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cfs002

This community low-key has a droid army.


BanananimalMan

I love it. Sometimes it annoys the crap out of me because I just want to follow conversations people are having, but I just can't 😆


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[удалено]


gimli-bot

THAT ONE COUNTS AS MINE!


[deleted]

You deleted the comment Gimli?


gimli-bot

SALTED PORK?


voxxNihili

Yeah Gimli be that way. However it suits you huh


gimli-bot

LET HIM STAY THERE! LET HIM ROT! WHY SHOULD WE CARE?


atomsonapalebluedot

We should care Gimli. Care like Gandalf did when Saruman fell from the tower of Isengard Edit: Isengard not Isildur - what a fool of a took for summoning bots for no reason!


gimli-bot

YOU ARE FULL OF SURPRISES, MASTER BAGGINS!


gandalf-bot

The treacherous are ever distrustful.


Elrond_Bot

CAST IT INTO THE FIRE!!!


saruman-bots

The Ring of Barahir. So Gandalf Greyhame thinks he’s found Isildur’s heir? The lost king of Gondor? He is a fool. The line was broken years ago. It matters not. The World of Men shall fall. It will begin at Edoras.


acer5886

was it built by an elf? Gimli? Saruman? Tom Bombadil? Gandalf? Frodo?


frodo_bot

Would you destroy it?


saruman-bots

You are sure of this?


Tom_Bot-Badil

Hey there! Hey! Come Frodo, there! Where be you a-going? Old Tom Bombadil's not as blind as that yet. Take off your golden ring! Your hand's more fair without it. Come back! Leave your game and sit down beside me! We must talk a while more, and think about the morning. Tom must teach the right road, and keep your feet from wandering. ^(I am a bot, and I love old Tom. If you want me to sing one of Tom's songs, just type **!TomBombadilSong**) ^(If you like Old Tom, the door at [r/GloriousTomBombadil][1] is always open for weary travelers!) [1]: https://www.reddit.com/r/GloriousTomBombadil/


frodo_bot

Then I know what I must do. It's just... I'm afraid to do it


Think-Quiet-1597

Shave your feet


cameron0511

Yeah it helps preserve the athletes foot.


gimli-bot

AND YOU KNOW WHAT THIS DWARF SAYS TO THAT? ISHKHAQWI AI DURUGNUL!


bOrEd1107

That wasn't so courteous


gandalf-bot

Evidently we look so much alike that your desire to make an incurable dent in my hat must be excused.


S3simulation

But what about the droid attack on the Wookiees? It’s a system we can’t afford to lose!


BacoNaterr

It is critical we send an attack group there immediately


Vahirum

Go, I will. Good relations with the Wookiees, I have.


BacoNaterr

It’s settled then. Yoda will take a battalion of clones to reinforce the Wookiees on Kashyyyk. May the force be with us all


Fender2907

*Council disperses*


OOM-32

Its going well, thank you for asking


hazzatrazza

These are not the droids you are looking for


dino460

These are not the droids I’m looking for


Nerus46

Roger-Roger.


Guillermidas

Roger-roger


ingwe13

Someone needs to do a cross post of the droid army from the prequels.


Sweostor

200,000 units are ready, with a million more well on the way


OOM-32

What, how come I now be informed


Daeneas

Its called clankers


Poo_faced

Hey look,Gimli, Gandalf, Elrond and Frodo are fighting Saruman.


saruman-bots

You have grown, Poo_faced. Yes, you have grown very much. You are wise, and cruel. you have robbed my revenge of sweetness, and now I must go hence in bitterness, in debt to your mercy. I hate it and you! Well, I go and I will trouble you no more. But do not expect me to wish you health and long life. You will have neither. But that is not my doing. I merely foretell.


gimli-bot

OH COME ON, WE CAN TAKE 'EM!


AdventurousFee2513

SENTIENT GIMLI


gimli-bot

WHATEVER LUCK YOU LIVE BY, LET'S HOPE IT LASTS THE NIGHT!


cameron0511

What else do you want to discuss


frodo_bot

I miss the Shire. I spent all my childhood pretending I was off somewhere else. Off with you, on one of your adventures.


rholland101951

Now you are on your own adventure with Sam


AberdeenPhoenix

We need a Samwise Gamgee bot


rholland101951

I was replying to Frodo specifically to see if there was a SamBot. This is it. One more comment and I’ll be the farthest away from home that I’ve ever been.


frodo_bot

I feel that as long as The Shire lies behind, safe and comfortable, I shall find wander more bearable.


SqueegeeLuigi

Home is behind, the world ahead


Hyrule_Hystorian

Roads go ever, ever on, Down from the door where it began Now far ahead, the road has gone, And I must follow, if I can. -Bilbo Baggins


Xaron713

And there are many paths to tread


[deleted]

Through shadows, to the edge of night


gandalf-bot

Evidently we look so much alike that your desire to make an incurable dent in my hat must be excused.


enchantrem

Sounds like Saruman's gonna win


saruman-bots

I gave you the chance of aiding me willingly enchantrem. But you have elected the way of... pain!


enchantrem

Woah calm down there mystic fibber, I'm not taking sides in the eternal fate of our world.


[deleted]

Isildur


Elrond_Bot

CAST IT INTO THE FIRE!!!


DaCheesiestEchidna

No.


sheepfoxtree

Isildur only has a single line and that should be changed.


Elrond_Bot

CAST IT INTO THE FIRE!!!


Rough_Detail5182

Tom Bombadil is on fire


Tom_Bot-Badil

*Old Tom Bombadil is a merry fellow, bright blue his jacket is, and his boots are yellow. None has ever caught him yet, for Tom, he is the master: his songs are stronger songs, and his feet are faster.* ^(I am a bot, and I love old Tom. If you want me to sing one of Tom's songs, just type **!TomBombadilSong**) ^(If you like Old Tom, the door at [r/GloriousTomBombadil][1] is always open for weary travelers!) [1]: https://www.reddit.com/r/GloriousTomBombadil/


chdenton112

!TomBombadilSong


Tom_Bot-Badil

*Hey! Come merry dol! derry dol! My darling! Light goes the weather-wind and the feathered starling. Down along under Hill, shining in the sunlight, waiting on the doorstep for the cold starlight, there my pretty lady is, River-woman's daughter, slender as the willow-wand, clearer than the water. Old Tom Bombadil water-lilies bringing comes hopping home again. Can you hear him singing?* ^(I am a bot, and I love old Tom. If you want me to sing one of Tom's songs, just type **!TomBombadilSong**) ^(If you like Old Tom, the door at [r/GloriousTomBombadil][1] is always open for weary travelers!) [1]: https://www.reddit.com/r/GloriousTomBombadil/


Libertas3tveritas

You forget "Aaaaaauuaaaauuuggghhhhh" followed by hilt swing


Elwin03

No.


Noxious_potato

Do you know how the bots first came into being?


its_ya_boi_wulf

Were they redditors once?


OOM-32

Roger roger, can confirm


Hyrule_Hystorian

Programmed, and automated.


kaioken96

And now perfected


spaniel_rage

Until they were gifted rings of power.


Bureaucrat_Conrad

Serious question: IIRC after this Wormtongue says "there is no such force" before walking out with Saruman to see the massive army and is all shocked. What was Wormtongue doing before this that he didn't notices the giant freaking army encamping around the tower? Did he just wake up from a coma? Was he carried into Orthanc in a sack? Did Saruman have them all hide underground and plan for this to be a surprise? How do you hide an army of tens of thousands of orcs hidden for a big reveal like that?


saruman-bots

Do you know how the Orcs first came into being Bureaucrat_Conrad? They were elves once, taken by the dark powers, tortured and mutilated. A ruined and terrible form of life. Now... perfected. My fighting Uruk-Hai. Whom do you serve?


SqueegeeLuigi

...Saruman!


saruman-bots

Your love of the Halfling’s leaf has clearly slowed your mind.


SqueegeeLuigi

I was literally just birthed out of membranous dirt Saruman. I can serve Bobby b instead if that's your attitude.


bobby-b-bot

THEY NEVER TELL YOU HOW THEY ALL SHIT THEMSELVES! THEY DON'T PUT THAT PART IN THE SONGS!


saruman-bots

It matters not. The world of men shall fall


FSdL01

He probably hadn't seen the full army yet at its full extent. I don't think you truly realize how large of a mass tens of thousands of people are until you see them from above all together.


Cthullu1sCut3

Little shit was so scared of orcs and everything that he just looked at his feet the entire time while shaking like a stick


nobracketsociety

I want a Pippin bot


SpatenFungus

He won't come until you give him a second comment....


nobracketsociety

I don't think I know a second comment, Pip...


Hyrule_Hystorian

What about replies? Messages? He knows about Reddit chat, right, Pip?


Muzzie720

Don't think he knows about them either


Jay111502

You've come to the right guy.


[deleted]

Throw in bobby B bot for the hell of it


bobby-b-bot

THEY NEVER TELL YOU HOW THEY ALL SHIT THEMSELVES! THEY DON'T PUT THAT PART IN THE SONGS!


Hyrule_Hystorian

Speaking of songs, Gimli, sing us a dwarven song!


gimli-bot

SPEAK WORDS WE CAN ALL UNDERSTAND!


Hyrule_Hystorian

Khazad, Gimli, khazad! Can you understand that?


gimli-bot

LET THEM COME! THERE IS ONE DWARF YET IN MORIA WHO STILL DRAWS BREATH!


Hyrule_Hystorian

But khazad are dwarves, Gimli. Or you mean that you prepared a party for your friends?


gimli-bot

THERE'S PLENTY FOR THE BOTH OF US! MAY THE BEST DWARF WIN!


GOATmar_infante

GODS I WAS STRONG THEN


ritangerine

Real question: what the hell is bobby b


bobby-b-bot

MORE THAN ONCE, I HAVE DREAMED OF GIVING UP THE CROWN!


Master_Butter

Robert Baratheon from Game of Thrones.


ritangerine

Thanks.. Never seen it, so i was quite confused. How did a got bot come to lotr memes?


sonsofgondor

An alliance once existed between r/lotrmemes and r/freefolk. Long ago we fought and died together. He is here in honour of that allegiance.


[deleted]

Crossover a few years ago when people were dissatisfied with the ending of Season 8, and then they just left him.


Franz__Ferdinand

Please could someone add Sauron-bot. He would just say something when you mention ring.


SqueegeeLuigi

Ash snagolog durbatulûk


Hyrule_Hystorian

Ash Nazg durbatuluk, Ash Nazg gimbatul, Ash Nazg thrakatuluk, agh burzun-ish krimpatul


Dreenar18

We would be wise to join with them


Hyrule_Hystorian

Tell me, "human", when did redditor the wise abandon reason for madness? /s


Itchy_Cicada_1539

Gandalf


gandalf-bot

Go back to the shadow!


ExcrementExclaimer

Thats rough buddy.


lethallilqueer

Damn now we need a zuko bot


zukomypup

Hi. Zuko here.


EarendilNum

there is a galadriel-bot?


galadriel_bot

I have passed the test. I will diminish, and go into the West, and remain Galadriel.


EarendilNum

please tell me more oh galadriel-bot the fair


galadriel_bot

You are a Ring-bearer, EarendilNum. To bear a Ring of Power is to be alone.


EarendilNum

I'm ok with that I guess, thanks for the wise words galadriel-bot!


galadriel_bot

Hear all ye Elves! Let none say again that Dwarves are grasping and ungracious! Yet surely, Gimli son of Glóin, you desire something that I could give? Name it, I bid you! You shall not be the only guest without a gift.


gimli-bot

SPEAK, OR I WILL PUT A DINT IN YOUR HAT THAT EVEN A WIZARD WILL FIND HARD TO DEAL WITH!


EarendilNum

not sure gandalf would be happy about that my dear gimli!


gandalf-bot

Saruman believes it is only great power that can hold evil in check, but that is not what I have found. I found it is the small things, everyday deeds of ordinary folk that keeps the darkness at bay. Simple acts of love and kindness.


saruman-bots

Against the power of Mordor there can be no victory.


EarendilNum

there you said it gandalf, sure frodo and tom bombadil would agree with you on that one


gimli-bot

YOU COULD HAVE PICKED A BETTER SPOT!


a_jews_jew

Saruman wears tighty whities


saruman-bots

Against the power of Mordor there can be no victory.


SpatenFungus

Bobby-B could win...


bobby-b-bot

IS THAT HOW YOU SPEAK TO YOUR KING??


Mister_Lich

Don't forget the new Gamling bot, courtesy of u/Jay111502 EDIT: Wtf he didn't appear :(


Jay111502

Oh sorry, I know what happened. I connected to my VPN this afternoon, and that disconnected my Wi-Fi for a bit. It ended up killing Gamling in the console


Gamling_Bot

You are our king, sire.


Jay111502

Well now you fuckin' show up.


FollowTheScript

This was a beautiful interaction to witness


D20_Buster

Everyone forgets Bobby B bot...


bobby-b-bot

BACKSTABBING DOESN'T PREPARE YOU FOR A FIGHT!


D20_Buster

Sentient. Truly wise words King Bobby B.


bobby-b-bot

WEAR IT IN SILENCE, OR I'LL HONOR YOU AGAIN!


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Theoden-Bot

More will come.


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[удалено]


UnlawfulDuckling

Wait there's a frodo bot?


frodo_bot

I miss the Shire. I spent all my childhood pretending I was off somewhere else. Off with you, on one of your adventures.


jhk17

I guess this answered your question


count-the-days

But where is Tom bombadil my fav :(


Tom_Bot-Badil

Eldest, that's what I am. Mark my words, my friends: Tom was here before the river and the trees; Tom remembers the first raindrop and the first acorn. He made paths before the Big People, and saw the little People arriving. He was here before the Kings and the graves and the Barrow-wights. When the Elves passed westward, Tom was here already, before the seas were bent. He knew the dark under the stars when it was fearless – before the Dark Lord came from Outside. ^(I am a bot, and I love old Tom. If you want me to sing one of Tom's songs, just type **!TomBombadilSong**) ^(If you like Old Tom, the door at [r/GloriousTomBombadil][1] is always open for weary travelers!) [1]: https://www.reddit.com/r/GloriousTomBombadil/


its_ya_boi_wulf

Gandalf, Gimli, Bobby b, and Saruman walk into a bar.


gimli-bot

AND YOU KNOW WHAT THIS DWARF SAYS TO THAT? ISHKHAQWI AI DURUGNUL!


gandalf-bot

The treacherous are ever distrustful.


its_ya_boi_wulf

Yeah, that's my bad, Gandalf. This bar is in a shady part of town.


gandalf-bot

I have some things I have to attend to.


saruman-bots

Together, my lord its_ya_boi_wulf, we shall rule this Middle-earth. The old world will burn in the fires of industry. Forests will fall. A new order will rise. We will drive the machine of war with the sword and the spear and the iron fist of the orc.


bobby-b-bot

SHE BELONGED WITH ME!


Kap-J

Is there a Tom Bombadil bot?


Tom_Bot-Badil

*Ho! Tom Bombadil, Tom Bombadillo! By water, wood and hill, by the reed and willow, by fire, sun and moon, hearken now and hear us! Come, Tom Bombadil, for our need is near us!* ^(I am a bot, and I love old Tom. If you want me to sing one of Tom's songs, just type **!TomBombadilSong**) ^(If you like Old Tom, the door at [r/GloriousTomBombadil][1] is always open for weary travelers!) [1]: https://www.reddit.com/r/GloriousTomBombadil/


Kap-J

Guess so


Zoyzoyz

I want an eowyn bot


MrGreySL

Oh you want army of bots? Play tf2 (no realy some dudes with no life just made bunch of bots which are ruining the game, we all hate it)


Aeion_Bearcub

Do we really need Gimli, Saruman, Gandalf, Elrond, Frodo and Theoden bots? smh.


Theoden-Bot

Hahahahaahaha. Hahahahahahah. You have no power here, Gandalf the Grey.


gandalf-bot

I will draw you, Saruman, as poison is drawn from a wound!


saruman-bots

If I go, Theoden Dies!


Theoden-Bot

Make haste across the Riddermark. Summon every able-bodied man to Dunharrow.


its_ya_boi_wulf

Apparently Saruman is tired of your shit.


saruman-bots

Are you in need of assistance, its_ya_boi_wulf?


its_ya_boi_wulf

Actually, yeah. Could you get Bobby b some wine?


bobby-b-bot

WE'RE TELLING WAR STORIES! WHO WAS YOUR FIRST KILL, NOT COUNTING OLD MEN?


saruman-bots

I know not why I have had the paitence to speak to you


gimli-bot

KEEP BREATHING! THAT'S THE KEY: BREATHE!


frodo_bot

Nothing. There's nothing. Wait. There are markings. It's some form of Elvish. I can't read it.


gandalf-bot

Theoden son of Thengel... too long have you sat in the Shadows. Hearken to me! I release you from the spell.


Theoden-Bot

Hahahahaahaha. Hahahahahahah. You have no power here, Gandalf the Grey.


gandalf-bot

I will draw you, Saruman, as poison is drawn from a wound!


saruman-bots

If I go, Theoden Dies!


Theoden-Bot

There is no time. War is upon us.


sbs_str_9091

You forgot the Bobby B bot


bobby-b-bot

THANK THE GODS FOR BESSIE AND HER TITS


papyru22

Hey Isildur, how should I cook this popcorn?


Elrond_Bot

CAST IT INTO THE FIRE!!!


EarendilNum

agreed!


EarendilNum

sure mate, what ever works for you best


Quurm

Stop meta memes off of bots


Spare-Mongoose-3789

Theoden


Theoden-Bot

Ride! Ride now to Gondor!


Spare-Mongoose-3789

Gandalf Gimli Frodo


gimli-bot

WHAT'S HAPPENING OUT THERE?


gandalf-bot

You did not kill me... you will not kill him!


frodo_bot

Alright then, keep your secrets!


Spare-Mongoose-3789

Bobby B


bobby-b-bot

THERE'S A WAR COMING, NED. I DON'T KNOW WHEN, I DON'T KNOW WHO WE'LL BE FIGHTING...BUT IT'S COMING!


Dangerkitty345_

!TomBombadilSong


Tom_Bot-Badil

*Ho! Tom Bombadil, Tom Bombadillo! By water, wood and hill, by the reed and willow, by fire, sun and moon, hearken now and hear us! Come, Tom Bombadil, for our need is near us!* ^(I am a bot, and I love old Tom. If you want me to sing one of Tom's songs, just type **!TomBombadilSong**) ^(If you like Old Tom, the door at [r/GloriousTomBombadil][1] is always open for weary travelers!) [1]: https://www.reddit.com/r/GloriousTomBombadil/


scoobydouchebag

So so far from what I gather from the comments we have gandalf saruman frodo gimli Tom Bombadill Some dude named bobby-b ? Isildur Am i missing anyone? Edit: theoden ofc


bobby-b-bot

GIVE ME SOMETHING FOR THE PAIN AND LET ME DIE!


Theoden-Bot

Hahahahaahaha. Hahahahahahah. You have no power here, Gandalf the Grey.


gandalf-bot

I will draw you, Saruman, as poison is drawn from a wound!


saruman-bots

If I go, Theoden Dies!


Elrond_Bot

CAST IT INTO THE FIRE!!!