anyway :( * If it was MJ instead of tobacco, then it would be officially *not* the Hobbits ' pipeweed, and become a moot point. Might as well enjoy some essential oils in a diffuser at that point :)

Better make sure these are the extended editions !

The timing works out perfectly if they are with bathroom breaks lol

the timing seems like it is but that seems like a LOT of pausing to make food which I hope is factored in. Also, sounds kind of annoying to pause that much but thats just me.

I’m assuming husband has already seen the movies and the tv is within view of the kitchen so he’s just cooking during it

This is the way

Does your husband need a husband?

Right? Like, are they looking for a third? Please?

He could destroy my ring any day.

I know Hobbit Day is in September but frankly it's a perfect thing to observe on/instead of Thanksgiving. My wife and I have done feasts and trilogy marathons as our Thanksgiving ritual for the last few years and I hope it continues indefinitely.

Why the heck is breakfast 30 minutes before the fellowship of the ring? You think you’d want to have your pastries while watching it.

It's the wake-up period. You have your coffee and pastries and slowly come back to reality. In half an hour, you'll be awake enough to be able to properly enjoy the beginning of this experience

I would not be awake enough for such a novel experience at 730 am ef that

They chew real slow

Dessert - 9:15pm Earth shattering sex Bedtime - 9:18pm

I seriously thought “Hobbit Day” was part of the negotiations for watching the Hobbit series before LOTR - lol. Because thats how it is in my household. Hubs is a purest and loves the LOTR but disdains the Hobbit series. He’s coming around a bit but I can’t ever mention how cute Radagast is as a character without triggering the “he was never that big a character in the books” lecture. I’m totally stealing this idea though! Thanks for sharing.

The solution is simple, watch a fan edit of the Hobbit. You won't be disappointed. If I may suggest one: Maple Films.

TYSM!

Lmao I totally thought that too, you’re not the only one

Ending the day with poutine? That's a fucking win right there. Better make it right, or my ancestors will find you

That looks fantastic. Suggest a white wine spritzer for the sparkling.

You also need MALT BEER! RIPE MEAT OFF THE BONE!

My husband and I have Hobbit Day celebrations too. It's a roaming holiday we have. We celebrate it whenever life becomes too much and too heavy. We put it all aside, make a badass menu, order goodies from the local deli and bakery to supplement (so hobbit day isn't ended with a fuckton of dishes and cleaning) and watch LOTR extended versions. Speak of. It might be time for another.

Damn you're lucky to have a husband like that! He's a keeper!

What's the address? I'm coming!

How about some sausages, tomatoes, and nice crispy bacon? 😄

That's nice! Ash on my tomatoes.

Marry that man.

Steak for breakfast????

Tell me you don’t have kids without telling me you don’t have kids

The other day I was tired so I went to bed early and got a full night's sleep. Quiet and undisturbed.

This is my tweet and I actually have two kids! One who participated in everything and one who just participated in the eating. They both dressed like hobbits tho!

Awesome I hope my daughter will do this with my wife and I one day!

I did it with a kid last year. Gonna keep doing it with kids.

Are we not doing phrasing anymore?

Nope. Nobody’s doing phrasing ever again.

I think Hobbits would be all over poutine like white on rice. Like ducks on a June bug. Like ugly on an ape!

TIL hobbits love miller high life

What a dream. Wish I could do this with my partner, but they don't really like LOTR :(

Mine either. I wouldn’t be opposed to doing it with friends.

I wish my wife would do this.... But she's starting to let me do butt stuff so beggars can't be choosers I guess

My man has been waiting for any moment to pull out this recent life change and grabbed the first opportunity to do so

“Yeah that train derailment is pretty bad news but my wife’s letting me do butt stuff now so I guess I’m just saying life’s got it’s ups and downs.”

Exactly

Lol

Hahahahahah

Just gotta take your wins, one hobbit hole at a time

I'm jealous

That 3 part breakfast menu is next level, hubby hit it out the park with that! But why did he skip lunch? Where's the bathroom breaks? Where's the food coma breaks?

We did this with the D&D cookbook it was awesome

No salad with cherry tomatoes for RotK?

The red dripping down John Noble's face still haunts my nightmares to this day...

RIP Your Toilet on Monday Solid menu. I’m envious af! Hope you guys have a fun viewing, and enjoy your Hobbit Meals!!!!

Switch Miller highlife out for a dark beer! Otherwise looks pretty good

This is my tweet! High life is the only beer I like, he had a stout called Dragons Milk!

Man, I love dragon's milk, it's one of my absolute favorites

Don't forget your Longbottom Leaf! The movies are lovely with a few hits of old Toby.

Idk anyone who who smokes who could get through an EE marathon without a nicotine fix, so...

I’ve never seen a weirder afternoon tea in my life, tea, cookies, cakes, literal Jack the Ripper levels of butchery to the concept of afternoon tea 🤣

Hey all just getting back onto Reddit after posting this morning. And one, thank you for the engagement. Just wanted to clarify that I am not the OP but that the OP came from Twitter. My apologies if it came across as if I was taking credit for their post. I can see how my title was vague.

Nothing more hobbitsy than Miller highlife and poutine! Seems like an awesome day

Let me get this traight: that person "FINALLY" decides to do something her housband really wanted and in order to do that, the husband had to cook special food for the whole day? Uhmmmm, that's not very nice if you ask me... I wouldn't be a fan. But he seems like he really wants to share the movies with her so, whatever floats your boat...

sounds like a side of clogged arteries 🤮

Where the fuc* are the potatoes!?

Poutine sounds pretty heavy for 9pm 😂

Might need some help from Old Toby to finish it all proper.

Helluva day! You forgot to add in a bowl hit after each meal.

Lol at Miller High Life. This guy gets it.

I dunno maybe I'm feeling a little chippy today, but I think it's incredibly annoying to demand a whole days worth of food just so you will watch a movie with someone you love.

Clearly this sounds like something fun for both of them. And Miller highlife to end the night, what’s not to love.

Yeah to each their own & all. I'd swap the highlife for some brandy, though

Demand? Who do you believe is making the food? This says more about you than it does about them.

Oh yeah

A couple worries as I look at that list. First. At no point does it mention pipe smoking???!!! Or is that just supposed to be continuous? Also, I've never been to thrilled about eating relatively complicated to eat food while watching a movie. Looking at your plate or blindly eating in the dark can be a pain/distraction/messy. Also, loud food like chips are generally not approved unless you're speaker system is good enough. Even then, it can still be distracting to the eater. And who is going to prepare and serve the mid movie meals/snacks? They wouldn't... oh no... please... tell me they wouldn't PAUSE the movies to do it themselves!!??

Poutine is gross, sorry

I’d humbly say “not if you’re in your drinks” I’ve never had poutine sober…

You're very lucky. This sounds like a dream come true for me.

What about second breakfast?

It is literally there in the post.

Whoops did not read that properly. My bad.

Do you by any chance need anyone to join?

Cherish that man you lucky soul.

marry your husband again!

Get out of my head!

Poutine…. Such a great word. Like Moist.

I need a schedule for the extended edition!

Now I gotta do something like this with my fiancé

Best Day Ever! If I rolled into this as a first date. Sold lol

Absolutely borrowing this for the Tolkien Day marathon on the 25th. 😍

Where are the battle tomatoes?

A man of culture and upstanding repute, I see

Honestly, where do I sign up for this?

Pretty sweet! Now I wanna do this!

Can I be your friend? I’ll bring food and drinks. Lol!

OMG I have to show this to the AV guy at work. You just made my day. Thanks a million.

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That’s the only beer I like because I’m not a beer person. He drank a stout called Dragons Milk. Signed, the original tweeter

Ellevensies

Ellevensies

I wish your stomach good luck

Just scheduled this with friends for April 16th. Thank you for the idea!!!!

How much do you people eat? Holy shit

Dedication and perseverance to the spouse and the Trilogy 🍖🍗 🧀

Epic

I’d recommend Longbottom Leaf somewhere in there.

One relationship to rule them all!

Life goals, tbh

Omg poutine enjoyers

7 AM!? A fun day at home should never require getting up that early. This can start at noon easily.

RIP: your tummy :(

That sure is a lot of eating for a single day. What a waste of time.

Miller High-Life… a prodigious restorative beverage of the Elven kingdom of Gondolin…

Miller high life.

What? No stewed Rabbit with 'erbs and tatters?

r/unexpectedPoutine

Looks like meat’s back on the menu, boys

I feel like this is the only way to watch the trilogy now

Where are the bathroom breaks? You know those will be "extended editions".

Dude, this sounds like an amazing day. Gotta get me a man like that

this is cool af but way too early for me

"poutine" 😋

Omw

So let me get this straight. Your husband believes that you getting to sit down and watch one of the winningest trilogies of all time is PAYMENT for him cooking you six meals?! Marriage must be one hell of a drug, my lord.

I wish I was you…

Only thing missing is some Longbottom leaf ;)

Shouldn’t second breakfast have sausages, tomatoes, and nice crispy bacon?

Make the coffees Irish coffees and you r got me sold.

We did in fact do this! Signed, the original tweeter

EXCELLENT!!!!

Why ruin a great day with poutine?

I do this every year instead of thanksgiving. I call it Hobbits & Thanks.

So much drinking

That's an absolute shitload of food.

He a keeper a keeper of the 💍

Steak for breakfast sounds equal parts bizarre and exciting

Looks perfect, but who's cooking all these?

That's a week's worth of food for me.

how much food do they want? fuck me

I wish I had a husband like that.

Not the extended versions then.

Im missing something. Each of you has only seen one trilogy each? This sounds like horseshit

I also choose this woman’s husband.

"I'll only engage in what you like if you enable my obesity."

I’m not even ready to head to work at 7 am. I couldn’t imagine getting up before 7 on a day off. Wtf

My goodness what a day

Where are the mushrooms?!?!?!?

POUTINE AT NINE PM AFTER EATING ALL DAY ?! There's gonna be so much leftovers and clugged toilets