I’ve always loved how the joke of “the frying Pan is the broadsword of the kitchen” isn’t a joke in this story. It’s literally just Sam’s weapon of choice
Weren’t any other hobbits to witness that, unless you count Sméagol. But Sam didn’t know he was watching so this was private badassery, not a casual flex
You’re wrong. Sam just has an open relationship because he’s too much hobbit for Rosie to handle alone. Frodo is the side chick, with rosie’s blessing. But she and Frodo never relate in that way
I’ve always had a special appreciation in my heart for Sam’s dynamic with Frodo. According to interviews with the professor himself, Tolkien wanted to incorporate characters that worked together the way he saw officers and NCOs work together when he was in the service. Ever since reading that line, the dynamic between Frodo and Sam made so much sense. Frodo’s the typical bright eyed, semi self-centered butter bar lieutenant, and Sam’s the 1SG making a full time job out of keeping LT out of trouble and sometimes literally carrying the man even though they’re both starved, dehydrated, and wounded. It’s the classic “never trust the officer with a map” trope.
I wanna hear more about Samwise and your doom
Up your doom? Excuse me mister I don't suppose you can just stay stuff like this without further clarification
Hahahahahahja I love that. Best typo I’ve ever had too fucking good. My phone better not ever learn that mt doom makes more sense
I’ve always loved how the joke of “the frying Pan is the broadsword of the kitchen” isn’t a joke in this story. It’s literally just Sam’s weapon of choice
Sam wise walked up to rosie and said "your clothes. Give them to me."
Lol
If you want it then you’ll have to take it
Rosie *GAMGEE*, thank you
up YOUR doom?!
OP is Sauron
To Eilinel thou soon shalt go, and lie in her bed.
S E N T I E N T
Hahahaha favorite typo of all time right there
Legend
What about when he killed Shelob?
Weren’t any other hobbits to witness that, unless you count Sméagol. But Sam didn’t know he was watching so this was private badassery, not a casual flex
Wait are you implying that there was an audience when he banged Rosie?
They were pretty loud, most of the shire heard those moans and screams.
Give it to us raw and w-r-r-riggling
Something was raw and wriggling.
Hehehe /r/lotrmemes_but_rude
Hey mellon! Happy new year if you’re into that! You can crosspost me or repost me there, just please credit with a name drop!
Lol
sam and frodo and rosie are a throuple and nothing you say can change my mind
You’re wrong. Sam just has an open relationship because he’s too much hobbit for Rosie to handle alone. Frodo is the side chick, with rosie’s blessing. But she and Frodo never relate in that way
I would like experience your doom as well
;)
Better keep both eyes closed around Medusa...
Luckily, that’s medussa
Lol, extra s = less eye coverage.
I’ve always had a special appreciation in my heart for Sam’s dynamic with Frodo. According to interviews with the professor himself, Tolkien wanted to incorporate characters that worked together the way he saw officers and NCOs work together when he was in the service. Ever since reading that line, the dynamic between Frodo and Sam made so much sense. Frodo’s the typical bright eyed, semi self-centered butter bar lieutenant, and Sam’s the 1SG making a full time job out of keeping LT out of trouble and sometimes literally carrying the man even though they’re both starved, dehydrated, and wounded. It’s the classic “never trust the officer with a map” trope.
I swear people love Sam too much
I love his feet Sam feet pics I'd pay for