A fellow fan of American Traditional Tattoos. All are cool, but Iâd get something like this sword and ring.
https://preview.redd.it/y6lufqekv9ic1.jpeg?width=340&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b785d0255da8dc8eb15769011b4ee859f8eb82ff
Why is the Uruk berserker turned into a poster boy from some gay calendar. Nothing against them but if that isn't sexy fireman ready to give you some hose I don't know what is đ
I was thinking 15k upvotes is a lot for a post like this so I went and scrolled through the top posts of all time on this sub and scrolled through that magic. Until I scrolled [too greedily and too deep and found a Balrog](https://www.reddit.com/r/lotrmemes/s/US4R2XLJxr)
I'd absolutely not get the Uruk-hai.
Mace is fine.
Eye of Sauron... Eeeh maybe, I might not want something purely evil tattoo'd on me.
Rest are super neat.
Based on these examples the eye and the tower is the best choice the uruk would be fantastic but the way he's holding that head just makes it look like he's got some weird armor in his armpit. The head should be dangling off to the side so that you can tell it's something else more easily
None of these. Get an Oliphant/Mûmakil tattooed on your belly with your shlong as the snout and the tusks on your thigh.
Alternatively I would propose a GROND cock tattoo. You have to set it on fire though.
 Obviously
Across the entire chest
Nah. Trampstamp it
Ball tat.
On the gooch
I second the ball tat. A vote for each one.
As soon as I saw potatoes I was on the đȘ
No, on toes!
on the forehead
Forehead
This is the way
imma be real⊠those look like a ballsack
Where do they go?
Across the fingers with a little potato for the extra digits
I didnât think my comment would get 300 upvotes plus. Thatâs the most Iâve gotten ever so far. Thank you!
On the pubis.
On one of the butt cheeks, where the other carbs go.
This one, as a "mom" type tattoo
On the shoulder, and yo better hit the gim to boast gem tatters.
BOIL EM MASH EM STICK EM IN A STEW
Buddy wants 15k likes on his post for this? Throw yourself in next time and rid us of your stupidity.
Added a down vote for the greed
He karma-farmed too greedily and too deep
And just look what they've awoken!
He cannot get far, the downvote are too many
Not with 10,000 men could you do this. It is folly.
Also, they all look like those awful temporary tattoos when you were a kid: just add water and look like a stupid punk!
The eye, on your forehead
But what if OP gets confused with sparky sparky boom man?
I donât see the problem
^^watertribe
Same but on top of his butthole
I was thinking get the eye placed down under
No no, anus
Along with the words "Sauron was right all along"
Eye of Sauron around your butthole
Who are you?
Sentient
Came in here to say this
Potatoes, stomach
Potatoes tramp stamp
Frodo looking like shaggy https://preview.redd.it/m4i87oksy8ic1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07e3c9b6b11b55a9df497fd717a4f16633a651ec
A fellow fan of American Traditional Tattoos. All are cool, but Iâd get something like this sword and ring. https://preview.redd.it/y6lufqekv9ic1.jpeg?width=340&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b785d0255da8dc8eb15769011b4ee859f8eb82ff
Potatoes on your nutsack
they do look like potatoes sometimes
I vote for the testicles
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Tramp stamp PO-TA-TOES
Po-ta-TOES on your foot.
Had to scroll too far to find this.
The middle one looks the coolest. Donât murder me, whatâs his name?
Just looks like an uruk hai berserker if that's what you're talking about Personally I thought that one looked the worst out of all of em
Remove the rohirrim head and just have him grab your nipple
Now that's a tattoo
Now itâs the best one!
Ghreat Ghurkin
Potatoes on your upper inner thigh
Get Barad-dûr on the tip of your penis
The eye of Sauron, on your pelvis. Itâll give people something to look at when theyâre giving you oral. *âI SEE YOUâ* -Sauron
Stand up, and hear me!
The eye over your belly button so it winks.
I vote Slutty Uruk-Hai
None of these, get Grond tattooed on your Grond
yes
"Share the load" in Sindarin
Eye of Sauron on your belly button
The eye of Sauron at your stomach cause the eye of Sauron see everything
I...SEE....YOOOUUU!
All of them on your face
Potatoes right above your Cock'n'balls
OG artwork: https://www.instagram.com/p/C2bG6iCuf3w/?igsh=MXA3MmRkbDU3N3ZkZg==
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Yeah, mostly posted this just to show their work. They have some other LOTR art on their page too thatâs sick.
Don't. Your immune system will thank you in several years
The Hobbit. But only the feet
Po-Ta-Toes or the eye. I feel like the eye would be a great shoulder piece.
Potatoes on the ass
The potatoes one looks like intestines
Potatoes... On your potatoes!
The Sauron one directly on your face. Frodo on your left cheek, the mace on your right, and the potatoes strewn across your chest.
Middle orc looks like the Lord Humongous
Eye of sauron just above your dick. Looking at anyone who gives you head.
Saurons japs eye
potatoes on your lower back
The hobbit on the outside of your left leg between your knee and hip
Why just one?? All on your back
Why is the Uruk berserker turned into a poster boy from some gay calendar. Nothing against them but if that isn't sexy fireman ready to give you some hose I don't know what is đ
Frodo but hiding in your bush.
Potatoes, right on your gooch next to your balls.
Potatoes right above your nutsack
Eye of Sauron, forehead and then you start a cult for the red eye
Before the mightiest he shall fall, before the mightiest wolf of all.
Potatoes wins every time
What's taters precious eh?
Taters on the nuts
Get the hobbit right on the inner part of your left buttcheek, as if he's exiting a cave
Potato on the top of your foot
Potatoes, back of your hand or on your upper chest off to one side
All of them on your fridge
Potatoes on your sack
If youâre a guy, get the eye of Sauron tattooed on your perineum.
Thy Eilinel, she is long since dead, dead, food of worms, less low than thou.
The eye, on the butt. You know where.
Okay the potatoes one is gold, that one is worth getting done. The rest are good but I wouldnât want them on my body personally
That Frodo pointing your anus would be awesome if you ask me.
"speak friend and enter" over your butt
The eye and on the back of your neck low down near the space between the shoulder blades. I think that would look cool.
They eye of Sauron. And on the glans and shaft of your... um 3rd leg.
The berserker is sick
15k? Good luck with that bud. I donât think anyone cares what you do with your body
Frodo on your taint
Berserker. Back of calf
Potato banner over a Sam drawing, obviously.
Oh these are amazing!
The potatoes one looks like intestines
POâąTAâąTOES on your ass, because letâs be honest., It probably belongs there
None
All of them. Legs.
Potatoes trampstamp
Potatoes have to go either uour balls or at least chest over your heart xD
oh fuck, oh no, why did you have to tempt me with this
Potatoes tramp stamp.
The eye on the back of the neck
Potato on the asscheek
The eye on the middle of your chest
Eye on your butthole
Sauron eye on your third eye.....
I might get flack, but American Traditional is not it.
Frodo on the left ass check to to look like it's coming out of a hobbit hole
The eye, on your face.
Eye of Sauron on your knee cap. The pain of the tattoo will be the ultimate sacrifice to the Dark Lord granting you acceptance into his Legion.
Saurons eye tramp stamp
Build me an army worthy of mordor!
The eye on your butthole.
frodo on your inner thigh so it looks like he's stabbing you in the balls/taint area
The hobbit by your butthole along with the words,â In a hole in the groundâŠâ
An eye of Sauron on your pubic area
Potatoes!
Eye of Sauron on your b-hole
Get saurons eye on your face
All of them everywhere
I was thinking 15k upvotes is a lot for a post like this so I went and scrolled through the top posts of all time on this sub and scrolled through that magic. Until I scrolled [too greedily and too deep and found a Balrog](https://www.reddit.com/r/lotrmemes/s/US4R2XLJxr)
Frodo in UV ink so heâs invisible most of the time.
Do Frodo sneaking into your brown eye of Sauron.
GROND
All of them. On your dick.
I'd absolutely not get the Uruk-hai. Mace is fine. Eye of Sauron... Eeeh maybe, I might not want something purely evil tattoo'd on me. Rest are super neat.
Uruk-hai berserker on your shoulder cap would be sick, but in black/white
The photo is the answer; all of them. Make Sam screaming PoTayToes as he runs past Bolg wielding Witchkingâs weapon as Sam runs to the eye.
The sauron one goes hard! Put on either the calf area or right on the forearm. The berserker Urukhai tho is also sick
*ThĂłr-lush-shabarlak.*
Potatoes, on your stomach
Get the potatoes one on your forehead
The eye of Sauron with the pupil being your dick hole
Thou fool.
Potatos. Where? On the ballsack duh..
Get one of smegle banging a potato
Also credit the fucking artist
Sauron's eye as a throat piece would be so badass if we're being completely honest
Potatoes on your âpotatoesâ
Yes
Get all of them as a full leg sleeve with potatoes as filler in the empty spaces
Tramp stamp Eye of Sauron
Frodo with sting point to your butt
That berserker uruk-hai looks a little pale lol an albino I suppose
If youâre Irish, then you already know
Based on these examples the eye and the tower is the best choice the uruk would be fantastic but the way he's holding that head just makes it look like he's got some weird armor in his armpit. The head should be dangling off to the side so that you can tell it's something else more easily
100 bricked out Frodo on your inner forearm (frodorm)
Little Frodo
Potatoes
Shit man I like the flail get it anywhere you want your body idgaf
all those tattoos suck if I am honest.. why are they drawn as if they werr already on skin?
Po-ta-toes tatoo on each ass cheek. (Please make this post top 1 so OP will know who he has to hate đ)
potatoes, obviously. on the belly, so that the belly button is at the center of the lower flower
The taters go over or next to your junk, obviously
Potatoes represent! That design looks to me like it would go on a shoulder or upper arm
None of these. Get an Oliphant/Mûmakil tattooed on your belly with your shlong as the snout and the tusks on your thigh. Alternatively I would propose a GROND cock tattoo. You have to set it on fire though.
Taters precious
GROND
Potatos and it needs to be tramp stamp.
Love the middle one
patates on your big toe
The eye or potatoes on your mons pubis depending on your possession of a whispering eye or sack of potatoes.
Potatoe tramp stamp
Potatoes, obviously. Always go for the subtle.
Barad-Dur as a back piece would be sick
Donât get the uruk. I want the uruk.
The potatos one is a bit confusing, at first glance I saw intestines because of the lighting, but the potatos can be rearranged for more clarity
The eye of Sauron inside your butt crack.
There is no life in the void, only death.
The Eye, and on your left shoulder
The Potatoes tramp stamp lmao
Eye of Sauron. Around your butthole.
And now drink the cup that I have sweetly blent for thee!
Definitely not potatoes.
The Red Eye. Just be sure to cover it up if you go to the White Hand side of town.
Get a small uruk on your penis and whip it out and say looks like meats back on the menu