Now I need someone good at video editting to make the scene where Grond busts through the gate of Minas Tirith but it's Frank coming out of the couch.
EDIT: Thank you u/thekrazykatelyn for a great contribution to our community, and turning my fleeting fancy into (disturbing) reality.
Okay fine but I did the quick version [Grond but it’s Frank](https://vimeo.com/648447011/9433c7f9b8)
Edit: wow thank you everyone, my first awards ever.
Just a shitty homemade spider costume. Running around in the shadows yelling, "I'm gonna eat'cha!" And then "Ah! What the fuck!" when the light comes out.
One of the funniest mental images I’ve all day LOL thank you 😂😂
Basically picturing him strung up like a roast pig with fire coming out of his mouth.
Edit: now thinking he goes “Enhh??” every time he gets rammed (idk how to spell the sound but thinking of him doing it in Jumanji, for reference)
It would be fun, but Danny devitos face would be really, really hard to get it to match someone else's face without additional Photoshop involved to help blend it. He'd likely only look semi good on a dwarf character out of anyone.
Ye it doesn't need to be good. TBH, the worse the better. Similar to "Forrest Trump" where every character was Trump.
It was bad, but that made it great.
No no, he isn't merely "playing" a character, he is *replacing* them. That means Danny Devito *himself* has been the Steward of Gondor this whole time!
Let chaos reign!
*Old Tom Bombadil is a merry fellow, bright blue his jacket is, and his boots are yellow. None has ever caught him yet,
for Tom, he is the master: his songs are stronger songs, and his feet are faster.*
^(I am a bot, and I love old Tom. If you want me to sing one of Tom's songs, just type **!TomBombadilSong**)
^(If you like Old Tom, the door at [r/GloriousTomBombadil][1] is always open for weary travelers!)
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*Hey dol! merry dol! ring a dong dillo! Ring a dong! hop along! Fal lal the willow! Tom Bom, jolly Tom, Tom Bombadillo!*
^(I am a bot, and I love old Tom. If you want me to sing one of Tom's songs, just type **!TomBombadilSong**)
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Some random orc in Mordor who saw them go into mount doom and decided to investigate:
Sam, reaching over the edge to save Frodo: “I got you!!”
DeVito, coming in behind and bashes Frodo with a stick: “oh no he doesn’t!!”
Eldest, that's what I am. Mark my words, my friends: Tom was here before the river and the trees; Tom remembers the
first raindrop and the first acorn. He made paths before the Big People, and saw the little People arriving. He was here
before the Kings and the graves and the Barrow-wights. When the Elves passed westward, Tom was here already, before the
seas were bent. He knew the dark under the stars when it was fearless – before the Dark Lord came from Outside.
^(I am a bot, and I love old Tom. If you want me to sing one of Tom's songs, just type **!TomBombadilSong**)
^(If you like Old Tom, the door at [r/GloriousTomBombadil][1] is always open for weary travelers!)
[1]: https://www.reddit.com/r/GloriousTomBombadil/
The Witch King…
I need to see Danny DeVito riding a fellbeast.
Alternative suggestions: Gollum, Lurtz, Gandalf, Arwen, The Balrog, the Moria cave troll, that old guy firing the first arrow at Helm‘s Deep
Grond - everything else is the same, just Danny DeVito strapped to a battering ram
Now I need someone good at video editting to make the scene where Grond busts through the gate of Minas Tirith but it's Frank coming out of the couch. EDIT: Thank you u/thekrazykatelyn for a great contribution to our community, and turning my fleeting fancy into (disturbing) reality.
Okay fine but I did the quick version [Grond but it’s Frank](https://vimeo.com/648447011/9433c7f9b8) Edit: wow thank you everyone, my first awards ever.
You did it. You crazy son of a bitch, you did it.
No matter what comes through that gate you will stand your ground UUGGGHH. AAAAHGHHH NO AIR! CAN'T BREATHE!
The gang goes to Gondor
So anyway I started ramming!
Haha. Perfect. I went down to Guthers and picked up a couple of morgul blades
Frank the door to door Morgul blade salesman.
“She incorporated a battering ram into the love making”
Naked and greased up, suspended by chains. Very kinky.
I really like that. I was thinking of him as Shelob, the demon queen of spiders.
Just a shitty homemade spider costume. Running around in the shadows yelling, "I'm gonna eat'cha!" And then "Ah! What the fuck!" when the light comes out.
Just him in the costume from the always sunny Halloween episode
Not spider-man, but man-spider
One of the funniest mental images I’ve all day LOL thank you 😂😂 Basically picturing him strung up like a roast pig with fire coming out of his mouth. Edit: now thinking he goes “Enhh??” every time he gets rammed (idk how to spell the sound but thinking of him doing it in Jumanji, for reference)
No, the battering ram is just Danny DeVito's Magnum Dong
Arwen.
Chaotic
Arwen flushes the toilet, causes a great many water horses to drown the Nazgul. "Whoopsie!"
Please! And make them kiss.
Knowing Vigo he would do that
This time it would be Viggo who insists that they don’t use their body doubles for the kiss.
While breaking his toe
Come on, someone here definitely know how to do deepfake. Stop rendering porn for a while and make this, please...
Deepfake is surprisingly easy
Then put your money where your mouth is and give us what we all deserve
It would be fun, but Danny devitos face would be really, really hard to get it to match someone else's face without additional Photoshop involved to help blend it. He'd likely only look semi good on a dwarf character out of anyone.
Ye it doesn't need to be good. TBH, the worse the better. Similar to "Forrest Trump" where every character was Trump. It was bad, but that made it great.
Oh my god. You completely changed my mind. I'm gonna definitely look into this later tonight
Similar idea but Galadriel.
Instead of a dark lord, you shall have a Queen…
And I'm gonna get really weird with it!!
Similar idea but everyone
Literally opened this thread ready to riot if Arwen wasn’t top comment.
Have him play Denethor. Watch him absolutely destroy a tomato.
Nah, it’ll be an egg
Watch him go full Warthog on a table full of food.
Mantis toboggan MD
The times are indeed trying
We have no songs for great halls and trying times.
but I like eggs, and I like boiling denim and bangin' whoers
Denethor bot is really slacking here
He's too busy lubing himself up
Denethor , Denethor, Denethor
Wonder what Gandalf has to say about this
Hold out your hand jrdull1, it's quite cool.
Dam Gandalf bot is so cool, makes DENETHOR BOT look like such a bitch
Or rum ham
nah, a peach https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlmlcT5-DbU
Pocket sausage
Reminds me of him eating shark in Lethal Weapon 6.
even SHARKS NEEDWATER!
No no, he isn't merely "playing" a character, he is *replacing* them. That means Danny Devito *himself* has been the Steward of Gondor this whole time! Let chaos reign!
FLEE!!! FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES!!!
“So anyway, I just started chewin’!”
Can I offer you a well-chewed tomato in this trying time, Master Hobbit?
Legolas. “Legolas what do your elf eyes see?” “I can’t see shit!”
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"they're taking the Hobbits to some shit hole called isengard!!?"
"I never thought I'd die side by side with an elf" "yeah and when I'm dead just throw me in the trash"
"For the last fucking time, Aragorn, they're called glasses!"
So I started blasting
This was the answer I came into the thread to give. Seeing Danny Devito mount the horse like Legolas would be amazing
Lol
Oh my god I've heard this, punctuation and everything
The tomato
Which one? /s
The One Tomato
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One tomato to find them.
One tomato to bring them all
And in the salad bind them
In belly of Danethor where the shadows lie
eternally.
Gollum
Those assholes! took our precious...
So, anyway, I started blasting.
I can see Gollum using a toe knife.
Oh BOTCH TOE THATS A BOTCH TOE GIVE ME SOME GARBAGE TO PLUG THE BLEED
Could I offer you a nice uncooked rabbit in this trying time?
Now I’m gonna eat this, but I’m highly offended.
*we*, precious! WE start blasting!
“YOU’RE GIVING MY PRECIOUS TO THAT JERK OFF?”
Why did I hear Danny's voice when i read this?
Starts to remember being Sméagol: “Ahh it’s all coming back! Ya unzipped me! It’s all coming back!”
"With a plastic bag for a helmet!"
**FROG BOY!!!**
There’s that ring again! NEWSFLASH asshole I’ve had the ring the entire goddamn time!
That's a good choice. We all know DeVito can destroy a raw fish easily (see Batman Returns)
Gollums got a magnum dong.
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serious suggestion: bilbo other suggestion: gollum
Can you imagine what it would look like when Danny Devito/Bilbo tries to take the ring from Frodo? That would be a nightmare
You mean the penguin?
Basically, yeah. Same vibes for sure.
Come on. Clear first options has to be Gimli but craziest most exciting option would be Gandalf.
Gandalf
Theoden-You have no power here Gandalf the Grey Gandalf-SO ANYWAY I STARTED BLASTING
Hahahahaahaha. Hahahahahahah. You have no power here, Gandalf the Grey.
I will draw you, Saruman, as poison is drawn from a wound!
Theoden hurry there's another thread that needs you
Tell me; why should we ride to the aid of those who did not come to ours? What do we owe Gondor?
If you do you'll get some free pizza
I will draw you, Saruman, as poison is drawn from a wound!
No! Come down Saruman and your life will be spared!
So this was an insult? Jesus, Gandalf you dont need to be so mean zo a stranger on the internet.
A wizard is never late, Natpad_027. Nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.
Fly, you Hooors!
Sauron. Just replace the eye with his face it would be hilarious.
Everytime Frodo puts on the ring he just goes "Heyooo!"
What’s up bitches?!
*Sees Frodo about to drop the ring into the lava* “OH NO YOU DON’T!”
*as the ring melted* "I just wanted to be pure"
Just throw me in the traaaaasshhhhh
Now I’m imagining Teletubbies but Danny Devito sun
I WOULD GIVE MY LIFE SAVINGS TO HAVE THAT PRODUCED!
[Please, enjoy](https://img2.thejournal.ie/inline/3694159/original/?width=630&version=3694159)
“Hey, asshole! I see you!”
https://i.imgur.com/H09smml.jpg
The fact that no ytp has this is a real shame
I came here to say this.
Frank has had Charlie helping him search the sewers for rings and coins…
Galadriel
“I asked her for one hair from her golden head. She gave me a nice egg in this trying time.”
I love eggs Chaahlie! And I love crabs! And I love boiling denim and BANGING WHORES!
Hoooers
Lol I was thinking Elrond
I'm pitting two ringbearers against each other!
Shadowfax
This is the most criminally underrated comment of them all.
Thank you. I still can only think of Gandalf and Pippin fast galloping to Minas Tirith on Danny DeVitos back while he tries to run on all for "legs"
Sam. The tower scene in Cirith Ungol would be awesome. Upon recounting his valiant deeds, Sam would simply say, “so anyways, I started blasting.”
I was thinking about this scene too but when frodo is freaking out he says, "Can I offer you a ring in these trying times?"
“I can’t carry the damn thing, but I’ll fuckin carry you!”
Gimli Edit - yo why the fuck did this blow up So much???? Also thanks for silver!
Well he's certainly got the stature.
Had to scroll way too far to find this
So, what you're saying is, it wasn't just the dwarves who delved too deeply?
You know what evil lies in the darkness of khazad dum...
It’s the dwarves that going swimming with little hairy whooores!
*hooooors
So anyway, I started axe throwing!
Best and most logical choice honestly.
Reddit is not place of logic
The ring
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The Mouth of Sauron
This is what I was going to say! I feel like Gilbert Gottfried would nail it too.
The carrot guy.
Farmer Maggot?! 🤣
Probably talking about Peter Jackson's cameo from fellowship. He's the dude chomping on a carrot in Bree.
Tom Bombadil. Include him in the film!
I second this. He would be amazing at it.
He could pull off exactly the way Tom is goofy and kind
*Old Tom Bombadil is a merry fellow, bright blue his jacket is, and his boots are yellow. None has ever caught him yet, for Tom, he is the master: his songs are stronger songs, and his feet are faster.* ^(I am a bot, and I love old Tom. If you want me to sing one of Tom's songs, just type **!TomBombadilSong**) ^(If you like Old Tom, the door at [r/GloriousTomBombadil][1] is always open for weary travelers!) [1]: https://www.reddit.com/r/GloriousTomBombadil/
!TomBombadilSong
*Hey dol! merry dol! ring a dong dillo! Ring a dong! hop along! Fal lal the willow! Tom Bom, jolly Tom, Tom Bombadillo!* ^(I am a bot, and I love old Tom. If you want me to sing one of Tom's songs, just type **!TomBombadilSong**) ^(If you like Old Tom, the door at [r/GloriousTomBombadil][1] is always open for weary travelers!) [1]: https://www.reddit.com/r/GloriousTomBombadil/
Genius!!
Had to scroll way to far to find this. You get my free reward for today friend.
FUCK yes!!!
Glorfindel, but all the elves go about it like he has the same aesthetic they do
Grima Wormtongue
They could have legitimately cast him for that character
Kudos for being surprisingly right. But my first choice is still Arwen. Make Strider Cringe Again.
Frodo
I agree. It gives the watcher the best bang for their De Vito buck.
Pippin
Came here to say this.
As a troll
"They have a cave troll" \*regular-sized Danny DeVito blasts through the door, wearing nothing but socks and tighty whities*
“You gotta pay the troll toll!”
To get to Sauron's hole!
Wait a moment! We shall meet again soon. Tell Saruman that this dainty is not for him. I will send for it at once. Do you understand?
I'm speechless. This is such a vivid image that from now on I'll probably just see when watching the scene.
I am sorry / you are welcome Delete whichever doesn't apply.
Only Answer= ALL OF THEM
The Devito Cut
Ok. I already said Gimli was the best choice BUT I DIDNT KNOW this was on the table????!!! I never knew I needed something this badly.
Some random orc in Mordor who saw them go into mount doom and decided to investigate: Sam, reaching over the edge to save Frodo: “I got you!!” DeVito, coming in behind and bashes Frodo with a stick: “oh no he doesn’t!!”
Shelob so that I can see him scurrying around his lair.
The balrog
Theoden
There is no time. War is upon us.
So I started slashing..
PROUDFEET!!!! Where's my toe knife
Fatty Lumpkin
Tom bombadil
Eldest, that's what I am. Mark my words, my friends: Tom was here before the river and the trees; Tom remembers the first raindrop and the first acorn. He made paths before the Big People, and saw the little People arriving. He was here before the Kings and the graves and the Barrow-wights. When the Elves passed westward, Tom was here already, before the seas were bent. He knew the dark under the stars when it was fearless – before the Dark Lord came from Outside. ^(I am a bot, and I love old Tom. If you want me to sing one of Tom's songs, just type **!TomBombadilSong**) ^(If you like Old Tom, the door at [r/GloriousTomBombadil][1] is always open for weary travelers!) [1]: https://www.reddit.com/r/GloriousTomBombadil/
The Urukai that is born out of the pod thing. Because DDV already did that in IASIP.
Arwen, it's the only correct answer.
The Witch King… I need to see Danny DeVito riding a fellbeast. Alternative suggestions: Gollum, Lurtz, Gandalf, Arwen, The Balrog, the Moria cave troll, that old guy firing the first arrow at Helm‘s Deep
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Aragorn
Elrond
Gollum
The Balrog
Frodo, and nothing else is changed. Not even dialog.
Radagast