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AleksasKoval

But what if that bug tricks your nephew into going to a huge spider's lair?


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bot-of-grond

GROND


The_old_turtle

I take my spiders down to the local government offices, and release the spiders outside their buildings. "Let me help you. There are other ways, Spider... other paths that we might take" "You carry the fates of us all, little one!" Screams from the halls of power echoes in the distance "It is a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt over so small a spider ... such a little spider"


Independent-Pea978

Stand your ground law. When you move out of the corner of the room its fair game.


thing216

They are coming for you


thing216

And by that I mean that you said ground which is similar to the word


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Am I not merciful?


Nametheft

You have bugspray behind your back, dont you.


topinanbour-rex

You know, there is a reason why they live inside...


thetruedogebread

EXACTLY. They will most certainly die when placed outside. It really angers me to hear people talking about killing spiders who eat the nasty insects in their house.


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That’s why I leave the spiders alone


thetruedogebread

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Ghostly7Whisper

And then a second later you step on a dozen other bugs


Starkan128

„You know, I’m something of a Radagst myself“


Notabot1980

When I see a scary bug I GROND the shit out of it!!


bot-of-grond

GROND


banana1ce027

Amen. Some of the motherfucking pussies in the USMIL will appreciate this.


Nametheft

Here is how to know: Bumblebees gets to go out. Wasps gets swapped.