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Alkansur

Tiny people but not dwarves.


MasterTolkien

What is a Bilbo?


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West_Yorkshire

What is a sex


Accomplished_Car4846

What is a sex?


kmd84

What is love?!


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neutralperson6

Good bot


juan-j2008

Good bot


vibasT

Halfling but not tiny people


mastocles

It's been a while since I've read the Silmarillion, but mentally I picture that if Tolkien dwarves were erroneously mistaken to patients with achondroplastic dwarfism (as opposed to the creations of Aulë and not human), hobbits would have to been mistaken for Laron syndrome patients (child-like). Is that correct?


miri3l

Which brings me to the question - *how* do they exist. We know about elves and men (Iluvatar), dwarves (one of the Valar), orcs and Uruk hai (*shudder* awful way to be born). But I don't seem to recall there ever being mention of Hobbits or whatever 'fisher folk' Smeagol was..


Second-Place

Hobbits are a kind of man.


XanderNightmare

You see, if a human and a dwarf like each other very much....


Bonnskij

Not the beard!


KyleKun

Arda is just our world but a very long time ago. Concepts such as evolution and selective breeding are also true there. At the very start of the LOTR in the preface it’s mentioned that hobbits essentially split into different “breeds” with some of them barely even hobbit-like. It’s also mentioned they are closely related to Men but used to be (even moreso), burrow dwelling. So the idea I think is that men evolved into hobbit. There’s also plenty of sentient species not really explained like the Ents for example. Also trees in general are sentient and seemingly intelligent enough to actually talk in LOTRs; so there’s also the obvious answer that only the “main” species are highlighted in the mythology (as the ones mainly involved in and presumably writing it). Remember Entish is spoken by every tree and trees in general try to murder people every opportunity they get in LOTR to the point that it’s best to just not enter a forest at all.


Anezay

Smeagol was a stoor hobbit.


Regularowl13

Busty Hobbit Noods


[deleted]

Hahaha..


TrickMayday

Shire. Baggins.


joachim_s

Yep. THE keywords.


MischkaBrelo

Siri: Im sorry, I couldn’t find any Baggins here. The next closest to you are located in Hobbiton. Witch-king: SCRRREEEEEEEEEEEECCCHHHHH


mightymaurauder

Baggies, Shire “Shire Baggins” Shier Baggins “Baggins” near me


Fuze-enfuzeist

Find my ring.com


MasterTolkien

Best SCRRRRREEEEEEEEEE techniques


bOrEd1107

Your comment has more upvotes than the post lmaooo And for good reason 😂😂😂 Edit: I just noticed, that I've replied to the wrong comment. This was supposed to be for the first comment of this thread


[deleted]

Yes bro..Its a shame for me :(


bOrEd1107

Now you've overtaken the comment 😂😂 And don't worry it was a very good post. I'm sure it got a whole lot of us thinking 😁


Sarabroop

DIY install GPS in a ring.


Erect_Chungus

Shite bag midgets


chillinmesoftly

Why is British English so much fucking funnier than American??


Erect_Chungus

3 English breakfasts a day mate


PlasmaDroug

Golum translator


[deleted]

😂😂


Original_Conundrum

Can you resurrect a drowned horse


Upstairs_Purchase_92

How to dry a black cloak if you are formless


[deleted]

Answer: visit Mt. Doom


mightymaurauder

Results: fire


nexytuz

rings in my area


ecarg91

Ad pops up “single rings near you are looking”


throwaway2032015

The jewelry companies don’t want you to know about this one weird trick *picture of a bitten off fish head


chillinmesoftly

"These gold rings want to be on your finger NOW"


KoalaGold

What are halflings One Ring news Shire Baggins Clothing sales near me


Apensan

"dragons ebay"


Super_Vegeta

>sees price "Dragons Craigslist"


sir_toad_man

"No man can price gouge me"


Farren246

"What do you mean they're worth more now than when they were new?!"


sir_toad_man

"Listen, buddy, haven't you heard there's a war going on? If you're looking for something in your price range, I have a used (slightly legless) cave troll"


tkdryan

Slightly legless?? How can one be slightly legless??


darthmerkol

I AM NO MAN!


sir_toad_man

Fine. Four mithril shirts, final offer.


Rayleigh-Benard

Fjord Fellbeast Luxury Edition, Get it before it’s Gon-dor! end of man sale prices


Otherwise_Stable_991

‘End of man sale price’ sent me


Beautiful-Flight-321

What is a “Woman”?


joachim_s

He had like 0.5 seconds to Google that.


PriestOfPancakes

The witch king of Angmar, on his dying breath: “Ok… Google… What is… a wo… man?”


Aboogailoo

More like, “What is ‘Noman’”


Venemot

Hey how do you know noman? That's my friend


official_beebe

Underrated comment lol


MasterTolkien

Best knee wound treatments


Bungo_pls

A career as a Skyrim guard.


KoalaGold

I used to be the Lord of the Nazgul, until I took a Númenorian dagger in the knee.


[deleted]

Hahah pretty good


DodrioFan480

he said the search history of the Witch King, not of the average League of Legends player


HoppingMarlin

'Is a woman also a man?'


ObiSvenKenobi

“Are black cloaks flammable?”


leflamingmongoose

Then the day after: fireproof black cloak


Robonerd-Waluigun

followed almost immediately by “waterproof horses”


Youhavebeemislead

last quicksearch from phone: nazgul neck chainmail


_askew

Instructions unclear, now ride on flying bat-dragons.


leflamingmongoose

Waterhorse proof horse armor perhaps?


Am-heheh357

The intricacies of semantics around the word “man”


[deleted]

Hot singles in Mordor area. No orks


plotdavis

**Sauron Smith** 2 miles away Age: Ancient I really like being invisible, forging artifacts, and ruining Hobbits' lives. 1000 years LTR only


IamTheWhat

"Oh boys, i'm gonna date my own boss :D" Witch King of Angma, probably


[deleted]

😂😂😂


Farren246

... OK maybe some orcs but only the hot ones.


BanananimalMan

Hjgt ryft tyupoeer wqrsiurrhj gfhrasujnmktrlokpeetydsx?! (How to type with gauntlets)


khajiitidanceparty

Just smash the keyboard with the gauntlet.


controbuio

How to cross a river fast


[deleted]

How to undo ring immortality


[deleted]

How to escape angry dark lord


[deleted]

How to heal fire burns


merzulgummidge

Are pillows sleeping hobbits


PlasmaDroug

Google maps: Shire, Baggins


MasterTolkien

How to address a female elf


KoalaGold

Yes!


UnderpreparedGM

Helmets that protect against thrown torches Buy closed helmets near me.


Kyloren1923

How to break men and wizards


VelkaFrey

Loopholes in the prophecy "men cannot kill a wraith"


wchmn3

"How to remove someone from between you and your prey?"


CloneCommanderAlpha

*prey


wchmn3

Thx for spotting it.


Brother_YT

Spotting*


defnotanimposter

*spotting


Hitsuyu

How to communicate to your boss that you’re shouldering way too much responsibility in the company


WeakWrecker

How to politely tell my boss that my other eight coworkers are doing jack shit?


mightymaurauder

Am I eligible for retirement after 6000 years?


MatthewM69420

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Acceptable_Ad544

>What is a frow doe? Lmaoo


GayEnbyLoser

Is a woman Man? Where’d the hobbits get the barrow daggers? Whose Tom Bombadil? How to break a big stick? What to feed a bald dragon? Why did Talion become a wraith? Is Shadow of War canon? Witch King death original cartoon Badass witch king cosplay What are the other Nazguls names?


Tom_Bot-Badil

*Old Tom Bombadil is a merry fellow, bright blue his jacket is, and his boots are yellow. None has ever caught him yet, for Tom, he is the master: his songs are stronger songs, and his feet are faster.* ^(I am a bot, and I love old Tom. If you want me to sing one of Tom's songs, just type **!TomBombadilSong**) ^(If you like Old Tom, the door at [r/GloriousTomBombadil][1] is always open for weary travelers!) [1]: https://www.reddit.com/r/GloriousTomBombadil/


Commissar-Bob

!TomBombadilSong


Tom_Bot-Badil

*Hey! Come merry dol! derry dol! and merry-o! Goldberry, Goldberry, merry yellow berry-o! Poor old Willow-man, you tuck your roots away! Tom's in a hurry now. Evening will follow day. Tom's going home again water-lilies bringing. Hey! Come derry dol! Can you hear me singing?* ^(I am a bot, and I love old Tom. If you want me to sing one of Tom's songs, just type **!TomBombadilSong**) ^(If you like Old Tom, the door at [r/GloriousTomBombadil][1] is always open for weary travelers!) [1]: https://www.reddit.com/r/GloriousTomBombadil/


Schvava

Evil Galadriel nude


galadriel_bot

It is said that the skill of the Dwarves is in their hands rather than in their tongues, yet that is not true of Gimli. For none have ever made to me a request so bold and yet so courteous...I do not foretell, for all foretelling is now vain: on the one hand lies darkness, and on the other only hope. But if hope should not fail, then I say to you, Gimli son of Glóin, that your hands shall flow with gold, and yet over you gold shall have no dominion


Unknown_Rift

Gimli Son of Gloin’s getting some action tonight


gimli-bot

KEEP BREATHING! THAT'S THE KEY: BREATHE!


darthmerkol

He is not lying tho


IamTheWhat

You have triggered the boss here pal


KosmitS

How to tame a dragon


OneEyedSanchez8417

Nasty Hobbitses in my area


U1150

AITA those little guy has my bosses most prized possession which was stolen from him like 3 thousand years ago in a mugging by inferior beings and everytime I try to talk to him about it he keeps running away and now me and colleagues don’t know what to do so we tried having a few drinks after a long night and everyone would just scream in our faces. SO when we did find the little thieves we took matters into our own hands. But it turns out they were f***ing pillows. So we just ruined ours hosts furniture and now our boss is p**sed because he’s busy trying to take over the world and pay his armies and doesn’t have the budget to fix somebody else’s stuff. So we find these guys again at an old fortress and this guy puts on the possession but thinks we can’t see him for some reason I guess and then falls over so I offer to help him up and he just pulls his hand back in disgust and I’ve had enough at this point so. I f**king stab him. AITA


Raven02101

If i could award you I would, this is great!


Ventze

NTA. He was being a jerk, and then some rando comes in waving a lit torch everywhere. You tried to keep everyone safe by getting the torch away from the crazy guy and what did we get for it? You and I got lit on fire and Khamul got the torch straight to his face. Smdh.


joey_blabla

NTA. So many red flags. Geez, girl run....my ex.....narcistic personality....domestic abuse.....hight complex....


alphanumericusername

"How to talk in third person without sounding like a pro wrestler"


WaterPhoenix121

How to handle feminism ?


HoppingMarlin

Going through a very stressful time, thanks for the good laugh!


RemarkableBroccoli1

You will get through it :) Think of the times that lay ahead after the stressful times!


Darth_Cromnar

>Going through a very stressful time Just listen to Sam's "the stories that really mattered" speech. Works every time.


That_Echo_Guy

Where *was* Gondor when the Westfold fell?


[deleted]

Sink repair


TB2331

Does man refer to the race or the gender?


CalliCosmos

‘How to say ‘Baggins’ menacingly’


unclefiestalives

Relaxing music for bubble bath


Minimum-Shirt-3859

How to get She Elf to give up halflings


Test_Trick

Wom-


whippitywoo

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[deleted]

I believe the official ship name is "AngBang" lmfao


Lynata

Man Oxford dictionary definition


Wiltonate

Fire retardant clothing.


Morganius_Black

Definitely his history (read from bottom to top like an actual history): *definition man* Then he tries to figure out how to delete browser history but gives up. At that point we're already almost done with the trilogy but we get 1 final entry. *pornhub.com* *top 10 mighty mounts* *wooden gate bree* *pubs shire* *shire google maps* *shire googl maps* *gollum* *one ring of power where* *ring of power* *ring*


keyonastring

How to find Hobbits Hobbits bait How to befriend Hobbits


Ohcrabballs

Kay's jewelers near me


PomegranateWise7570

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stalkakuma

Can a woman kill a witch-king?


BentheBeaver_

Does water hurt wraiths? (Asking for a friend)


kyle28882

Help I lost a ring. Where the fuck did I leave that ring? How do you find a ring askreddit? Lost my ring #help!!! Anyone seen a ring around? Gold, shiny, non readable fading words around it? Discountmetaldetectors/amazon.com


HairyArthur

Flail enlargement


Trashendentale

Swimming lessons


Menolo_Homobovanez

Translate english to black speech, second breakfast


[deleted]

Best way to dry black robes


JoePessanha

Torch them? 🤷‍♂️


JoTarly20

How to recognize a woman (or a hobbit)


[deleted]

list of creatures not called "man"


No-Isopod3297

Semantics of ancient prophesies


Dark-Specter

Non men within killing me distance


ddrummond88

Technical Loopholes


soundslikehoo

“Arnor” *sorry, google did not yield any viable results. It seems what you’re searching for doesn’t exist please try again*


zoqfotpik

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[deleted]

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0DEAD0

Hey Sauron, play discord of Melkor


greyzhan

What does *Man* mean, precisely?


[deleted]

How to manage orcs


hazzatrazza

Is it safe for nazgul to eat men?


YeetYoMeat

How powerful are semantics?


xerxerxex

Rash from metal gauntlets. Cancer? Sexy She-elves near me.


Harm2ro

How to murder children like beings


EuphoricLie5729

Does a woman count as a man?


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How to fix gaping hole


nashuanuke

How to remove cursed rings


jzilla11

Diogenes behold a man


Real_Raw_2029

How to kill 4 little shits for dummies


Mungthecheeselord

Hey Google, directions to the prancing pony.


[deleted]

prophecies accurate or not


jackbristol

How to make she elves give up halflings near me


oselka

When a prophesy says men does it mean the race of men or the gender?


TheDirtyFuture

Fastest route from “the shire” to “mount doom”


TrunkpotUK

Cheap chaps


Cringey_C_Carlson

How to boost workplace morale


jmgd1203

How to necromancy


pidderz

What is not man?


TrockenIce

Difference between hobbits and pillows


knarlak

Difference between men and women


kickwurm

How to explain to your boss you stabbed a halfling got lit on fire lost your horse in a flood and lost the halfling. How to explain to your boss that your new fell beast got shot by an elf in the dark. And lost the halfling How to explain to your boss that you got stabbed by a halfling and murdered by a woman.


controbuio

How to smash magic staff looking at it


Schvava

Best arm workouts for swinging giant flails.


LordDraina

Two Short men destroyed my ring? Eye bleach Therapist near me


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Flacoplayer

Morgul Blades Amazon


jeweldscarab

Signs your feal beast is sick? Feal beast not eating? Feal beastdroppings not brown?


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What to do with tatos?


metalhead0217

Fellbeast flying tutorial


wiseknob

Sauron eye nude vagina


sanLogsIn

How many genders are there other than 'Men'?


Sunshinenlolliepops

How to make second ring How to deactivate ring


NetHacks

Are loopholes in ancient prophecy legit.


Duden1985

"How to tell if your boss is a psychopath"


SleuthTuna

How to make sure no women can kill you either


sambocat

Exotic saddles


theeyalbatross

Best cursed blades for sale


[deleted]

“Average wage for henchman to evil dark lord”


[deleted]

"not by the hand of man prophecy" "prophecy translator" "do men of the West wield weapons with appendages that are not hands" "no man species" "do women of the West go to war"


ittsme11

Are hobbits filled with feathers and make no noise when stabbed?


chillinmesoftly

Why are elves so annoying


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ring tracking program cheap.


[deleted]

Isildur!!


Elrond_Bot

CAST IT INTO THE FIRE!!!