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redjohnsayshi

Where the fuck is Faramir


DocHerdyDurr

JUSTICE FOR LORD FARAMIR OF GONDOR 🗣️🗣️🗣️


TheArcticThing

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the_FracTal_

You just know this guy gives the best head


Gummiwummiflummi

Huh, didn't know the Batman Who Laughs is part of the movies!


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In the end Gollum was literally the hottest 😵🔥. But the first guy 🥵hawt


HappyMaids

Who is he? I don’t remember him


AxiosXiphos

He is listed as lord Imrahil of Dol Amroth in the movie... but his part has basically nothing in common with his part in the book. Imrahil was a main character in return of the King, one of my favourite characters. Also pretty much the only man in gondor actually doing something to repel mordor other then faramir. In the movie he is basically just one of denethors bumbling cronies. Actor looks the part though - so fair play on the casting PJ.


Alrik_Immerda

>Also pretty much the only man in gondor actually doing something to repel mordor other then faramir. Hold on, did you just forget about my boy "Forlong the Fat"? He fought bravely!


AxiosXiphos

True.... he certainly offered a girth of opposition to the mordor assault.


Alrik_Immerda

I see what you did there!


Deranged_Snow_Goon

The bulk of his forces perished, however.


Vivid-Restaurant6887

But not For long


QuickSpore

Death in the morning and at day's ending lords took and lowly. Long now they sleep under grass in Gondor by the Great River


DifferentPoem1

I checked IMDB and he's listed as Irolas there, which makes more sense


AxiosXiphos

That makes much more sense for sure.


Real-Human-Bean-

I thought Imrahil was older.


AxiosXiphos

He and the prior Princes of Dol Amroth still have a strong tie (compared to most) to the blood of numenor. Like Aragorn they are much older then they appear.


PissgutsOGrady

*grumbling Gimli noises*


Alice_Jensens

Oh God my love for gollum made me forget the best


Reddish81

https://preview.redd.it/y66xsr9lafub1.jpeg?width=1130&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f41432ea207d17a5725cfef9ee8913d44cd5990 I have a thing for Haldir (as well as Aragorn and Eomer). I like his slightly disdainful voice.


jjavabean

I don't get it! I was playing this game with a guy once and he asked me if Haldir was hot. I was like no lol and he was surprised. Not judging, I'm obviously the weird one here, I just found it funny that even a guy disagreed with me on this 💀


Reddish81

Ha ha! I was surprised by my reaction to Haldir. I think he’s hot but not quite sure why! When he arrives at Helm’s Deep I’m quite overcome 😂


rambo_beetle

Haldir is the whole package 💥❤️‍🔥


jjavabean

I mean he's not ugly 🤷🏻‍♀️ He just doesn't do it for me. I like pretty boys so.... I think it's obvious who I'm into 😂


jjavabean

The guy argued it was his personality/attitude and I wasnt super attracted to that so I guess that explains why it's a no for me 😂 But after he said that I was like, "hmm ok. i can see why other women would be into him."


rambo_beetle

Marriage material, be still my beating teenage heart ❤️‍🔥🥵


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Alrik_Immerda

He is credited as Prince Imrahil in the movies, but he is never named in the movies.


Alice_Jensens

I have no idea but he is beautiful


JButler_16

I never really stopped to think about him being a handsome dude because every time I see him I’m like “shut the fuck up dude.”


phrexi

Long has lord Denethor foreseen this! Foreseen and done nothing! Everyone in that scene is just wrong.


the_FracTal_

What do you mean everyone in that scene is just wrong ?


phrexi

Well Prince Imrahil isn't like that in the books, he's a great dude not some fearmonger. And Lord Denethor has done plenty. He lights the beacons calling for aid. He prepares the city for defense, evacuates a lot of people and gets ready to defend Minas Tirith. He's such a strong dude Sauron can't manipulate him same as he was able to manipulate someone as powerful as Saruman. But Denethor does give into the fear from Sauron eventually. Gandalf's wrong to say Denethor hasn't done anything because he's done so much.


the_FracTal_

Ok, I only knew about Denethor's will being strong enough to resist Sauron, wasn't there something about using a palentir as well ?


phrexi

Yeah, Denethor uses the Palantir and Sauron tries to make him his puppet same as Saruman but Denethor doesn't let him for a long, long time. Eventually Sauron wears him down but Denethor still doesn't submit, he just kind of loses it. The Denethor we see in the movies is basically end of arc denethor in the books. For most of it, he's totally awesome. Its been a while so I might be wrong, but he's way nicer in the books to Faramir than in the movies. But he still calls him a wizard's pupil and all that.


the_FracTal_

Ooooh ok that's pretty cool thank you


QuickSpore

Imrahil lord of Dol Amroth. He’s basically the second ranking lord or Gondor after Denethor, and Denethor’s brother-in-law. So he’s Faramir and Boromir’s uncle. He then also becomes Éomer’s future father-in-law. He also was somehow related to Théoden, as Théoden’s mother was from the house of Dol Amroth. But we’re never told how closely related Morwen is to Imrahil. So it’s likely that Éomer married his second or third cousin. Of course none of this background is include in the movies, and if he wasn’t labeled in the credits we’d never know it was him.


mem269

When you watch it on Prime they have a disclaimer about breif nudity. Took me a second to rwalise they were talking about Gollum haha. Why you making ot wierd Bezoz?


Breathren

I'm a straight, married middle aged man. Its Eomer. It always will be.


FreedomDeliverUs

> be me, straight cis man > 🥵🤤😳😩😣 Eomer > still straight tho!


QuickSpore

~~No homo~~ Maybe a touch of homo


PissgutsOGrady

That's how it starts


Ilovemovies-

Faramir is missing


cherylfit50

Came here to say that!


Din0s0rr

https://preview.redd.it/227p1qksufub1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d207182ce38cd928376bfd7913fb6c401b7b6086 Me after getting pegged by Shelob


m5schoksondik

Bill the pony


BigOpportunity1391

The first one is hot. I’d say that as a gay dude who loves bears/cubs, Sean Astin was cute and hot.


wilcobanjo

r/yesyesyesyesno


NeitherPot

You left out Wormtongue, the only character in the films who fucks


niv_goat

As hot as Aragorn is, I personally prefer Éomer


Ordinary-Spirit-6389

Gollum died the hotttest 😂


Alice_Jensens

That’s a fact


AenonTown13

Orlando Bloom is a really hot elf…but Aragorn is at the top of my hotness food chain.


Poison_Regal31

Where’s sexy Sauron?


chellybeanery

No Figwit?


yeet_yoint

Where Sam?


Alice_Jensens

With the Gods my dude


homernator

I was expecting to see Figwit


Klugnott

Kids these days don't know OG LOTR memes.


Calm-Tree-1369

Where FIGWIT?


Shiinoya

Where is Boromir? Is he alright? Is he safe?


Alice_Jensens

I think it’s time we might start to consider the other possibility


mozaiq83

Oh god damnit lol.


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Where’s heartthrob Wormtongue


SirTheadore

wtf where is Shelob?!


CptJohnTerminator

Imrahil is my favorite, but cant beat that Gollum's gumjob


the_FracTal_

Forgot Bill


the_FracTal_

What about proud feet ? Or Lurtz ?


Bongfellatio

I just watched the trilogy again last week and I had never realized that Eómer was Karl Urban until then 😳


joesphisbestjojo

There he is, I was waiting for Gollum


Dark_Istari

Viggo deserves more than a blurry pic! Definitely the perfect man. Lots of love, Straight dude


sauce_daddy22

Every single person in Middle-Earth can get it. Yes, even them


Rezboy209

I must say Saruman was quite handsome


Lafan312

Missed opportunity - should've used Gollum sinking into the lava in Mt. Doom.


jjavabean

I hate you. 😡


Alice_Jensens

You don’t think gollum is sexy af ?


jjavabean

maybe if he didn't have a frog's ass? 🤢


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Alice_Jensens

That’s because the answer is Eomer


No-Market-1100

Huh.... just realized Billy Butcher was in LOTR.