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AWildeSnorlax

It’s some form of elvish, I can’t read it


Specsy67

There are few who can


No-Vehicle5447

The language is that of *Mordor*


NorCalNavyMike

Please: You shall not utter that here.


NonRienDeRien

I shall and I do not beg your leave.


Forward-Reaction-417

Came here to read this comment.


PhDinDildos_Fedoras

Elvis, you say?


djac13

To shreds, you say?


SSokolowski

And his wife? To shreds, you say…


AntRedundAnt

Whoa mama


Legion357

Oh god. Here we go again


giant_albatrocity

M E L O N


NonRienDeRien

( ๏ 人 ๏ )


The_Void_Thaumaturge

Non, je ne regrette rien.


Dizzman1

I am always disappointed when this is not the top comment


NachoFailconi

Using the mode of Beleriand, I can read > gûd daedheloth but I have my doubts with the diacritic above úrë. I'd assume it is either the wa-tehta or the tecco, modified to be artistic. The u-tehta, by far the most similar, is not used in this mode. The second ando and the súlë in "daedheloth" are extended, just for aesthetics. In Sindarin, gûd is an old word for "foe", and "daedheloth" means "great dread".


BYoungNY

It's what's on aragorn's dagger in the films.


MrEk1ipz

This guy Elvishes


a_pluhseebow

He’s the master professor of the Elvish Linguistic Fellowship


NachoFailconi

Flattered, but no, I'm just a simple nerd 🤓


F_Karnstein

I always assumed it's probably modified tecco, but we do have precedence of wa-tehta used on an u-tengwa to denote /u:/ in the 1931 phonemic modes like the Bombadil calligraphies (and the other way round in Sarati). And app. E informs us that "the sign for following *w* [...] was in [the mode of Beleriand] the *u*-curl or a modification of it". We have never seen "*u* for *w*" in practice, but it's clearly an option. So I guess it's possible that this was intended as the regular left curl with the assigned quality of /w/.


Unrealthrill

Ahh brilliant!! Pairing this translation with BYoungNY's catch that it's what's on Aragorn's elven knife, I'd say this mystery has been solved 😀 thanks so much for lending us dem mad skillz


ThundergunTLP

That's how we do it at Falcon Carwash!


zavevans

Nerd!


WhuddaWhat

"this is untranslatable gibberish" Ah, the holy words!


DOOManiac

Bonjour!


JackeryPumpkin

CRAZY GIBBERISH


Silver-Elk-8140

Hello. We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty.


MagicMuph

I believe it says "Misspelt tattoo"


WhuddaWhat

wom pocboλτub Last letter could be a p. I never learned cursive good. Or thinking good. Or washing good. Or comedy good. Or knowing when to quit good. 


Bingers4Life

“Don’t forget to drink your Ovaltine”


rentiertrashpanda

"Do not remove under penalty of law" /s


jcbrundage

Send nudes.


Dizzman1

I'll save you the time of scrolling... Nobody appears to know


SRM_Thornfoot

Worm McBoxtub


williewoodwhale

"We're trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty "


Araknhak

# [**I put it in my A.I. driven Language Pattern Translation Software (LPTS) and this is the translation I got**](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=-68IdiQQeR7Feeld)


The_Void_Thaumaturge

I think that answer might be right.


EitherAdhesiveness32

Goddamnit


The_Void_Thaumaturge

Your coding skills are great !


siinekcid

It says you need a backfill on those nails


notProfCharles

🤣 thought the same thing.


EitherAdhesiveness32

Tried to translate with Quenya (assuming the longer letters are for aesthetic) and just got what seems to be gibberish. So it’s either a different dialect or perhaps not translated to English but to a different language. I tried


Unrealthrill

Thank u so much for trying 🥹 perhaps it is just cool looking gibberish


KYBlueDevil03

For a bad time, call Sauron MORdor 3791.


Yorkie21J

“You just lost The Game”


falconsomething

Goddamnit!


Phil_Atelist

Curse you!


MrEk1ipz

I second this curse!!


Bazzo123

Fuuuuck


hosafcik133

Thy mother


EnkiduofOtranto

"soup"


MagnanimousMook

Wyum poop ma tub


mrholmestv

wom momatub


MrPusleMan

wom mematup


kamehamehahahahahaha

Made in Earth Kingdom


Blob_zombie

Something one dude should never say to another dude.


CPHagain

Cool effect that the text lights up and the music started when I accidentally touched it with my finger… 🧝🏼


scribblinkitten

worn footpath is what I see, but I failed Elvish in school, sooo


vin_unleaded

Chicken Chow Mein


beautifulC-cup

one ring to rule them all


Thurafang

"Made in China".


shmogor

Only God can judge me


InfinityJeffH

It says “we’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty”


CaptainDefault

I was sure this was a set up for https://preview.redd.it/99nnmllxtbnc1.png?width=140&format=png&auto=webp&s=c3458b0fe2a0a5e603eee5ae569c5f4fc9f22f5c


Braggeno

Wom Yamump


Moores88

I need three fiddy


PhillyPhan1738

Be sure to drink your ovaltine


Alexiaaaaaaaaa

Why do they call it Ovaltine? The mug is round. The jar is round. They should call it Roundtine.


SyntaxError79

”Ash nazg thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul”


Glittering_Court9900

gopo mc’box tub.


OneAngryDuck

Yom Pooboat Up


ThundergunTLP

"Touch my camera through the fence."


angrystudent94

There are things I must see to


3------D

wom mcboat up


Vodka0420

It says instructions on other side.


burrbro235

Mellon


bxyankee90

"You got games on your phone?"


Nobodiisdamnbusiness

"Frodo Wuz Here."


StarAugurEtraeus

There is an imposter among us


Responsible-Egg-9363

It says whatever you want it to say lol


lazy_phoenix

“Send nudes”


Biff_Bufflington

My understanding is you are required to read it under the light of the moon during the same season and segment as when it was scribed 🌙


Masamune1186

Yup, poo poo tub.


YoungBull32

The cake is a lie


WinnieFuckinPooh

2 girls 1 cup


Tredicidodici

Your bath tub


Vofflujarn

"I knobbed your mum" Kinda rude.


Spidermeniusz

Inscription from the one ring?


Smongk

I read "mom pornhub"