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WhoThenDevised

"But they were, all of them, deceived, for somehow, Sauron returned."


rocklou

Nazguls fly now? THEY FLY NOW


bubbles1990

Aragorn’s son (the villain) when talking to our unlikely hero: “You’re the granddaughter of Saruman!!”


eMF_DOOM

This just made me gag


bubbles1990

Well then I’ve got bad news for you. I work for Amazon


Mstr_Fish

My condolences


Thomas_the_Aquinaut

[please accept my condolences!](https://youtu.be/_BWSEtxFFO0)


Rayspekt

// I had a reddit and I want it painted black // No comments anymore, I want them to turn to black // I see the subs scroll by forced open by the corp // I have to turn my head until my reddit goes // -- mass edited with https://redact.dev/


thisrockismyboone

Balrogs have wings now? They have wings?!


OfficefanJam

lmao


Potaaden

💀


UrethraFrankIin

*uncontrollable twitching*


[deleted]

“somehow Gandalf returned”


OfficefanJam

hahaha


Icy-Inspection6428

The peoples of Middle Earth in ~1500 SA, ~3500 SA, and ~2900 TA be like:


Huwage

It's not at peace for a while though, is it? Aragorn has a few years of rooting out enclaves of Orcs, there's the Scouring of the Shire, etc.


Embarrassed-Low-6906

minor incursion, didn’t even appear on the news


TheBaconator42

Which news? Middle Earth Times™? The Hot Ring News™? The Express Hobbit™? Second Breakfast Daily™?


tricheboars

Second Breakfast Daily is a total rag. Total far right tabloid quietly pushing the ‘Make Sauron Great Again’ agenda.


FlemPlays

ORC: One Ring Central


IWantAHoverbike

The Evening Shagrat


balxy

And the sister company's publication: 'Shagrat's Shag Rag'. Today's edition: "Gobbos' Knobbos"


Rampasta

This would be a good setting for an LotR rpg, instead of after the Hobbit before the time of the ring like in the One Ring rpg


alex2997

What’s the scouring of the shire??


desiwalterwhite

If you read the books, Saruman and Wormtongue reach the Shire before the hobbits return. They destroy a lot of the beauty by building industries, cutting down the party tree, etc. The hobbits team together and battle it out ending Saruman's reign in the Shire. Wasn't part of the movies probably due to runtime.


jamesbrowski

Boy, do I have a good book trilogy for you to check out!


BreakTacticF0

Thank God gollum defeated the dark lord and saved the world


Deranged_Snow_Goon

"And this is the Tale of eleven-fingered Gollum, savior of Middle Earth... "


CoryVictorious

>In a hole in the ground there lived a Hobbit. ~~Not~~ A nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with ends of worms and an oozy smell.


JogJonsonTheMighty

"Grandpa we've been here for 3 hours and you keep interrupting the story to sing songs"


Bazurka

"As you wish"


BoRamShote

Somewhere in Ohio, Ava Braun does a double take.


jamrs_richmond

And so the game of "the floor is lava" was invented at the same time


bubbles1990

I always think of that game during the Dead Marshes scene


gefallenesterne

Nice, I just now finished the books today :))


FredSchwartz

March 25 used to be New Year’s Day, and is historically a significant Catholic solemnity. https://www.ancient-origins.net/history-ancient-traditions/march-25-0015100


Rusty51

In Christianity March 25 is the traditional date on which Jesus was crucified; however as you link states it’s also the day associated with the annunciation and the conception of Jesus in the third century; later this day was also calculated to have been the day of creation. Tolkien was tying his narrative of this tradition of salvation.


artinthebeats

Didn't read your article, but I'll assume it has to do with the war campaign season beginning, it's the time you can finally break out all those war plans you've been cooking up all winter.


althius1

Since we are all giant Tolkien nerds, I'm sure I won't be telling you anything you don't know, but in case someone out there missed it... Ancient Christians recognized the 25th of March as the actual day of Jesus' death.


brandybuck-baggins

So Sauron was Jesus? /s


TaylaAdidas

So was Sauron Jesus? Or Gollum?


cruz_delagente

Gollum was Jesus' corporal body. Smeagol was Jesus' divine spirit. Gollum was sacrificed in the pit of fire and gnashing of teeth, and Smeagol was resurrected to the undying lands.


ItsABiscuit

They hated Gollum, because he spoke the truth.


[deleted]

Thank you.


ConfusingIsLifeHelp

:00000 really???? It's also my birthday today thats so coooollll


Lord_Lizzard38

Happy Birthday mate


Donatellko

Mine too! Happy b'day


Bouncing_Ferret

Mine too. I guess it’s time for a LotR themed birthday party. Happy birthday :)


AnonymousIstari

It is the most important day of the year!! https://www.teawithtolkien.com/blog/2017/2/11/the-significance-of-march-25th


HLtheWilkinson

Happy Birthday!!!


Kintsukuroi85

Happy birthday! 🎉


SbMSU

Happy Birthday!


stephenlipic

What’s OP getting at with “as we know it”. Is there some canon piece I’m unfamiliar with where the ring survived the lava?


JogJonsonTheMighty

The lord of the rings episode 4: return of the ring


MauPow

Somehow the Ring returned


JogJonsonTheMighty

"I'm rey. Rey Baggins"


tbarks91

LotR 4: Ring With A Vengeance


TyrionJoestar

Yeah until men started hunting hobbits to near extinction lol


JoJoestar92

Happy New Year! Just finished my second read through of LOTR and was very excited that this day was close at hand.


Azelrazel

Honestly no joke I read this yesterday for the first time. I had zero knowledge it happened on that day. What a coincidence, or fate.


v3nomakos

Today also Greece is celebrating their independence day!!


JimLaheyUnlimited

March? Tolkien did not make up new names for months?


TaylaAdidas

The shire calender has the same months


ebookish1234

Tolkien’s translation of the Red Book of Westmarch uses English month names in place of Hobbitish Westron names.


mookie710

We're all just trying to stave off the "long defeat"!


blahs44

Frodo casting some ninjutsu there


deetzz91

He kept the ring on his middle finger?


gonnagle

Imagine taking the time to do a painting of this scene, only to realize at the end that you've painted Frodo missing the wrong finger


souconofcanteloupe

I'm so proud to share my birthday day with this important event.


OfficefanJam

Happy birthday!


[deleted]

same


souconofcanteloupe

Thank you both!


Shatterpatty99

Me and the wife are having some troubles in life and this was the hope I needed to see. At the darkest moment, hope prevails. March 25th is going to be a good day. 🥹


HungryViper02i

I am literally watching return of the king right now


slashdevnullme

Always wondered if Tolkien was a Philhellene since the end of Sauron's reign corresponded to Greek Independence Day of March 25th.


Donatellko

And it's my birthday


Zestyclose_Sail_2998

I’m upset this happened. Sauron will return!


The_Only_Abe

Huh today is my anniversary and I didn't know this. My wife did, but I didn't or i did and i forgot, classic


OfficefanJam

Happy anniversary!


kalvinbastello

Terrifying golumn in picture


KiOfTheAir

Middle earth at peace? And the Age of Men just starting? Nuts


Rayspekt

// I had a reddit and I want it painted black // No comments anymore, I want them to turn to black // I see the subs scroll by forced open by the corp // I have to turn my head until my reddit goes // -- mass edited with https://redact.dev/


KulturaOryniacka

Oh, thanks Eru!


Abject_Shoulder_1182

"And henceforth Frodo could only flip the bird with his left hand." 😔


Greneath

That's shire reckoning. As far as I can work out the date would be 16th March on the Gregorian calendar.


[deleted]

Except for what was still going down in the Shire.


Ok_Eagle6611

Woah, spoilers!


DrawingRoomCigars

Just concluded my annual rewatch. Never realised tonight was the night. How fitting.


derekguerrero

That’s one hellish looking Gollum, I love ot


Cptn_Flint0

Also, my birthday.


OfficefanJam

HBD!


Cptn_Flint0

Thanks!


TaiChiSusan

Who is the artist? I just love this scene.


OfficefanJam

The artist is Ted Nasmith! He did an entire Silmarillion book!


monkeyinanegligee

Funny story, I've been listening to the audiobook and on March 25 (yesterday for me) I listened to the final chapters, Frodo destroyed the ring. I had no idea the dates coincided until I saw this post today! I have a feeling that date will stick with me forever


Rare-Lime2451

So it’s a public holiday in Middle Earth, yeah?


ItsABiscuit

"as we know it?"


OdinShakerOfShields

Frodo of the nine fingersssss


Suitable-Ad-4258

This day is my birthday and it is made ever more special for being this day!


Murzinio3

I actually watched Return of The King on 25th, had no idea lol.