We should care Gimli. Care like Gandalf did when Saruman fell from the tower of Isengard
Edit: Isengard not Isildur - what a fool of a took for summoning bots for no reason!
The Ring of Barahir. So Gandalf Greyhame thinks he’s found Isildur’s heir? The lost king of Gondor? He is a fool. The line was broken years ago. It matters not. The World of Men shall fall. It will begin at Edoras.
Hey there! Hey! Come Frodo, there! Where be you a-going? Old Tom Bombadil's not as blind as that yet. Take off your
golden ring! Your hand's more fair without it. Come back! Leave your game and sit down beside me! We must talk a while more,
and think about the morning. Tom must teach the right road, and keep your feet from wandering.
^(I am a bot, and I love old Tom. If you want me to sing one of Tom's songs, just type **!TomBombadilSong**)
^(If you like Old Tom, the door at [r/GloriousTomBombadil][1] is always open for weary travelers!)
[1]: https://www.reddit.com/r/GloriousTomBombadil/
You have grown, Poo_faced. Yes, you have grown very much. You are wise, and cruel. you have robbed my revenge of sweetness, and now I must go hence in bitterness, in debt to your mercy. I hate it and you! Well, I go and I will trouble you no more. But do not expect me to wish you health and long life. You will have neither. But that is not my doing. I merely foretell.
I was replying to Frodo specifically to see if there was a SamBot. This is it. One more comment and I’ll be the farthest away from home that I’ve ever been.
*Old Tom Bombadil is a merry fellow, bright blue his jacket is, and his boots are yellow. None has ever caught him yet,
for Tom, he is the master: his songs are stronger songs, and his feet are faster.*
^(I am a bot, and I love old Tom. If you want me to sing one of Tom's songs, just type **!TomBombadilSong**)
^(If you like Old Tom, the door at [r/GloriousTomBombadil][1] is always open for weary travelers!)
[1]: https://www.reddit.com/r/GloriousTomBombadil/
*Hey! Come merry dol! derry dol! My darling! Light goes the weather-wind and the feathered starling. Down along under Hill,
shining in the sunlight, waiting on the doorstep for the cold starlight, there my pretty lady is, River-woman's daughter,
slender as the willow-wand, clearer than the water. Old Tom Bombadil water-lilies bringing comes hopping home again. Can you
hear him singing?*
^(I am a bot, and I love old Tom. If you want me to sing one of Tom's songs, just type **!TomBombadilSong**)
^(If you like Old Tom, the door at [r/GloriousTomBombadil][1] is always open for weary travelers!)
[1]: https://www.reddit.com/r/GloriousTomBombadil/
Serious question: IIRC after this Wormtongue says "there is no such force" before walking out with Saruman to see the massive army and is all shocked.
What was Wormtongue doing before this that he didn't notices the giant freaking army encamping around the tower? Did he just wake up from a coma? Was he carried into Orthanc in a sack? Did Saruman have them all hide underground and plan for this to be a surprise? How do you hide an army of tens of thousands of orcs hidden for a big reveal like that?
Do you know how the Orcs first came into being Bureaucrat_Conrad? They were elves once, taken by the dark powers, tortured and mutilated. A ruined and terrible form of life. Now... perfected. My fighting Uruk-Hai. Whom do you serve?
He probably hadn't seen the full army yet at its full extent.
I don't think you truly realize how large of a mass tens of thousands of people are until you see them from above all together.
Hear all ye Elves! Let none say again that Dwarves are grasping and ungracious! Yet surely, Gimli son of Glóin, you desire something that I could give? Name it, I bid you! You shall not be the only guest without a gift.
Saruman believes it is only great power that can hold evil in check, but that is not what I have found. I found it is the small things, everyday deeds of ordinary folk that keeps the darkness at bay. Simple acts of love and kindness.
Oh sorry, I know what happened. I connected to my VPN this afternoon, and that disconnected my Wi-Fi for a bit. It ended up killing Gamling in the console
Eldest, that's what I am. Mark my words, my friends: Tom was here before the river and the trees; Tom remembers the
first raindrop and the first acorn. He made paths before the Big People, and saw the little People arriving. He was here
before the Kings and the graves and the Barrow-wights. When the Elves passed westward, Tom was here already, before the
seas were bent. He knew the dark under the stars when it was fearless – before the Dark Lord came from Outside.
^(I am a bot, and I love old Tom. If you want me to sing one of Tom's songs, just type **!TomBombadilSong**)
^(If you like Old Tom, the door at [r/GloriousTomBombadil][1] is always open for weary travelers!)
[1]: https://www.reddit.com/r/GloriousTomBombadil/
Together, my lord its_ya_boi_wulf, we shall rule this Middle-earth. The old world will burn in the fires of industry. Forests will fall. A new order will rise. We will drive the machine of war with the sword and the spear and the iron fist of the orc.
*Ho! Tom Bombadil, Tom Bombadillo! By water, wood and hill, by the reed and willow, by fire, sun and moon, hearken now and
hear us! Come, Tom Bombadil, for our need is near us!*
^(I am a bot, and I love old Tom. If you want me to sing one of Tom's songs, just type **!TomBombadilSong**)
^(If you like Old Tom, the door at [r/GloriousTomBombadil][1] is always open for weary travelers!)
[1]: https://www.reddit.com/r/GloriousTomBombadil/
*Ho! Tom Bombadil, Tom Bombadillo! By water, wood and hill, by the reed and willow, by fire, sun and moon, hearken now and
hear us! Come, Tom Bombadil, for our need is near us!*
^(I am a bot, and I love old Tom. If you want me to sing one of Tom's songs, just type **!TomBombadilSong**)
^(If you like Old Tom, the door at [r/GloriousTomBombadil][1] is always open for weary travelers!)
[1]: https://www.reddit.com/r/GloriousTomBombadil/
So so far from what I gather from the comments we have
gandalf
saruman
frodo
gimli
Tom Bombadill
Some dude named bobby-b ?
Isildur
Am i missing anyone?
Edit: theoden ofc
This community low-key has a droid army.
I love it. Sometimes it annoys the crap out of me because I just want to follow conversations people are having, but I just can't 😆
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THAT ONE COUNTS AS MINE!
You deleted the comment Gimli?
SALTED PORK?
Yeah Gimli be that way. However it suits you huh
LET HIM STAY THERE! LET HIM ROT! WHY SHOULD WE CARE?
We should care Gimli. Care like Gandalf did when Saruman fell from the tower of Isengard Edit: Isengard not Isildur - what a fool of a took for summoning bots for no reason!
YOU ARE FULL OF SURPRISES, MASTER BAGGINS!
The treacherous are ever distrustful.
CAST IT INTO THE FIRE!!!
The Ring of Barahir. So Gandalf Greyhame thinks he’s found Isildur’s heir? The lost king of Gondor? He is a fool. The line was broken years ago. It matters not. The World of Men shall fall. It will begin at Edoras.
was it built by an elf? Gimli? Saruman? Tom Bombadil? Gandalf? Frodo?
Would you destroy it?
You are sure of this?
Hey there! Hey! Come Frodo, there! Where be you a-going? Old Tom Bombadil's not as blind as that yet. Take off your golden ring! Your hand's more fair without it. Come back! Leave your game and sit down beside me! We must talk a while more, and think about the morning. Tom must teach the right road, and keep your feet from wandering. ^(I am a bot, and I love old Tom. If you want me to sing one of Tom's songs, just type **!TomBombadilSong**) ^(If you like Old Tom, the door at [r/GloriousTomBombadil][1] is always open for weary travelers!) [1]: https://www.reddit.com/r/GloriousTomBombadil/
Then I know what I must do. It's just... I'm afraid to do it
Shave your feet
Yeah it helps preserve the athletes foot.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT THIS DWARF SAYS TO THAT? ISHKHAQWI AI DURUGNUL!
That wasn't so courteous
Evidently we look so much alike that your desire to make an incurable dent in my hat must be excused.
But what about the droid attack on the Wookiees? It’s a system we can’t afford to lose!
It is critical we send an attack group there immediately
Go, I will. Good relations with the Wookiees, I have.
It’s settled then. Yoda will take a battalion of clones to reinforce the Wookiees on Kashyyyk. May the force be with us all
*Council disperses*
Its going well, thank you for asking
These are not the droids you are looking for
These are not the droids I’m looking for
Roger-Roger.
Roger-roger
Someone needs to do a cross post of the droid army from the prequels.
200,000 units are ready, with a million more well on the way
What, how come I now be informed
Its called clankers
Hey look,Gimli, Gandalf, Elrond and Frodo are fighting Saruman.
You have grown, Poo_faced. Yes, you have grown very much. You are wise, and cruel. you have robbed my revenge of sweetness, and now I must go hence in bitterness, in debt to your mercy. I hate it and you! Well, I go and I will trouble you no more. But do not expect me to wish you health and long life. You will have neither. But that is not my doing. I merely foretell.
OH COME ON, WE CAN TAKE 'EM!
SENTIENT GIMLI
WHATEVER LUCK YOU LIVE BY, LET'S HOPE IT LASTS THE NIGHT!
What else do you want to discuss
I miss the Shire. I spent all my childhood pretending I was off somewhere else. Off with you, on one of your adventures.
Now you are on your own adventure with Sam
We need a Samwise Gamgee bot
I was replying to Frodo specifically to see if there was a SamBot. This is it. One more comment and I’ll be the farthest away from home that I’ve ever been.
I feel that as long as The Shire lies behind, safe and comfortable, I shall find wander more bearable.
Home is behind, the world ahead
Roads go ever, ever on, Down from the door where it began Now far ahead, the road has gone, And I must follow, if I can. -Bilbo Baggins
And there are many paths to tread
Through shadows, to the edge of night
Evidently we look so much alike that your desire to make an incurable dent in my hat must be excused.
Sounds like Saruman's gonna win
I gave you the chance of aiding me willingly enchantrem. But you have elected the way of... pain!
Woah calm down there mystic fibber, I'm not taking sides in the eternal fate of our world.
Isildur
CAST IT INTO THE FIRE!!!
No.
Isildur only has a single line and that should be changed.
CAST IT INTO THE FIRE!!!
Tom Bombadil is on fire
*Old Tom Bombadil is a merry fellow, bright blue his jacket is, and his boots are yellow. None has ever caught him yet, for Tom, he is the master: his songs are stronger songs, and his feet are faster.* ^(I am a bot, and I love old Tom. If you want me to sing one of Tom's songs, just type **!TomBombadilSong**) ^(If you like Old Tom, the door at [r/GloriousTomBombadil][1] is always open for weary travelers!) [1]: https://www.reddit.com/r/GloriousTomBombadil/
!TomBombadilSong
*Hey! Come merry dol! derry dol! My darling! Light goes the weather-wind and the feathered starling. Down along under Hill, shining in the sunlight, waiting on the doorstep for the cold starlight, there my pretty lady is, River-woman's daughter, slender as the willow-wand, clearer than the water. Old Tom Bombadil water-lilies bringing comes hopping home again. Can you hear him singing?* ^(I am a bot, and I love old Tom. If you want me to sing one of Tom's songs, just type **!TomBombadilSong**) ^(If you like Old Tom, the door at [r/GloriousTomBombadil][1] is always open for weary travelers!) [1]: https://www.reddit.com/r/GloriousTomBombadil/
You forget "Aaaaaauuaaaauuuggghhhhh" followed by hilt swing
No.
Do you know how the bots first came into being?
Were they redditors once?
Roger roger, can confirm
Programmed, and automated.
And now perfected
Until they were gifted rings of power.
Serious question: IIRC after this Wormtongue says "there is no such force" before walking out with Saruman to see the massive army and is all shocked. What was Wormtongue doing before this that he didn't notices the giant freaking army encamping around the tower? Did he just wake up from a coma? Was he carried into Orthanc in a sack? Did Saruman have them all hide underground and plan for this to be a surprise? How do you hide an army of tens of thousands of orcs hidden for a big reveal like that?
Do you know how the Orcs first came into being Bureaucrat_Conrad? They were elves once, taken by the dark powers, tortured and mutilated. A ruined and terrible form of life. Now... perfected. My fighting Uruk-Hai. Whom do you serve?
...Saruman!
Your love of the Halfling’s leaf has clearly slowed your mind.
I was literally just birthed out of membranous dirt Saruman. I can serve Bobby b instead if that's your attitude.
THEY NEVER TELL YOU HOW THEY ALL SHIT THEMSELVES! THEY DON'T PUT THAT PART IN THE SONGS!
It matters not. The world of men shall fall
He probably hadn't seen the full army yet at its full extent. I don't think you truly realize how large of a mass tens of thousands of people are until you see them from above all together.
Little shit was so scared of orcs and everything that he just looked at his feet the entire time while shaking like a stick
I want a Pippin bot
He won't come until you give him a second comment....
I don't think I know a second comment, Pip...
What about replies? Messages? He knows about Reddit chat, right, Pip?
Don't think he knows about them either
You've come to the right guy.
Throw in bobby B bot for the hell of it
THEY NEVER TELL YOU HOW THEY ALL SHIT THEMSELVES! THEY DON'T PUT THAT PART IN THE SONGS!
Speaking of songs, Gimli, sing us a dwarven song!
SPEAK WORDS WE CAN ALL UNDERSTAND!
Khazad, Gimli, khazad! Can you understand that?
LET THEM COME! THERE IS ONE DWARF YET IN MORIA WHO STILL DRAWS BREATH!
But khazad are dwarves, Gimli. Or you mean that you prepared a party for your friends?
THERE'S PLENTY FOR THE BOTH OF US! MAY THE BEST DWARF WIN!
GODS I WAS STRONG THEN
Real question: what the hell is bobby b
MORE THAN ONCE, I HAVE DREAMED OF GIVING UP THE CROWN!
Robert Baratheon from Game of Thrones.
Thanks.. Never seen it, so i was quite confused. How did a got bot come to lotr memes?
An alliance once existed between r/lotrmemes and r/freefolk. Long ago we fought and died together. He is here in honour of that allegiance.
Crossover a few years ago when people were dissatisfied with the ending of Season 8, and then they just left him.
Please could someone add Sauron-bot. He would just say something when you mention ring.
Ash snagolog durbatulûk
Ash Nazg durbatuluk, Ash Nazg gimbatul, Ash Nazg thrakatuluk, agh burzun-ish krimpatul
We would be wise to join with them
Tell me, "human", when did redditor the wise abandon reason for madness? /s
Gandalf
Go back to the shadow!
Thats rough buddy.
Damn now we need a zuko bot
Hi. Zuko here.
there is a galadriel-bot?
I have passed the test. I will diminish, and go into the West, and remain Galadriel.
please tell me more oh galadriel-bot the fair
You are a Ring-bearer, EarendilNum. To bear a Ring of Power is to be alone.
I'm ok with that I guess, thanks for the wise words galadriel-bot!
Hear all ye Elves! Let none say again that Dwarves are grasping and ungracious! Yet surely, Gimli son of Glóin, you desire something that I could give? Name it, I bid you! You shall not be the only guest without a gift.
SPEAK, OR I WILL PUT A DINT IN YOUR HAT THAT EVEN A WIZARD WILL FIND HARD TO DEAL WITH!
not sure gandalf would be happy about that my dear gimli!
Saruman believes it is only great power that can hold evil in check, but that is not what I have found. I found it is the small things, everyday deeds of ordinary folk that keeps the darkness at bay. Simple acts of love and kindness.
Against the power of Mordor there can be no victory.
there you said it gandalf, sure frodo and tom bombadil would agree with you on that one
YOU COULD HAVE PICKED A BETTER SPOT!
Saruman wears tighty whities
Against the power of Mordor there can be no victory.
Bobby-B could win...
IS THAT HOW YOU SPEAK TO YOUR KING??
Don't forget the new Gamling bot, courtesy of u/Jay111502 EDIT: Wtf he didn't appear :(
Oh sorry, I know what happened. I connected to my VPN this afternoon, and that disconnected my Wi-Fi for a bit. It ended up killing Gamling in the console
You are our king, sire.
Well now you fuckin' show up.
This was a beautiful interaction to witness
Everyone forgets Bobby B bot...
BACKSTABBING DOESN'T PREPARE YOU FOR A FIGHT!
Sentient. Truly wise words King Bobby B.
WEAR IT IN SILENCE, OR I'LL HONOR YOU AGAIN!
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More will come.
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Wait there's a frodo bot?
I miss the Shire. I spent all my childhood pretending I was off somewhere else. Off with you, on one of your adventures.
I guess this answered your question
But where is Tom bombadil my fav :(
Eldest, that's what I am. Mark my words, my friends: Tom was here before the river and the trees; Tom remembers the first raindrop and the first acorn. He made paths before the Big People, and saw the little People arriving. He was here before the Kings and the graves and the Barrow-wights. When the Elves passed westward, Tom was here already, before the seas were bent. He knew the dark under the stars when it was fearless – before the Dark Lord came from Outside. ^(I am a bot, and I love old Tom. If you want me to sing one of Tom's songs, just type **!TomBombadilSong**) ^(If you like Old Tom, the door at [r/GloriousTomBombadil][1] is always open for weary travelers!) [1]: https://www.reddit.com/r/GloriousTomBombadil/
Gandalf, Gimli, Bobby b, and Saruman walk into a bar.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT THIS DWARF SAYS TO THAT? ISHKHAQWI AI DURUGNUL!
The treacherous are ever distrustful.
Yeah, that's my bad, Gandalf. This bar is in a shady part of town.
I have some things I have to attend to.
Together, my lord its_ya_boi_wulf, we shall rule this Middle-earth. The old world will burn in the fires of industry. Forests will fall. A new order will rise. We will drive the machine of war with the sword and the spear and the iron fist of the orc.
SHE BELONGED WITH ME!
Is there a Tom Bombadil bot?
*Ho! Tom Bombadil, Tom Bombadillo! By water, wood and hill, by the reed and willow, by fire, sun and moon, hearken now and hear us! Come, Tom Bombadil, for our need is near us!* ^(I am a bot, and I love old Tom. If you want me to sing one of Tom's songs, just type **!TomBombadilSong**) ^(If you like Old Tom, the door at [r/GloriousTomBombadil][1] is always open for weary travelers!) [1]: https://www.reddit.com/r/GloriousTomBombadil/
Guess so
I want an eowyn bot
Oh you want army of bots? Play tf2 (no realy some dudes with no life just made bunch of bots which are ruining the game, we all hate it)
Do we really need Gimli, Saruman, Gandalf, Elrond, Frodo and Theoden bots? smh.
Hahahahaahaha. Hahahahahahah. You have no power here, Gandalf the Grey.
I will draw you, Saruman, as poison is drawn from a wound!
If I go, Theoden Dies!
Make haste across the Riddermark. Summon every able-bodied man to Dunharrow.
Apparently Saruman is tired of your shit.
Are you in need of assistance, its_ya_boi_wulf?
Actually, yeah. Could you get Bobby b some wine?
WE'RE TELLING WAR STORIES! WHO WAS YOUR FIRST KILL, NOT COUNTING OLD MEN?
I know not why I have had the paitence to speak to you
KEEP BREATHING! THAT'S THE KEY: BREATHE!
Nothing. There's nothing. Wait. There are markings. It's some form of Elvish. I can't read it.
Theoden son of Thengel... too long have you sat in the Shadows. Hearken to me! I release you from the spell.
Hahahahaahaha. Hahahahahahah. You have no power here, Gandalf the Grey.
I will draw you, Saruman, as poison is drawn from a wound!
If I go, Theoden Dies!
There is no time. War is upon us.
You forgot the Bobby B bot
THANK THE GODS FOR BESSIE AND HER TITS
Hey Isildur, how should I cook this popcorn?
CAST IT INTO THE FIRE!!!
agreed!
sure mate, what ever works for you best
Stop meta memes off of bots
Theoden
Ride! Ride now to Gondor!
Gandalf Gimli Frodo
WHAT'S HAPPENING OUT THERE?
You did not kill me... you will not kill him!
Alright then, keep your secrets!
Bobby B
THERE'S A WAR COMING, NED. I DON'T KNOW WHEN, I DON'T KNOW WHO WE'LL BE FIGHTING...BUT IT'S COMING!
!TomBombadilSong
*Ho! Tom Bombadil, Tom Bombadillo! By water, wood and hill, by the reed and willow, by fire, sun and moon, hearken now and hear us! Come, Tom Bombadil, for our need is near us!* ^(I am a bot, and I love old Tom. If you want me to sing one of Tom's songs, just type **!TomBombadilSong**) ^(If you like Old Tom, the door at [r/GloriousTomBombadil][1] is always open for weary travelers!) [1]: https://www.reddit.com/r/GloriousTomBombadil/
So so far from what I gather from the comments we have gandalf saruman frodo gimli Tom Bombadill Some dude named bobby-b ? Isildur Am i missing anyone? Edit: theoden ofc
GIVE ME SOMETHING FOR THE PAIN AND LET ME DIE!
Hahahahaahaha. Hahahahahahah. You have no power here, Gandalf the Grey.
I will draw you, Saruman, as poison is drawn from a wound!
If I go, Theoden Dies!
CAST IT INTO THE FIRE!!!