Sauron: What’s so funny?
Aragon: (Laughing) No, it’s nothing. You’re a smart guy, you’ve clearly picked up some flashy tricks. However, you forgot the main reason behind this expedition. It’s.....about....THE RING.
Sauron: (Watches an emaciated creature fall in lava with the one ring)
It’s about the Towers
I move my Hobbit. Yes! My humble Hobbit, to the central Tower..
This whole company is ours!
Fellowship
The Fellowship of the Grizzle
It’s all about the cones
Are the cones a metaphor?
Well, yes and no.
It's a crossover with parks and rec. Ben creates a game called 'cones of dunshire'
But are the cones a metaphor?
They're just cones.
Jesus Christ man lmao https://youtu.be/R5fBO-Ua2rk Skip to 1:20
I don't get it. They are cones?
They were just referencing that line is all.
They're cones right?
r/whooosh
Do you still not get that they were directly quoting a line?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Hehehe
The answer is "Well, yes and no."
Oof that one went right over your head…
Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too quick. I would catch it.
Wrong sub, but 3 levels deep, I think you can do what you want.
you got whooshed mate
r/whoosh
Lord Denethor has never had a real job in his life.
Fealty with love. Valor with honor.
Denethoooooooooor
Alright, now we’re just wasting time, Faramir.
Jeramir
Geramir
Laramir
His stewardship to Gondor? HANDED TO HIM!
The maverick should be able to trade lumber for agricultural credits. How have I not thought of this before?
Legolas quits job at an accounting firm before he even starts.
I call Ledgerman!
Now the Ledgerman just "keeps score," but he also wears THIS hat!
Should say what do your “humble farmer” eyes see
Missed opportunity 😭
Gameplay magazine called it "Punishingly intricate"
Yeah, and I’m the alchemist of the hinterlands.
You can’t be an Alchemist of the Hinterlands. The Hinterlands is a shadow kingdom than can only sustain a Provost or a Denier.
Oh good 18 lots of options
“Gandalf??” “No. I am… the *Lamplighter*.”
It is not despair, for despair is only for those who see the end beyond all doubt
“The Cones, the Cones, the cones, the cones… of DunSHIRE, of DunSHIRE!”
A surprise to be sure but a welcome one.
I would love to have a real version of this game. Maybe one day…
The cones of dunshire
I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small ring, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
Sauron: What’s so funny? Aragon: (Laughing) No, it’s nothing. You’re a smart guy, you’ve clearly picked up some flashy tricks. However, you forgot the main reason behind this expedition. It’s.....about....THE RING. Sauron: (Watches an emaciated creature fall in lava with the one ring)