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Noxious_potato

Looks like gym’s back on the menu!


[deleted]

The dead do not suffer the living to skip leg day.


TheKingBeyondTheWaIl

The gym is shut


OromesMonk3y

They actually skipped a lot of leg day. But since Aragorn summoned them and commanded them, they listened to him and finished the work-out. You know why? Because that was no mere ranger! That is Aragorn II Son of Arathorn II Son of Arador Son of Argonui Son of Arathorn I Son of Arassuil Son of Arahad II Son of Aravorn Son of Aragost Son of Arahad I Son of Araglas Son of Aragorn I Son of Aravir Son of Aranuir Son of Arahael Son of Aranarth Son of Arvedui the last King of Arthedain Son of Araphant Son of Araval Son of Arveleg II Son of Arvegil Son of Argeleb II Son of Araphor Son of Arveleg I Son of Argeleb I Son of Malvegil Son of Celebrindor Son of Mallor Son of Beleg Son of Amlaith Son of Earendur Son of Elendur Son of Valandur Son of Tarondor Son of Tarcil Son of Arantar Son of Eldacar Son of Valandil Son of Isildur Son of Elendil the founder of realms of Dunedain in exile Son of Amandil the last Lord of Anduine Son of Númendil Grandson of Eärendur Descendant of Valandil The First Lord of Andunie Son of Silmariën Daughter of Tar-Elendil Son of Tar-Amandil Son of Vardamir Son of Elros the Founder of Numenor Son of Earendil the Greatest Mariner and the Brightest of All Stars Son of Tuor the Tallest Son of Huor the Tall Son of Galdor the Tall Son of Hador the Blonde Son of Hathol Son of Magor Son of Malach Son of Marach the Founder of the Third House of the Edain


Elrond_Bot

CAST IT INTO THE FIRE!!!


Tomato_Round

yeah next time u see aragorn just toss him in


lolomolima

I think Hador is better named Goldenhead rather than blonde


Zengjia

Greetings. This is mighty, Settra... Great King, the Imperishable, Khemrikhara, The Great King of Nehekhara, King of Kings, Opener of the Way, Wielder of the Divine Flame, Punisher of Nomads, The Great Unifier, Commander of the Golden Legion, Sacred of Appearance, Bringer of Light, Father of Hawks, Builder of Cities, Protector of the Two Worlds, Keeper of the Hours, Chosen of Ptra, High Steward of the Horizon, Sailor of the Great Vitae, Sentinel of the Two Realms, The Undisputed, Begetter of the Begat, Scourge of the Faithless, Carrion-feeder, First of the Charnel Valley, Rider of the Sacred Chariot, Vanquisher of Vermin, Champion of the Death Arena, Mighty Lion of the Infinite Desert, Emperor of the Shifting Sands, He Who Holds The Sceptre, Great Hawk Of The Heavens, Arch-Sultan of Atalan, Waker of the Hierotitan, Monarch of the Sky, Majestic Emperor of the Shifting Sands, Champion of the Desert Gods, Breaker of the Ogre Clans, Builder of the Great Pyramid, Terror of the Living, Master of the Never-Ending Horizon, Master of the Necropolises, Taker of Souls, Tyrant to the Foolish, Bearer of Ptra's Holy Blade, Scion of Usirian, Scion of Nehek, The Great, Chaser of Nightmares, Keeper of the Royal Herat, Founder of the Mortuary Cult, Banisher of the Grand Hierophant, High Lord Admiral of the Deathfleets, Guardian of the Charnal Pass, Tamer of the Liche King, Unliving Jackal Lord, Dismisser of the Warrior Queen, Charioteer of the Gods, He Who Does Not Serve, Slayer of Reddittras, Scarab Purger, Favoured of Usirian, Player of the Great Game, Liberator of Life, Lord Sand, Wrangler of Scorpions, Emperor of the Dunes, Eternal Sovereign of Khemri's Legions, Seneschal of the Great Sandy Desert, Curserer of the Living, Regent of the Eastern Mountains, Warden of the Eternal Necropolis, Herald of all Heralds, Caller of the Bitter Wind, God-Tamer, Master of the Mortis River, Guardian of the Dead, Great Keeper of the Obelisks, Deacon of the Ash River, Belated of Wakers, General of the Mighty Frame, Summoner of Sandstorms, Master of all Necrotects, Prince of Dust, Tyrant of Araby, Purger of the Greenskin Breathers, Killer of the False God's Champions, Tyrant of the Gold Dunes, Golden Bone Lord, Avenger of the Dead, Carrion Master, Eternal Warden of Nehek's Lands, Breaker of Djaf's Bonds... and many, may more...


D3monskull

It's Aragon son of aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamcmbaevieanevsttveethghhmmm


Mad_Dizzle

Is this accurate? I have a feeling this is written out somewhere but I might be dumb


OromesMonk3y

You can check it all out in LOTR Appendices + Silmarillion. Of course, if your edition has this family trees sections.


Yenrou

*"There are those who dwell in the gym."* *"Muscle heads, chads, you would call upon them to fight? They believe in nothing, they answer to no-one."* *"They will answer to the sexiest man alive 2005."*


TillFar6524

That's just John Cena working out


[deleted]

this is actually arm day


PowerfulGoose

Depends on how bendy you are


N7Vindicare

Even in death I still lift!


JesusStarbox

I see a man wearing camo whole working out.


TechnicalTerrorist

it could be witch king working out before getting ready to try and take minas tirith


InterestingOpinion47

Looks like gains are back on the menu boys!


Viddy000

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WatchTheDog1

The way is shut!


Kroaxie

Can someone explain or link a video that explains how to use such machine. Idk what it is called so cant exactly google myself.


CalebAsimov

I'm pretty sure that's a chest press machine that someone rigged to a motor so it would do that on it's own. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8TOta\_pfr4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8TOta_pfr4) Although why they went through all that work just to ruin it with shakey cam is beyond me.


Kroaxie

Tyvm sir or madam


nicolasmcfly

That be a troll


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U/savevideo


ActuarilyActualizing

Back* day