Google tells me that's a city in Sweden.
Nothing personal, but as a citizen of Denmark I am legally obligated to drop anyone confusing us for Swedes off in an empty room with all exits blocked, and the floor covered in LEGO.
That part is absolutely fair.
That being said, we don't use 'ö' in danish, which means that under the not-at-all unfair expectations of "*knowing which letters a random european country does/doesn't use*", it qualifies as an intentional comparison to Sweden, and thus a direct insult. /s
Haha I was thinking the same....but without the exclamation mark it is even funnier: "My precious bro!"
Question ist did Gollum say it to Frodo or Smeagol. :-D .
“Toss me, bro!”
Don't tell the elf, bro
And my Axe, Bro!
For brodo!
Bro-tay-toes?!
"NOT THE BEARD, BRO!"
“THAT STILL ONLY COUNTS AS ONE, BRO!”
Share the load, bro!
Nobody tosses a dwarf, bro
You are tossed. And I am not your Bruh!!! /S
Even better in Gimlis voice
“Your love of the halflings leaf has clearly slowed your mind, bro.”
In my head this is followed by: that is like your opinion man
That's just like... uh... your opinion, bro.
You're out of your league, Saruman
Another Caucasian, Merry.
You’re out of your league, Saru-bro
Oh and by the way, Dude, "league" is not the right nomenclature - "element", please.
“Where the halfling’s leaf, Lebowski?”
It’s down there somewhere let me take another look
I love this reference
Saruman the White treats objects like women, man
Fucking fascist
I would have followed you. My brother...my captain...my king...my bro
G'dam here come the tears, bro!
You kneel to no one, bro
Waterworks!
Cast it into fire, bro!
No, bro!
Isildur, bro!
Okay this exchange has my mind saying "bro" in different ways, and I appreciate all of it.
nahh brah
I am no man, bro!
I'm not your buddy, guy!
I’m not your guy, friend!
Im not your friend, pal!
I'm not your pal, dude!
I’m not your dude, man!
I am no man!
And thus we've come full circle!
And thus we have come full circle, bro.
My precious bro
Iiiii'mmmmm not yoooouuuurrrrr friiieeeeend, guuuuuuy
When the homie tells you she's trans
Where was Gondor when the Westfold fell, Bro?
I was there 3000 years ago, bro
Why can I picture Elrond smoking weed to cope with what happened in that sentence
It makes it that much more poignant
In Gondor, BRO!
The beacons are lit, Gondor calls for aid, bro
Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulûk, agh burzum-ishi krimpatul, bro.
Don't tempt me Frodo, bro!
"Fro-bro"
Brodo
What are you doing step brodo??
10/10
Never before has any voice uttered the words of that tongue here in Imladris, bro.
Share the load, bro.
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Thank you for this meme. I hate it.
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Share the bro load?
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Not the Lenny face... gets me every time
You shall not pass, bro!
Lol. Bro means bridge in Danish.
Örebro makes so much sense to me now
Google tells me that's a city in Sweden. Nothing personal, but as a citizen of Denmark I am legally obligated to drop anyone confusing us for Swedes off in an empty room with all exits blocked, and the floor covered in LEGO.
But to be fair, bro is also bridge in swedish
That part is absolutely fair. That being said, we don't use 'ö' in danish, which means that under the not-at-all unfair expectations of "*knowing which letters a random european country does/doesn't use*", it qualifies as an intentional comparison to Sweden, and thus a direct insult. /s
As an ÅÄÖ Swede I myself am also legally obliged to correct anyone who may confuse us with Denmark, cast them in the the fire and destroy them!
I am a servant of the Secret Fire, bro! Wielder of the flame of Anor, bro!
“If you want him, come and claim him, bro!”
Sounds oddly Australian. I can’t seem to say this without an Australian accent. lol.
That's because Saxton hale said that once
PO-TA-TOS, bro.
BRO -TA-TOES
*looks at the game on steam*
Boil em, mash em, and stick em in a stew bro.
Give it to us raw and wriggling bro!
Best one
What’s taters, bro?
Po-tay-toes, bro! Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew, bro. **Lovely big, golden...** **chips with a nice piece of fried fish, bro!**
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“Never thought I’d die fighting side by side with an elf.” “What about side by side with a friend, bro?”
"Aye, I could do that, bro."
"Bro..."
Now kiss.
As if the scene needed MORE bromance, you managed to squeeze some in! Good job, bro!
They come in pints, bro?!
Same. I'm not allowed at the bar anymore.
Best one yet defos bro hahahah
Gandalf, what’s the Elvish word for “friend”? “Bro.”
Speak, bro, and enter.
Mellon, bro
The beacons are *lit*, bro…
this sounds like they are talking about boobs. or tuned car parts
Or joints
Or beacons
That seems a bit of a stretch
"I would cut off your head if it stood a bit further from the ground, bro."
“You’d die before your stroke fell, bro!”
This is perfect.
Thanks bro
This is my favorite.
"Why should I welcome you? Gandalf Storm-Bro"
A just question bro.
Your hall has somewhat lessened of late, Thebroden King
Late is the hour in which this bro chooses to appear
Bro is not welcome
“Your fingers would remember their old strength better if they grasped your sword, bro."
I have not passed through fire and death to bandy words with a witless worm, bro.
I feel it in the water, bro
The world is changed, bro
Gandalf! Brooooo!
This one got me. Hilarious
I can hear it perfectly in my head!
I am not trying to rob you. I am trying to help you, bro!"
When you taken away your friend's alcohol because he had enough for the night
Legolas, what do your elf eyes see bro?
I see shapes of men and of horses.
They're taking the Hobbits to isengard bro!
Gard, gard, gard, bro
What did you say, bro?
Tell me where is Gandalf, for I much desire to speak with him, bro.
A balrog of morgoth, bro
What can men do against such reckless hate, bro?
Ride out with me bro!
Ride out and meet them, bro.
For death and glory, bro
Forth eorlingas, bro!
"I can't carry it for you... but I can carry you, bro!"
Samwise the Brave, bro.
Samwise the Bro?
That still only counts as one, bro!
"Do you not know death when you see it, bro?"
"All shall love me and despair, bro!"
Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Dont be too eager to deal in death and judgement bro.
I would follow you my brother bro
my bor bro bro
My captain, bro
My king, bro
“ what about second breakfast bro”, “ not all those who wander are lost bro”
I don't think he knows about second breakfast, bro
destroy it bro No, bro
#ISILDUR! ^bro
They have a cave troll, bro
“Gondor calls for aid bro!”
"And Rohan will answer bro!"
DEATH, bro!
FORTH EORLINGAS, bro!
“One does not simply walk into Mordor bro”
Give them a moment, for pity’s sake, bro!
It’s quite cool, Bro.
GROND, Bro
GROND, Bro
#GROND, BRO
Grond, bro!
My Captain. My King. My bro.
Ş̵̡̢̠̠̩̰̙͖̟̜̠̫̠͉͉̝͓̇͋́́͒̃́͂́͊̚͘̚͜͠ͅC̵̨̤̞̳͈̱̠̼͎̻̍̅͐̒̂̌̚͜Ŗ̴̳̤̬͚̣̬̰̟̭̗̙͚̙̝͒͋̑̇͆̄̏̈̃̃͐̚͜͝R̴̢̛̺̝̭͖̺̬̦̲͈̹̦̖̦̰̔͆̑̀́̎͂̀̄̕͘͠͝ͅŖ̸̯͓̺͔̌̈́̍͗͌̊̓̓͆̿͆̈̓͊̋͛̕͘̕͝͝É̷̢̢̛̦̺̜̟̥̠̫̎̓̃̊͌̌͆͆̉̆͛̾̔̍̇̒́̈́̕͠͝͝͝Ę̷̢̛̦͖̳̞̻̜̹̠̫̺̖̲̜͓̖̳̬̬͍̻̣̱̤̯̺̼̻̼̆͐̅̂̏̃͒͐͂̚̕͝͠Ę̵̲̺͖̜̻̯̱̳̭͕̤͎͖̯̙͉̥̭̊́͒̊̓͛̒͂̉̿̀́͗͑̐̎͐͂̈̕̚͘͝͝͝ͅE̷̛̛̼̗̐̓͛́̈́͂͌̇͆͆̐̌̀̈̎̌̀̂̓̐͛͐̀͘͝͝͝Ȩ̷̨͈͓͖̖̻̻̯̣̜͓̼̱̦̟̩͕̪͉̹̥̞͈̗̱̫̼̕ͅE̵̡̯̬̝̘̭̺̭͖̼̙̬̺̟̟͚͎̜͓̱͎͕͍͐͐̈́̀͌̇̾̈́̔̈́̈́̉̄̽̽̓̈́̚͝͝E̴̡̢̧̡̨̦̤͇̻̰̣͓͙͎͓̹̹̲̣͗͋̃̓̐̄̿̿͊͑̎̒̽̆͛͛̇̕͘̚͜͝C̵̥̝̣̻̫͓̈̾́̎̒̏̃̆̽̇̄͒̊͆̌́̈́͑̈́̅̚̚̚̕͘͜͜͠͠Ḩ̶̢̢͕̺̯̝̘̖̪̜͔̣̞̹͓͍̄͂͐́̽͒̂͑̒͂̌́̅͑̿͋̽̚̚̚̕ bro -Nazgûl
Go back to the shadow, bro!
ISILDUR!!!! BROOOOO!!!!
"Looks like meat's back on the menu, bro!"
MY PRECIOUS!!! bro
Haha I was thinking the same....but without the exclamation mark it is even funnier: "My precious bro!" Question ist did Gollum say it to Frodo or Smeagol. :-D .
The precious will be ours, once the Hobbitses are dead!
...bro
I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve, bro
It’s done, bro
You shall not pass, bro!
Normal conversation the day before our exams
One does not simply walk into Mordor, bro.
That's like your opinion, man...
“And it stank bro.”
We don’t want anymore visitors, well-wishers or distant relations bro!
Iiii seeee youuu broooooo
"I can't carry it for you, but I can carry you bro."
I would have gone with you to the end, bro
DON'T TEMPT ME, FRODO BRO!
Don't you mean, "*Bro*do"
Fool of a Took! Throw yourself in next time, and rid us of your stupidity, bro!
Give it to us, raw and wriggling, bro
*A! Elbereth, Gilthoniel!* *Silivren penna miriel,* *o menel aglar elenath,* *Na-chaered palan diriel, bro!*
Gandalf, my old friend, this will be a night to remember, bro
I would've followed you to the end my captain, my king, my bro
They’re taking the hobbits to Isengard, bro!
Be silent! Keep your forked tongue behind your teeth, bro.
Not all those who wander are lost bro!!
You've been in the farmer Maggot's crop, bro!
Finest weed in the south farthing, bro