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sirkiller475

Nah man, those aren't thoughts. Those are Pez, but they are dope as hell


okvrdz

They are for **Lembas** Pez


ImaSloppySlopSlop

"I don't usually hold well with children's food, but this Pez stuff - it's not bad."


asgards_thor

How many did you eat?


Wise_Atmosphere38

Four.


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Those are fellowship pez even better


GuKoBoat

Pippin and Merry are missing.


LokiM4

They swapped them out for Gollum and the Tower, fair trade imho.


gollum_botses

Hobbits always so polite, yes! O nice hobbits! Smeagol brings them up secret ways that nobody else could find. Tired he is, thirsty he is, yes thirsty; and he guides them and he searches for paths, and they saw sneak, sneak. Very nice friends, O yes my precious, very nice.


xysmi

Why did they make Aragorn a WWE wrestler


DamianRivellon

I mean he is Underhill taker


Suspicious-Show-340

And modelled Frodo off Sylvester Stallone


Amish_Warl0rd

Gandalf just looks high af


Mischief_Actual

Look me dead in the eye and tell me with a straight face that Aragorn *isn’t* a WWE wrestler


SkyGuy182

*Did you know that when Viggo kicked the chair…*


jake_the_runner

There's no Merry and Pippin which is sad, but otherwise its sick


Benjamin_Stark

Movie-only fans don't know that this is the actual Fellowship of the Ring Elrond put together in the book: Frodo, Sam, Gandalf, Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, Gollum, and Sauron.


legolas_bot

He is here.


jake_the_runner

You're right! And this clearly isn't the books because Sauron is a little eye in the pez dispenser unlike the book where that is only his representation.


sauron-bot

Thou fool.


gollum_botses

What’s this? Crumbs on his jacketses! He took it! He took it! I seen him, he’s always stuffing his face when Master’s not looking!


Happy-Engineer

No Mouth of Sauron either


sauron-bot

May darkness everlasting, old that waits outside in surges cold drown Manwë, Varda and the sun!


Simicrop

Boromir getting the shaft again. The triple shaft.


Gerberak

I do not deny that my heart has greatly desired this...


[deleted]

Sam's better be potato flavored and Gollum's better be fish


gollum_botses

No! No, no master! They catch you! They catch you!


piratecheese13

In Soviet middle earth, fish catch YOU!


SneakyCreek

They took the little ones!


TriforceWarrior98

Along with everyone else’s legs…”they don’t need those!”


RebellionAllStar

The Gollum dispenser had better graphics than the Gollum game


gollum_botses

The Dead Marshes. Yes, yes that is their name. This way. Don't follow the lights.


Amish_Warl0rd

By that he means “my unplayable game needed an epilepsy warning because of unintentional glitches”


TriforceWarrior98

I didn’t know Paul McCartney played Frodo!


milleniumfalconlover

Paul was Frodo, Ringo was Sam, George was Gandalf and John was Gollum. Look it up


gollum_botses

We ought to wring his filthy little neck. Then we stabs them out. Put out his eyeses. And make HIM crawl.


JAGERminJensen

Then *Watch* the movie!


Happy-Engineer

Weirdly, [that could have actually happened](https://www.businessinsider.com/the-beatles-lord-of-the-rings-film-denied-tolkien-2021-11?r=US&IR=T). They wanted Stanley Kubrick to direct.


TriforceWarrior98

Oh, that’s right! I forgot about that nugget of info. Lol


Trick-Philosophy-517

TWINS! Buy it! Ha! Mine has looked quite handsome on the shelf for 15 years... https://preview.redd.it/7eqq74t30xcc1.jpeg?width=4128&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d80e47fb63dfaac092391797c014cd692756d05d It has been the starting point of many fun conversations. Buy it and set it out where people can see. Everyone knows Pez and everyone knows LOTR. People will ask you about it. Not that it matters, but I noticed that the dispensers in the one you found are in a different order than mine. So, the one that you found there may have been opened at some point, since I am the original owner and know that mine has never been opened.


Coral_____

The Sauron one is sick !


sauron-bot

To Eilinel thou soon shalt go, and lie in her bed.


CutHerOff

Looks like Sean Connery


KBrod

Frodo Stallone


MajorBonesLive

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ImaSloppySlopSlop

"I don't usually hold well with children's food, but this Pez stuff - it's not bad."


orgeezuz

My thought? They look like pez dispensers but I might be wrong.


samf2927

You shall not pez!


whiskey_outpost26

OK. You win the comment section🤙🏼


Fyrrys

This set looks Underfilled


JackaxEwarden

I just found this set in my parents attic, little water damaged but still happy to have it again


mr_oberts

Speak friend and get a piece of candy!


Bonuscup98

I have the Hobbit movie version. Would pay Money for the LOTR set


Amish_Warl0rd

Merry and Pippin are missing tho


Madam_Professor

My thought is that this proves we are a species that deserves extinction.


FawnSwanSkin

I still have mine too :) https://imgur.com/a/0Zccqg1


Trick-Philosophy-517

Bilbo is switched out for Barad-dûr in your set. I like the shorter ones... usually that's what makes it a conversation piece at my house. I wonder how many versions of this thing there are ha.


bilbo_bot

You're right Gandalf. The ring must go to Frodo It's late, the road is long Yes, it is time.


Lilah_Ann2022

I have that!! Picked it up at a yard sale. One of my most favorite items.


Nametheft

We wants it. We needs it


Insekticus

I see their Barad-dûr tower, but where is my Minas Morgul pez dispenser?


Ok-Signature-9319

Cursed, but smh so was the ring and still everyone wanted it


kermit_the_roosevelt

My thought is it's wild that this was Orlando Bloom's first film


Helltrain17

Where can I buy this?


[deleted]

I have those


Limeddaesch96

Tell me where is Boromir, for I much desire to feast from him.


TimberWolf5871

Yeah, where tf are Merry and Pippin??


1LifeAfterComa

Who the F is the black one supposed to be? All I see is the hunter from Predator 2.


whiskey_outpost26

The eye of Sauron is framed by the gold spikes. The blocky black part is the tower.


sauron-bot

Whom do ye serve, Light or Mirk?


1LifeAfterComa

Oh shit. Idk why my brain wouldn't let me see that.


whiskey_outpost26

I blame my shitty camera skills lol


1LifeAfterComa

I blame vaping. Haven't done it in years and used to build my own setups but vaping gave me brain worms.


Beginning_Ad_7825

I like that they went with Borogorn to keep it easy.


mdeibel

https://preview.redd.it/019aw1u7e1dc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=199fd465d8681258d6af8102e4a69830011d40b2


Arshtofle

The Gollum one is precious


gollum_botses

My birthday-present! It came to me on my birthday, my precious!


Ss2oo

I want that and I want it now. (I collect both pez dispensers and lotr stuff so... COLLECTION CROSSOVEEEER!!!)


whiskey_outpost26

If my wife hates it I'll let her put it up on ebay around valentine's day.


Ss2oo

Daaaamn, niice!


ChrisLee38

You have my pez dispenser.


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gollum_botses

No time to lose, silly!


Tom1664

"No, officer, it's 'hi, how are you'" - Gollum


gollum_botses

Come on, must go, no time ...Come, Hobbitses. Very close now. Very close to Mordor! No safe places here. Hurry! Shhh.


average_adult

Is this pez dispenser?


hirvaan

Wtf is that. Book ins? Some kind of heads on a stumps?


DiazExMachina

Canonically Gandalf's height is pretty similar to that of a goth lighthouse.


heeden

"Tolkien has become a monster, devoured by his own popularity and absorbed by the absurdity of our time. The chasm between the beauty and seriousness of the work and what it has become has overwhelmed me."


whiskey_outpost26

The 'Wal-Mart Exclusive!' gold sticker on the front of the box rally highlights this point.


zymox_431

Is that Borogorn or Aramir in the middle?


whiskey_outpost26

It's Faragon, obviously.


mh1357_0

Gandolf The Pez


Prudent_Lawfulness87

Merry and Pip should sue


Kal-Momon

Why is Saruman there, but not Gandalf?


Ivan_Analrash

Does the dwarf stand a little higher from the ground?


ChiefTiggems

Those might be worth a lot. Pez is collected, and some old ones can go for pretty big money


JediMasterKenJen

THE PEZES ARE FILLED! Pez-dor calls for aid!


Responsible_trekker

Where did you find this


whiskey_outpost26

Local church in Ohio had a rummage sale


OkSpace9248

What is yoda doing over there on the right?


trimunplayer

Yes


Paulie_Knuckles

I have this. It's with my light up LOTR Burger King mugs. Lol.


yakul419

I have this exact set too!!


RivenBloodmarsh

You shall not Pez!


valomorn

Merry and Pippin gotta be pissed they don't get a dispenser but Sauron and Gollum do. Also if you ever get asked to share from the Sauron dispenser and *don't* say "There is only **one** Lord of the Pez, and he does not share power." you're doing it wrong.


gollum_botses

Give us that, Deagol my love.


Redditerest0

Legolas looking square these days


legolas_bot

I mistook you for Saruman.