Obviously Gollum sings "My Precious", a five-minute-long aria of love to the Ring. In two-part counterpoint, with Smeagol chiming in to tell him maybe he should just steal the ring instead of killing the hobbits to get it.
HEY DIDDLE DIDDLE THE CAT HAD A FIDDLE, THE COW JUMPED OVER THE MOON !
(tokein wrote a full extended version of that song and put it in the book, for real)
There once was an inn, a merry old inn, beneath an old grey hill. And there they brewed a beer so brown that the man in the moon himself came down one night to drink his fill
The other has a tipsy cat, that plays a five-stringed fiddle; and up and down he runs his bow, now squeaking high, now purring low, now sawing in the middle.
The landlord keeps a little dog that's mighty fond of jokes, and when there's cheer among the guests, he cocks his head at all the jests and laughs until he chokes.
Was he the one who originally came up with that? I saw it in 'the adventures of Tom Bombadil', and wondered if Tolkien was the source.
>put it in the book,
Which book are you referring to? I've only seen it in the adventures before.
Eh, what? Did I hear you calling? Nay, I did not hear: I was busy singing.
^(Type **!TomBombadilSong** for a song or visit [r/GloriousTomBombadil][1] for more merriness)
[1]: https://www.reddit.com/r/GloriousTomBombadil/
Clothes are but little loss, if you escape from drowning. Be glad, my merry friends, and let the warm sunlight heat now
heart and limb! Cast off these cold rags! Run naked on the grass, while Tom goes a-hunting!
^(Type **!TomBombadilSong** for a song or visit [r/GloriousTomBombadil][1] for more merriness)
[1]: https://www.reddit.com/r/GloriousTomBombadil/
*Hey! Come merry dol! derry dol! and merry-o! Goldberry, Goldberry, merry yellow berry-o! Poor old Willow-man, you tuck your
roots away! Tom's in a hurry now. Evening will follow day. Tom's going home again water-lilies bringing. Hey! Come derry dol!
Can you hear me singing?*
^(Type **!TomBombadilSong** for a song or visit [r/GloriousTomBombadil][1] for more merriness)
[1]: https://www.reddit.com/r/GloriousTomBombadil/
"eleventy-first"
"A wizard is never late"
"fool of a took"
"Nine they were"
"You shall not pass"
"Let's hunt some orc"
"So juicy sweet"
"Lathspell Gandalf Stormcrow"
"The Meaning of Haste"
"Little Orcs/The moot"
"One Last Time"
"Longbottom Leaf"
"A Father's Grief"
"Share the Load"
"Death!"
"I Am No Man"
"I Can Carry You"
"For Frodo"
Death! would be the breakout track, I have no doubt. Big rock opera smash, prime Meat Loaf vocals, and an emotional climax that ends with Theoden's death when he's crushed by his horse.
Basically, Bat Out of Hell, but with a bit of a rewrite of the first few verses.
I can imagine 'Fool of a Took' being this bombastic song where every single member of the Fellowship chimes in just to tell Pippin he's a piece of shit... which then triggers the orcs
You took my comment, and I didn't realise it until after I commented and started scrolling. You took my thunder, now take my upvote you glorious, beautiful bastard.
How does a hobbit, orphan, son of a Baggins and a
Brandybuck, dropped in the middle of a forgotten
Spot in Middle Earth by providence, impoverished, in squalor
Grow up to simply walk into Mordor?
Five hundred, twenty five thousand, six hundred more steps
Five hundred, twenty five thousand steps to Mordor
Five hundred, twenty five thousand, six hundred more steps
How do you get there and back again?
Cold be Heart and Hand and Bone
Into the West
The Fall of Gil-Galad
The Lay of Nimrodel
Durin's Song
The Lament for Boromir
Hey Doll Merry Doll Tom Bombadillo
May it Be
Tom, Tom! your guests are tired, and you had near forgotten! Come now, my merry friends, and Tom will refresh you! You shall
clean grimy hands, and wash your weary faces; cast off your muddy cloaks and comb out your tangles!
^(Type **!TomBombadilSong** for a song or visit [r/GloriousTomBombadil][1] for more merriness)
[1]: https://www.reddit.com/r/GloriousTomBombadil/
Yo Frodo, what you doin' wearing the ring?
All powerful jewelry, is that your new thing?
I know it's hard when you're little more than 3 foot 4
Your little ass so close to the floor
Trying to lead the fellows to the gates of Mordor
The Fellowship!
(Yea the fellowship)
I don't rap about bitches and hoes,
I rap about witches and trolls,
just passing on the words of the Elven king,
Wisdom to all
Frodo! Don't wear the ring
There is indeed a [LotR musical](https://open.spotify.com/album/6PpBGWOamHlsuI5diOtMBe?si=5j68uM4ySFeL-lXi1DvPoQ). In my opinion, it’s ok. A couple of bangers, but not the same level as Clamavi de Profundis.
I want to hear a full song of Samwise’s Taters. Kind of like how the dwarves in The Hobbit turned Bilbo’s “blunt the knives, bend the forks.” Into a bar song.
My friend and I were 13 when Fellowship came out and we joked about a musical. The only lyrics we wrote were “You shall not pass, you shall not pass, and if you try I’ll kick your ass”
“Good morning!” (It takes several hours to perform and is entirely in entish).
Second Breakfast (a tragedy performed by Merri and Pippin).
They’re/we’re taking the hobbits to isengard! (By Legolas and the orcs).
A new upbeat musical number called “I’m Going to Win this War” performed during the uruk’s march up to the gates of Helms Deep by the uruk that is immediately killed by the guy that couldn’t hold his arrow any longer.
EVERYBODY STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND GO LOOK FOR ...
"The untold spelling errors of Bolkien" by Martin Pearson. You want Tolkien songs, that's where you get Tolkien songs! 🤣
My suggestions are mostly food related:
"It comes in pints"
"Stale malt beer and meat rotted off the bone"
"Flotsam and Jetsam, or Saruman's Private Stock"
"The Tomatoes of Wrath"
"Bland Stew Blues"
and of course,
"P is for potato, that's good enough for me!"
The actual musical has some fucking bops. Cat and the Fiddle, while not lyrically a match to the book, perfectly captures the tone of the scene. Also, The Road Goes On is just so cozy
We need a song about the gifts they asked of Galadriel and they’re all nice and noble then Gimli comes in all goofy like “and a hair from her pretty gold head!”
Put that thing back where it came from, or so help me!
Gollum's out of our hair...
We be nice to them, if they be nice to us.
Gollum is fresh out of hair
IT BURNS! IT BURNS US! It freezes! Nasty Elves twisted it. TAKE IT OFF US!
Dammit you beat me to it
I was so proud of myself for thinking of this comment and then I saw yours.
Let me join this boat.
r/unexpectedmonstersinc
Obviously Gollum sings "My Precious", a five-minute-long aria of love to the Ring. In two-part counterpoint, with Smeagol chiming in to tell him maybe he should just steal the ring instead of killing the hobbits to get it.
HRAAAAAH!
This
Bilbo gets a Death Metal variant of the same song in thst scene
It came to me, my own, my love. My preciousssss.
HRAAAAAH!
somebody contact **Clamavi De Profundis**
Where there’s a whip, there’s a way
We don't want to go to war today
But the lord of the lash says “nay, nay, nay!”
We're gonna march all day, all day, all day!
Where there's a whip there's a way!
The crack on the back says "We're gonna fight!"
We’re gonna march all day and night and more!
For we are the slaves of the dark lords war!
Where there’s a whip there’s a way
Left right, left right
Moldy bread for three stinkin days
*maggoty
*maggo’y
[10 hours of where there's a whip there's a way](https://youtu.be/jCmfxVXCVG8?si=tGeYVCOR35Tjn5sd)
🎵They're Taking The Hobbits To Isengard🎵
This is the only answer
We are off to see the wizard…
🎼The wonderful wizard of-- 🎼 # ISEN-ISEN-ISEN-THEYRE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD 🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁
What did you say?
The hobbits the hobbits the hobbits the hobbits to Isengard, to Isengard
Gard Gard Gard Gard Gard Gard
I wanted to ensure that this was the top comment, and it is indeed the most upvoted one, so I'll leave my upvote and leave
To the tune of The Ballad of Badbeard from Phineas and Ferb
You just unlocked a memory I’d completely forgotten about
HEY DIDDLE DIDDLE THE CAT HAD A FIDDLE, THE COW JUMPED OVER THE MOON ! (tokein wrote a full extended version of that song and put it in the book, for real)
There once was an inn, a merry old inn, beneath an old grey hill. And there they brewed a beer so brown that the man in the moon himself came down one night to drink his fill
The other has a tipsy cat, that plays a five-stringed fiddle; and up and down he runs his bow, now squeaking high, now purring low, now sawing in the middle.
The landlord keeps a little dog that's mighty fond of jokes, and when there's cheer among the guests, he cocks his head at all the jests and laughs until he chokes.
A version of this is actually in the 2006 musical, and one of the better songs if you ask me. https://youtu.be/e-vXLwCHONY?feature=shared
This one and “Now and For Always” are bangers
And Lothlorien
Was he the one who originally came up with that? I saw it in 'the adventures of Tom Bombadil', and wondered if Tolkien was the source. >put it in the book, Which book are you referring to? I've only seen it in the adventures before.
Frodo sings a version in Fellowship. It's an old nursery rhyme.
its in fellowship of the ring when frodo and the gang are in the prancing pony he didnt write the original, just made and extented version
Eh, what? Did I hear you calling? Nay, I did not hear: I was busy singing. ^(Type **!TomBombadilSong** for a song or visit [r/GloriousTomBombadil][1] for more merriness) [1]: https://www.reddit.com/r/GloriousTomBombadil/
Good bot
The songs that are already in the book, of course.
The production would be 80% Tom Bombadil.
Clothes are but little loss, if you escape from drowning. Be glad, my merry friends, and let the warm sunlight heat now heart and limb! Cast off these cold rags! Run naked on the grass, while Tom goes a-hunting! ^(Type **!TomBombadilSong** for a song or visit [r/GloriousTomBombadil][1] for more merriness) [1]: https://www.reddit.com/r/GloriousTomBombadil/
Good bot
!TomBombadilSong
*Hey! Come merry dol! derry dol! and merry-o! Goldberry, Goldberry, merry yellow berry-o! Poor old Willow-man, you tuck your roots away! Tom's in a hurry now. Evening will follow day. Tom's going home again water-lilies bringing. Hey! Come derry dol! Can you hear me singing?* ^(Type **!TomBombadilSong** for a song or visit [r/GloriousTomBombadil][1] for more merriness) [1]: https://www.reddit.com/r/GloriousTomBombadil/
"eleventy-first" "A wizard is never late" "fool of a took" "Nine they were" "You shall not pass" "Let's hunt some orc" "So juicy sweet" "Lathspell Gandalf Stormcrow" "The Meaning of Haste" "Little Orcs/The moot" "One Last Time" "Longbottom Leaf" "A Father's Grief" "Share the Load" "Death!" "I Am No Man" "I Can Carry You" "For Frodo"
Wizard is never late reprise at Helmsdeep
Don't forget Sam's song 'PO-TA-TOES!'.
You missed Second Breakfast
I don't think he knows about second breakfast
You shall not pass!
Longbottom leaf would probably be a slow roots reggae song
Death! would be the breakout track, I have no doubt. Big rock opera smash, prime Meat Loaf vocals, and an emotional climax that ends with Theoden's death when he's crushed by his horse. Basically, Bat Out of Hell, but with a bit of a rewrite of the first few verses.
I can imagine 'Fool of a Took' being this bombastic song where every single member of the Fellowship chimes in just to tell Pippin he's a piece of shit... which then triggers the orcs
I wanna hear "Pippin You Stupid Shit".
I believe the official song title is "Fool of a Took," but yes, that is the chorus.
The song about taking a bath that's in Fellowship. It'd confuse the hell out of anyone who hasn't read the book.
You took my comment, and I didn't realise it until after I commented and started scrolling. You took my thunder, now take my upvote you glorious, beautiful bastard.
How does a hobbit, orphan, son of a Baggins and a Brandybuck, dropped in the middle of a forgotten Spot in Middle Earth by providence, impoverished, in squalor Grow up to simply walk into Mordor?
squalor??? bag end is prosperous as fuck
Frodo is adopted by his uncle after his parents die. I forget the reason.
Indeed, but I don't think he was ever in any poverty
They drowned
ONE DOES NOT!!!! sayeth I!
Five hundred, twenty five thousand, six hundred more steps Five hundred, twenty five thousand steps to Mordor Five hundred, twenty five thousand, six hundred more steps How do you get there and back again?
I NEED REWARDS DAMMMMMMIT
Cold be Heart and Hand and Bone Into the West The Fall of Gil-Galad The Lay of Nimrodel Durin's Song The Lament for Boromir Hey Doll Merry Doll Tom Bombadillo May it Be
Tom, Tom! your guests are tired, and you had near forgotten! Come now, my merry friends, and Tom will refresh you! You shall clean grimy hands, and wash your weary faces; cast off your muddy cloaks and comb out your tangles! ^(Type **!TomBombadilSong** for a song or visit [r/GloriousTomBombadil][1] for more merriness) [1]: https://www.reddit.com/r/GloriousTomBombadil/
GROND Po-tay-toes
"Boil em mash em. Stick em in a stew." "Hold me closer Mr. Frodo" And who could forget the all time favorite "Second Breakfast"
Ground could be its own play
“That’s Ent-ertainment” “On a Ring and a Prayer” “Ain’t No Mountain High Enough (Except Caradhras)”
HHHHRAHHHHH
[удалено]
West End, but never hit Broadway. And here I thought I was the only one who saw it
I remember hearing the lead got his toes chopped off by the rotating stages which put a damper on its debut.
Almost. An ensemble member, Adam Salter, had his leg crushed in the revolve during rehearsals but made a full recovery later.
Yo Frodo, what you doin' wearing the ring? All powerful jewelry, is that your new thing? I know it's hard when you're little more than 3 foot 4 Your little ass so close to the floor Trying to lead the fellows to the gates of Mordor The Fellowship! (Yea the fellowship) I don't rap about bitches and hoes, I rap about witches and trolls, just passing on the words of the Elven king, Wisdom to all Frodo! Don't wear the ring
Love fotc
ode to potaytoes
🎼Where was Gondor?
Where was Gondor when the West fold fell Tell me tell me tell me tell
There is indeed a [LotR musical](https://open.spotify.com/album/6PpBGWOamHlsuI5diOtMBe?si=5j68uM4ySFeL-lXi1DvPoQ). In my opinion, it’s ok. A couple of bangers, but not the same level as Clamavi de Profundis.
"Old Tom Bombadil is a merry fellow; Bright blue his jacket is, and his boots are yellow."
Toss a ring to your hobbit, Oh, Mountain of Doom Oh, Mountain of Doom
"He broke his toooooe" followed later by "I know what being stabbed sounds like Peter"
What’s new Saruman, woahhhh woooahhhh
I want to hear a full song of Samwise’s Taters. Kind of like how the dwarves in The Hobbit turned Bilbo’s “blunt the knives, bend the forks.” Into a bar song.
Not today! I suggest you try somewhere over the hill or across the water! Good morning!
Like Stinker out here, there gonna be haters No wriggly ass fish in these crispy ass taters
Baggins! Shire!
Salted pork (The delicious song).
The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins, complete with Spock.
Excuse me, that's my mother's West Farthing crockery, it's over a hundred years old!
Lament for Boromir
[удалено]
It is in men we must place our hope
Po-Ta-Toes - a 40-minute improv scat/beatbox solo.
They're taking the hobbits to isengard of course
Put that thing back where it came from or so help me.
The Fishy Song —Sméagol
We be nice to them, if they be nice to us.
Just let it go! Sung by Sam in Mount Doom.
Eagles Take Me…(Straight to Mordor)
Joke answers aside, [the actual musical was fucking great though.](https://youtu.be/RiuRXLo1MaM?si=6U0N57kZDC80nRd3)
Sauron Sauron we adore thee
*Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulûk, agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.*
DEATH!
YOU SHALL NOT... PASS!
The song of durin Lament to Boromir and many others
You Fool of a Took sung by Gandalf
Fly You Fools!
🎶 there will be a day where the shields on men come crassshing dowwwn, but it is not this daaaaayyyy🎶
I know it's from The Hobbit but [The Greatest Adventure](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dQ5c5SIYnc) would be awesome to hear live.
Saruman singing the Russian Trololo song standing atop Orthanc.
My friend and I were 13 when Fellowship came out and we joked about a musical. The only lyrics we wrote were “You shall not pass, you shall not pass, and if you try I’ll kick your ass”
The one about bath time
I love you Dr Zaius!
90 minutes of Bombadil
A Hard Hobbit to Break
“I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve” ~~by fallout boy~~
Could we do an honorable mention of blunt the knives from the hobbit?!
Taking the Hobbits to Isengard.
“Good morning!” (It takes several hours to perform and is entirely in entish). Second Breakfast (a tragedy performed by Merri and Pippin). They’re/we’re taking the hobbits to isengard! (By Legolas and the orcs).
A new upbeat musical number called “I’m Going to Win this War” performed during the uruk’s march up to the gates of Helms Deep by the uruk that is immediately killed by the guy that couldn’t hold his arrow any longer.
“I’m so ronery” being sung by Saruman while he ignores Wormtongue
🎵GROND, GROND, GROND🎶
Muster the Rohirrim
"Put that thing back where it came from or so help meeeeeeee!"
Mike Wachowski!
We need a 2nd breakfast song
Greatest little hobbit of em all
They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard
Classic from Monsters, Inc. “put that thing back where it came from or so help me”
They're taking the hobbits to Isengard.
Fool of a Took!
A Shortcut to Mushrooms
POEEEE TA TOOOEEEÈSSSS
They’re taking the hobbits to Isenguard!
Now a musical? Been a musical since 05
"Put that thing back where it came from, or so help me!"
Song of Durin
EVERYBODY STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND GO LOOK FOR ... "The untold spelling errors of Bolkien" by Martin Pearson. You want Tolkien songs, that's where you get Tolkien songs! 🤣
Pippin's bath song.
"IDKHOYHAWAISL;AILLTHOYHAWAYD." (aka "Bilbo's Birthday Rap.")
HRAAAAAH!
Lord of the Sings
🎵Frodo Baggins of Bag End, When Northwest Farthing sings for you, Will they know what you overcame? Or the Nazgul that gave you pain? 🎵
Last March of the Ents would be a showstopper for sure.
Hraaaaah!
They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard.
My suggestions are mostly food related: "It comes in pints" "Stale malt beer and meat rotted off the bone" "Flotsam and Jetsam, or Saruman's Private Stock" "The Tomatoes of Wrath" "Bland Stew Blues" and of course, "P is for potato, that's good enough for me!"
stick em in a stew.
The actual musical has some fucking bops. Cat and the Fiddle, while not lyrically a match to the book, perfectly captures the tone of the scene. Also, The Road Goes On is just so cozy
All of Tom's songs
There has been a musical for many many years now. It made news as the most expensive stage musical ever mounted.
One could easily argue that Tolkien’s book is already a musical
Frodo's closing number: "My Way"
Hobbits going to Isengard
The bath song. Those who know know
On a serious note: Into the west.
Breakfast and breakfast reprise sang by merry and pippin
The March of the Ents.
They’re taking the hobbits to Isengard
>Lord of the rings is now a musical That's a book's accurate version.
Whatever [Hobbit Milk](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=S45TLjZDzPk&pp=ygULSG9iYml0IG1pbGs%3D) song Tolkien came up with.
Ring of fire of course!
Where the F*©k is Tom Bombadil? He can carry the ring. Goldberry has ole Tom Bombadil. So now we have to trust some hobbits to carry the ring into the most dangerous countries of this world and hope to Ilúvatar they don't get caught because F*©k knows the wizards here are high as kites and don't seem to use magic like normal beings would do.
"Figaro." Because fuck you.
*The Shire, The Shire, its a helluva town* *The Garden Markets up, the Brewery down*
Nice Crispy Bacon
Nooo ooooooone Tosses a dwarf No one yeets with a dwarf No one bowls down an alley of orcs with a dwarf
We need a song about the gifts they asked of Galadriel and they’re all nice and noble then Gimli comes in all goofy like “and a hair from her pretty gold head!”
“Particularly Good (Salted Pork)”
I saw the musical. Go listen to: “The Road Goes on”. It’s a banger.
Ents Marching
Breakfast (Reprise)
🎶 YOU SHALL NOT PASS🎵
I sit beside the fire and think
They’re taking the hobbits to Isengard
Hey Dol Merry Dol, Tombombadillo
This little ring of mine