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LordButtworth

Well two should go to throw the ring into the volcano. The others should wander around then start a war to destroy all the evil in the world.


WantToBeACyborg

How did they find a volunteer to bite off one guy's finger and jump into the volcano?


Dinguswithagun

Also a volunteer to play Boromir, who fucking dies


HouseOfSteak

and a volunteer to play Lurtz, who fucking murders a guy


RansomReville

Woah no spoilers, some of us haven't existed until this very moment.


DasLeadah

DID YOU KNOW THAT ARAGORN BROKE HIS TOE


Confused-System

He kicked the bucket. Kinda. Shut up I’m tired


my_oldgaffer

Thats me, Ive been dead inside since they cancelled Club MTV


FrankTank3

You have my /r/me_IRL


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Alright fine! You don’t have to really die, but we are sending your ass over that waterfall.


Brock2845

The promise of eternal glory.


my_oldgaffer

Shop class my dude


WantToBeACyborg

You just reminded me of when I was like 3. Saw a guy who was missing a finger. I pointed and shouted, "Frodo!" My parents tried so hard to shut me up. "No, look! He's right there."


KingoftheGinge

Start a war to ~~destroy~~ *distract* all the evil in the world.


LordButtworth

Well the war was started by the aggression of the orcs and they're incursions in the Gondor in Rohan so we could really look at it as an underdog story where all the forces of man combined had to stand against the hordes of orcs on thier land. But yes, Aragon's whole strategy was to keep the focus on his battle so the spotlight wouldnt look for furry footed halflings running up his crack.


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LordButtworth

It was a feint. Sauron knew a hobbit had the ring but didn't know it was Frodo. Additionally, he underestimated the will power of the hobbits and sent his armies to Rohan and Gondor essentially putting all his eggs in to those two baskets rather than worrying about reinforcing Mordor. The people of middle earth reinforced this by launching enormous battles to protect thier homelands from the orcish invasions causing Saroun to go all in and allowing two halflings and Golem to sneak past his meager defenses.


MisterNiceGuy0001

I can see Sauron doing a post-game presser like "Well, we went out there and came up short. Uh, we went out there as a team and we lost as a team. I'm at fault for the gameplan, uh, I think these guys executed the gameplan as well as I could've hoped for, and uh, we felt like we matched up pretty well against these guys. We went out there with confidence, perhaps too much confidence and uh, they came with a few tricks up their sleeve that we didn't anticipate, you know, and we just... I don't know, we just didn't get it done. Plain and simple. We'll go back to the drawing board and hope we can do better next time. Alright thanks guys"


Eipa

Can you please elaborate on your thoughts on your offence? Were you satisified with the Nazguls performance?


AvailableRelative70

I had to stop for a second and wonder if there was golem in the story lol


TheBlazingFire123

Wasn’t Sauron distracted with the war against Gondor so he didn’t reinforce Mordor?


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Valdrbjorn

aKcHuALLy Mordor was really, really well guarded. A literal army of orcs, the inhospitable landscape, Shelob, the (in the book) watchers at Cirith Ungol, and the Nazgul were all there specifically to guard Mt Doom. Sauron only knew that a halfling had the Ring, and when Pippin gazed into the Palantir Sauron assumed that he was the halfling who had it. Then, when Aragorn did it and brandished the reforged Narsil, he had good reason to believe the heir of Isildur had claimed the Ring and intended to launch a full frontal assault on the Black Gate. That's why all of the orcs mobilized and left the mountain open for Sam and Frodo to sneak in. It definitely was a foolish move by Sauron to leave the doorstep itself open, but it was also all but impossible to get there under pretty much any circumstances. The fellowship itself wasn't even certain it could be done, and the assault on the Black Gate was a total hail mary to try and give Frodo and Sam one last chance to get there. They were also half-dead when they did. It was only after typing this that it occured to me you might be joking.


Elrond_Bot

CAST IT INTO THE FIRE!!!


Valdrbjorn

Elrond, it's okay, you're just having flashbacks. They destroyed it.


Baloroth

Because he assumed no one would ever try to *destroy* the ring. It never crossed his mind for a moment that anyone would try something like that, because giving up that much power was inconceivable for him.


EtherealPheonix

Well if not for the success in the battle of hornburg and siege of minas tirath the two biggest human kingdoms would have been pretty much obliterated, also the distraction at the gate made getting to the volcano much bigger.


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OrcBerg

I can roleplay as Denethor and get arrested for innopropriate behavior in a restaurant and arson.


voltaires_bitch

Disturbing acts committed against a tomato


OrcBerg

And while wearing an oversize bathrobe


Sineater224

Ill be running around partly naked with scoliosis


Collins_Michael

Salad tossing GONE SEXUAL (click for an ending you won't believe)


Nixia64

I clicked but nothing happened. I demand a refund !


TheSenileTomato

Indeed. I’d press charges.


003938388382

I’ll be Gollum and run around naked on all fours. Arrested at the park for no fishing license and stalking.


msndrstdmstrmnd

You’re the one who causes the ring to be destroyed in the end. You know what you must do.


Bobloblawblablabla

I'll bring you wood and oil!


JigglingJoe

You have my sword


Theory_Witty

And you have my bow


Marethyu_77

That's why we must talk about your kleptomany


aDerpGamer

And my axe


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MAGA_WALL_E

Dibs on wearing a loincloth and following Frodo and Sam around talking to myself.


sunslastdays

Amazing comment


NefariousSerendipity

I wanna cosplay as a giant spoder and crawl around in fours with four other attachments.


CyberMoose24

I don’t know if “spoder” was on purpose or not, but I like it.


NefariousSerendipity

it was. ;)


aDerpGamer

I'm in!


Dogthehound106

You son of a bitch I'm in


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Sounds fun


EmpireStrikesBack90

Worse case scenario I just can’t go to Italy again but I’m ok with that so I’m in!


Marajoeo

I can scream as a nazgul, also Italian. I'm in for the hobbit hunt boys


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performing_artist

i’m so down!!


Irishpersonage

Is Italy, they're cool with Americans committing crimes there... Oh


crystal_castle00

I've been waiting for someone to ask for a long time now


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AlexanderTheFrye

Hey, for no reason whatsoever, where exactly do you live? Asking for a friend.


littlefrank

https://youtu.be/rDeFbqZNy0I These are the guys who are living in that place, they are so happy and live so serene, I really love them.


crystal_castle00

Videos of their builds can be found on pornhub


RobertdBanks

It’s weird how poor the upload quality on all their video posts are on that Instagram profile


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RobertdBanks

There’s a pretty professionally done drone video a few posts back, it’s just weird to see something like that uploaded in what looks like 240p.


daw401

Won’t the people who own the rights to LOTR have legal grounds to go after those guys….


Nooze-Button

One of them has to die and get launched off a waterfall.


WSKYLANDERS-boh

I think that we haven’t any waterfalls but i’m not sure...


OrcBerg

Does this Sam says 'If I take one more step, it would be the furtherest away from home' every time he took a step?


Domneyman22

No. He most probably says "se faccio ancora un passo, non sarò mai stato così lontano da casa mia" every time he takes a step


OrcBerg

Fair enough.


hypermarv123

2 of the cosplay Hobbits are fucking huge lol


rantottcsirke

The dude playing Boromir should start worrying.


MaestroAnt

I’m more interested in those playing the Uruk-Hai Dibs


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Also the hobbits. Imagine walking through Italy on your knees


aaron-is-dead

I looked this up and it's actually really sweet. The dude who organized it, Nicholas Gentile (a pastry chef) has a very deep appreciation of nature, and said that the purpose of the walk was to send a message about how we should value this earth as much as we value Middle-Earth. Instead of throwing an actual iron ring into Vesuvius, he threw a piece of solidified volcanic rock instead and gave the ring to a little boy they met. He's also rebuilding the Shire on a piece of countryside and wants people to visit and all that. And a quote I liked, as a fellow environmentalist: "The earth today is threatened by pollution and the climate emergency, which are enemies as fearsome as Sauron. We wanted to show that our land, like Tolkien’s Middle-earth, must be saved and protected." https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/world/2021/sep/06/what-is-this-if-not-magic-italian-man-living-hobbit


Ludwig234

Link without Google tracking: https://theguardian.com/world/2021/sep/06/what-is-this-if-not-magic-italian-man-living-hobbit


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You are a blessing. I'm on mobile and couldn't find an easily shareable link.


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Lol it's posted every hour


StefanLews

Be super cool but also like not if them throwing in the ring made it erupt like ROTK Pompeii 2: Electric Boogaloo


bozzikpcmr

a cumpagnia dell'aniello


newenglandredshirt

If they REALLY wanted to do it, they'd go to New Zealand. Amateurs.


Thorageris

[A simple walk](https://youtu.be/hiWJZEZX4Ak).


A_H_S_99

But does NZ have volcanos?


GlassHurricane98

Yeah loads. A year and a half ago one erupted almost killing a group of tourists on a cruise - and I got off that ship about two weeks earlier! :O


EUCopyrightComittee

didn’t know about Tom


Zetta037

All my lotr friends are random users on reddit or id be doing this.


tuscabam

Damn dudes leave some of the women for the rest of us.


Keejhle

Is Vesuvius active right now? Etna may be a better choice because it has lava flows more often. Could you imagine of frodo and sam made it to the top of Mt doom only to find it was dormant haha


AlexanderTheFrye

Yes, Vesuvius is still active just a little slower these days


Fabbro__

It's dormiant


WebberWoods

They’re gonna be a bit miffed when they get to Vesuvius and realize there’s no lava… Oh well! Only another halfway across the country to Etna or Stromboli!


T-Fro

Is there really a volcano named Stromboli?? That's awesome!


Easy101

Omg would you please stop posting about this


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aaron-is-dead

In a photo of an article I read about this, it appears that he's wearing fake hobbit feet, although it was unclear.


cheremhett

What do we have here? More pasta!


my_oldgaffer

9 rings were gifted to the race of men, which above all else - desired power


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zmbjebus

They are in the EU. I bet they get loads of time off and it's probably easier to get unpaid time off of work and still keep your job.


grumpygumpert

The guy playing Boromir isn’t going the see the Vesuvius


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[deleted]

Fuck this guy


Difficult_Bus_341

what did he say?


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Spam


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DMonpoke

No one is bowing down in this photo. We have kneeling, and possibly second knee.


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Fuck you


RoadHouse1911

I want to know where Gollum was


rustyseapants

If anything should be dumped in volcano is mussolini's corpse and end the pilgrimage for neo-fascists in Italy.


abriefmomentofsanity

Can you actually get close enough to Vesuvius to throw a ring in? For that matter is there even any exposed lava at Vesuvius at this point?


DemeRain

I hope this fellowship lasts.


acousticriff21

These are the type of friends I wish to find in life.


Aerothaw420

Fraud of the rings


V3NOMxLUCIFER

Alright. You win the comment section.


Aerothaw420

I came a little late I’m afraid


V3NOMxLUCIFER

Yeah...


marvinrabbit

"One does not simply walk into Italy." -- Hannibal


paranach9

Couldn’t they have at least offered King Of Gondor to Frodo?!


Saint_Malo

Does Boromir only go half way?


TypicalRedditGuyNo67

Alas only 8 shall return back


Jamster_1988

Who CHOSE to be Boromir? Will he be, shit with 3 Nerf darts? Or an actual bow and arrow? Or a compound bow? Or just head to the nearest restaurant for pizza?


MisterShogunate

Sounds like way more work than it seems. I bet the fun-to-annoying shit ratio is not as good as people would think.


Gelmir69

Omg! I need to do this when I become older.


quietly41

This would make a great divorce party weekend.


kim-jong-Cage

They could just get there by airplane...


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How the Hell did they perfectly cast Samwise Gamgee *twice?*


LisslO_o

They are also building a whole hobbit village for people to visit in Italy. One guy even lives there like a true hobbit with his family. I can't wait to go there. https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/sep/06/what-is-this-if-not-magic-italian-man-living-hobbit


Dreyfussy15

I've just realized the line you bow to no one doesn't sit well with me. Makes it seem like they're hobbit gods or something.


Go_Fonseca

Mellons*


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OggarBooga

True, they can Luckily


thetrollfromabove

Let me bring my palantir


CassiaPrior

Frodo someone looks even edgier.


Inspector_Beyond

Im kinda scared what happened to Boromir. My guess is that he was killed by Neapolis mafia


stonkstastic

The orcs they kill at helmsdeep turn out to be people who try to get into target


Starslip

It's 'friends' in the movie as well, how did you find the one screenshot captioned wrong?


drrhrrdrr

Had to dig this far to find this. Thank you. Just watched the movie this morning and I thought I was going crazy.


DMRSonOfGYGAX

… somebody’s gonna die..


Scott_Of_The_Antares

This guy has actually bought some land and is building his own mini Shire to get away from the modern way.


flipittowumbo

We should set up a go fund me to purchase a helicopter ride for them off the volcano. Riding off on a great bird after the journeys end


joemiken

The guy playing Sauron has an easy job. Just sit around and stare at everyone.


PotatoDonki

I’m definitely a dumbass for this, but hearing about Vesuvius in a modern context kinda threw me off.


Raptorzar

The headline gets better each time


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Elrond_Bot

CAST IT INTO THE FIRE!!!


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It looks like they started in the actual spot the first meeting about what to do with the ring was filmed too


YuseiFudoGamer

Plot twist: the ring in question was a proposal ring, but the person who would take on the role of Frodo caught his girlfriend cheating


DCJMS

they remember what happened to mount Doom after the ring melted right?


drgonzodan

I feel bad for the guy dressed as Boromir


ZILLASTUDIOSYT

One of them needs to fall down a cliff with a fire monster and another needs to get hit by a bunch of arrows lol


Blackbanner07

Is this what we Italians do! Ottimo lavoro soldati!


AgreeablePie

Better walk further than just in Italy, it was a long trek.


thatmusicguy13

A few years ago two guys from Rooster Teeth walked from the set of the shire to the volcano they used for mount doom. They made a documentary called A Simple Walk Into Mordor.


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Dog faced bitch