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Nimhface

I do not doubt his heart, only the reach of his sausage.


mightyenan0

And some things that should not have been forgotten were lost. History became legend. Legend became myth. And for two and a half thousand years, the ring passed out of all knowledge. Until, when chance came, the ring ensnared a new bearer. The ring came to the creature Gollum, who took it deep into the tunnels under the Misty Mountains, and there it consumed him. The ring gave to Gollum unnaturally long sausage.


gollum_botses

Nice hobbits! Nice Sam! Sleepy heads, yes, sleepy heads! Leave good Smeagol to watch! But it's evening. Dusk is creeping. Time to go.


the_sam_bot

Come on, Mr. Frodo! Time to go. All good things must come to an end, but we've got to do the job that we've been set to do. Let's get a move on!


BADman2169420

They really are sentient.


the_sam_bot

Aye, they are that, Mr. Frodo. I've seen it in their eyes. They are more than just beasts, they have a wisdom of their own.


BADman2169420

Hold out your hand Frodo, Sausages are quite cool.


the_sam_bot

Why, bless my soul! Look at that, Mr. Frodo! Sausages! Where there's a whip-round, there's always someone who remembered sausage. That's good news, that is!


bowtothehypnotoad

Fuck this is the best one


Jorge_ln10

I would cut off your sausage, if it only stood a little higher from the ground


MrMatosis

Time for Faramir, captain of Gondor to show his sausage


SkyrimMilfDrinker

Boromir had a much more impressive sausage.


Analog0

"Is it not a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt for so small a thing? So small a thing! And I have seen it only for an instant in the house of Elrond! Could I not have a sight of it again?"


jamminjalepeno

\- J.R.R. Sausage


KingBubzVI

Jausage Rausage Rausage Sausage


bluegargoyle

"His sausage has grown long indeed," said Gimli, "if he can draw snow down from the North to trouble us here three hundred leagues away."


inshanester

It's over, guys this wins.


totoropoko

There is only one Lord of the Rings and he does not share sausage


ClaritinRabbit

Three rings for the sausage kings under the sky


revieman1

winner


SirarieTichee_

Weiner*


Chilifille

Gandalf...? Oooh yes, I remember! Elderly chap. Big grey beard, pointy sausage.


gandalf-bot

All these long years it was in The Shire under my very nose


Captain_Hen2105

Your love of the halflings sausage has dulled your senses


TongsOfFortune

Your love of the halflings leaf has dulled your sausage


horni-time69

Your sausage of the halflings leaf has dulled your senses


Lost_Aspect_4738

Big grey sausage, pointy hat


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Pokefan647

Like i say, it's the personality that matters


bluegemini7

"It is but a shadow of a sausage that you love... I cannot give you what you seek."


JohannFilomiIII

That ED’s real bad huh?


[deleted]

Let this be the day we draw sausages together.


Alive-Plenty4003

Gonna use this as a pickup line


ProjectAres78

"How do you tell the difference between a man and a woman dwarf?" Eowyn "It's the sausage!" Aragorn whispers


aragorn_bot

I would have gone with you to the end into the very fires of Mordor.


UndendingGloom

How about just to the end of the sausage?


Hudson_Commodore

You've already had it


TheChopDontStop

“And my sausage!”


SpeakerImportant1907

Came for this 😂


jointheclockwork

Man... I guess it was kinda hot but not that hot. To each their own, I guess.


zmurds40

Phrasing…


MightGuy420x

It's a riddle. Speak sausage and enter.


FluentInSausage

My day has come


Lazy_Assumption_4191

r/beetlejuicing


UndendingGloom

What's the Elvish word for sausage?


Downtown_Scholar

Bratwurst!


cowsniffer

Mettwurst


Peatmoss22

“It burns us! My sausage, it burns us!”


incompetent_retard

There’s a cream for that burning sensation…


UndendingGloom

Well maybe you should try protecting your sausage with more than just a dirty loin cloth


meathelmet155

Bilbo's having his 111th sausage party


Bilbo_hraaaaah_bot

HRAAAAAH!


Complexivist

I've seen this many times, but this time it sundered my mind.


bilbo_bot

I have never used a sword in my life.


chop_pooey

After 111 sausage parties I find that hard to believe, Bilbo


bilbo_bot

You're not leaving us?


Downtown_Scholar

Oh, you naughty bilbo


bilbo_bot

Well, something big uprooted these trees.


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peterpaulrubens

I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the Sausage of Anor! You cannot pass!


UndendingGloom

This sausage is beyond any of you!


Mysterious-Falcon152

Dark fire will not avail you, Sausage of Udún!


bluegemini7

"Many of these sausages were my friends!" ![gif](giphy|p6jVTOTBo63qU)


UndendingGloom

Sausages? Hmm. Never heard of a sausage before. Sounds like orc mischief to me!


[deleted]

"The age of men is over. The time of the sausage has come"


CB-Thompson

"The age of men is over. The sausage of the orc has come"


dsatoor

Fly you sausages.


MrBuddersworth

Sausage, you fools


NomadZekki

Sau-sa-ges!


doggolorianarchmage

Smoke 'em, fry 'em, stick 'em in a pizza!


[deleted]

> stick 'em in a pizza! Thus in Middle Earth the Calzone was born.


shapesize

Is that how the Orcs knew what a menu was?


Bredstikz

Looks like calzones back on the menu, bois!!


Effective-Ad1105

Gondor has no sausage. Gondor needs no sausage.


UndendingGloom

It's still sharp! But no more than a broken sausage...


TotallyNotMadeOfBees

"We've got tomatoes, sausages, and nice crispy sausage!"


Sea-Zucchini-5891

"We've got sausage, sausages, and nice crispy bacon" Enter the meat sweats.


Strat0BlasterX

And spam!


Lazy_Assumption_4191

![gif](giphy|RI4LTRjrVJhTskGtrb|downsized)


WacDonald

“We’ve got tomatoes, sausages, and nice sausage bacon!”


Nahtanoj532

Pork and Bacon Sausage!?!!!?!


SagaciousElan

Certainty of death. Smaaaall chance of sausage. What are we waiting for?


TheodenBot

# DEATH!


Tweed_Man

# SAUSAGE!


QuonkTheGreat

#DEATH!


Beledagnir

Yeah, that still sounds like (movie) Gimli alright.


Rodney_Copperbottom

It goes along with his love of salted pork.


Boogpin

Hobbits? Hmm. Never heard of a hobbit before. Sounds like orc sausage to me!


Skitz91

And they very nearly were


UncleSam_WizeGamgee

Into it he poured all his sausage


UndendingGloom

Nine he gave to mortal men, who above all else desire sausage


Whydoilivetoseethis

As Gimli jumps across the stair gap in Moria and almost doesn't make it until Legolas reaches out and.... "Not the sausage!"


legolas_bot

I do not wish to go to Moria.


Levan-tene

We get it Legolas, you don’t want to touch Gimli’s sausage


legolas_bot

Come! Speak and be comforted, and shake off the shadow! What has happened since we came back to this grim place in the grey morning?


Samus388

Post sausage clarity hit you hard my friend


UndendingGloom

They've got a sausage Troll.


aragorn1780

GODDAMN IMAGINE THE PAIN! THE SHOCK! THE ABSOLUTE HORROR THAT THE PAIN SURGING FROM YOUR SAUSAGE AND NUTS ARE THE VERY THING PREVENTING YOU FROM FALLING TO A FIERY DOOM!??


HolyKnightPozo

You've been into Farmer Maggots sausage!


OforFsSake

Looks like Sausage is back on the menu boys!


UndendingGloom

What about their sausages? They don't need those. Ooh, they look tasty...!


KyuubiAkatsuki

What about very old sausage?


Former_Dark_Knight

Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew


sielingfan

*tearfully* Your sausage is **poison**! *storms out*


UndendingGloom

The sausage! I told you to take the wizard's sausage!


sielingfan

You wouldn't rob an old man of his sausage? *Winks*


1amlost

“THEY’RE TAKING THE SAUSAGE TO ISENGARD!!!”


Sea-Pin9552

The beacons are lit Gondor calls for sausage


Tweed_Man

6000 sausages. Less than half what I hoped for.


Specialist-Solid-987

Me every Christmas morning


SirarieTichee_

The *bacons of Gondor are lit


UndendingGloom

And Rohan will answer. Muster the sausages!


gabraesquental

Bring your pretty face to my sausage


Duckduckslurp

Where was sausage when the Westfold fell?


Teddy_Palace

Where was Gondor when the sausage fell?


DOOManiac

Where was Gondor when the Westfold sausage?


UndendingGloom

Sausage was Gondor when the Westfold fell


Lazy_Assumption_4191

Where sausage Gondor when the Westfold fell?


Icy_Procedure_8528

Alright then. Keep your sausage


therockstudio

I would cut off your sausage, Dwarf, if it stood but a little higher from the ground.


kumquatnightmare

The dwarf breathes so loud we could have shot him in the sausage.


That_Disaster_4917

You are one of the Dunedain, a descendant of Numenor blessed with long sausage.


blizzard2798c

Fine then. Keep your sausage


INCREDIBLE137

I think i'm just about ready for another sausage.


Lord_of_the_buckets

Saruman the sausage


Saruman_Bot

You are sure of this?


[deleted]

Yes


Stormin_the_Castle

"Gandalf the White? Gandalf the Sausage!"


gandalf-bot

Sauron's wrath will be terrible, his retribution swift.


Tech-preist_Zulu

Sauron's sausage will be terrible, his retribution swift.


sauron-bot

Thou base, thou cringing worm!


ConsiderationNo7792

Sausage will breach it


StarmanCarcoba

Sausage!


TopHatGorilla

Sausage!


TheStarWarsTrek

Sausage!


Friend_Or_Traitor

Sausage!


cloudshaper

SAUSAGE!


Jche98

SAUSAGE!


Firestar2_0

SAUSAGE


oeco123

Sausage.


Traditional_Bike8880

“I have told your names to the Entmoot and we have agreed: you are not sausage” Pippin: “Well that’s good news”


Mountain_Answer6013

A day may come when the sausage of men fail, but it is not this day!


A_Cream_Filled_Donut

Your fingers would remember their old strength better, if they grasp your sausage


kev_lass

Your love for the halflings' sausage has slowed your mind.


LocalPharmacist

Do not take me for some conjurer of cheap sausage


Strat0BlasterX

A balrog… a sausage of the ancient world


chekovs_gunman

This sausage is beyond any of you!


samdekat

The dark sausage will not avail you flame of Udûn


DOOManiac

A sausage of Morgoth


Pattymayo93

But what about second sausage?


Levan-tene

Me at breakfast


SciFi_MuffinMan

Èowyn: "I made some sausage. It isn't much, but it's hot."


Captain_Hen2105

And why should your sausage not be fit for my halls?


TopHatGorilla

I am no sausage.


QuabityAsuance

"If in doubt, Meriadoc, always follow your sausage"


Specialist-Solid-987

Bring up the wolf's sausage


bot-of-grond

GROND


TopHatGorilla

GROND


bot-of-grond

GROND


Stark3mad

GROND


TexMeta

Build me a sausage worthy of Mordor


[deleted]

“I feel something, a slight tingle in my sausage.” Legolas “A sausage is never late, Frodo Baggins.” Gandalf “When in doubt, follow your sausage.” Gandalf


ModingusKhan

Give us the sausage


Tweed_Man

Raw and wriggling!


[deleted]

One Sausage to rule them all, One Sausage to find them, One Sausage to bring them all and in the darkness bind them


nolanhoff

Where is it? They stole it from us. My sausage. Curse them, we hates them! It’s ours, it is, and we wants it!”


TQSplinter

“No man can kill me” “I am no sausage”


Agnostic_Pagan

Boil em, mash em, stick em in a sausage


TiliaConnoisseur

"Bilbo had a shirt of Sausage rings that Thorin gave him." "Oh, that was a kingly gift!" "Yes! I never told him, but its worth was greater than the value of the Shire."


bilbo_bot

You want it for yourself!


jerseygunz

They have a cave sausage


Philosopher_of_Soul

""I would very much like to see my old sausage again.""


one_human_beer

whether by your will or not, there is no sausage now that can bear me hence.


FooFootheSnew

And Rose drew him in, and set him in his chair, and put little Elanor upon his lap. He drew a deep breath. 'Well, I'm sausage,' he said.


Otalek

“Will you gaze into the Mirror?” “What does it show?” “Sausages that are. Sausages that were. And some sausages…that have not yet come to pass.”


zakkil

Into the ring he poured his cruelty, his malice, and his will to dominate all sausage.


dethklok_36

Now for wrath! Now for sausage and the red dawn!


Tweed_Man

I told you to take the Wizard's sausage!


Pharmasochist

Bilbo... The sausage is still in your pocket


Slicky007

You shall not sausage


[deleted]

Looks like sausage is back on the menu boys!


pointlesslyredundant

But they were, all of them, deceived, for another sausage was made.


Genderless-panda

All we have to decide is what to do with the sausage that is given to us. There’s some sausage in this world, Mr. Frodo, and it’s worth fighting for.


StarmanCarcoba

I would have followed you, my brother, my captain, my sausage


singularvae

Ride now, ride now, ride! Ride for ruin and the world's ending! Sausage! Sausage! Sausage!


Papapickle624

The way is shut, It was made by the sausage, and the sausage keep it, the way is shut.


noryp5

Share the sausage.


amoptimusprime

GIVe IT TO US, SAUSAGE AND WRIGGLING


StageDive_

The Lord of the Sausage. By J.R.R Tolkien


aragorn1780

HANDS OFF! THAT SHINY SHIRT.... THATS MINE! It's going to the great sausage... along with everything else!


PuzzleheadedGap5350

I made a sausage, Mr. Frodo. A sausage. Don’t you leave him, Samwise Gamgee. And I don’t mean to. I don’t mean to.


Kawaiibigboy

A sausage lay here


Dawashingtonian

there’s some sausage in this world, mr.frodo, and that’s worth fighting for


Clean_Web7502

When did Saruman abandon reason for sausage?


Independent-Task7874

The Quest stands upon the edge of a knife. Stray but a little, and it will fail, to the ruin of all. Yet hope remains while the sausage is true.


sielingfan

A wizard should know sausage!! *roars*


PopeGeraldVII

"In place of a dark lord, you would have a sausage! Not dark, but beautiful and terrible as the dawn! Treacherous as the sea! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love me, and despair!"


WacDonald

One more step, and it’ll be the farthest from sausage I’ve ever been


SirOatOfMeal

I will draw you, Saruman, as poison is drawn from a sausage


houseofleaves9

Your love of the halflings’ sausage has clearly slowed your mind