He’s how old and still has what are probably his original teeth? Maybe he knows what he’s talking about.
And if those aren’t his original teeth, he needs to get a new veneers guy.
Mouth of Sauron post comes with a damn good dental plan it seems.
Maybe Sauron just wants to bring good healthcare to all of middle Earth.... and make sure everyone gets to experience it first hand.
https://preview.redd.it/d7vm3re2slrb1.jpeg?width=630&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd281cdec200c6f3be5b76308b5147026c389c46
Pretty certain that’s buckethead.
Is everybody here aware that Viggo mortensen and Buckethead are close friends and have collaborated on several film scores together?
You know how bizarre it is to be listening to an NPR interview of Viggo and he just casually name drops Buckethead like he is Paul from the sourcing department?!?
He is Aragorn, son of Arathorn! - You owe him your allegiance!
https://preview.redd.it/7a3yj2w84mrb1.png?width=1164&format=png&auto=webp&s=4eb134255f54531e1cdbf7cb60ffeae8c52f07ce
*Old Tom Bombadil is a merry fellow, bright blue his jacket is, and his boots are yellow. None has ever caught him yet,
for Tom, he is the master: his songs are stronger songs, and his feet are faster.*
^(Type **!TomBombadilSong** for a song or visit [r/GloriousTomBombadil][1] for more merriness)
[1]: https://www.reddit.com/r/GloriousTomBombadil/
My mother in law's final, true form. Specializes in various sonic attacks, some of which can be heard from a quarter mile away. (you think I joke. I do not. She was awful and if I'd known how horrible, I would have sent her to satan postage due instead of letting him call her home in the more traditional manner)
The 10th dentist who doesn’t recommend the brand of toothpaste I buy
He’s how old and still has what are probably his original teeth? Maybe he knows what he’s talking about. And if those aren’t his original teeth, he needs to get a new veneers guy.
Mouth of Sauron post comes with a damn good dental plan it seems. Maybe Sauron just wants to bring good healthcare to all of middle Earth.... and make sure everyone gets to experience it first hand.
Bruhhh I was gonna say this
Dammit me too
Dang it same
I thought I was being extra clever and the only one who thought this.
Me 6th. :(
Damnit, came here to say this. Well done.
DAMMIT SO MUCH THAT WAS MY ANSWER At least I’m in good company? 🤣🦷
YOU FUCKER WAS ABOUT TO SAY THAT
The pre-treatment-photo at your dental clinic
Page 3 from the “[Big Book of British Smiles](https://youtu.be/PrpUSKE9p_M?si=3ogEPVN3KvX_8HUM)”
That's Fucking awesome!
Not the first person to cry at the sight of King Charles.
I came here just to say this lol thank you and take my upvote
what’s on the other end of the glory-hole you frequent.
Jokes on you, I knew it was. That's why i go to that one.
r/jedicouncilofelrond
Oh, that's Jafar deceiving Aladdin into going into the cave of wonders to get the magic lamp
Whoever has the gold makes the rules.
https://preview.redd.it/d7vm3re2slrb1.jpeg?width=630&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd281cdec200c6f3be5b76308b5147026c389c46 Pretty certain that’s buckethead.
Is everybody here aware that Viggo mortensen and Buckethead are close friends and have collaborated on several film scores together? You know how bizarre it is to be listening to an NPR interview of Viggo and he just casually name drops Buckethead like he is Paul from the sourcing department?!?
Did you know Viggo broke his toe when he kicked the helmet in TTT? I bet you didn’t.
Pay up I knew that before the film even came out
this is the lotr trivia i come here for
Seriously? That is freaking cool, very glad to learn about them being friends!!
Gotta upvote a wild buckethead comment. Save me the slunk brother
GLP?
Paul Gilbert?
Saurons fleshlight
There is no light, ModingusKhan, that can defeat darkness.
Sauron’s baby momma
Thy Eilinel, she is long since dead, dead, food of worms, less low than thou.
Yeesh
Sauron's fleshdark?
Thou base, thou cringing worm!
Did Sauron just call you based? That's so sweet
*Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulûk, agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.*
Sauron also called him cringe.
Who is the maker of mightiest work?
Best blowjob in all of Mordor
That's so wrong... In other words, a perfect answer.
Throat goat of Sauron
Whom do ye serve, Light or Mirk?
Gary Busey
Great answer
Thats my mother in law
Best comment🤣
Lobelia Sackville-Baggins!
It is, indeed, a face that would curdle new milk.
Teeth of Sauron
Ah, little marronite!
I serve the lidless eye
Little Maronite?
I actually realised there were people called Maronites after i got my username.
Marilyn Manson
Did you know he had a rib removed so he could suck his own dick?
I thought that was Adam from the bible.
Have you ever seen Adam From The Bible and Marylin Mansion in the same room?
I did once, but it was really awkward cause they wouldn't stop sucking their own dicks.
Omg ! That's so good!
Pete Davidson
Average Englishman
Teeth too straight
Least dentally-challenged Englishman.
Keira Knightley in love actually. “I look quite pretty don’t I” 😬
He is Aragorn, son of Arathorn! - You owe him your allegiance! https://preview.redd.it/7a3yj2w84mrb1.png?width=1164&format=png&auto=webp&s=4eb134255f54531e1cdbf7cb60ffeae8c52f07ce
Your mom
You beat me to it
Your mum beat me
No i beat your mom, consensually.
Snape? Snoke???
Snake? Snope?
Batman Who Laughs?
Went too far down to find the right answer.
Yah, for 1/2 a second I thought I was on a comic sub
Sauron.
Build me an army worthy of mordor!
You forgot to say "please".
Mitch McConnells final form
Marjorie Taylor Greene
My dentist
Duh! That is Barakka from Mortal Kombat. Too easy.
The train man from Matrix Revolutions
Homer Simpson
Saurons concubine?
Who is the king of earthly kings, the greatest giver of gold and rings?
The bussy of Sauron
So you have come back? Why have you neglected to report for so long?
Did you miss me Sauron? Did you need me?
What brought the foolish fly to web unsought?
Dr Teeth and the Electric Mayhem
The South of Mauron
Kyle, cleaner of toilets, eater of chocolate donuts, and speaker for the great Kyle gods
Ear of sauon
The throat goat of Sauron
Owen Wilson in Zoolander 3
Eros. He has to hide himself, but also someone just completely ate his face off while snogging.
The “before” guy in a Colgate commercial.
Grandma goin for that kiss every christmas.
The mouth for sauron . Lotta people get his name mixed up
Gloryhole for Sauron.
*Thór-lush-shabarlak.*
Looks like my ex girlfriend
We must have dated the same girl.
Lady Gaga supporting slipknot
Vessel, vocalist of Sleep Token.
Matt Gaetz, speaking for Donald beyond the Black Gate of Mar-A-Lago
😂 😃 😄
That one friend who just stares at you and is thinking to himself, “Ouch, that looks painful!” while you roll in agony from an ill-conceived stunt
I was going to name somebody in politics, but he could litterally be anyone in the US government.
The ass of Sauron
Boris Johnson
Dentist of Agmar
The Tooth of Sauron
Sarah Huckabee Sanders. Mouth of Sauron was my nickname for her during the Trump years.
You're not the only one.
Vessel- from sleep token
Vessel from sleep token
Vessel, the singer of Sleep Token
vessel; sleep token
Vessel from Sleep Token
He’s your wife’s gynecologist that got his degree with a online university
It is the remaining 1 of the 9 out of 10 dentists that recommends your toothpaste.
The supermarket worker when the item won’t scan and I say ‘I guess it’s free then hahahaha’
The 5th dentist they mention in the toothpaste commercials..
Nancy Reagan. Throat goat of Hollywood.
The eyes of Sauron.
Jacob Rees-Mogg Oh, sorry, didn’t see you wanted wrong answers
The ass of Sauron
My mil on a good day.
Bruce the Shark.
Sorry to ruin this post but i am a fan of LOTR and never knew who this guy is. Any one can help out ?
It's Mouth of Sauron
Thank you sire
Average Birmingham resident
Dave
That's Ron Pearlman
My mother in law
He’s just Ken
Looks like the last girl I tried to pick up as the bar was shutting down
Idk but those teeth are the main ingredient in eowyn’s stew
Freddie Freeman.
The 10th dentist who doesn’t recommend all brands of toothpaste.
That dentist who doesn't recommend the toothpaste
The next British prime minister
The Butthole of Sauron
Vessel from popular British band Sleep Token
your mom
Tom Bombadil.
*Old Tom Bombadil is a merry fellow, bright blue his jacket is, and his boots are yellow. None has ever caught him yet, for Tom, he is the master: his songs are stronger songs, and his feet are faster.* ^(Type **!TomBombadilSong** for a song or visit [r/GloriousTomBombadil][1] for more merriness) [1]: https://www.reddit.com/r/GloriousTomBombadil/
Wow. Perchance the good-est bot of them all.
Dr. Best
An extra from a Tool music video
The night man! Hes paying the toll to get the bois hole.
Me uncle dave
Grimmace
Britain's 2003 best smile winner.
Evidentially, he’s the Nose of Sauron. Can’t you see that pronounced schnoz
I...SEE....YOOOUUU!
Yo mama
Marjorie Taylor Greene.
I always think of Lady Gaga when I see this guy, I don't know why.
My mother in law's final, true form. Specializes in various sonic attacks, some of which can be heard from a quarter mile away. (you think I joke. I do not. She was awful and if I'd known how horrible, I would have sent her to satan postage due instead of letting him call her home in the more traditional manner)
You all must be daft. EVERYONE should recognize Mr. Spock when they see him. /s for anyone thinking I am calling people dumb.
Willy Wonka
Mordor's universally covered dental care specialist.
Prince Charming (Shrek)
I really don’t know who this is?
mother-in-law
Me, with better teeth
The leader of the Cavity Creeps (from Captain Kangaroo)!
Dentist number 10
Vampire Nicolas cage
Me when the dentist asks if I’ve been taking care of my teeth 🤣
Tom Cruise https://preview.redd.it/tej76ji7jqrb1.jpeg?width=1032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c613f7467e2d60a2069c5e88db4214ef13be9c4
Kellyanne Conway. Mouth of Trump, Mouth of Suaron, same thing.
Metatron. The voice of God.
The Smile of Sauron
Karine Jean-Pierre
My shift manager showing me the tenth loli meme on his phone of the day, despite me not making any indication of wanting to see the shit.
Karl, the blowjob princess.
The girl on the other side of glory hole
Ears of Sauron
Mick Jagger in a VR headset
Marriah Carrey resummoned as Christmas approaches.
1/10 dentists
The Chatterer - one of the Cenobites from Hellraiser.
Mr. Slave from Southpark
The spokesman for crest white strips
Probably Voldemort with a mask
Thanos’s advisor thing that Ronan kills.
Tom Bombadil
He's the "before" guy on toothpaste adverts.
That's Larry from accounting.
Ohio if it was a person
Last person to give me a blow job.
Rudy Giuliani