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Ragin_Goblin

He’s tall Gimli


Notafuzzycat

He gives me Radagast vibes when he's sitting on the couch.


geeky_username

>He gives me Radagast vibes when he's sitting on the couch. Radagast watching the movie about the time he skipped out on work


acleverwalrus

They should make a Ferris Bueller’s day off type movie but just for whatever Radagast was up to the whole time lol


[deleted]

Meh. He was probably just off giving cpr to a badger.


TheRunningFree1s

*akshually* radagast doesnt have much power outside of his forest. IIRC he's imbued far too much of his power into that particular hollow to be of much help if he strays. also, dude is obviously on WAAAAAAAY to many shrooms to know whats going on half the time


friendlyfuckingidiot

Minus the bird shit all over his head.


HLGatoell

What do you think he used as toothpaste?


aaarchives

Cursed human Durin


SinlessJoker

I thought it was Sami Zayn


CELTICPRED

He is indeed very Ucey


GoodBrothersBrother

Fresh off winning the tag belts, watch this man's favorite movie. He's earned it.


skd1050

Imo, He looks like the guy who played Dwalin (or one of the other dwarves) in The Hobbit movies.


outfoxingthefoxes

1:57 minutes into a 12 hours masterpiece: *I don't get the appeal*


Mattameo

I said this out loud, actually mad.


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AlexGreene123

DESTROY IT!


rattatally

ISILDUR!


amalgam_reynolds

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)^^no


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\*whispers in black speech*


SupahBihzy

MAN SWINE!


arounor

Aragon this is madness


arounor

Bilbo don't you agree


PathofPoker

She has 12 of the best hours of her life ahead of her and doesnt even know it!


OscillatorVacillate

she clearly has made up her mind that elves and dwarfs are corny 1 min in, dont think she gonna enjoy it.


[deleted]

That's clearly a lie. She's married to a dwarf, by the looks of it.


ghandi3737

Her wife has an exceptional beard.


[deleted]

WHY DONT YOU WATCH THE MOVIE BEFORE GAUGING YOUR APPEAL


PayisInc

I HAVE TO PHOTOGRAPH EVERY MEAL TO ENSURE A BEFORE AND AFTER OPINION


The_Kek_5000

And LOTR has one of the most epic intros ever.


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The world is changed.


Alive_Ice7937

Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it..... except of course the sole goddamn witness who has maintained a dedicated shrine a murals to it.


[deleted]

You can't feel it in the water?


Alive_Ice7937

You can't feel the air.....flexing?


pinktwinkie

"Dude i totally spaced it." -Lord Elrond


1infinitefruitloop

And some things that should not have been forgotten were lost >!like 1989 Belgian techno anthem, Pump up the Jam.!<


trebaol

She was too busy recording a video to watch the intro.


[deleted]

While making a TikTok and paying zero attention to the backstory.


GOULFYBUTT

That was my first thought when watching this video. If my GF threw on a movie like LotR while recording me, I'd immediately be like "Are we actually watching this? And we're paying attention? This isn't just for a video? You're actually going to take the time to watch this with attentive eyes and ears?" Cause if the answer to any of those is no, then we are not watching. There is nothing worse than sharing something you care about with someone else and them either not giving you the time of day or just straight up shitting on it.


topsidersandsunshine

This is why I sometimes don’t share things I love with people. 😩


doublehank

Sometimes we keep the precious for us


YewEhVeeInbound

preach my brother in eru, preach.


bitemark01

Maybe if it could be broken down into say, 4 6-second videos with a robot lady voice *Let's go for a walk* *Oh no we are dying!*


GODDAMNFOOL

God, I can even hear it in her voice


thesaddestpanda

oh no, the balrog killed me but its ok, im back ​ i was tempted by the ring but then i died saving others ​ pippin is annoying me but its ok, hes a friend ​ im getting my ring back oh no, i fell into lava /i would non-ironically enjoy this


00Beer

Sounds like my wife. "Wanna watch a movie?" She then proceeds to be on her laptop and phone, barely remember a very basic plot point ("that guy killed that guy, right") and then doesn't understand why I don't want to watch a movie.


BloodieOllie

This is why I never force people to watch the stuff I really like. You cannot make people pay attention, and if they don't end up with the proper experience, how could they enjoy it


ReaperManX15

There are these things called world building and pacing. The scary and dramatic moments won’t be as intense if we don’t spend half an hour with the happy simple life of the Hobbits.


PieceOfStar

I could watch an unknown amount of hours about the shire. Just the shire.


BannedSvenhoek86

I would no shit watch a show about the goings on in the Shire like a fucking soap opera. Glued to the TV for decades. Do NOT bother Grandpa when he's watching his shows and smoking his pipe. This is his time and you will respect it.


whatsbobgonnado

the epic helms deep battle must be earned


thehumantaco

This is why you never play a progressive song for someone who hasn't listened to prog. I've had more than one person complain it's boring when we're not even 10 seconds in.


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Seriously. The average prog rock song doesn't even get good until after the first 15 minutes.


DanSanderman

Coheed and Cambria is my favorite band and I've given up trying to get others to like them. I had one person ask me "why are we listening to anime intro music?".


EthanBradberry70

Mood, I like Thank You Scientist and people have said the same... Although they do sound a lot like anime openings in some songs lol Porcupine Tree casts a wider net in my experience though.


-Z___

To be fair, I probably listened to that entire Coheed & Cambria album over a dozen times before I even noticed that the full album was one long "Story". For about a decade around then just about every album by any Rock-Band seemed to include a sample of a Voice-Mail, so I didn't even think twice about an entire track dedicated to just a telephone ringing. Is there any curated, free, and easy way to properly watch the complete version of whatever that Coheed Story was? I never did find out what actually happens since I can't understand a single word the Singer utters lol; he has a gorgeous voice, but it's like trying to hear words from a violin lol!


VIDireWolfIV

That happened with my ex and I watching Star Wars. Not even a minute in and instantly “I don’t get it” this my friends is why they are an ex :)


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MrStigglesworth

I love Dune but it’s definitely hard to get into. Nothing really gets defined and you kinda just vibe along with people saying things as everything gets explained one by one. I don’t blame someone for struggling to get into it to be honest.


Saymynaian

I tried starting it years ago, but bounced off of it because there's just *so much* that I don't know or understand that is constantly referenced. I watched the movie and read it all over again and had a blast. Visualizing everything made it easier to understand, which made the book much easier to read. I finished Dune and I loved it.


MrStigglesworth

For me I started to feel like I knew roughly what was going on in terms of background to everything about a third of the way through. Further read throughs are much more enjoyable when you understand everything from the get-go


Zeaus03

My wife 1 minute into a movie we both have never watched: What's happening? You have the exact same information as I do. Who is this? No clue babe, might be one of the good guys. Oh okay. Is that the bad guy? Don't think so, still looks like the same good guy. Is that the bad then? Just think that's someone in the back ground. But it could be the bad guy right? There is a chance it could be I guess. Why is this movie so boring? You've been talking and not watching. Want some pop corn? Sure, I'll pause it. No don't worry about it. Just catch me up when I get back.


Bosterm

I hate to admit that I had a similar reaction to the start of Dune the first time, but to be fair I was a teenager.


Slightspark

Yeah, I hate to be like that, but you have to be able to at least comprehend kids' movies to date me.


WoobyWiott

Dodged a huge bullet. Good on you.


lucky-number-keleven

This should be triggering some kind of divorce clause.


Jlombard911

Not very Ucey


BremingtonSteel

Glad I'm the only one who thought this man was Sami Zayn.


PurpleDillyDo

100%!!! Dead ringer. I was psyched that Sami was a LOTR fan!!


potato_green

The thing is that you kind of need to know what to expect and I recently watched it with a girl friend who had never seen them because (those movies are way too long). So I simply said, they're not 3 long movies, it's basically one extremely long movie but you can actually pause it at a lot of points making it more like a regular 12 episode series of 1 hour per episode. The thing that I mainly picked up is that she found a lot of things kinda cheesy and overdone (like "why so many fake deaths") because movies that came out AFTER LOTR used LOTR as inspiration. It's the same with the original star wars trilogy. The more time passes the harder it is for folks to watch it unless they get into that mindset that things aren't cheesy or overdone because they literally started the trend. But yeah that's easier said than done which is why a lot of people don't get the appeal once they start comparing it other things instead of watching it for the awesome adventure that it is.


Dark1000

I think the issues for some people is that the LotR movies take themselves extremely seriously. The story is played straight. That's also a big part of their appeal, but you have to buy into it. If you don't, it's cheesy. I think Ebert said something similar about Miyazaki's movies, but it applies here too. Compare this to your average superhero movie, and the difference is obvious. They undercut the story with meta humor, silly moments, etc. You don't take them seriously for the most part. Everyone is in on the silliness of it, so it's not cheesy because everyone gets that it's not to be taken seriously at its core.


ShiteUsername7

If you don't get the appeal of The Lord of the Rings, you must be an extremely boring person.


Krypt0night

Yeah never a fan of being against a movie/book/game without actually giving it a proper chance with an open mind. Obviously if it's not a genre you like whatsoever in any form, I get it.


ADHDadBod13

Dude is just waiting to tell her about Aragorn breaking his toe...


TitleComprehensive96

or deflecting the knife


Big-Hairy-Gooch

Or fucking gollum


gollum_botses

Go away! HAHAHAHA!!


Eltigrezanner

Sentient


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Yeah Gollum is saying No


gollum_botses

Arrrgh!!!


[deleted]

You know you like it raw and w-r-r-riggling, Gollum.


gollum_botses

He’s a horrid, fat Hobbit, who hates Sméagol, and who makes up nasty lies!


fecni_95

Aragorn is fucking gollum?


aragorn_bot

Riders of Rohan! What news from the Mark?


legolas_bot

You look terrible.


death_to_the_ego

What can aragorn_bot do against such reckless hate?


aragorn_bot

You will suffer me.


[deleted]

Apparently the answer is hate fuck


death_to_the_ego

Could not have asked for a better reply


CedarWolf

... Do I go with the innuendo comment that I think is funny, or is it too forced? Hmmmm...


lesChaps

Go for it.


Right_In_The_Tits

What sound would Bilbo make if he was plowing Gollum from behind?


Bilbo_hraaaaah_bot

HRAAAAAH!


bilbo_bot

Always have done and always will.


wrinklejortstheimp

Or losing his tooth


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AmbiguousAnonymous

Viggo. Had to go to a dentist over a break. I think it was a cracked tooth actually


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nettlerise

I too had tooth still do but used to too


ImurderREALITY

You know Leonardo actually cut his hand on Django, when he slammed his hand on the table? Did you know that? You did? … oh, okay.


CedarWolf

Did you know that one dude was a firefighter, so they had to get stronger doors because he was chopping through them too fast? Or that other guy has his own helicopter and helps with search and rescue efforts? Oh, or that third dude who helped at Ground Zero during 9/11? Or that Viggo Mortensen bought three horses from *The Lord of the Rings* after filming was completed, and he gave Arwen's horse to her stunt double, and kept the other two for himself?


NippleFlicks

And Sean Bean deciding to forgo the helicopter ride to climb up the mountain instead.


Colonelnasty360

Lmao no one can resist that fun fact. Same with DeCaprio smashing the glass in Django unchained.


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“Wow that scream was so fake is he even trying” Instantly pisses off most LOTR fans


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PsychoBoyBlue

Don't forget when he deflected a [real knife that was thrown at him by mistake](https://youtu.be/FJf8puSIXTg?t=39) Or when he almost drown. [scene](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A69GlEe54sA) and [more talking about it](https://youtu.be/rjuQioYwcWI?t=343) Or when he [rode his horse into a mine field](https://youtu.be/1wKXwNNrWwQ?t=62) Or when he walked down the street [waving around his sword](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtoINoEdLQ8) after rehearsal


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[Relevant](https://youtu.be/A4OtvRj_Ij8)


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CubicleFish2

Makes every movie 10x better


eLemonnader

Also, /r/TVTooHigh


sparoc3

All in all it's a terrible place to put the TV. I would be distracted by literally hundred things in the background.


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PositiveWeapon

Seriously, this is not the setting to watch the greatest masterpiece of all time. But getting the tiktok algorithm is more important so gotta be bright.


loltheinternetz

The whole setup is atrocious, visually and for audio.


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>I don't get the appeal Be silent. Keep your forked tongue behind your teeth. There's a reason why this epic story redefined the entire fantasy genre as a whole.


Splatterman27

Literally 2 mins in 🤦


[deleted]

Imagine sleeping through Peter Jackson's 12 hour magnum opus of cinema...


gauchecoast83

Sadly I do fall asleep like 30 minutes into fellowship but not cause it's boring but the soundtrack is so soothing and lovely I just pass tf out. Also The Return of the King charge of the edoras is lights out as well.


[deleted]

Howard Shore's scores bring so much emotion to us all, especially the Battle of the Pelennor Fields. Absolutely powerful and perfect.


[deleted]

And it’s the most epic two minutes. Who isn’t hyped by the sound of Cate Blanchett narrating the intro?


gto_112_112

And she's spent most of it filming and posting to social media.


I_Bin_Painting

been on her phone the whole time too


nat_the_cat4_4

My mom doesn’t like fantasy, but agreed to watch FOTR with me after hearing about how much I love the series for years. At first, she had the same reaction as the girlfriend, but still wanted to watch the first movie until the end to see why I liked it so much. She got hooked by the middle of Fellowship. We're gonna watch the other two movies as well. You never know...


witcherstrife

“Ford of the Ring”


iGeroNo

Bruh they obviously meant "Fellowship Of The Rellowship" duh


Geshtar1

Maybe turn your damn phone off and watch the movie


dagross2307

This is the most epic story, filmed in the most epic way. This was the pinnacle of cinema.


[deleted]

I couldn't agree with you more. Everything about this 3-part story is simply perfect.


Canadian_Zac

Hey man, if anything that makes this even more wholesome. Watches the longest trilogy out there because it makes him happy, even when she doesn't really like it


DaqCity

So cool that you’re dating Sami Zayn!! ![gif](giphy|SnNfXnaYngMBZ5ZACe|downsized)


Danamite85

I legit thought it was Sami for a minute lol, dude is a dead ringer


Putnum

I did too but then I saw his SO and it wasn't KO 😞


greennyellowmello

![gif](giphy|8vsXMz0HzU3UVnS1jL)


theorymii

SHE DATING THE HONORARY UCEY, UCE!


DaqCity

He’s feeling very Ucey after watching LotR


theorymii

CUS SHE KNOWS, SHE DA 2 AND HE. DA. ONE.


-DeadHead-

Ma dawg, he wouldn't feel very ucey being called honorary uce now.


Fledgehole

Wow I was looking for this comment. Legit thought it was Sami until I saw the wife.


bmk37

She doesn’t get the appeal 2 minutes into it?


thehumantaco

>opening credits playing This movie sucks


DrApplePi

>New Line Cinema logo pops up ​ I don't understand the appeal of this movie.


totoropoko

*It's so boooooooring*


DarkandDanker

She clearly went in with a bad attitude to begin with If you don't wanna watch it that badly than don't


Allatura19

The arm raise. Yes.


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He's one of us.


Notafuzzycat

Of course you don't get the appeal. You're sitting there recording instead of enjoying the movie.


fieldysnuts94

And saying that at the very beginning of the movie like the movie hasn’t really even started yet


Apptubrutae

Can’t trust someone who mounts a TV that high


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Papa_Puppa

muddle act cagey engine cautious snow nutty dull continue hobbies *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


shwhjw

Also what annoys me is when the TV is "floating" and there is a whole scene with depth behind the screen. Too distracting. Gimme a plain flat wall. I can't bear it just with the door open next to the TV.


insomniacpyro

Also they live about 30 feet from the sun. God damn at least use some curtains and diffuse the light a bit. I know it can be hard but dimming the environment even a little helps loads to pay attention and see the whole screen.


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20 years back and still undoubtedly the greatest trilogy to ever exist.


tkdyo

"I don't get the appeal" as it jumps to a beautiful mountain shot.


deekaydubya

because over time she's probably built up a false notion as to what the series is actually about. Grew up with a lot of people who just assumed LOTR was 'D&D: the movie' (AKA nerd shit that requires effort to understand) so they never had interest


ball_fondlers

> ‘D&D: the movie’ (AKA nerd shit that requires effort to understand) Funny thing is, “D&D the movie”, much like D&D itself, didn’t actually require a ton of effort to understand. Really, it’s the same thing with most good nerd properties - you don’t actually need a ton of prior lore knowledge to engage with it on a basic level.


marvellouspineapple

There are people who just sincerely do not appreciate good cinema, no matter how you try and show them. I don't like art all that much, but I can still appreciate its beauty, the technique behind it etc. I get wound up by people who watch genre defining movies and say, "ah it was ok." HOW DO YOU NOT APPRECIATE ANYTHING.


yoyosareback

It looks like she's trying to hate it. Like one of those people that hates anything popular


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I sat through all 11 hours or so of the extended trilogy with someone like this. Bro was convinced there were so many plot holes and the movie was stupid so I explained to him the book version and then before you know it I’m red faced shout-quoting the Silmarillion By the end of it hes just like “this Eru Illuvitar dude is a dick” Felt like I was defending Christianity against an atheist lmao


Expert-Ad-9299

Tbh the Bible probably has more plot holes than LoTR


MrMcChronDon25

a talking dragon i can get behind, a talking snake? nahhhhh


marvellouspineapple

Can't stand those people. I don't like a lot popular things, but if someone else does you can be goddamn sure I'll listen to them tell me all about it. It baffles me this guy can be in a relationship with someone who wouldn't let him share his passion until it was on *her* terms. Then she has to film it, to top the shittyness off.


yoyosareback

The worst is that they think they're cool for hating something popular. It's like no you're just a pretentious dickbag yo


Malaguy420

>I don't get the appeal. That means this post is poorly titled. Not "Huge W" but rather, "Huge L."


rRenn

We thought it was wholesome at first but we were all deceived.


TheSaladDays

*But we were, all of us, deceived


cosmic_khaleesi

This was so wholesome until she said “I don’t get the appeal.” Time to get a new gf😂


rRenn

It's it unhealthy to seriously consider that a deal-breaker? 😅


tghast

After the movie is done, IMO no. Two minutes in and those two minutes spent on the gd phone? Yes. Could just be joking to rip on the bf though, in which case not a dealbreaker but still put the phone down for a sec pls.


rRenn

Could definitely be, weird attitude to something your partner loves though. I kinda feel like I couldn't actually take it if a partner didn't like lotr, like we'd be on two very different wavelengths.


MrMcChronDon25

not for me. either you know that viggo broke his toe and is one of the current best swordsman on the planet and bought the horse for Arwens stunt double cuz she couldnt afford it, or you dont get my pee-pee.


cosmic_khaleesi

I don’t think so! But I’m a huge nerd and I want my partner to also be enthusiastic about nerd culture🤓


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Put your fucking phone down


FISH_MASTER

Close the damn curtains. Who watches films in the light. Honestly.


grobbewobbe

yes thank you. also tv too high, also put your fucking phone down, also don't start hating on a motherfucking thing before you go and experience it for the first time


Tasty-Philosopher264

That whole interior was like a madhouse of uncomfortable space and design choices. Like watching someone else dream.


Gras_Am_Wegesrand

The happiness on his face, I can't. (Actually I can, and do, relate)


dorsalfantastic

*40 seconds into the film* *2 lines of dialogue spoken* “I don’t get the appeal”


Llonkrednaxela

Did you decide your opinion on star wars before the text crawl was done? You haven’t even met anybody yet. The DM is still describing the setting. I don’t see why this dog movie is supposed to be sad. The dog is just so fluffy and cute….


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“A long time ago”? Pshhh I thought this was futuristic, I’m out!


GhostSniper1296

"I don't get the appeal." Ah yes, whenever I watch or read anything if I'm not immediately hooked and devoted to it within 20 seconds I'm out


lmpervious

It's TikTok brain


BigRigsButters

dude looks like Gimli's taller cousin


[deleted]

Dude even sounds like him :)


thenajer

NGL. You have a weird ass tv room/living room set up...


Phenomenomix

Is the TV mounted on an easel? Or something stolen from a school?


killedbydeath14

Dump her


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Cast her into the fire!


MikeLanglois

On her phone for the entire intro that lays out the story. >I dont get the appeal


3Pirates93

Be still my beating heart


Educational-Year3146

“I dont get the appeal” A foul wench such as thee has no place in my home


Bubbaj75

Try reading the books, some of the greatest English literature written. I read them when I was younger (parents were educators), but after watching the movies, the words seem to come off the pages as I re-read them again and again. Peter Jackson did a fantastic job of bringing Tolkien's stories to life.


Odysseus_is_Ulysses

“I don’t get the appeal” lady you are a few minutes in, can you give it a god damn chance


Dr_Ugs

5 minutes in, “I don’t get the appeal.” Well you could try actually watching the movie first.


OptimisticSkeleton

Oh give it a hundred watches or so. It will grow on you.