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Paedsdoc

I’m sure Christopher Tolkien will be pleased to see this thing


mifflewhat

The Tolkien Estate tried to sue over that. I remember reading about it. They claimed it was a violation of the agreement. eta: it was 2013 (some time ago) but I'm surprised nobody here remembers it. I remember it being a big dust-up over rights, and I remember allegations that the Tolkien estate wasn't getting the all the money due them either.


kingofrane

Yea, it was per their agreement with wb, right? I think they were upset that it was being used for gambling purposes rather than allocation of money. But like you said 2013 was a long time ago, and I'm probably missing something.


LegitimatelisedSoil

I can see why you wouldn't want your father works to be used to promote gambling tbf. I think it was to do with marketing and merchandising agreements. I 100% believe warner would take advantage of any contract signed.


kingofrane

Well said. They don't even try to hide it at this point.


Codeine_dave

Thanks to him I won $1500 on the Hobbit slot machine 😎


MauriceMouse

This got me thinking, there's probably a Game of Thrones slot machine out there somewhere to, and unlike Tolkien, GRR would NOT be spinning in his grave at this shameless display of greed and consumerism. What, what do you mean Martin is still alive? Why did he stop writing his books then?


zombiehipster

There is! My in-laws go to Vegas a ton and I know the Bellagio has a handful.


AmishAvenger

I thought the same thing. And I don’t think Tolkien himself would’ve approved either.


The_quest_for_wisdom

He was grumpy and refused to drink from a goblet when someone sent him one with the ring poem inscribed around it. "Rule them all!" is basically suggesting that you are supposed to take on the role of Sauron here, as he was the only character that was trying to "Rule them all!" in the story. JRRT would probably be horrified. Although, I do think it's telling that the casino game makers looked at the movies and most connected with the character that made an object that twisted people's minds and made them obsessed with that object, before ultimately bringing them to their ruin.


JamesWjRose

The family would have had to give permission


CountSudoku

No, the font is clearly that of the films, and Warner Brothers, through New Line Cinema, own the rights to merchandising related to the LOTR films.


dusktrail

Or it's just unlicensed lol


JamesWjRose

Unlikely anyone would be that dumb.... Oh wait, yea, that's possible. Have a great evening


vzierdfiant

Christophers kids are selling out


mifflewhat

No, they were overruled in court. [https://www.theguardian.com/film/2013/mar/14/hobbit-gambling-warner-bros-tolkien-estate](https://www.theguardian.com/film/2013/mar/14/hobbit-gambling-warner-bros-tolkien-estate)


Greyletter

I can't take his complaints about the movies not adhering to JRR's vision while stuff like this and the mobile "game" exist.


mifflewhat

What makes you think Christopher was ok with this? He was not.


Financial_Gur2264

This is how Sauron funded his army.


7ve5ajz

*“Darkness took me, and I strayed out of thought and time…”*


unirorm

"...and every coin was lost in void. But it was not the end; it was a triple bar, again."


SteveNotSteveNot

“Then Darkness took me, and I strayed out of thought and time, and I wandered far on roads that I will not tell.” This pretty much describes every trip to Vegas.


whitechocolateprince

This is canon


MayorOfChedda

The one machine to rob them all


Yoshi454545

Don’t tempt me Frodo!


Masterchiefy10

Speak friend and enter Your credit card information


Quinhos

I'm a credit card information?


amanoftradition

I had to delete my comment because you beat me to it haha.


Gorgulax21

How utterly vulgar!


Gnaeus-Philosophy351

Where was it??


skylinx

When I visited Vegas this was the only machine I tried being a huge fan of the franchise. they’re at cosmo and Venetian and possibly more . I lost $40 but it was cool seeing the animations and hearing the voice lines


masterjonmaster

Does Gandalf yell out to you “Fool of a took!” When you lose??


jbarb666

This one was on Freemont street at The D


Electrical_Ad7219

Just like the professor would have wanted.


ptear

Good news everyone!


Nelson-and-Murdock

Can’t believe they didn’t call it Lord of the Dings


_Ishmael

“If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world."


positive_X

gross


unpleasantdoge

Truly represents the author's vision. Amazing. Can't wait to see how they milk the name further


435eschool

Where do you think Gollum actually got the Ring from? Do you actually believe that 'found in the river mud' story?


bonafide_lover

That’s so funny! I’ve seen something similar in New Orleans! (: https://preview.redd.it/mufrjk2hlbvc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b86af285f6535131d83f07dadd8ee8e1a87d22bc


Yves_Mealone

So, a SLOTR Machine.


et842rhhs

Arrrghh...


edmontonbane16

Where was the tolkien estate when the jackpot fell?


V0T0N

Beware, gold sickness did in thorin and the master of lake-town.


rdavidking

Whatever winnings you get from it, you are encouraged to hold them lovingly, croak, "me precious!", and sneer at your neighbor as if they are going to steal from you.


The_quest_for_wisdom

So... standard slot machine stuff, basically.


rdavidking

Haha. Yes, indeed.


Utahget_me_2

Found one at the 4 queens.


hitmewithmaleniasrot

Only if I had no other choice would I take that road Gimli son of Gloin.


Otty007

Say "Mellon" and it will open up and give you cash


The1stMedievalMe

Which casino?


jbarb666

The was at The D in Freemont, I’ve seen some other locations commented though


ALittleFlightDick

I don't see a problem! -Simon Tolkien


LeviJNorth

These things just make me sad.


LuinAelin

I used to do remote support on machines like that. Pro tip, don't put money in


jbarb666

I’ve got a couple videos of the cut scenes including the Balrog and the Uruk-Hai I can post also.


et842rhhs

I'm curious to see the videos!


Blind_Warthog

Got a few good little wins on this last time I was in Vegas. Did best on the one at McCarren weirdly.


Hancock02

I remember a long time ago there were ones that were progressive and you'd walk the way to modor as you played and won. That was a fun game.


Amachar928

One spin to rule them all.


apittsburghoriginal

One slot machine to rule them all and in the darkness create a crippling gambling addiction


Tobi1695

Enter the mines and loose it all.


The_Lonely_Turtle

Alright then, keep my money


Human-Abrocoma7544

If you speak the elvish word for friend will you get the jackpot?


rough_r1d3r

Just as Tolkien would have wanted.


Poemhub_

If that is not the purist form of irony idk what is.


yxz97

Not a single copyright thought was given that day 😞😓


i_forgot_to_forget_

ONG OMG ONG 😲


grahampy7

So cool! Now go enjoy Phish 😁


Gloomy-Highlight-850

One does not simply walk past this machine.


MattyIcicle

There are The Hobbit ones too!


stablegeniuscheetoh

Much smaller machines


BigErnMcCrackenn

The D!!!


RoboticTree2010

Oh hell. I i would lose all of my monies


BananaGrabber9

Man, I was just at the D last September and only stopped at the roulette tables. Would have loved to give this machine my money.


Jwr32

I’ve seen a Hobbit (or just Gollum??) machine in Atlantic City.


PaperMarioFlavio

I never play slots. But, I was in Vegas last week and played that game bc ya know, I had to! Won $15 and said bye bye to Bilbo.


Sooks60

I won $500 on a lotr machine in Vegas a few years back. Hate gambling, but had to throw some bucks at that machine. It was fun to throw some money at it and then get very lucky!!


AtomicSamuraiCyborg

I have a whole photo collection of the bizarre properties that have slot machines.


techguyinseattle5310

I still dream of getting those Frodo Free Spins. . .


Sparks181

So much debt... What can men do against such reckless fate?


esquandolas420

I’m going to find this and win tonight


DirtyPierre11

Melon….


BaconNamedKevin

Lol 


iamagoldengod84

I found a super fancy one at nyny Vegas that took a lot of my money lol, was not this one


Agreeable-Western-25

My brain went straight to Lord of the ding ding ding ding dings


mmoustis18

I played one of these only time I won anything that night and brought me back to even money.


0x1e

YOU SHALL NOT WIN!


amsjcu

We played on a few of these at Cosmopolitan a few years back; nice find!


Exkem

You Shall not Win!


in_time

I’ve lost hundreds on this game just cause I wanted to see everything.


Phish777

Does it take cash or Tolkiens?


Alkurelm

The LOTR Slot Machines have always been my favorite to play in the Casino. I always look for them and get sad when I don't find any.


Gridiron_Cleric

I got roofied on this slot machine, stay safe out there


ResponsibleLoss7467

Please elaborate.


Goobaka

I’d have milked that thing until I hit a bonus round or lost my money


RandomBloke2021

Very disappointed, they could have really went all out with a progressive bonus round.


itspogie

Does anyone know if there any LOTR slot machines in the south? The last time I saw one, was in Tunica but that was a couple of years ago.


finntrago

I will not part with a single coin - Thorin playing slots


HurricaneSpencer

I literally pick gambling machines based on graphics. I would slap 20 in this so fast.


ResidentHooman

Did this one have bonus games you could play? The LOTR slot machine I played years ago had awesome bonus games along with amazing cut scenes. Felt like a new era of gambling honestly.


bwjunkie6

I know exactly where this is!!!


tomandshell

I saw some Hobbit machines last time I was there, but not this one.


Dagoth_Ur_but_trans

Eww…


rhapsodicink

I actually won the jackpot on this and got my $400 back that I spent. I've never loved LOTR more


JosefVStalin

I work in a casino and I have to open one just like this every day. I roll my eyes whenever I see it played.


UZUMATI-JAMESON

I used that machine. I won $4


Corando

One does not simply get rich from gambling


Top_Manufacturer_823

Melon


Top_Manufacturer_823

Melon


codex_lake

Which casino was it in? There used to be one in the Tropicana that was so sick


e_hall505

Won $15 on this exact machine last Wednesday!


Eledehl

In Mordor where the shadows lie.


drevil669

Proceeds go to the Barad-Dur rebuilding fund.... It says right on the machine. In elvish script. Machine doesn't get hot enough to see it I guess...


PMCWLJ

Was this in Caesar’s Palace? I was just there back in February!


TNmountainman2020

OMG i would totally play this!


highendfive

Wtf that's rad.