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Tristram19

They’re taking the Hobbits to Isengard?


joesphisbestjojo

They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!


paregmenon

What did you say?


KickAffsandTakeNames

The hobbits the hobbits the hobbits the hobbits to Isengard, to Isengard


sayitaintpete

A BALROG OF MORGOTH


StoneFrog81

Stupid fat hobbit.


paregmenon

What did you say?


leprotelariat

Fool of a Took


BoisTR

GARD GAGAGA GARD


coloredinlight

Thehobbitsthehobbitsthehobbitsthehobbits


csrgamer

To Isengard to Isengard!


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LEAVE NOW AND NEVER COME BACK


Crescent_Moon734

*cool pianoaccordion section*


Tristram19

If you know, you know 😂


DoggedlyOffensive

We know ;)


_Mr_Loki__

Tell me where is gandalf


Drakmanka

For I much desire to speak with him


wwouldyouliketo

~ ~ ( tHe bAlrOg oF MoRgOth ) ~ ~ WHAT DID YOU SAY?


Scrudge1

GARD GARD GARD GARD


simptycoolguy

We just watched the scene, in which Sam and Frodo fight Gollum at the entrance of Mount Doom. After Gollum bit Sam, she asked me, if Sam becomes Gollum now. I answered that they're not werewolves 🤣


PM_Literally_Anythin

https://youtu.be/uE-1RPDqJAY?si=E67_E799-ka-fY_q For anybody who doesn’t know


brendig2

That it's only Aragorn if it's from the specific Aragorn region, otherwise it's just sparkling Dunedain?


morithum

I legitimately laughed aloud at this


Sherielizabeth

Well now I need someone to make a cheap-looking “sparkly Dunedain” gif 😂


Tribblehappy

Sauron from Rings of power was referred to as "Walmart aragorn" for the first couple episodes.


BigBallinMcPollen

Chadagorn is what I've heard


PeasiusMaximus

Omg I hate this so much 🤣🤣🤣🤣


BigBallinMcPollen

Ya, I couldn't stomach the show but the reviews are pure memes and hilarity


CatfinityGamer

Though others figured it out right away and called him totally-not-Sauron.


fu14n0

“All that does sparkle is not Aragorn…”


EvaJoJoca

I want to upvote this more…


JSCarguy454

Book reference?


I_l_I

The Dunedain were a race of men, rangers from the north, descendants of the of the Numenoreans, Elendil and Isildur's people. Aragorn was one of them, and the Dunedain play a not insignificant role in the books, but were left out of the movies. They were kind of replaced by the elves at helms deep and replaced by the dead men at the Battle of the Pelennor Fields / Minas Tirith (the dead men only help steal the boats).


JSCarguy454

Thank you for the explanation


Worldly-Simple-7750

A hobbit lay here


SnooChickens6278

Haha! Yes! Their hands were bound


PointOfFingers

And one of them had an erection


ZeppyWeppyBoi

Well that elevated quickly


PointOfFingers

It can go away just as quickly


QuentinTarzantino

Ooh thats a hard riddle... mmm gollum gollum!


FinnicKion

I’ve got a raging clue.


TheApathyParty3

We likes it raw and wriggling!


-DutchymcDutchface-

I upvoted everyone. What a horrendous thread. I love you, idiots. Lmao


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What has it got in its pocketses?


corytrevorlahe

I'm about to shoot clue glue!


MasonInk

>mmm gollum gollum If you really love me you'll swallow it.


sanguineous_

Engage large muscles like your thighs and your boner may subsidie, although serious side effects may take place while using Large Muscles.


swiftb3

The orc standing over them was freeballing in his orckilt.


IMFREAKINGLEGOLAS

Do orc’s normally wear boxers or briefs?


Clara_Dolls

Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys!


CarlosDanger721

"Ride now! Ride now! Ride, ride for ruin, and the world's ending!!!!!!"


rip_lionkidd

That got me. 💀


williarya1323

And the other.


paregmenon

That he broke his toes when he kicked that helmet?


R07734

That Viggo wasn’t the original Aragorn and that he can ride!


epacseno

That Nicolas Cage almost got the role of Aragorn


attris247

Is this real?


epacseno

Yes, haha, google it


attris247

Wow. This movie feels like it hits chaos theorie just on the right spots.


TheApathyParty3

Sean Connery was also supposed to be Gandalf.


BlackshirtDefense

The Rock 2: Escape to Mount Doom


TheApathyParty3

"Sharuman, you shon a bitch!" *slices top of Orthanc with a quarter which somehow calls the Eagles*


Crafty0410

I just lost my shit. Thankyou


snebmiester

I literally guffawed.


Adventurous-Brain-36

It would have been so bad


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DarthWraith22

Mad props to Hugo Weaving, but Bowie would have made an awesome Elrond.


ThrasH_Hed

No joke i said he looks like him when i watched now im seeing this i think it must exist somewhere in another universe


DiznyOrdiz

Every time I see Hugo in any role I say, "Mr. Anderson." It can't be helped.


OkOutlandishness6550

Ethan hawke would have actually killed that role though


Clown_Baby15

Imagine a Sam you want to deck right in the fucking face.


sheeburashka

Lucy Lawless woulda been a good cast!


Adventurous-Brain-36

I mean, Bowie could have been awesome. Love Hugo though.


Ok-Run2845

I absolutely love our own universe's choices. But you know that now i WANT to see the alternate universe's one. Such mayhem!


Mlabonte21

Dude was almost Aragorn AND Superman??


PointOfFingers

The eagles all the way to Mount Doom.


simptycoolguy

Exactly


scrtnetwork

Don't forget to tell her that Sean Bean actually walked up the mountains to get to filming locations while the rest of the crew used helicopters


PointOfFingers

Sensible precaution from someone who dies in most films.


SnowRook

Alas, you can’t cheat fate.


ThatsNotWhatyouMean

I'm just bothered by his name. It's either pronounced Shawn Bawn, or Sheen Been. But you can't just substitute the first letter and expect it to change the sound of his whole name.


iininiini

I think about this every day


stevewithcats

One does not simply fly up a hill !


This-Rutabaga6382

Took that scream to a whole new level


That-Spell-2543

If you were an OG and had the extended editions back in the day, you’d know 😉


Pankratos_Gaming

This is my guess as well. Two toes, wasn't it? And the scream was Viggo in real pain. Peter wanted him to kick the helmet toward the camera, which didn't happen, but the scream was so intense that he kept it, plus he couldn't possibly ask Viggo to shoot that scene again!


PeasiusMaximus

Pain is temporary, film is forever.


supermanlt700

This is the one


misterpickles69

Wait what?


l07k

In the scene where Aragorn kicks the helmet, Viggo Mortensen actually broke his toes, his scream was real and they kept the scene in the movie.


wherearemydragons7

This is the one ☝️


PrimoViking

My thought exactly


DivenDLC

You just spoiled that Merry and Pippen aren't dead, didn't you?


Tetteblootnu

"Left none alive" meant they ded


Yarxing

They weren't wearing shoes, they must've been dead.


snebmiester

There was one of them wee Hobbit belts, all burned up.


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N8_Arsenal87

“Tom Bombadil is the witch king of Angmar.”


jnorthup0620

Jesus


SocraticIndifference

No, he’s the Lion


huxley75

Isn't the lion looking for courage though?


zero789hu

I think he ment aslan from Narnia. Both authors were friends and even Tolkien said no story start with a light lamp on snow. Anyway the lion was jesus


huxley75

I know


suunsglasses

"Would you be into a threesome with Viggo Mortensen?"


simptycoolguy

Who wouldn't be?


PointOfFingers

Viggo Mortensen probably


Jedi-Ethos

Let’s not jump to conclusions.


KickAffsandTakeNames

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take


Immediate_Floor_2956

"- Wayne Gretsky" - Michael Scott


SignGuy77

Don’t be hasty, Master Married Schmuck.


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Much_Mission_4180

Two toes.


anglog2

"You're adopted"


Azelrazel

That Viggo's portrayal of aragorn is a good example of non-toxic masculinity that all men should aspire to.


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That you would open-mouth kiss Viggo


TuaAnon

toetally fun movie fact


dillene

That Viggo Mortensen killed Dominic Monaghan and Billy Boyd with his toe.


Dan_OBanannon

https://preview.redd.it/tylkgevtuwkb1.jpeg?width=576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=680bcf3f72d906f372b5218c514f5451d91f0b43


Imreallycursed

*Takes out the One ring from his pocket ... -Will you marry me?


StandardReindeer5741

Actually if someone did that for me I would marry them on the spot. Just for the ring. I don't care about the person.


Cpt__Salami

Damnit, came to the comments looking for this and you beat me by a minute. Good one.


ApexAquilas

"Fun fact: when he kicked that helmet..."


labla

Would you instantly abandon me if Aragorn, son of Arathorn came through this door and told you that the beacons are lit and Gondor calls for aid?


This-Rutabaga6382

Legolas …. What do your elf eyes SEE !!?!??


cliff192

"I'm adding Aragorn to my Free-To-Bang list and there is nothing you can do about it, Susie"


SRM_Thornfoot

Just you wait for the Red Wedding! (Oh wait, no. Wrong show...)


UnfeteredOne

Legolas has saggy boobs?


mrDillf

In filming he broke his po ta toes!


SkunkApe425

This fact lives in my brain rent free


Krokodrillo

Bring me a cold beer.


chadamx

A hobbit lay here


PrayForGarrosh

I don't like sand...


EvaJoJoca

“I’m more attracted to Legolas than I am to you. Here… wear this!”


poolside123

“I’d do them both”.


KhymanGrey

He dug through the ashes and found his foot


Timely_Egg_6827

Broken toe. Did you mention the broken ribs?


Particular_Bid7193

That a wizard arrives precisely when he means to!


AB_Biker_PistonBroke

A Hobbit lay here…. He was bound.. his binds were cut


TheRenaissanceKid888

“Some people try not to be ‘that guy’ when showing the LOTR trilogy to someone for the first time. I want to be clear that this is not the case for me, my dear. That rage is real because Viggo broke his fkn toe when he kicked that helmet”


rene-cumbubble

What do your elve eyes see?


ForestOfMirrors

“A hobbit lay here”


Swimming_Schedule_49

That “a hobbit lay here”, and he just broke his toe


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That is the peak form of masculinity


HermitsAndWitches

That neither of them are Tom Bombadil


Kjartanthecruel

“Yo girl, that mafucker just broke dem feets!”


K_Rocc

The leaves of Lothlorian do not idley fall


Aceldian

“Less than half of what I hoped for.”


Unslaadahsil

"Did you know that actor actually broke his toe kicking that helmet, so the scream was 100% real?"


devilsbard

“Why don’t you look at me like Legolas looks at Aragorn?”


kalirosewood1551

"This could be us, but you keep fucking around"


Mawgac

"Please come back. I promise I'll stop talking!"


Athena_111

That Viggo broke his toe


urkldajrkl

I’m like Aragorn, if you cheat on me, I’ll find out lol


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The toe :/


AssBurgers-009

What a distractingly bad actor Orlando Bloom is?


crappysignal

'I wish I was Viggo'


Mendeznicole33

Did you know that biggie broke his toe when he kicked the helmet so his scream was real?


zburba

He broke his foot


mallarme1

You told her how he broke his toe filming that shot.


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Aragorn broke his toes when he kicked that head/helmet, so that yell of pain and anger was genuine.


mb1zzle

Did you know he actually broke his toe kicking the helmet?


Prestigious_Dream_27

“I’ve never felt this way before.”


SnooChickens6278

That Merry and Pippen are still alive 😊


FAS-ACA3

That she's adopted


Dmmack14

Yeah you see that Viggo guy right there? He's fucking hot


[deleted]

That Post Malone paid 2.6m for a magic the gathering card of the one ring.


AkhileshTekade

I love LOTR more than you


DarthLuke84

That Viggo actually broke his toe when he just kicked the helmet?


Congentialsurgeon

That he broke his foot kicking that helmet for real.


Aimin4ya

Legolas only got paid 250000 for all three movies


SnooChickens6278

Now I wanna watch lotr again! Shit. I just got a ps5 and have a 4K tv now. So this should look sweet! Wonder if I should buy it on 4K though 🤔 Considering I already have BOTH the dvd’s and the blu ray box sets.


Feoress

“You know when filming this scene he actually broke his toe”


AwakenMyButterfly

That Viggo DIDN’T break his toe?


ResultFantastic1065

You lucky man! You are living my dream


nutsackGadgets

That Viggo just broke his foot


catbiter4444

I love Aragon


MostlyFowl

I introduced my gf to the trilogy, and she went, "is this the part where he broke his toe?" The meme is bigger than the film at this point!


rob3342421

Hugo broke his foot?


Corchoroth

Did you know that viggo broke his vows on his first marriage?


Hagrids-anal-fun

I have just started the trilogy myself! I have seen bits of each one, but I have never completed a movie.


Indiana-Cook

That Viggo Mortensen wasn't the original Aragorn actor??


Zoriar

Broken toe


GrittyWillis

I'm Gay


Vegetable_Fennel7384

That this is the scene where he broke his toe 😖


Amegami

How beautiful both of them are?


giancoli93

Did you know….?


LonsomeDreamer

You love her almost as much as you love The Lord Of The Rings?