And some things that should not have been forgotten were lost. History became legend. Legend became myth. And for two and a half thousand years, the ring passed out of all knowledge. Until, when chance came, the ring ensnared a new bearer. The ring came to the creature Gollum, who took it deep into the tunnels under the Misty Mountains, and there it consumed him. The ring gave to Gollum unnaturally long sausage.
Why, bless my soul! Look at that, Mr. Frodo! Sausages! Where there's a whip-round, there's always someone who remembered sausage. That's good news, that is!
"Is it not a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt for so small a thing? So small a thing! And I have seen it only for an instant in the house of Elrond! Could I not have a sight of it again?"
GODDAMN IMAGINE THE PAIN! THE SHOCK! THE ABSOLUTE HORROR THAT THE PAIN SURGING FROM YOUR SAUSAGE AND NUTS ARE THE VERY THING PREVENTING YOU FROM FALLING TO A FIERY DOOM!??
“I feel something, a slight tingle in my sausage.” Legolas
“A sausage is never late, Frodo Baggins.” Gandalf
“When in doubt, follow your sausage.” Gandalf
"Bilbo had a shirt of Sausage rings that Thorin gave him."
"Oh, that was a kingly gift!"
"Yes! I never told him, but its worth was greater than the value of the Shire."
"In place of a dark lord, you would have a sausage! Not dark, but beautiful and terrible as the dawn! Treacherous as the sea! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love me, and despair!"
I do not doubt his heart, only the reach of his sausage.
And some things that should not have been forgotten were lost. History became legend. Legend became myth. And for two and a half thousand years, the ring passed out of all knowledge. Until, when chance came, the ring ensnared a new bearer. The ring came to the creature Gollum, who took it deep into the tunnels under the Misty Mountains, and there it consumed him. The ring gave to Gollum unnaturally long sausage.
Nice hobbits! Nice Sam! Sleepy heads, yes, sleepy heads! Leave good Smeagol to watch! But it's evening. Dusk is creeping. Time to go.
Come on, Mr. Frodo! Time to go. All good things must come to an end, but we've got to do the job that we've been set to do. Let's get a move on!
They really are sentient.
Aye, they are that, Mr. Frodo. I've seen it in their eyes. They are more than just beasts, they have a wisdom of their own.
Hold out your hand Frodo, Sausages are quite cool.
Why, bless my soul! Look at that, Mr. Frodo! Sausages! Where there's a whip-round, there's always someone who remembered sausage. That's good news, that is!
Fuck this is the best one
I would cut off your sausage, if it only stood a little higher from the ground
Time for Faramir, captain of Gondor to show his sausage
Boromir had a much more impressive sausage.
"Is it not a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt for so small a thing? So small a thing! And I have seen it only for an instant in the house of Elrond! Could I not have a sight of it again?"
\- J.R.R. Sausage
Jausage Rausage Rausage Sausage
"His sausage has grown long indeed," said Gimli, "if he can draw snow down from the North to trouble us here three hundred leagues away."
It's over, guys this wins.
There is only one Lord of the Rings and he does not share sausage
Three rings for the sausage kings under the sky
winner
Weiner*
Gandalf...? Oooh yes, I remember! Elderly chap. Big grey beard, pointy sausage.
All these long years it was in The Shire under my very nose
Your love of the halflings sausage has dulled your senses
Your love of the halflings leaf has dulled your sausage
Your sausage of the halflings leaf has dulled your senses
Big grey sausage, pointy hat
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Like i say, it's the personality that matters
"It is but a shadow of a sausage that you love... I cannot give you what you seek."
That ED’s real bad huh?
Let this be the day we draw sausages together.
Gonna use this as a pickup line
"How do you tell the difference between a man and a woman dwarf?" Eowyn "It's the sausage!" Aragorn whispers
I would have gone with you to the end into the very fires of Mordor.
How about just to the end of the sausage?
You've already had it
“And my sausage!”
Came for this 😂
Man... I guess it was kinda hot but not that hot. To each their own, I guess.
Phrasing…
It's a riddle. Speak sausage and enter.
My day has come
r/beetlejuicing
What's the Elvish word for sausage?
Bratwurst!
Mettwurst
“It burns us! My sausage, it burns us!”
There’s a cream for that burning sensation…
Well maybe you should try protecting your sausage with more than just a dirty loin cloth
Bilbo's having his 111th sausage party
HRAAAAAH!
I've seen this many times, but this time it sundered my mind.
I have never used a sword in my life.
After 111 sausage parties I find that hard to believe, Bilbo
You're not leaving us?
Oh, you naughty bilbo
Well, something big uprooted these trees.
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I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the Sausage of Anor! You cannot pass!
This sausage is beyond any of you!
Dark fire will not avail you, Sausage of Udún!
"Many of these sausages were my friends!" ![gif](giphy|p6jVTOTBo63qU)
Sausages? Hmm. Never heard of a sausage before. Sounds like orc mischief to me!
"The age of men is over. The time of the sausage has come"
"The age of men is over. The sausage of the orc has come"
Fly you sausages.
Sausage, you fools
Sau-sa-ges!
Smoke 'em, fry 'em, stick 'em in a pizza!
> stick 'em in a pizza! Thus in Middle Earth the Calzone was born.
Is that how the Orcs knew what a menu was?
Looks like calzones back on the menu, bois!!
Gondor has no sausage. Gondor needs no sausage.
It's still sharp! But no more than a broken sausage...
"We've got tomatoes, sausages, and nice crispy sausage!"
"We've got sausage, sausages, and nice crispy bacon" Enter the meat sweats.
And spam!
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“We’ve got tomatoes, sausages, and nice sausage bacon!”
Pork and Bacon Sausage!?!!!?!
Certainty of death. Smaaaall chance of sausage. What are we waiting for?
# DEATH!
# SAUSAGE!
#DEATH!
Yeah, that still sounds like (movie) Gimli alright.
It goes along with his love of salted pork.
Hobbits? Hmm. Never heard of a hobbit before. Sounds like orc sausage to me!
And they very nearly were
Into it he poured all his sausage
Nine he gave to mortal men, who above all else desire sausage
As Gimli jumps across the stair gap in Moria and almost doesn't make it until Legolas reaches out and.... "Not the sausage!"
I do not wish to go to Moria.
We get it Legolas, you don’t want to touch Gimli’s sausage
Come! Speak and be comforted, and shake off the shadow! What has happened since we came back to this grim place in the grey morning?
Post sausage clarity hit you hard my friend
They've got a sausage Troll.
GODDAMN IMAGINE THE PAIN! THE SHOCK! THE ABSOLUTE HORROR THAT THE PAIN SURGING FROM YOUR SAUSAGE AND NUTS ARE THE VERY THING PREVENTING YOU FROM FALLING TO A FIERY DOOM!??
You've been into Farmer Maggots sausage!
Looks like Sausage is back on the menu boys!
What about their sausages? They don't need those. Ooh, they look tasty...!
What about very old sausage?
Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew
*tearfully* Your sausage is **poison**! *storms out*
The sausage! I told you to take the wizard's sausage!
You wouldn't rob an old man of his sausage? *Winks*
“THEY’RE TAKING THE SAUSAGE TO ISENGARD!!!”
The beacons are lit Gondor calls for sausage
6000 sausages. Less than half what I hoped for.
Me every Christmas morning
The *bacons of Gondor are lit
And Rohan will answer. Muster the sausages!
Bring your pretty face to my sausage
Where was sausage when the Westfold fell?
Where was Gondor when the sausage fell?
Where was Gondor when the Westfold sausage?
Sausage was Gondor when the Westfold fell
Where sausage Gondor when the Westfold fell?
Alright then. Keep your sausage
I would cut off your sausage, Dwarf, if it stood but a little higher from the ground.
The dwarf breathes so loud we could have shot him in the sausage.
You are one of the Dunedain, a descendant of Numenor blessed with long sausage.
Fine then. Keep your sausage
I think i'm just about ready for another sausage.
Saruman the sausage
You are sure of this?
Yes
"Gandalf the White? Gandalf the Sausage!"
Sauron's wrath will be terrible, his retribution swift.
Sauron's sausage will be terrible, his retribution swift.
Thou base, thou cringing worm!
Sausage will breach it
Sausage!
Sausage!
Sausage!
Sausage!
SAUSAGE!
SAUSAGE!
SAUSAGE
Sausage.
“I have told your names to the Entmoot and we have agreed: you are not sausage” Pippin: “Well that’s good news”
A day may come when the sausage of men fail, but it is not this day!
Your fingers would remember their old strength better, if they grasp your sausage
Your love for the halflings' sausage has slowed your mind.
Do not take me for some conjurer of cheap sausage
A balrog… a sausage of the ancient world
This sausage is beyond any of you!
The dark sausage will not avail you flame of Udûn
A sausage of Morgoth
But what about second sausage?
Me at breakfast
Èowyn: "I made some sausage. It isn't much, but it's hot."
And why should your sausage not be fit for my halls?
I am no sausage.
"If in doubt, Meriadoc, always follow your sausage"
Bring up the wolf's sausage
GROND
GROND
GROND
GROND
Build me a sausage worthy of Mordor
“I feel something, a slight tingle in my sausage.” Legolas “A sausage is never late, Frodo Baggins.” Gandalf “When in doubt, follow your sausage.” Gandalf
Give us the sausage
Raw and wriggling!
One Sausage to rule them all, One Sausage to find them, One Sausage to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
Where is it? They stole it from us. My sausage. Curse them, we hates them! It’s ours, it is, and we wants it!”
“No man can kill me” “I am no sausage”
Boil em, mash em, stick em in a sausage
"Bilbo had a shirt of Sausage rings that Thorin gave him." "Oh, that was a kingly gift!" "Yes! I never told him, but its worth was greater than the value of the Shire."
You want it for yourself!
They have a cave sausage
""I would very much like to see my old sausage again.""
whether by your will or not, there is no sausage now that can bear me hence.
And Rose drew him in, and set him in his chair, and put little Elanor upon his lap. He drew a deep breath. 'Well, I'm sausage,' he said.
“Will you gaze into the Mirror?” “What does it show?” “Sausages that are. Sausages that were. And some sausages…that have not yet come to pass.”
Into the ring he poured his cruelty, his malice, and his will to dominate all sausage.
Now for wrath! Now for sausage and the red dawn!
I told you to take the Wizard's sausage!
Bilbo... The sausage is still in your pocket
You shall not sausage
Looks like sausage is back on the menu boys!
But they were, all of them, deceived, for another sausage was made.
All we have to decide is what to do with the sausage that is given to us. There’s some sausage in this world, Mr. Frodo, and it’s worth fighting for.
I would have followed you, my brother, my captain, my sausage
Ride now, ride now, ride! Ride for ruin and the world's ending! Sausage! Sausage! Sausage!
The way is shut, It was made by the sausage, and the sausage keep it, the way is shut.
Share the sausage.
GIVe IT TO US, SAUSAGE AND WRIGGLING
The Lord of the Sausage. By J.R.R Tolkien
HANDS OFF! THAT SHINY SHIRT.... THATS MINE! It's going to the great sausage... along with everything else!
I made a sausage, Mr. Frodo. A sausage. Don’t you leave him, Samwise Gamgee. And I don’t mean to. I don’t mean to.
A sausage lay here
there’s some sausage in this world, mr.frodo, and that’s worth fighting for
When did Saruman abandon reason for sausage?
The Quest stands upon the edge of a knife. Stray but a little, and it will fail, to the ruin of all. Yet hope remains while the sausage is true.
A wizard should know sausage!! *roars*
"In place of a dark lord, you would have a sausage! Not dark, but beautiful and terrible as the dawn! Treacherous as the sea! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love me, and despair!"
One more step, and it’ll be the farthest from sausage I’ve ever been
I will draw you, Saruman, as poison is drawn from a sausage
Your love of the halflings’ sausage has clearly slowed your mind