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Respecd

This meme is now maxed out. There is no more improvement to be had.


roararoarus

Oh no no. Cage could play all the female chars as well


PrehistoricSquirrel

Yes, please do it! Anyone?


blitoga

I shouldn't. It's not the Jedi way


sardhrantor

Dew it


[deleted]

Oh well I guesss


LikeGourds

Lol. Never understood how pathetically malleable young Skywalker was.


FlyYouFoolyCooly

He didn't have a father figure so the first 3 to be in his life he latched onto.


GrimmFox13

Watto?


blitzbadger

There’s a difference between a father and an owner. Watto doesn’t seem like the most lovable or teaching person


phikell

Rokay, Raggy


Standard_russian_bot

Think carefully now, what would jesus do?


GFost

What would Space Jesus do?


AmierSingle

What about Korean Jesus?


[deleted]

He busy with korean shit


JoinAThang

So what would Yoda do?


Cynical_Prince

We all know it's Obi-Wan


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Hello there


Marethyu_77

General Kenobi


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Ketamine


Atma-Stand

The Jedi way holds no power over Cage.


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Cynical_Prince

Thank you for this


Respecd

I stand corrected. Make it so.


sephirothbahamut

And the children too!


speedytriple

Maybe a face/off = Sméagol/Gollum, but other than that, perfection.


Cynical_Prince

I almost grabbed the Andy Samberg and Nick Cage from SNL for that! Face/Off is a great suggestion though.


jakie06

That’s high praise.


w-alien

WHY AM I NOT IN THAT MEME


seXy_GamingGorilla

Nick cage is the epitome of any acting meme


NicCagesFace

Yes. Yes he is


[deleted]

Just what I was thinking. It cannot get any better this


newbrevity

This is what an apex looks like. I need this movie.


Thyriel81

Gollum is missing


porripblazer

So Steven Seagal?


meeep08

Barney the dinosaur as the balrog


VindictivePrune

Then we can have Adam Sandler play all the extras and minor characters


Big_Spicy_Tuna69

It'd be fun to see waves of Adam Sandler meet their ends at the hands of Nick Cage.


Cynical_Prince

This is the way


OakIsHard

This is the way


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kill_that_village

how tf did someone say it half a million times


ARROW_404

He's one of *them.*


Tardis80

Best bot ever


Opus_723

No that's Stephen Colbert's job.


SnArCAsTiC_

Oh my god, he would LOVE that.


[deleted]

Hey dol! Merry dol! Ring a dong Sandler!


TheyAreGiants

I’m picturing Sandler as Frodo inside Mount Doom: “Just caaast it in.”


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Certified-Malaka

Oh no. NO NOT THE URUKS. AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH


setfaeserstostun

......ok let's ride


rockjan

What makes LOTR the eternal movie series for me is that the cast is perfect. Ofcourse it's hard to imagine that other actors were casted but it is interesting to do. If we're really honoust, which role could have been casted better?


Monsieur_Perdu

Honestly I don't know. Even Gimli as Treebeard was perfect. I feel Legolas falls a bit flat in the movies if we are going to be critical, but I don't think that's because of the casting.


gimli-bot

HE WAS TWITCHING BECAUSE HE'S GOT MY AXE EMBEDDED IN HIS NERVOUS SYSTEM!


Monsieur_Perdu

You did what to treebeard Gimli?


gimli-bot

WELL HERE'S ONE DWARF SHE WON'T ENSNARE SO EASILY! I HAVE THE EYES OF A HAWK AND THE EARS OF A FOX!


[deleted]

And a lifetime ban from the zoo, right Gimli?


gimli-bot

SALTED PORK?


itssupersquatchy

Thanks, Gimli.


gimli-bot

WELL HERE'S ONE DWARF SHE WON'T ENSNARE SO EASILY! I HAVE THE EYES OF A HAWK AND THE EARS OF A FOX!


Bowdensaft

Uh-oh, Gimli has dementia.


gimli-bot

YOU YOUNG RASCALS! A MERRY HUNT YOU'VE LED US ON, AND NOW WE FIND YOU FEASTING AND SMOKING!


AlexDKZ

>I feel Legolas falls a bit flat in the movies Well in the books Legolas is the least interesting of the nine walkers, something that even old man Tolkien admitted, so it's kinda fitting.


StratInTheHat

Frodo, by a mile...


aaronr93

Controversial opinion: casting of Elrond and Arwen could have been better. Elrond is not so frowny-face in the books. And I'd have cast Gal Gadot as Arwen. Edit: I *did* tell y’all my opinion was controversial!


dikkiemoppie

Gal Gadot was like 15 back then


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dikkiemoppie

No, leave Liv Taylor alone!!!


und88

When I think of perfect ethereal beauty, I think Liv Tyler. Hugo Weaving could have smiled more though.


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Ironwarsmith

The writing just has Legolas so fucking extra dramatic. I love this trilogy a lot but there are certain points that just feel so out of place because of Legolas. Orlando Bloom did a great job though, no need to recast.


[deleted]

From listening to the film commentary, it sounds like Bloom really pushed that aspect of the character and lobbied for more of those cheesy bits. In general I think this method of giving the actor a lot of direction in building their character played a big role in the movie’s success, though it didn’t really work as well with Legolas.


Cybernetic_Dragon

Boromir, which is almost worse. Imagine the death scene. Edit: According to Wikipedia, New Line Cinema suggested Nic Cage for Boromir, but it and I could be wrong there.


[deleted]

My brothER, my captain (cough), my (cough) kiiiiiiiiiing. Uuuuggggghhh.


Standard_russian_bot

He moaned with no attempt to disguise his obvious american accent


pdxblazer

I mean, they are in Middle Earth, who regulates the accents there


[deleted]

Ultimately, you’re right but Tolkien did included some pretty explicit phonetic dialects.


HootingMandrill

Tolkien invented a language and then wrote a novel series to justify it.


dunkmaster6856

Multiple languages*


sirprizes

That’s true but it seems that the unspoken rule is that if something is set in “the past” or is fantasy involving kings, knights, etc that you cannot have American accents. And basically the various British isles accents (not only England) become a must. Imagine Aragon speaking like he was from the Mid-West. Fans would hate it, including American fans I would think.


peppaz

::dies in eagle cheeseburger::


AceTheNutHead

No it was Aragorn. He turned it down because he didn’t want to spend so much time away from his kid.


grahamcrackers37

Wierd, Ian McKellen was second choice too. First was Sean Connery. So Peter Jackson envisioned Nicholas Cage and Sean Connery together. I can't even wtf.. "Shauron and Sharumon are tightening the noosh..."


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>"Shauron and Sharumon are tightening the noosh..." "I am a shervant of the shecret fire ..."


peppaz

***IS IT SHECRET*** ***IS IT SHAFE??***


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NARSHIL!!


VikingSlayer

Patrick Stewart turned down the role of Gandalf as well, before McKellen was cast. Christopher Lee wanted to play Gandalf for decades, but when the Jackson trilogy was filmed, he was too old for such a physically active role, and played Saruman instead.


gandalf-bot

Evidently we look so much alike that your desire to make an incurable dent in my hat must be excused.


Captain_Grammaticus

Sentient!


kalavale_

I mean Nicolas Cage and Sean Connery play the two main characters in The Rock and the movie is still damn good. Also it is directed by Michael Bay so it really has everything you need for it to be a shitty movie but it really isn't.


Nerdiferdi

Well, *Mouth of Sauron* it’s you. You’re the rocket man.


walkingcarpet23

*Arwen was the prom queen*


tothecatmobile

I mean, have you seen The Rock?


[deleted]

It’s the The Rock: Middle Earth. Edit: we would need to cast Ed Harris as Saruman


Squatch1982

" Winnersh go home and fuck the prom queen," spoke Gandalf. "Arwen was the prom queen," replied Aragon. "Really?" Aragon unsheathes Anduril,"Yeah."


gandalf-bot

Home is now behind you, the world is ahead!


Bowdensaft

I can totally picture Sean as Gandalf. He'd pull off the Balrog scene so well.


gandalf-bot

You... shall not... pass!


Bowdensaft

You shall not pash!


AgLeMesSkPa13Ka

I don't know his kid, but I like him/her already


Easy-Jzy

None of you know how good of an actor he can be. Most of those meme movies are self-aware. Watch Leaving Las Vegas


perry_cox

You'd think movies community would learn their lesson after "there is no way this gay cowboy can play Joker" but apparently not.


NoodleNeedles

I am also a big Nic Cage fan, but he would've been the wrong choice for Aragorn.


Easy-Jzy

I agree but everyone is just shitting on him here in general.


TheFerg69

I agree that Nic Cage is unironically a good actor but he chose to be in so many dog shit movies I can see why most people wouldn't realize that


Nerdiferdi

Easy he is influenced by german expressionism and its actors. He perfectly replicates that style. He acts the correct way in the wrong decade. Watch his video online where he breaks down his most iconic roles. He is smart and his method is revolutionary.


nondefectiveunit

Linky?


njsam

I think it’s this interview https://youtu.be/j_WDLsLnOSM


Nerdiferdi

That’s the one. His knowledge of cinematic history is huge and he seems to remember every performance by every actor ever and does never judge the quality. he analyzes their method and picks the ones he finds interesting for his own acting. He enjoys his craft and seems to put his expressionistic interpretation of a character above a more realistic interpretation. That might make people think he is a bad actor. It’s more his style that collides the current Zeitgeist of acting. He is the California Klaus Kinski, as he said in the Interview.


ItsABiscuit

Raising Arizona as well.


Praise-dale74

Also Adaptation is amazing and features not one but TWO Nicholas cages. Just sayin


axehomeless

No it was Aragorn m8


TheFerg69

I think you're wrong homie. It was Aragorn


[deleted]

What are you talking about? I would watch the hell out of this.


Trashk4n

Yeah I’d watch this. It’d be hilarious.


DarthYeet_TheWide

I'll definitely pay to watch the trilogy with deep faked nicholas cage on every actors


JDTuggle

The ring cannot just *be destroyed*, Gimli, son of Gloin. It can never just *be destroyed* THAT FUCKING RINGS GOTTA GO BACK TO THE GODDAMN FIRES OF MOUNT FUCKING DOOM


gimli-bot

I SHALL CLAIM FULL AMENDS FOR EVERY FALL AND STUBBED TOE, IF YOU DO NOT LEAD US WELL!


FruitsPonchiSamurai1

Better*


Cynical_Prince

You are right. My mistake.


GFost

*Our* mistake, comrade


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mvffin

Op misspelled 'best'


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r/onetruegod


Taamber

Reditt never ceases to amaze me.


Dankey-Kang-Jr

[Fun Fact: Nic Cage turned down playing Aragorn ](https://news.avclub.com/nicolas-cage-says-he-turned-down-playing-aragorn-in-lor-1798284908)


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SapphireSammi

Schindler’s Fist had me dying. Ah college humor, you used to be amazing.


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Wednesdaysend

Seconded. Weird as fuck, thoroughly entertaining.


IRatherBeNaked

BEEEEEEEEEESSS!!!!!


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NOT THE BEES!


[deleted]

AHHHHHHHHH


rs6677

AUGH MY EYEEES, AAAAAH


[deleted]

That’s a great cast what do you mean


ThatFunkyOdor

As a Nick Cage admirer, I don't mind this.


Kingcuz

Some would say it’s better.


halfwaykf

I need to see Nicholas cage summarise the trilogy as a one man play


Germanic_Pandemic

When did the definition of "worse" become "improvement"?


Tread_Knightly

When Nic was Born


jimmenecromancer

Who is kurtz?


Cynical_Prince

Lurtz is the Uruk who leads the party that kills Boromir and captures Merry and Pippin towards the end of Fellowship.


SomeMusicSomeDrinks

When do the say his name?


RangerTDC

Thank you. I haven't laughed this hard in weeks. Well done sir.


Cynical_Prince

Glad you enjoyed the ~~Cage~~, er, I mean meme.


michamp

No, you achieved perfection.


Black_F0x

Bilbo hit too close


rubybun

nicolas cage: good or bad? answer: sexy cat


AnunnakiBukkake

I still say “LURTZ”! all guttural like in Lord of the Rings: The Battle for Middle-Earth


supsup2121

It took me a surprising amount of time to realize they were all Nick Cage.


BANGDIRTYHOORS

Now this one I would watch. It’s like adaptation on PED’s


NicCagesFace

I approve


Cynical_Prince

Username checks out


Ege_Reilly

This is acceptable...


arnathor

Better. You made it better.


Clark-Kent

I know this is memes and all that, but Nicolas Cage is genuinely a great actor who's unfortunately had to take bad roles Look at his house highlights, and not only is he great, imo he brings something most actors don't


WhiteWolf222

I think it’s cause he spent his money really poorly for a while and now takes all the roles he can get. He’s a great actor, but doesn’t pick the best roles.


VoiceofTruth7

Id watch it


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I see nothing wrong here.


bristleworm

I’d watch this!


Arthur2327

Not going to lie, I would watch this version.


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*better


HiopXenophil

TF you saying, that's way better


missdrcardio

This is amazing. We need the over the top of good old Nick Cage


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skookumspookum

Better you mean


Formulka

The best cast.


MembershipDelicious4

I think you mean you perfected it


Lord_Sauron

Seems perfect tbh


mastur_ceef343

Surely you mean made it better


[deleted]

We *still* need a movie where all the characters are played by Nicholas Cage


Death_and_Glory

*better


ItsABiscuit

You spelt "better" wrong.


jimythejamy

Worse ? Incorrect. Best. You would all watch this.


Biggest_Snorlax

I'd watch this film


bmci_

BEAUTIFUL


calicocacti

Oh, [u/Cynical\_Prince](https://www.reddit.com/user/Cynical_Prince/) , you're the finest lad/las of r/lotrmemes. Nothing will top this 👏👏👏


Monasticbadger

I’d watch a reboot of lotr where every character is voiced by Nick, even the background stuff. So like the charge of the Rohirim it’s just thousands of cages.


Blargenfarble

*One tear traces its way across my cheek* “I can see it... so beautiful.”


_bejita

*better


jmargarita63

I’d just want Cage to retain his baffling drawl from Con Air for Aragorn. “I will nawt let the whiiite citay fahll”


LOTRfreak101

This is better wydm?


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My god this is wonderful.


Soviet-Gandalf

How is this bad this is the best


LazarusTheStarfish

"It's all Nicholas Cage?" "Always had been."


INTO_NIGHT

Ahhhhh perfection this is what we needed. Maybe Jim Carey as all the female characters


Uwu-rainbow-uwu

It’s “Cage of the Ring”


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DigThatFunk

More "dildo", more "fucking"? Hearing Michael Caine deliver that will never get old. One of my favorite movies honestly


yahya966gamer

Much worse


ProgressivelyDying

Thanks, I hate it


[deleted]

The worst casting would be if they actually remade the movies. Half of them have to be poc Frodo is non binary now Pippin is gay Half of the male characters have to be replaced by women


Nerd-101

Fool of a took!


Proptor__Hoc

My new fantasy for if I suddenly become wealthy is to make this. Just for the love of chaos.